Sunday, December 31, 2006

Special Blog Post:
A Realist's Best Shot at New Year's Wishes

May your job last a few more months.

May your physical maladies be somewhat less than agonizing.

May the wind be from your back and not from your backside.

May your pets not eat you when you die alone in your home.

May you have few and relatively unobtrusive new liver spots on your skin.

May you watch hours of congressional hearings where Democrats pretend to have a spine.

May the emotional problems of your neighbors not involve you too much.

When you lose your job, may you discover that you actually like the flavor of dry dog food.

May you not be sitting on the john in a public restroom when the person in the next stall screams, "JIHAD!"

May your prescriptions cost less than your annual income.

May the disappearance of sensation in your reproductive organs not bother you too much.

May you not hear what kids say about how you smell.

May you continue to live under the illusion that you don't look too bad when you're naked.

May Bill O'Reilly not give out your home address on his show.

May the collapse of the banking system not happen right after your paycheck has been deposited.

May you not be rendered to a secret CIA prison in the Second World.

If you are rendered to a secret CIA prison in the Second World, may you be allowed a latte break each day.

May your dossier at the National Security Agency not be requested by Dick Cheney.

May your dossier with the Mossad not be marked "Pending Action."

May you not be stopped by a cop whose badge reads: "It's Giuliani Time!"

May the RFID chip you are forced to wear to keep your job not have electrical surges.

May the Chinese let you keep the clothes you're wearing when they call in all the debt we owe them.

When you pass through the machine that shows your naked body to the TSA screening guys, may you not hear them laughing hysterically.

May you not hear your surgeon say, just as you're going under anesthesia, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"

May the administrative director of your region when martial law is declared not be Pat Robertson.

May the genetically modified produce in your refrigerator never say, "Feed me."



And finally...

May you be holding a giant banana cream pie when George W. Bush walks up to shake your hand.


And so, in summary...

May you have a Wonderful New Year!

<< 16 Comments Total
 Moody Blue blogged...

:-) And a most wonderful year back to you, Wraith.

Slainte!

Mon Jan 01, 12:51:33 AM EST  
 Progressive Traditionalist blogged...

Good morning, Mr Wraith.

Thanks for the laugh.

I've been through a few of these years, and I can tell you that the new wears off of them rather quickly.

So, Happy Year!

Hope you're still happy with it after you put a few thousand miles on it...

Mon Jan 01, 04:43:15 AM EST  
 trailertrash blogged...

Good morning, Dark Wraith.

Happy New Year to you.

May your pets not eat you when you die alone in your home.

Now, that's not so bad. The only thing wrong would be people's perception of the pets, once they were rescued.

I would rather the pets eat the dead than eat each other.

But, that's just my thought on it...

I enjoyed the rest of the wishes, too. ;) Thanks.

Mon Jan 01, 09:22:41 AM EST  
 elf blogged...

Happy New Year DW,

And, may you live long and prosper

Mon Jan 01, 09:28:04 AM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Happy New Year, Dark Wraith.

May you live in interesting times.

And here's to a magic, memorable, and automotively uneventful 2007.

Cheers,
D.

Mon Jan 01, 01:06:51 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

You Too Dark Wraith...You Too

Try to stay out of Gitmo...

Mon Jan 01, 01:10:56 PM EST  
 ReasonInRevolt blogged...

Hey Wraith. Can you please do me a huge favor? I would like the Uncapitalist Journal to show my pen name "ReasonInRevolt" instead of my real name. As you know, my blog is http://fruitsofourlabour.blogspot.com.

Thanks so much! Happy New Year!

Mon Jan 01, 02:44:07 PM EST  
 busker blogged...

Good afternoon, Mr. Dark Wraith, sir.

May the genetically modified produce in your refrigerator never say, "Feed me."

As a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Hyperintelligent Cloned Foodstuffs, (PETHYPCLOF) I must remind you that the civil rights of our smart foods are no laughing matter. Just wait until they organize, then the greens will become a viable third party overnight, yessiree.

Don't alienate the produce. That's all I'm sayin'.

Happy New Year Dark Wraith.

Mon Jan 01, 02:45:51 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Busker.

As long as the Greens come with butter and cheese, I shall listen—nay, I shall veritably devour—their message.

Uh... provided, of course, they're not the kind of greens that give my stomach the rumbling grumbles. I have to teach pretty much every day, y'know.


The Dark Wraith strives (occasionally with mixed success) for decorum in the classroom.

Mon Jan 01, 04:07:15 PM EST  
 tali blogged...

Good Evening, Dark Wraith,
May your 2007 be better than 2006...but the level you've set for the bar of a 'good' year is a bit...well....thought-provoking.
I must agree with trailertrash on pets' opportunistic foraging.
You can only do so much without opposable thumbs...

Your cat is a very handsome one, BTW...Manx?

Mon Jan 01, 08:49:32 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, tali.

You're close: he's a Cymric.


The Dark Wraith has a particular affinity for "the dog cats."

Mon Jan 01, 09:06:39 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Reason in Revolt.

I need you to send me an e-mail message. I am about to do a long-overdue upgrade of The UnCapitalist Journal, and I need to pull at least a few of the other old-timers back in. Google News has locked a sweet spider on that site, and I do dearly want content other than just my own over there. Something happened with the login and registration process, and the only way I'll be able to fix it is through the whole upgrade thing, which will also finally and permanently kill off all that ridiculous spam that nearly destroyed the site.


The Dark Wraith awaits your message.

Mon Jan 01, 09:11:18 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

And good evening, TrailerTrash.

I am not particularly opposed to having my carcass feed some hungry animals, but I do get a little fussy when my animal companion complains to me while I'm exercising about my muscles looking like they're getting a little on the gristly side.

That and the occasional cookbooks I find around the place like that one, Your Owner and the Crock Pot: A Carnivore's Guide to Dinner.

That sort of makes me feel objectified.


The Dark Wraith has his suspicions, y'know.

Mon Jan 01, 09:17:22 PM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning, DW

May you not be sitting on the john in a public restroom when the person in the next stall screams, "JIHAD!"


I was just thinking that might be just the place to be when you hear an accented voice screaming that! (you just have to be able to pull your pants up while you're running...

Hope your Christmas was sparklie and your new year brings you everything you need and want!

Tue Jan 02, 08:23:02 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

good evening, Dark Wraith

May your new year bring you what you need ,as well as what you want

James Kunsler,an author,and peak oil advocate published a list of forecasts :should you require more damning evidence of just how grim this next year may be,its good material for the doomer in all of us.
Haveing spent time and treasure on informing the public on the danger peakoil presents to us,concludeing with a presentation to the state legislature,I have now begun work on the liferaft.Many have the resource base to prepare lifeboats...and some of those you have spoke of undoubtably have fleets of titanic ships with which to sail the storms of peakoil....I have my 2.9acres orchards,and gardens,my liferaft

Have you studied this issue at all?

Also...I found your site years ago following a comment you made on a site..BOP blogging of the president...it seems to have dropped off the planet..do you know where some of those people are now?I recall some very good dicussions on that board..

Wed Jan 03, 02:21:25 AM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Oh Dark Wraith, the New Year has been fabulous so far, thank you very much.

I went to a chiropractor today and guess what? I can move! I can move! I even got some of the feeling back in my arm. Life is good... and my stock went up.

Happy New Year to You Too!

Wed Jan 03, 05:07:52 PM EST  

       

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Special Graphic Post:
Justice, the Main Event

NEXT!



This graphic may be reposted with attribute.



The Dark Wraith thanks the neo-cons for getting the ball rolling with the warm-up act in Baghdad.

<< 31 Comments Total
 snuffy blogged...

