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The Audacity of Cynicism

Recent articles, consolidated in a post on June 15, 2007, at Big Brass Blog, are enough to give more than fleeting hope that the Attorney General of the United States, Alberto Gonzales, may be nearing the end of his tenure and that top officials at the White House may soon be confronted with evidence of their own involvement in the scandal surrounding the politically motivated firings of U.S. Attorneys.

While not wishing to be the bearer of contrarian negativism when it comes to prospects for justice to prevail, at least insofar as Mr. Gonzales is concerned little is being revealed, claimed, or shown at present that offers reason for optimism. In this editorial, I set forth the essence of my beef with this stew being stirred by progressive journalists.

First, far and away too many bloggers and some congressional investigators are quoting Monica Goodling with respect to a meeting she had with Alberto Gonzales that she claimed made her "uncomfortable." Monica Goodling has zero credibility, this despite the kid-gloves, grovel-at-her-feet, immunity-on-a-silver-platter treatment accorded her by congressional Democrats, who still seem to be afraid that they're going to treat the wrong person harshly and thereby garner the wrath of some electorate that is so poorly informed and capriciously engaged that it wouldn't notice Harry Reid as a Senator even if he were a contestant on American Idol.

Monica Goodling contorted her sworn testimony to portray herself as some lowly office bimbo. She wasn't. Her testimony was, at best, misleading. More to the point, in a sane era where the rule of law prevailed, her behavior prior to testifying would have been judged in contempt of Congress, and her eventual testimony would have bordered on perjury. Goodling—together with the other fresh-out-of-Christian-law-school, young-pup dominionists—virtually ran the hiring-and-firing scam at DoJ deliberately crafted as part of an ambitious effort (actually, a "scheme" in legal terminology) to turn the United States justice system into the spear point of an Executive Branch driving to turn the United States of America into the medieval abyss of a "Christian nation."

Monica Goodling is no hero; she isn't even a person worth quoting.

And on the topic of quotable people being embraced by progressives, Department of Justice hero du jour James B. Comey served at DoJ as nothing other than a tool of Right-wing interests (masquerading as conservatives, I might add) that had already infected the highest levels of the government in the early years of the Bush Administration. Comey was a proactive shill who used his status as Acting Attorney General in the investigation of the outing of non-official cover operative Valerie Plame as the means by which his henchman, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, could once and for all destroy the presumption of journalistic confidentiality of sources, an effort consistent with the less-than-flattering term "zealous" used in a Washington Post article to describe him and some of his activities. "Fitzy" (to use the Left's once-adoring term for him) declined his otherwise golden opportunity to force President George W. Bush to testify under oath before a grand jury; he let Vice President Richard V. Cheney have counsel present (try getting that sweet deal for yourself when you're hauled in to face a federal grand jury); and in the end, he came up with a conviction of one, little man. Comey, described by the Washington Post as the "unofficial president-for-life of the Pat Fitzgerald Booster Club," was part and parcel of what cannot be described as other than a whitewash, as laid out here at The Dark Wraith Forums in an October 2005 editorial and again in a January 2006 editorial.

And now, to top it all off, Mr. Fitzgerald—that bulwark of law enforcement, that square-jawed defender of justice, that prosecutor who went after a judge who tried to stop him from breaking the law—has made it known to Congress that he would have little to say if called to testify about what he learned during his investigation, an investigation which, by the way, ended up costing an appallingly miniscule fraction of what was spent by politically and privately motivated prosecutors hunting down the Clintons during the 1990s. Miserably miserly as Fitzgerald's expenditures in the pursuit of justice were, he spent public money, and now he advances the amazing proposition that the product of that public money is his to keep all to his precious self, despite the fact that a sound legal argument could be made that his refusal to disclose everything he knows constitutes obstruction of justice.

Now, let us finally take note of and address the curious, falsely satisfying spectacle of resignations up and down the top tiers of the Department of Justice. This trickle of soon-to-be-extinct dodos lining up for the American version of hara-kiri might be good theatre for the buzzards promoting the buzz in Washington, but take solemn note: the Department of Justice—that now-grandly humiliated agency, that giant stone slab looking every day more and more like a cross between a mausoleum and a Soviet-era party house—is still headed by none other than—gasp! are you ready for this?—Alberto Gonzales.

He's not leaving. Not yet, anyway. Other people at DoJ are losing their jobs; other people are being embarrassed, disgraced, criticized, threatened, subpoenaed, harassed, bullied, and cajoled by committees full of Democrats struttin' their stuff for the C-Span cameras; but Alberto Gonzales is still at his desk, still daring—simply daring—anyone to remove him.

Mr. Gonzales, then, stands as the stark, yet entirely sublime, living metaphor of the only man to whom he answers: George W. Bush, the head of the entire Executive Branch, the man who has without question committed unconscionably wrongful acts against the Republic, and in so doing, has laid bare the sham of every grave intonation about the "rule of law" in this land.

