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Hallowe'en 2007 Graphic #2
Continuing my Hallowe'en tradition of delivering gruesomely ghoulish graphics, herewith is presented the second of this year's offerings.
Hallowe'en 2007 Graphic #1
was certainly decent, but this one, which may be reposted with attribute, should be a good reminder to people everywhere that no grave can hold the brain-dead as long as there is still misery, fear, and wretchedly incompetent policy to be visited upon the world of the living.
Remember to lock your doors tonight.
The Dark Wraith will deliver yet one more graphic for this Hallowe'en season.
I do love your graphics Dark Wraith. Thank you kind sir for these little gifts you give us.
The Dark Wraith is just trying to make the world a happier, sunnier place.
The Dark Wraith has a firm policy of not exposing parts he cares about in places where sharp-toothed ghouls can pop out of the ground without warning.
With all respect exalted Dark One, the shrub attempting to emerge from a concrete slab just doesn't elicit terror in me. As with all of it's other endeavors, it would surly screw this one up as well.
I view it's open mouth as an opportunity to see if my aim was what it once was. At a safe distance, of course.
The real terror would be from the support that the shrub has received from so many when it predictably screws up, as I relieve myself from a distance into the shrub I will keep an eye out for those.
Good morning, Darkest One.
Sometimes , just to amuse my-own-self, I imagine you singing this song:
Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woven mittens. Brown paper packages tied up in stings. These are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites. When the bee stings. When I'm feeling sad....I simply remember my favorite things...and then I don't feel so bad.
Then I laugh way down in my belly!
The Dark Wraith will work on mustering a laugh.
[Haw-haw. There. That should do it.]
I, for one would love to see the Dark Wraith's visage posted here, with that tune playing in the background, Missouri Mule! Talk about a viewer-magnet!
Now, if we could just find someone with the graphics capabilities to handle a job like that. I'm sure DW would be all for it, huh?
trog69,for gawd's sake man, be careful! We could both end up in a newspaper article about somebody getting beaten to death with a economics book, or a shoe, or sewed up in bedsheets and beaten with broom handles, or accidentally run over nine times.
Apparently the practice of beating folks slap to death is is sweeping the country and small wonder. It must be so satisfying. Right, Wraith?
Good evening, Missouri Mule.
The temperate yet firm hand applied to the seat of the problem is more my speed. I have found that a far more enduring bond is established when the hand of justice is delivered with love, fairness, and glycerin-based emollients.
The Dark Wraith reaches for the Corn Huskers Lotion.
Trog69 backs away, mumbling about it "getting a tad warm in here", leaving the two alone. He tried looking back, but only saw the woodgrain of the door as it slammed shut inches from his weirdly grinning mug.
The hand of justice is available without prejudice to all who would dare to seek a better way forward.
The Dark Wraith might consider offering franchise opportunities.
Yeah, yeah. But would ya makes us write bad checks?
YeeeeeHawwwww, Ms. Mule!!! Rubber checks and sheets. Just the way I like it!
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