Dark Wraith,
Are you still getting the distinct impression that bush is busy with his next blunder,the bombing of the Iranians back to the 19 century? I am starting to belive this man has some mental problems that may drag our country to hell unless this new congress gets serious about neutering him...some way must be found for the adults in the .gov to stop this ongoing utter madness,or the nations of this world will act...and I fear what our collective payback will be

Sun Dec 31, 04:35:46 AM EST  
 Marc Mielke blogged...

Loved your bit earlier on executing Saddam. I am worried, however, about your most recent photoshop, and hope you do not arouse the ire of the Men in Black.

Sun Dec 31, 06:38:28 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

What marc said............

- oddjob

Sun Dec 31, 07:31:27 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Beautiful pic but I tend to lean toward Marc as well. Freedom of speach is not now a right anyone can rely on, remember what happened to me.

Sun Dec 31, 09:40:58 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, snuffy.

Yes, in fact as I now anticipate events unfolding, some pretext is going to occur that will put us between a rock and a hard place (or, more accurately, between 'Iraq' and a hard place).

It's not just a feeling I have, either, but I do not know what the predicate is going to be for the next round—and level—of violence in this spiral; but I will tell you this much: I've had several pretty on-the-ball former military guys tell me that putting more 20,000 troops into Iraq isn't just about Iraq.


The Dark Wraith is trying to maintain a distinction between his laughter and his discomfited grunts.

Sun Dec 31, 11:03:14 AM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Dark One, you're getting ballsier by the day.

You are illustrating, "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."

And that's such a manly American way to live isn't it?

Sun Dec 31, 11:35:10 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Marc Mielke. Welcome to The Dark Wraith Forums.

A few days ago, in comments on an article I cross-published at Big Brass Blog, I took the opportunity to make a mildly negative comment about the new "Blogger Beta" (actually, it's now the standard Blogger). One of the contributing writers, Debra of Debsweb, asked me to clarify the hint of conspiratorial concern I had conveyed, so I went into a brief, rather breathless exposition about W3C, so-called rdf files, and the NSA.

Deb said that she believed me, and that made me think of Fox Mulder of the X-Files and the poster he had in his office: the poster read "I WANT TO BELIEVE."

Funny thing is, Marc, anymore I want not to believe.


The Dark Wraith thinks knowledge isn't all it's cracked up to be in dispelling beliefs.

Sun Dec 31, 11:44:50 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Liz.

A few hours ago, one of my readers who occasionally e-mails me sent a comment to the effect that the picture looked a little "too realistic."

I suppose I should write back and tell her that they won't come for the readers here until they've disappeared the host, so as long as everyone sees me continuing to comment and publish, everyone is quite safe in coming here.

Besides, who wants to live forever anyway?


The Dark Wraith suspects that rhetorical question has no comfort value in it whatsoever, though.

Sun Dec 31, 11:52:43 AM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

I used to take comfort as a young lad at the turn of the year. It was to bring a "new sense of hope", a new direction.
We stayed up to see Guy Lombardo welcome it and hear reporters extol the upcoming changes. And of course, we believed things would be different. We didn't understand why our parents didn't share that enthusiasm. They just accepted the night, partied and prepared to get on with their lives. Weren't they aware that change was just over the horizon; as soon as the next day; and things would surely be better?
It wasn't just one day's journey into night and into the next day, it was a magic transformation; the next day would bring the Jetsons right into our lives; peace and prosperity, good times and our wildest dreams.
Somewhere, somewhen, that vision faded into a childhood memory.
With age, I realize that things don't change over the course of one "festivus" night. That all those same hopes and dreams are still waiting, still just as far out of reach as they were so long ago.
I now accept that the first day of a "new year" will be just like the last day of an old year. The only thing that changes is the current, daily event.
No longer can I look forward to peace and prosperity or hopes of my wildest dreams coming true, for one day won't effect that change. We need many more new days. I know that there are others who will always try to keep that from me so that they can enjoy their new year, even though it's still just the next day.
Annie said that "Tomorrow is just a day away." The problem is, tomorrow is simply an extention of today, until its time runs out.
Whether I or any of you will be here when that happens isn't up to me or you. We are just pawns in a larger sick game; pawns being tossed an occasional tiny bit of hope to quell our disappointment by those who would not have us hopeful.
Tomorrow starts a new year, full of promise and hope; at least until the evening news.
Enjoy your Happy New Day while you can.

Sun Dec 31, 01:04:25 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Father, you sound a little too blue. There's always some hope, it may be blind hope but the pendulum does come back. Eat your black-eyed peas and get back to laughing! Have some champagne or just a cold beer tonight. Things might change come Thursday in DC. This nightmare can't last forever.

And to anyone who may know more than I can remember, I read an article a few days ago, don't remember the paper but I do remember that Buzzflash had a link which I can't find now about a correspondent-attorney who flustered Scott McClellen at a press conference and headed up some group that was involved in trying to expose the shrub and it's minions.Anyway he fell 11 stories from a hotel in California where he did not have a room and police ruled it a suicide.

His friends were all surprised since he had a busy schedule and seemed to enjoy his work.

Sorta smells rotton to me, that's the only reason I am concerned for anyone raising their head too high. I do not trust my government now at all.

That's not to say cower down and hide, but don't make yourself too much of a target where it may threaten your means of gawd forbid, your life.

Every time I sign a petition it seems that my e-mail starts getting several more than normal virus attacks. Coincidence? I would like to hope so but I wouldn't put anything past the buttholes in charge in all of the police/intelligence agancies now.

I'm hoping for the best and expecting the worst. I knew I should have bought a small bottle of whisky yesterday, damn blue laws.

Sun Dec 31, 02:45:23 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

blackdog,
You're right. I've got an old bottle of Grand Marnier waiting to be caressed.
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we continue to pay taxes.

Thanks.

Sun Dec 31, 03:10:34 PM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

You're gonna get dinged for that one, Dark Wraith. And I have to say I don't agree with its evocation. I want to see Bush and his coterie in jail - not dead; same as I wished for Saddam - though I will admit to some ambivalence about that. You are, however perfectly right to beg the point. If we execute one world leader - doesn't that open the door for executing others? A point I raise in my own post on the sacrifice of Saddam - and by that I mean sacrifice in the full biblical sense. Hussein was offered up as burnt offering on the alter of George Bush’s evangelical zeal. Welcome, Caligula to the games. In this corner we have Iraq's former president all trussed up like holiday turkey. And over there - just waiting for the New Year to begin - we have the president of Iran. As soon as he takes the bait of all those ships dangling before him in the Gulf, that is. His death will be even more spectacular than Saddam’s. After the obligatory pontification and invocation of dead prophets he will be eaten by lions on live TV (wall to wall coverage and live blogging by FOX of course). Won’t that be a happy motherfucking New Year?

Sun Dec 31, 04:35:46 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

I agree with Marc Mielke. I hope this photoshop doesn't arouse the ire of the men in black.

The picture of the subject certainly catches him at his best. That scowl begs for a graphic such as this.

Happy New Year. I hope you, and your readers, have a safe and happy holiday.

Sun Dec 31, 04:47:41 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
"...we shall surely hang separately." - Paine or Franklin

"Solidarity." - Lech Wałęsa

Sun Dec 31, 05:07:14 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

A few hours ago, one of my readers who occasionally e-mails me sent a comment to the effect that the picture looked a little "too realistic."

It's not realistic at all.

Does anyone think that Bush would face his execution without weeping, flailing around and losing bladder control?

Mon Jan 01, 04:49:47 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Does anyone think that Bush would face his execution without weeping, flailing around and losing bladder control?" -- Phoenician in a time of Romans

Yep, gotta agree with you there, Phoenician. If such a scenario as the Wraith has so graphically illustrated were to actually take place, can't you imagine the guy placing the noose as saying, "Merciful Allah, I think he just shit his pants".