Yes, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby is headed to jail. Yes, top officials of the Department of Justice have resigned. Yes, a general who lied about the situation in Iraq is now gone. Yes, aides to White House political operative Karl "He of the Cloven Hoof" Rove have quit. But to what does all of this amount?

It is as if the progressives from the Blogosphere to the Capitol are standing at the edge of a national sewer, reaching in and randomly grabbing a passing chunk of stool, then proudly hoisting it for all to see while bawling, "We GOT one, by golly! Boy, are we gonna show it who's boss!"

And yet the sewer, itself, roils on, bubbling forth the stench of the neo-conservative meat wagon lashed to the twin demons of dominionist Christian vision and plain, old-fashioned redneck thuggery.

The era of George W. Bush is far from coming to a close; and, in fact, unless a wildly sweeping, systematic prosecution of the top officials of the United States comes, we shall be right back here within a decade, the possible election of a Democrat as President in 2008 notwithstanding. It took less than a decade for the Right to begin its hateful rise once again after the fall of Richard Nixon. It will take even less time in this era if nothing is done to legally, forcefully, and resoundingly punish George W. Bush.

The Democrats have shown no inclination whatsoever for the grim task necessary to save this Republic from an evil that no doubt has a veritable legion of easily punishable minions in the lower ranks of the White House, the Department of Justice, and every other agency, but that has its heart and soul in the man who sits in the Oval Office just daring the cowards in Congress to take him on. The Democrats in Washington simply cannot.

But those same Democrats will still want your votes the next time they're up for re-election; and, of course, they'll really want your donations. Believe it or not, they'll also be asking for your trust.

It's almost like they're just daring you to do something, isn't it?



The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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Wrote Phydeaux Speaks:

It's almost like they're just daring you to do something, isn't it?

So, do we follow the Jeffersonian model - "A little rebellion now and then is a good thing" - or... I can't think of an "or". I would say form a new party, but the two-party system is so entrenched and has all the rules weighted in its own favor, that the odds of a successful third (or fourth or fifth) party being viable approach nil.

What do we do? Speak to us, O Brian -er, I mean Dark Wraith!

       Posted on 06/16/07 at 00:55:23 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

Good evening, Phydeaux Speaks.

I know a way out of Hell.

Unfortunately, the alternative to Hell is even more so.

The Dark Wraith might throw together some travel brochures at a later time.

       Posted on 06/16/07 at 01:02:18 •

Wrote oldwhitelady:

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

I thought the following was a terrific description.

It is as if the progressives from the Blogosphere to the Capitol are standing at the edge of a national sewer, reaching in and randomly grabbing a passing chunk of stool, then proudly hoisting it for all to see while bawling, "We GOT one, by golly! Boy, are we gonna show it who's boss!"

:)

       Posted on 06/16/07 at 13:15:59 •

Wrote trog69:

Good afternoon, DW.

How many underlings get thrown under the bus before the people feel satisfied that justice has been served? When I first heard about Ms. Goodling's religious background, I shivered. These fundamentalists will be at the forefront helping foment the 'neo-dark ages', as it will be known as in 2075. As the world's haves squeeze every last dollar from the have-nots, and the governments 'hide their heads in the sand' energy policy means that those who invested in candle making companies are the new Bill Gates, the flag representing the Justice Brigades will have a cross boldly accented on it.

"Hey, know what I heard? If a justice Brigade soldier asks you the phone number for calling in about suspicious neighbors, and you don't know it, it's now 20 lashes, instead of 10!"

"Man, how dumb do ya have to be to forget *666?"

       Posted on 06/16/07 at 17:57:55 •

Wrote trog69:

Oh, and to backtrack from the threadjack, when was the last time any bill was voted on because it was a good bill, rather than because they think that's what will garner votes?

       Posted on 06/16/07 at 18:05:15 •

Wrote Wild Clover:

Not quite on topic, but I brought a present for the lounge...the old one seemed to smell strongly of goat, and this might be an alternative.

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 00:16:32 •

Wrote Father Tyme:

Wild Clover,
Absolutely outstanding, but maybe not as far fetched as we think.
BTW, was the little guy imported from China?

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 07:28:13 •

Wrote Kelsos Nuts:

Very well-written post, DW. They already dared me to do something and I did it. I voted with my feet.

I haven't decided whether I still want the franchise or not, but I have time. We'll see, Torrijos's party might need my vote more than the Democrats do. If by 2008, and I still have it, I'll vote for any Democrat other than Obama or Biden. And in the latter two scearions I'll make a protest vote of some sort.

How you folks sort it out is up to you.

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 13:46:55 •

Wrote kelley b:

Good Afternoon, Dark Wraith

Let me compliment you on your assessment of the situation at the D. o' J.

Alas, most days many progressive bloggers seem to prefer to examine the unfolding events in Washington and many other places in the wide world through rose colored glasses.