Mon Jan 01, 06:59:57 AM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

Wouldn't it be great to be on the platform with W as they were fitting the rope. Then we could make fun of him the way he supposedly mocked that mentally challenged woman he sentenced to death in Tex-ass.
Put it on Fox for the world to see and require that it be shown in all classrooms for an entire generation.
Although, I think I'd first consider public castration, penis removal, blinding, eardrum piercing, tongue removal, and amputation of all digital extremeties without an anesthetic first. All in front of Laura, Jenna and Not-Jenna. And Barney; can't forget Barney.
Too extreme? Maybe not according to some middle-eastern tradition. Eye for an eye, hand for hand and all that. And doesn't his belief call for that type of retribution?
On second thought, hanging is way too slow.
I echo blackdog's feelings: gawd, I hate that idiot.
Well, Happy New Day! (hic)

Mon Jan 01, 09:18:02 AM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Whoa. Now that's an echoed sentiment visual.

Mon Jan 01, 01:09:42 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

I am also reminded upon viewing your graphic of the lyrics to the opening tenor solo of Handel's "Messiah":

"Every valley shall be exalted
And every mountain and hill made low;
The crooked straight,
And the rough places plain."

Mon Jan 01, 01:59:35 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Hallelujah!

Mon Jan 01, 02:12:00 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"And to anyone who may know more than I can remember, I read an article a few days ago, don't remember the paper but I do remember that Buzzflash had a link which I can't find now about a correspondent-attorney who flustered Scott McClellen at a press conference and headed up some group that was involved in trying to expose the shrub and it's minions.Anyway he fell 11 stories from a hotel in California where he did not have a room and police ruled it a suicide." -- blackdog

Blackdog, there's a good article on the subject by Kurt Nimmo over at Signs-Of-The-Times:
"Lawyer Ends Up Dead After Taking On Rove", which begins:
"It's fishy as hell.

"Paul Sanford, a prominent Aptos, California, attorney, who accused Karl Rove of treason in the Plame outing case, took a leap from the Embassy Suites Hotel in Monterey Bay on Christmas Eve. Police describe it as "probable" suicide, even though it appears Sanford was not depressed."
More at the link.

Mon Jan 01, 02:29:05 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Actually Wraith, after having given the situation considerably more thought, I have decided that the proper music to accompany such an event as you have described would be
The DEGÜELLO.
Patricia of Lone Tree went to San Antonio this past week to attend the Iowa/Texas football game. She told me while there, she and her friends stopped by a Mexican
restaurant where strolling musicians would play requests for their guests. If I had been there, the composition linked above would of course been my selection.

PeterofLoneTree sometimes grieves mightily for the lost golden opportunities of life.

Mon Jan 01, 09:26:19 PM EST  
 Marc Mielke blogged...

Well, quite happy my dire predictions have so far been proven false. I should say that I've been lurking here for some time now, and you have really made me wish I had paid more attention in math class.

Tue Jan 02, 03:08:21 AM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good morning, Wraith (and Happy New Year).

That's a fine pair of brass balls you're sporting. Say "Hi" to the Secret Service for me, lol.

Tue Jan 02, 10:33:45 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Mr. Shakes.

Not to worry. I have a list of names I shall be trading for my freedom.

Which reminds me, I've been meaning to update my address book, so if you would be so kind, send me a message with where you and Shakes are living these days; and if you have them handy, maybe GPS coördinates, too. I've heard the torturers really lay off when the interviewee provides lots of details.


The Dark Wraith prepares for the worst.

Tue Jan 02, 11:19:13 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Marc.

The semester begins in just a few days, and there's still time to sign up for my television courses.

Then again, I'm never at my best on camera. For one thing, the camera makes me look old; for another, it makes me look ugly.

Okay, okay. But there should be an adjustment knob so I don't look that way!

Geez, they make neo-cons look human on TV, right?



The Dark Wraith suspects that maybe it's the make-up.

Tue Jan 02, 11:24:06 AM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
Not to worry about your potential incarceration. We have some of the best Russian Journalists ready to investigate the government's false claims against you. We tried to get Dr. Robert Servatius since he had such a great success with a previous case but instead opted for Johnny Cochran. He'll be returning our calls any day now, I'm sure.
So, hang in there, guy (no pun intended). We're behind you...at least most of us...well a majority...probably quite a few...maybe how about some of your old students...at least I know of one group in Iraq...ok the Senior Center in Boca but I'm sure there are many more.
Uh, we’ll be in touch.

Could I have your stereo?

Tue Jan 02, 11:37:02 AM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Outstanding graphic Mr. Wraith. Due process does work.

Tue Jan 02, 12:17:34 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Have the Shakes had to vacate their manor??

- oddjob

Wed Jan 03, 10:40:33 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, OddJob.

To my knowledge, they have not moved. I just want to make sure I have the address exactly right so when I get rendered to a secret CIA prison, I can deliver high-quality, actionable intelligence information.


The Dark Wraith is sure Mr. and Mrs. Shakes will understand.

Wed Jan 03, 11:19:48 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

You're all heart, dude......

- oddjob

Thu Jan 04, 12:45:47 AM EST  

       

Friday, December 29, 2006

Editorial:
The Execution of Saddam

Update
10:20 p.m. EST--Saddam Hussein has been executed.

◊            ◊            ◊

Saddam Hussein is "hours" from execution, according to his attorneys. In my editorial of November 6, 2006, "In Moot Defense of Saddam," I set forth my condemnation of what constitutes yet another brutish violation of international law by the Bush Administration and its various agents of opportunity.

Writing at her blog, BlondeSense, Liz notes that Saddam's execution is the result of conviction on capital charges related to "...killing 148 people who were planning to assassinate him back in 1982." In comments on the thread from that article at BlondeSense, I expressed my assessment of what will result from Saddam's hanging. In edited and expanded form, I herewith publish that assessment as an editorial position of The Dark Wraith Forums.

Spiteful vengeance breeds spiteful vengeance. Despite the belief by neo-conservatives and a fair number of supporters of capital punishment that they are the best at all manner of retributive violence, and despite the American people's belief that we are seeing the worst of the quagmire that has become our unjustified, illegal attack on and occupation of Iraq, we as a nation have not even begun to see what horrors may rise from the sands of that grim and ancient land.

The old saying, "Paybacks are a bitch" is an understatement when it comes to the consequences that will flow from the execution of Saddam Hussein. The Sunnis who were Saddam's associates, allies, and family will ensure that the payback for our killing of him constitutes the kind of bitch that will keep on giving and giving, generation after generation. We are opening something far worse than the garden-variety war we've been losing in Iraq.

We are, in fact, about to open a tribal blood feud.

George W. Bush, the man whose base of support in the Christian Right has long looked to him to return America to a country of traditional values, has now succeeded in reviving for all Americans one of the deepest and most ancient of such values. The right of a tribe to exact revenge upon an offending tribe will now be exercised by the Sunnis, be they Ba'athist remnants, al-Qa'ida terrorists, villagers from Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, or some other force with timeless values, old means, and newly inspired motive.

Whether we in our individual leanings be conservative or liberal, Leftist or Right-wing, we are now—perhaps in a way entirely foreign to us in all our modernity—members of a tribe by virtue of an act by the leader. As such, each of us individually now qualifies by ancient rites and privileges of the aggrieved to pay for what has been done to a member of another tribe, one far more attuned to "traditional values" than we.

And yet, when that payback is visited upon us—and it will come to us—we shall scream bloody murder at the injustice of the outrage. That, of course, is to be expected of a tribe that has lost its understanding of tradition.


The Dark Wraith has spoken.

<< 42 Comments Total
 Shakespeare's Sister blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

If I recall correctly, Arabic tribes settled feuds with a very literal eye-for-an-eye even-handedness. For what was done to a male, middle-aged member of one tribe, a male, middle-aged member of the offending tribe must pay the debt. So, if we are then banking on aggrieved Sunnis adhering to ancient tradition, what is done to their leader must be done only to ours.

It is the war which opened the door for retribution upon us all by ancient rites, but the killing of Saddam that would open the door for retribution against our president.

Shakespeare's Sister sits back and waits.

Fri Dec 29, 01:40:57 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

For me this is like being in a theater of the absurd watching events so horrible unfold, but being unable to leave.

The shit will really be hitting the fan soon, all we need to do to speed it up is to strike Iran. Wow.

Fri Dec 29, 02:26:47 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good afternoon, Shakespeare's Sister.

the killing of Saddam that would open the door for retribution against our president.

They are joining the back of a very long queue. Somehow, I think we'll all be disappointed.

Mr. Shakes unfolds his lawn chair and joins the vigil.

Fri Dec 29, 02:31:41 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Mr. Shakes.

It sort of makes you wonder if someone is going to offer an express check-out lane.


The Dark Wraith prepares the sign "10 NEO-CONS OR FEWER"

Fri Dec 29, 02:44:47 PM EST  
 Shakespeare's Sister blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

Paper or plastic?

Shakespeare's Sister offers Mr. Shakes, and any other fair-skinned takers, some sunscreen.

Fri Dec 29, 02:49:41 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

The express lane? Is that the one with the guillotine at the end?

Say what you will abotu those Frogs but they sure know how to lay down the smack during a revolution.

Mr. Shakes rubs in the sunscreen and then resumes polishing the blade.

Fri Dec 29, 03:09:10 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I feel as if I've stumbled upon a roomful of talking ravens anticipating yet another flesh feast.....

- oddjob (who in a thread over at Americablog commented that in his estimation executing Hussein would more resemble throwing kerosene on an already hot fire than anything else)

Fri Dec 29, 03:13:07 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
Is it not possible that this is the goal Bush could find unattainable any other way? With the retribution direted at us and our men in uniform, he has the excuse he, McCain and Lieberman wanted all along.
He now would have free reign again with the support of outraged Americans to move on Iran and use whatever force he and his god deem necessary.

"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer

Maybe Rove's surprise was just delayed a little.

Fri Dec 29, 04:07:33 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Father Tyme.

I have seen that argument advanced. At first blush, I thought to myself, "Naw, Bush doesn't think that complexly"; but then it occurred to me that this is a fairly simple cause-and-effect chain of reasoning, so I now stand corrected: yes, Bush and his neo-con cronies could see this as one of a number of ways they can make that Global War on Terror every bit as generational as they've claimed it will be.


The Dark Wraith thinks conspiracy theories are unnecessary when events can be better explained by the simpletons involved in those events.

Fri Dec 29, 04:17:18 PM EST  
 Walt blogged...

If I recall correctly, there is a way of expiating a blood debt in the Islamic world (at least, there is in Palestine). I forget the term, but it essentially involves some ceremony hosted by a neutral party.

Once the current government is out of office, perhaps some kind of expiation can be offered, in lieu of the ancient lex talionis.

Fri Dec 29, 04:25:53 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Shakespeare's Sister.

Your first comment brought back memories of a cultural anthropology class I took back when I was seriously considering anthopology as my major.

Somehow the conversation turned to the subject of revenge killings and other means of inter-tribal conflict resolution, and the professor explained various "reckoning" rites, as he called them, which included different numbers of victims depending upon custom and even sometimes the circumstances. Numbers of victims might vary, and the question was posed concerning why, when multiples of the original killing were involved in the revenge, there wasn't a destructive instability in the system since the killings would magnify over time. The explanation was three-fold: first, sometimes there was a tendency to see the retribution as the end of the matter; second, even when the system resulted in back-and-forth tit-for-tat, the effect was often not so much depletion, but more of a "culling of the herd" sort of thing; and third, there were plenty of examples of actual clan wipe-outs.

I thought to myself at the time, "This stuff is way too interesting for me to engage on an academic career level," especially since it was the first time in my academic life that I had heard stories from American history cast as nothing more than fine examples involving clans and tribes to be studied anthropologically. (That's probably why, despite it's rather graphic violence, I so much enjoyed the movie Gangs of New York.)

Adding to my final decision to abandon cultural anthropology were the stories about tribes like the Amind-Marin (about which virtually nothing can be found anymore) and some of the rather skin-crawling sexual moors of some folks in Asia Minor. I think it was the sex stuff, in fact, that ran head-long like a train wreck into my ingrained Germanic Protestantism, sending me back to my math major with a stop at the shower for ritualistic, albeit perhaps senseless, cleansing.

All in all, maybe I should have stuck with anthropology. I could now be in a position to do an on-the-scene ethnography of folks in Tikrit as they sharpen their blades.

Then again, I don't think I'd like being the test subject for that guillotine at the end of their express check-out lane.



The Dark Wraith will stick with reading after-the-fact press releases.

Fri Dec 29, 04:48:49 PM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Good Evening all:

Yes, the death watch is on. Will the Shia execute him on the Sunni day of holiday (thereby spitting on that branch of the faith)? Does Bush or anyone around him comprehend what they are risking unleashing? Of course the bastard has it coming, and more, but, is this death worth the thousands upon thousands that have gone into producing this one tawdry result?

For a fascinating listing of the feud, blood debt, and "honor" system of the Arab tribes one need look no further than Revolt in the Desert by T.E. Lawrence. He had to negotiate through that tangled mass for nearly every operation. In our own American history they need only look to the Appalachian mountains where clan and family and honor are still murderously defended. The Indian side of my family also maintains a system of allegience that relies on the ties of family, clan, tribe and nation before even beginning to deal with the outside world.

Yes, indeed, these are ancient lines of battle, but they are going to be broadcast live, in color.

Anybody need sunscreen? I have a fascinating mixture of jojoba and aloe (old indin remedy, seems apropos when watching a blood feud)

Fri Dec 29, 04:51:21 PM EST  
 Progressive Traditionalist blogged...

Good afternnon, Mr Wraith.

One point I'm still a bit unclear on is how mch this is going to impress Jodie Foster.

Perhaps I should review a list of heads of state available myself to catch her eye....

Fri Dec 29, 04:53:22 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Walt.

Indeed, there are ways of mitigating revenge killing. I was under the impression that a surrender of something of considerable value was involved, but not the exclusive component, but I might be wrong about that.

Even so, my initial thought from your comment was, "Well, heck, we'll give 'em George's head on a silver platter," but then it occurred to me that his head on that platter would probably diminish its value too much to be a worthy compensation to them anyway.


The Dark Wraith is glad he thought that one through before creating yet another international incident.

Fri Dec 29, 04:54:37 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Progressive Traditionalist.

It seems to me that Ms. Foster is so yesterday's news. If offing a head of state is going to impress a famous actress these days, the actress had better be someone like... uh, like...

Darned!


The Dark Wraith really needs to go to the movies more often.

Fri Dec 29, 04:58:11 PM EST  
 The Midwestern Gentleman blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

I just read a fascinating article in the Economist about the Pashtun. One method they use to settle blood feuds is the intermarrying of the feuding clans. Hussein has all those half-brothers, and last I checked, Little Babs and Jenna were still available...

The Midwestern Gent pulls up a stadium chair and borrows some sunscreen.

Fri Dec 29, 05:46:04 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, The Midwestern Gentleman.

Good Heavens, I hadn't even thought about offering a member of the Bush clan as compensation. If we could throw Jeb into the deal, that would be sweet. We would, of course, have to seal the deal quickly before the opposing side got wind of what, exactly, we were offering.


The Dark Wraith would even spring for the gift wrap and shipping charges.