I suspect the culprit is too many Westerns and situational comedies viewed too young. Surely, they seem to think, the good guys always win in the end.

This presupposes that we 1) are anywhere near the end of the Bu$hCo-Cheneyburton Empire, and 2) that we are in fact living in a Western situational comedy.

I suspect it's more like a movie by Stanley Kubrick.

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 15:10:21 •

Wrote My Pet Goat:

LMAO! That's why I like reading your works Mr. Wraith. Absolutely hysterical (we got one by golly), but sadly all too true.

And Wild Clover, that's just cute, real cute. hehe

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 15:37:26 •

Wrote Minstrel Boy:

i completely flummoxed a young starry eyed christian piano player the other day. he came to a session wearing a shirt that said straighten up! hell is forever.

i told him "your shirt won't work on me."

he gave a puzzled look.

i said it again.

he had to ask "why?"

i said "i was a junkie in viet nam. i been. hell's do-able, and parts of it are even pretty fun. like the bangkok hookers. fun."

he turned quite pale and had to leave the room quickly.

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 16:38:49 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

The Dark Wraith needs to take this blog and its regulars to the Silver Screen. We could make a fortune.

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 17:04:27 •

Wrote Peter of Lone Tree:

I still want to play the part of the dog, but I suppose blackdog's "Woof" has the part sewed up.
Never did have much time for directors who typecast; when asked what kind of parts I play or what kind of work I do, I usually answer, "Knave of all trades, jack of none".

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 20:10:56 •

Wrote Father Tyme:

PoLT,
Knave? Pray kind sir. Thou art in no way construed to be a knave. Nor a jack, but yea, a Master of many things.
As for the course of this damnable crusade, the worst may yet be to come.

"Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."

Truly we we must needs have Masters such as yourself and the Dark One to guide us through the perilous times ahead.

(Too much?)

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 20:44:45 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

Peter, the only reason you want the part of the dog is because of the love scenes.

The Dark Wraith does, however, appreciate style.

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 20:45:09 •

Wrote trog69:

Yeah well, I am not playing any cats, just forget it!

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 22:15:06 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

I've never even heard of a position called "kittie style."

       Posted on 06/17/07 at 23:38:35 •

Wrote Wild Clover:

I would assume "kitty style" is how one does it when participating in a "kitten pile", or "kitty cuddle"....basically however many participants all cuddled up sleeping the way one sees litters of kittens sleeping -draped over each other every which way. Unfortunately, I'm getting too old to sleep like that nowadays.

       Posted on 06/18/07 at 00:27:46 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

Got that right, Wild Clover, about being too old for group sleep. The last thing I need is to awaken in the middle of the night with a foot in my face.

Or an ass, for that matter.

The Dark Wraith is rather fragile in his first moments of consciousness.

       Posted on 06/18/07 at 00:52:23 •

Wrote SB Gypsy:

Jeffersonian solution or... what? Solidarity. Without the latter, the former is impossible.

We do not yet have the latter, do you begrudge us our few crumbs of justice ?

God, what do we have to do to get our country back?? I heartily fear that it's gone for good.

       Posted on 06/18/07 at 14:36:52 •

Wrote Dark Wraith:

If we ever had it to begin with, SB Gypsy.

The Dark Wraith has always been impressed by some of the 18th Century's grand illusionists.

       Posted on 06/18/07 at 15:31:36 •

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I am so utterly weary of this nonsense. I went to the store to buy a bottle of vitamins since I'd just run through my last jug of 200. All I wanted was a nice multivitamin, maybe with some minerals. What I encountered was ridiculous: there on this long, five-shelf display was row after row of vitamins. I thought to myself, "Where's the basic multivitamin I want?" I spent literally 30 minutes finding out that the entire display had nothing but one stupid specialty vitamin after another. There were vitamins for kids, vitamins for adults under 30, vitamins for women over 50, vitamins for athletes, vitamins for women, vitamins for men over 70, vitamins for post-menopausal women, vitamins for men who need prostate health (whatever the Hell that means), vitamins for active seniors, vitamins for this, vitamins for that; but there was not ONE BOTTLE of just plain, old-fashioned multivitamins. NOT ONE.

I thought to myself, "Are they joking?" This is exactly the same thing that happened to me the last time I tried to buy a tube of toothpaste: they had toothpaste for fresher breath, toothpaste with stripes, toothpaste for sensitive teeth, toothpaste for tartar control (I don't eat fish with tartar sauce), toothpaste to make my teeth whiter-than-white, toothpaste with mint (I hate mint), even toothpaste with "advanced whitening and advanced freshness," as if I want to blow daisy smells while I direct inbound aircraft traffic with my smile; but there was not one tube of plain, old-fashioned toothpaste. NOT ONE.

You know what? I'm SICK of it! Did I tell you that already? Well, I am.

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