Fri Dec 29, 05:52:47 PM EST  
 konagod blogged...

This is all just so disturbing to me I can't even express it in words. Regardless of how evil a person I might have been in my lifetime, when I put myself in the shoes of Hussein, and imagine being lead to the noose, knowing that in a few seconds, my life will cease to exist, I literally become nauseated.

And if I, a "red-blooded American" can see the folly of Bush and his team of assassins, I shudder to think what others may think, or worse: what they may plot.

It has often been said, even among some Iraqis, that they don't hate America, or Americans, but they do hate Bush. I hope that mindset holds. Nevertheless, I fear for the future after this evening.

That tornado alert that forced Bush and his Stepford wife into an armored vehicle may have just been a coincidence. As a precaution, I'm prepared for more than a night of "unsettled weather" as a result of unspeakable foolishness.

Fri Dec 29, 07:11:54 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

And now, from Baghdad, it's Saddamy Night Live - at least temporarily. With your co-hosts, Blitzer and Hume and Hannity and Drudge and Coulter...
I heard 10 P.M. EST.
Bush must be orgasming.
When will the retribution start? This could be more profitable than a Final Four Pool; and just as temporary. I figure 10:15.

Lock him up forever; no visitors, no magazines; no radio; no clothes; no windows; no tv; no contact with actual humans.
In a cell with a single 25 watt light bulb 20 feet above a stainless steel bed with a small hole for a toilet. And weld the cell shut.
Sounds fairer than death.

Fri Dec 29, 08:03:42 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

Will the American Troops that die over the next days because of Saddam's execution be worth it to Bush and Condi?
We must remind them.

Fri Dec 29, 08:08:26 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

A huge tip of the hat to Toast over at TwoGlasses, who points us all to Josh Marshall's take on all this. As Toast correctly observes, it's not often that mild-mannered Josh opens a can of whoop-ass, but he surely has over this & spot on!

For a taste, here's the closing sentence:

What do you figure this farce will look like 10, 30 or 50 years down the road? A signal of American power or weakness?

- oddjob

Fri Dec 29, 08:49:04 PM EST  
 Tengrain blogged...

Dark Wraith, good evening to you.

Could it be, maybe, that Saddam's death is the last puzzle piece in silencing the many other crimes of the Bush Crime Family? Could this be why Chimpy and his ilk were so insistent that he not go to the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity for the other trial, the one for gassing the Kurds?

Just curious what your take is on the possibility that this is not just personal for the Bushes ("He tried to kill mah Daddy."), but business.

Regards,

Tengrain

Fri Dec 29, 10:07:27 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

It's done. He's gone.

Let the blood times roll.

*sigh*

Fri Dec 29, 10:25:38 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

How quaint. The Bush Administration upped the execution date to co-inside the death of an American President who criticized Bush posthumously.
Bush and company are notorious for stealing headlines. Now the Ford family must live with the death of President Ford and share the "spotlight" as it were with an infamous person. Nice touch.
Way to go, Karl.
I could be wrong.

Fri Dec 29, 10:40:55 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

Not to be a comment hog but isn't it strange that the Bush Administration is NOT stepping in to deny pictures of Saddam's Execution throughout the U.S. Media but still WON'T allow pictures of American Coffins?

"I have no mouth but I must scream." - Harlan Ellison

Fri Dec 29, 10:50:06 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Tengrain, and welcome.

I wanted very much to make a point about that, but sometimes, despite what might appear to be diatribe in my editorials, my desire to go into certain issues is circumscribed.

Saddam Hussein would have been a destructive force in testimony against not only the Bush family, but an entire clique of Washington powerhouse families and individuals.

On the other hand, I have to imagine that, had Saddam lived, he would have been destrucively maligned not only by the officialdom of Washington, but also by an American press that could not have helped itself but once again serve as the mouthpiece for that officialdom. I cannot recall one instance over the past decade when "legitimate" Washington journalist dared to question any new charge leveled against Saddam. That extraordinary lack of critical thinking among journalists allowed the neo-cons to run amok with one lie after another leading up to the invasion. Subsequently, even as those alleged weapons of mass destruction faded into the vapor of lies they were, the press simply refused to even so much as contemplate that other parts of the story of "Why Saddam Needs to Die" could be fabrications. As I noted earlier, I simply cannot at this point bring myself to believe anything this government says. It has lied, and it has done so systematically at any opportunity that would advance its agenda. Saddam Hussein as the Butcher of Baghdad is precisely a systematic construction of claims that advanced the agenda of the Bush Administration. I simply will not allow myself to be anything other than a skeptic. (And that does not mean I believe Saddam was not a brutish dictator, by the way; it means that I want to know why that mattered.)

My own sense is that the Bush family did, indeed, desperately want Saddam dead. George W. Bush has never shown any interest whatsoever in "justice" as a mechanism for righting wrong. He is a wanton man, as have been others in his family. When George W. Bush is insistent upon having someone killed, it is solely to the purpose of promoting either the public perception of his power or the reality of that power; and given that perception and reality are powerfully linked in the minds of his handlers, I cannot believe that the two are separate things for Mr. Bush.

In the case of Bush being so excited about the getting on with the death of Saddam, the issue then becomes not one of why Mr. Bush was so interested in seeing "justice" meted out, but rather one of what political gain—or, more to the point, what mitigation of political/legal risk—the execution served. Perception (gain) once again becomes married to reality (risk).

From that forensic tack, the perspective I must take aligns with your suggestion: Mr. Bush wanted Saddam dead because Saddam presented a political risk that could be removed at the instant of political gain.

Mr. Bush can kill people. Does anyone not perceive that, now? That, I would submit to readers, is power writ in the large fear of his opponents everywhere.

And thus did George W. Bush use his dual stations as President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces to make it so.


The Dark Wraith is glad for the opportunity to make this comment.

Fri Dec 29, 10:55:25 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

father tyme, how very appropriate to quote one of America's most eloquently angry writers.

- oddjob

Fri Dec 29, 11:35:44 PM EST  
 Marcus blogged...

My only thought, is that they had to kill so many military personnel to get to this result, when one bullet from a good sniper could have done the same.

Or, hey, why not some good old Polonium-210?

I guess it wasn't flashy enough.....

Sat Dec 30, 01:30:03 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

There was a time right after the collapse of the soviet state that I had a argument with my two younger brothers.It concerned the amout the usa spends on defence compared to the rest of the world.the sharper one{a world class programmer} shut me up with one very sage comment"when the rest of the world realizes how badly we have been screwing them for the last 50 years,we are going to need what we got"
With bush haveing just started a blood feud with some folks who have a long memory about such things,that time is comeing closer I fear

Sat Dec 30, 04:16:12 AM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Good morning, Dark Wraith,

What an interesting post and what great comments. I fell asleep before the execution last night but I can only imagine what I missed on CNN. sigh.

I too will pull up a comfy chair this weekend and wait for the fireworks show. I suspect there will be a lot of eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth displays.

I would hope that if another country wished to free us from a despot, that they would simply take him out with a bullet rather than bombing the shit out of our cities first. I fear we've opened a huge box of slimy worms.

Must consult with the cultural anthropology major in the family (my son) later this morning for his take on this.

Sat Dec 30, 05:59:47 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Just saw this online.

- oddjob

Sat Dec 30, 07:51:33 AM EST  
 Dean Lewis blogged...

Came here from a link at Shakes' site. I'm pretty much without words, and everyone else has described the complexity of the situation that I see -- and so many others do -- but Bush and his cronies apparently do not or don't care to see. I'll let this pic sum up the rest that is in my head:

http://www.offbalance.com/images/rum_sad.jpg

Sat Dec 30, 12:23:00 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war"

Sat Dec 30, 01:01:40 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Wingnuts all over the country are calling this a victory for Bush.

The Iraq war is being repackaged and sold to the American People. We are now being told we invaded Iraq to remove Saddam from power, capture him, then execute him.

Too bad it took 3 years to accomplish that goal.

Can we leave now?

Yeah, they got Saddam on the 148 but the U.S. made sure the Gas wasn't brought up cause Saddam bought that Gas from Rummy during the Reagan Administration.

Yet, wingnuts always assert "Saddam GASSED HIS PEOPLE!!"

Yet, no one wants to talk about where Saddam got the gas, weapons, technology, and biologicals in the first place.

Sat Dec 30, 02:31:48 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

The Iraq war is being repackaged and sold to the American People. We are now being told we invaded Iraq to remove Saddam from power, capture him, then execute him.

Well if that's so then perhaps there is one microscopically miniscule good thing to come out of this.

Now that they think the mission has been accomplished they feel free to say what they've wanted to do ever since Poppy decided not to do it.......

I wonder how they will enjoy the crow that they will have to eat as a consequence?

- oddjob

Sat Dec 30, 02:53:02 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

So far this has to be the angriest rant I've seen on this topic.

- oddjob

Sat Dec 30, 04:57:14 PM EST  
 citizen spot blogged...

The key phrase to note is "cull the herd". This is about escalating death so that the have mores will not have to share dwindling planetary resources with the unwashed among us (i.e. you and me).

Sat Dec 30, 09:15:11 PM EST  
 Jaye blogged...

The execution didn't resemble the triumph of the rule of law to me. He was not executed in the light of day, but in the foul smelling rat hole in which he tortured people. His executioners looked like a gang of thugs. It wasn't serious and ritualistic but rather gutteral and primative.

A sharp contrast to President Gerald Ford's state funeral.

We are now one step closer to televising executions in this country.

Democracy, who are we kidding?

Sat Dec 30, 10:16:30 PM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Oddjob's link to Chicago Dyke's rant is incredible.

The more I have been thinking about this today, the more I have retreated into a somber pile mopiness on the couch. I can't snap out of it. I refuse to turn on the television media for fear of my head exploding.

Sat Dec 30, 10:47:15 PM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

Dark Wraith,
I now know how those who observe the destruction of their country feel when the first cracks in the facade break thru...and the time that Frank Zappa spoke of comes true....when they pulldown the curtains,and the screen,and you see the reality of a brick wall

Sun Dec 31, 04:22:47 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Jaye.

You have hit a nerve with me about that sick extravaganza. I couldn't help but think to myself, "Medieval."

And it was real, and it was in the 21st Century, and we—supposedly the highest of the high cultures on Earth—made it happen.

Can any of the Americans involved in what happened or celebrating in some lynching orgy even so much as contemplate what people a thousand years from now are going to think of us for being this way?

I remember being utterly appalled by the sickos who got into that whole video movie series, Faces of Death, years ago, and I wondered what kind of dangers animals like that could pose to a society. Now, of course, I know for sure: they vote for people like George W. Bush.

Ergo, it was worse than I thought.


The Dark Wraith should probably go to the movie rental store and get one of those old, buck-a-night romance comedies to watch this afternoon.

Sun Dec 31, 12:07:13 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Check out how the execution was performed, the Sunnis will be pissed:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,1980902,00.html

Mon Jan 01, 11:09:35 AM EST  

       

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Written Peace:
Open Forum of December 27, 2006

A nice open thread is in order. Since Christmas Eve, I have been traveling across the heartland of America. My Jeep broke down along the way. That happened late last night. It was bitter cold, and I was in the middle of nowhere. It was some time thereafter that I lost my Christmas spirit. I could not find decent irony even in the fact that I might die from hypothermia with the effects of global warming so close at hand.

Stupid Winter. Stupid old truck. Damnable repair bill.

So much for a new computer for another six months.

Everything is relative, though. At least I'm not in some secret prison being tortured by the agents of freedom-loving America, and at least I'm not some hapless citizen of Baghdad wondering if a new surge of U.S. troops is going to use more humane methods to lay waste to my neighborhood than the local militias have been.

I have now made it back to my base of operations, and I should like to hear what's on readers' minds. We have plenty of news to discuss.

Former President Gerald R. Ford has just passed away. Although I understand some negative sentiments toward him, I cannot share in anything remotely resembling disdain or dislike for the man who briefly held the Presidency. His tenure was marred by acts contrary to my positions—vetoing the Freedom of Information Act comes to mind—but pardoning ex-President Richard Nixon is not something I hold against him. That said, the silliness about "healing" after Watergate is just so much mainstream media sappiness. Ford was a man of his time, and a certain type of Republican of an unusual time in the arc of modern conservatism.

In that time, a brutal struggle was underway within the GOP. Nixon's impeachment was, in my judgment, not a turning point, but instead merely a post hoc excuse by those within the Republican Party who would ultimately prevail. A relatively moderate (by later standards) wing—call it, if you will, the "Rockefeller Republicans"—played by a set a rules in which civility was important. Gerald Ford was in that wing. So was Barry Goldwater to some extent, despite the character assassination done upon him by Johnson's campaign media geniuses. This civility was a mirror image of that within a strong faction of the Democratic Party. Jack Kennedy was in that wing, but Lyndon Johnson was not.

The viciousness of Joe McCarthy, J. Edgar Hoover, and other early monsters of operational modern conservatism became a template for what would much later, in our time, be the ascendant beast that has consumed virtually the entire Republican Party, and Nixon became their very own martyr. Ford kept him from becoming their very own crucified deity.

Somewhat more introspectively, while we're on the subject of who was in which camp of the Republican Party before it became so thoroughly venal, perhaps it would do well to look closely at what was not so bright and sunny within the Democratic Party of the 1950s to the 1970s. Perhaps if LBJ hadn't been, himself, such a mean, overbearing son of a bitch, he wouldn't have found Hoover so useful to keep. And while I'm on the subject of Hoover and the Democrats who let him become a role model for institutional Right-wing insanity, perhaps if John Kennedy had been in some semblance of control of his desire to feed his wealth-and-power domination complex through sexual conquests, Hoover wouldn't have had so much on dirt on him (and just about every member of Congress, too, for that matter) that JFK couldn't stop the wicked FBI director from establishing the foothold of venality that would control Washington D.C. for two generations and teach the Republicans things they needed to know about turning hate from a tool of federal law enforcement into a weapon of Machiavellian power politics.

But that's all speculative with respect to the rise of cruelty in party politics. The Republicans of today have many inspirational leaders; and although they're going to drool over the body of a fundamentally decent man like Ford and make it look like he's what they're really all about, we all know differently. George W. Bush and his neo-con cronies don't hold a candle to Gerald R. Ford and the old, moderate wing of the Republican Party.

For my own part, when warriors depart the battlefield having had their bodies separated from their souls, the time of war with them is over, and honoring them is only right, despite what may have been bloody conflict when they were alive. That is why, despite how much I disagreed with Pope John Paul II on many issues, I could not join the chorus of disrespect for him that swept some parts of Blogosphere Left upon his passing. It is a matter that goes beyond the word "civility" and touches upon the very nature of ideals about what we want from our society.

In that same measure, though, I shall not "honor" George W. Bush when he passes from this Earth, as he surely will some glad day. Such disrespect as I shall hand him during his life and upon his grave every bit as much reflects that 'very nature of ideals' about what I want from this society and what he and his enablers did to diminish the hope of ever achieving them.

Agree or disagree in comments as you feel necessary.

I should turn to other matters. Welcome must be given to new commenters, including Kathy McCarty of the Kathleen McCarty Website, Queen Mum II, Joe, trog69, and snuffy. Some of these good people aren't exactly new around here, but I cannot remember for the life of me whether or not I've ever welcomed them.

Once I have gathered for myself a night's rest and a day's work prepping for next semester, I'll begin the long-planned code and architectural upgrades here, at Big Brass Blog, and at The UnCapitalist Journal. That could get really ugly.

Ah, yes, and about those challenging problems I posted a couple weeks ago in "Scholarly Snippets and Quantitative Quandaries": although readers hit most of the right answers, a few should be provided here, with more to come later. The gravity problem was apparently too easy.
Here's a question for the Isaac Newton fan club. Suppose you're on a sailing ship cruising at a decent speed over the waters. You have a 16-pound bowling ball in your hand, and you climb up the main mast so you can stand with your bowling ball in the crow's nest. Once you get up there, you face the stern (rear) of the boat, which you might recall is flying along at a nice clip, and you drop your bowling ball. Oops. That's going to hurt if it lands on somebody's head.

If someone is standing on the deck, would it be safer to be right below the mast you'd climbed, or would it be safer to stand near the rear of the boat? What's the reason for your advice?
nightshift66 was the first of several, including Minstrel Boy of Harp and Sword, to stomp on that one. It is, indeed, far safer to stand toward the rear of the boat than right under the mast because the ball as it is going down the mast is carrying all of the forward momentum of the ship and the fellow who had just released it. That's conservation of momentum at work: an object in recti-linear motion tends to stay in that motion unless acted upon by a countervailing force. In this case, the only countervailing force would be the air through which the ship is traveling, but even that isn't going to be an issue of any magnitude for two reasons: first, the mass of ball will to a large extent overcome air resistance (as nightshift66 points out); and second, since this is obviously a sailing ship (hence, the mast), it is probably traveling in the direction of the prevailing air current, which means a considerable component of the overall air pattern around that bowling ball will be moving with and at a speed close to that of the ship and everything on it, including the bowling ball, thereby further reducing the air around the falling ball as a 'countervailing force' upon it.

A surprising number of people in the modern world get misled about conservation of momentum because, when an object is thrown out a car window, it seems to lose all of its speed almost instantly, disappearing behind the vehicle as if it has lost all of its forward momentum. That, of course, is simply the result of the object being thrown into a wall of non-moving air, which presents the 'countervailing force' that alters the forward motion.

And while we're on the subject of conservation, the following, fairly well handled by our long-time commenter OddJob, was another problem in that article.
Horace is on a diet, but he's dying to have some delicious pie, so he makes a decision that tomorrow, all he'll eat in a 24-hour period is half-a-pound of pie, and all he'll drink is eight ounces of tasty soda pop. His reasoning is obvious: the total weight of what he consumes tomorrow will be exactly one pound—eight ounces of pie and eight ounces of drink—so the very most he could possibly gain as the result of his one-day excess is one pound. That's all: one lousy pound. And he gets to satisfy cravings that are driving him out of his mind.

Is Horace's logic correct? If not, why not?
Horace is relying upon what is essentially a conservation principle involving weight. If he ingests only one pound of food, then no more than one pound of weight, probably less, could possibly stay in his body and become fat. No matter how you re-arrange atoms and molecules, the resulting atoms and molecules cannot weigh more. The end result of such alterations could have a different density, but not a different weight. Thus, Horace would be entirely correct if all he were to have ingested was one pound; but, unfortunately, he ingested more than one pound through that 24-hour period. In fact, he ingested a whole lot more than merely one pound of food, even though he had no idea that he was doing so.

What was Horace forgetting? Air. Lots and lots of air, which contains oxygen. Air is actually quite heavy. We don't notice its weight for a couple of reasons: first, air pressure on our bodies is counteracted by pressures from within and surface rigidity on the exterior of the body that give us the impression that the air around us is without weight. Moreover, even though air is heavy, its constituent atoms and molecules are not connected like they are loosely in liquids and rigidly in solids. This means air "gets out of the way" very efficiently as we move through it, giving the impression that it isn't a substantial thing, even though it is. That one pound of food Horace ate could very easily become considerably more than one pound of weight gain, not because the food, itself, changes weight, but rather because the constituent molecules of the food have considerable and continuing opportunity to react with the many pounds of oxygen Horace will inhale through the 24-hour period of his experiment. That's why a pound of food can produce metabolic energy and a goodly load of waste products while still having enough punch left over to add some fat to your body.

The moral of the story is clear: if you want to lose weight, not only must you reduce your total food intake, but you must also stop breathing so much.

One more problem solution should be enough for the evening.
Suppose you're in a room with other people. How many people would have to be in that room for there to be a 50-50 chance that someone shared your birth date (month and day)?

A) Fewer than 25 people.
B) Between 26 and 50 people.
C) Between 51 and 200 people.
D) Between 201 and 365 people.
E) More than 365 people.
The answer is A). More specifically, the answer is 23 people. That's right: in a room with only 23 people, there's a (slightly better than) 50-50 chance that someone will have the same birthdate as you. I shall not fatigue you with the mathematics of the solution. Suffice it to note that this is a classic problem in a first course in probability theory that demonstrates how so-called "conditional probabilities" can make actual answers deviate considerably from what "common sense" would otherwise lead people to believe. It is this inaccurate common sense, by the way, that allows all kinds of shenanigans to be used by statisticians, the media, corporations, and even law enforcement officials to mislead the average, even well-informed person to incorrect conclusions based upon uncritical assessment of statements that have quantitative underpinnings. This is the case in everything from "68% of voters identify themselves as 'conservative'" to "this drug test is 99.9% accurate."

If anyone is interested, I should be teaching a stats course again this Summer. Take my course, and you'll come away with quite a different perspective on statistics, probability, and the way numbers are presented as objective when, in fact, numbers are an essential ingredient in many of the best lies we are told these days.


Enough rambling. Leave some comments. Nothing is off-topic here at this bleak outpost on the frontier of a joyless and altogether rather scary new century. If the crowd wants, I'll leave the espresso bar open all night. There should be some relatively fresh chips in the back room, provided Mr. Goat hasn't been back there already and eaten them, and there should be some relatively stale jugs of something that used to be wine under the cabinet, provided blackdog hasn't been prowling around again where he's not supposed to. If the crowd gets rowdy, maybe we'll have a nude breakdancing competition.

Or maybe not.




The Dark Wraith will be back after he's gone out to the parking lot one more time to see if his Jeep looks any different with five hundred bucks worth of repairs on it.

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 Anonymous blogged...

Take my course, and you'll come away with quite a different perspective on statistics, probability, and the way numbers are presented as objective when, in fact, numbers are an essential ingredient in many of the best lies we are told these days.

Wasn't it Mark Twain who observed that there are three kinds of falshoods - "lies, damn lies, and statistics"?

- oddjob

Thu Dec 28, 04:28:11 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Oh, and along those lines, one of the most important things statistics has taught me is how crucially significant commonly agreed upon definitions are!

"To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle."
- George Orwell

- oddjob

Thu Dec 28, 04:31:43 AM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

Suppose you're in a room with other people. How many people would have to be in that room for there to be a 50-50 chance that someone shared your birth date (month and day)? [...] The answer is A). More specifically, the answer is 23 people.

Nope.

You're asking the wrong question.

The probability of ONE person not sharing YOUR *SPECIFIC* birthdate is 364/365 (excluding leap years) - correct?

The probability of two people NOT sharing it is (364/365)^2 - each of them has a 364/365 chance of not sharing it, and we assume independent variables - correct?

The probability of everyone in a set of N NOT sharing YOUR *SPECIFIC* birthdate is (364/365)^N (excluding considerations of leap years, and not counting you in the N) - correct?

Therefore the probability of at least one other person in a group of N sharing your birthdate is the converse of this - 1-((364/365)^N). This hits the 50% mark when N = 254 - correct?

You seem to be confusing this with THE QUESTION OF WHETHER TWO PEOPLE IN A GROUP OF N SHARE A BIRTHDAY which is quite different from whether anyone shares YOUR birthday.

In this case, consider two people. The chances of that second person NOT sharing the first's birthday is 364/365.

Add a third person. Given that the two before do not share a birthday, the chance of that third person not sharing a birthday with either of teh previous two is 363/365, and the chances that no birthday is shared is (364/365)*(363/365).

For N people, the chances that no birthday is shared is (364/365)*(363/365)*...(366-N/365), and the chances that at least one birthday is shared is the converse of this.

This does indeed flip at the N=23 mark.

Thu Dec 28, 07:00:17 AM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

Thus, Horace would be entirely correct if all he were to have ingested was one pound; but, unfortunately, he ingested more than one pound through that 24-hour period. In fact, he ingested a whole lot more than merely one pound of food, even though he had no idea that he was doing so.

What was Horace forgetting? Air. Lots and lots of air, which contains oxygen.


Here I'm more dubious because I never took chemistry past [grade 10], but...

If we make the assumption that the fat that hangs around my (and Horace's) belly is palmitic acid, it has the chemical formula C16H32O2. As best I can tell, other fats in meat have higher C&H levels.

Therefore (as I understand it) each molecule of this fat has a mass of approx 256 g/mol (H= approx 1, C = approx 12, O=approx 16). Oxygen makes up about one eighth of the weight of fat.

Therefore, assuming he gets his carbon and hydrogen ONLY from the pie and soda pop (which, as I understand it, is reasonable - we burn oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, not the other way around, and what we exhale tends to be wetter than what we inhale), he can at most transform 1 pound of carbon and hydrogen atoms into 1.14 pounds of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen atoms from air stored as fat.

And this completely ignores the minor problems of respiration, metabolism and the fact that a large portion of the pie and soda pop is not carbon or hydrogen - soda pop is mainly water, and water is (by mass) mainly oxygen itself.

1 pound of pie and pop will translate into less than one pound of fat, no matter what, even given that oxygen comes from the air.

Thu Dec 28, 07:31:02 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I confess to a willingness to change my opinion on this one. I think Phoenician's points are difficult to set aside. I have taken chemistry (although not in a long time), and I can see the point here.

If Horace continues to eat as he usually does (assuming that provides no additional weight the rest of the time), that becomes a complicating factor which might change things, but if Horace doesn't consume further food and one considers only this food in isolation (a truly difficult task, I admit), I think Phoenician's contentions are difficult to set aside.

The extra energy of the pie will be stored as adipose tissue, largely in the form of fats and fatty acids. While oxygen contributes mightily to the creation of these molecules (as it does most biochemical reactions), the fats themselves are oxygen-poor, with the chemical energy stored in carbon-hydrogen bonds, so I don't know that the oxygen would actually have ended up bound in the body as a result of the ingestion of the food. Furthermore (& upon further reflection) it's probably safe to assume that a significant number of the pie's calories are in the form of sucrose & fructose, but would be converted to adipose tissue in the body. The chemical bonds of the sugars don't contain as much energy as the bonds of the fat do, and thus it's likely that the pie contains its calories in the more weighty manner.

- oddjob (who is now quite unsure of himself on this one)

Thu Dec 28, 10:06:02 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Phoenician.

First, with respect to the soda pop and pie, the most important aspect you are forgetting is the molecular products prior to the 24-hour mark that will also be reacting with the oxygen being pulled into the body during the 24-hour period. As time goes on, if Horace were to hold to this diet, the level of those food reductions would drop along an approximately negative exponential function toward a new equilibrium in line with the one pound of food per day regimen, but that's not going to happen for some time. This experiment is easy to conduct (or not so easy, depending upon one's regular eating habits). A person trying this will find that the empirical results seem to be all over the board: in some cases when I've tried it, I've gained as much as just over three pounds; in other cases, I've lost a small amount of weight. The indication, however, is that there is not a pound-intake-for-pound-gain upper barrier on weight change. That the results seem to be "all over the board" is misleading, of course. What's happening is that the data from observations are occurring within a fairly well-defined envelope with parameters that include body type of the person as well as how much had been eaten over the previous several days. In my example, if Horace had been holding his food intake very low in the days prior to his experiment, he might very well have seen weight loss, but that would not have been because he ate only one pound of food that day.

Complicating the matter somewhat further is that the metabolic changes occurring during the 24-hour dieting period will include reactions with existing cellular structures where hydrocarbon molecules will be reacting to the altered caloric intake and thereby begin to re-configure their own reactions. It is not merely the food that has just been ingested that interacts with the body and oxygen inhaled, and that is the whole point of dieting to begin with. Legion are those who have started a diet and become altogether depressed or even infuriated when they actually gained weight at first. I know: I've been there and seen that. The body under the stress of significant changes in patterns and composition of food intake can do truly inspiring things. I trust that in the readership here are some who have been keeping diligently to a diet and have been weighing themselves every day, only to see days when their weight went up, and occasionally annoyingly so. Taking a longer view, the dieter must eventually resign to the inevitable metabolic reconfigurations the body is doing. Sometimes, it looks like the body is actually gobbling something from the air just to sustain and actually re-inforce the fat.

Now, with respect to the probability of birthdates in a room, my wording is fine for the purposes of conveying elementarily a statistical phenomenon.

Finally, with respect to a comment you left on the original post concerning the monkeys and the typewriters, I gave an extensive (although indicative and not exhaustive) explanation to blackdog over in comments at Big Brass Blog, which I offer below, followed by a further prosecution of the matter:

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Good evening, blackdog.

Without getting into a brutally complicated lesson in probability theory, I can make it pretty evident with what seems like an unrelated example.

You are, I trust, familiar with so-called "irrational numbers." Those are the numbers that cannot be represented as the ratio of two integers. In other words, the irrational numbers cannot be written as fractions.

Fractions always have finite or repeating decimal representations. For example, 8/2 is the number 4. This is a "rational number": it can be written as a ratio, and it has a terminating decimal representation (e.g., it stops at the 4). 5/8 is a rational number, since it can be represented as the terminating decimal 0.625, which is to say that it terminates at the thousandths. 1/3 can be written as the number 0.3333..., a repeating decimal. It, too, then is a "rational number" since it just starts repeating itself.

The irrationals are numbers, like the square root of 2, which have non-repeating decimal representations. In other words, their decimal representations go on forever, but the numbers in those decimal representations never start over.

A great example of an irrational number is pi, a wonderful number because it sort of binds all times and places in the universe. No matter where you are, and no matter when you're there, if you take any circle, no matter how big or how small, and divide its circumference (the distance around its perimeter) by its diameter, you'll get the same number; and that number is pi! The Egyptians were acutely aware of pi, and so were the Greeks (mainly because they stole quite a bit of their math from the Egyptians).

Now, the number pi, as I'm sure many are aware, starts out with 3.14159... and goes on forever and ever, but that infinite string of numbers never starts over.

Imagine at this point that you were sitting above the entire, infinite, numerical layout of pi. You can see the whole thing and zoom in on any section of it your heart desires.

Okay, are you with me so far?

Good. Let's talk about you and your literary endeavors for a moment.

Suppose you were to take the words and spaces in the first post you did here yesterday, and assign each of them a letter. A=1, B=2, C=3,..., etc. We'll also need to assign a number to the space, let's say that would be 27, and we'll have to throw in a numerical designation for the punctuation marks you used, so we'll give the period the number 28, the comma a 29, etc.

In all, we'll have about 35 or so elements in what will be a "mapping" from characters to numbers.

Now, we're ready to turn your post, which was fairly modest in size, into a string of numbers. That string would look pretty long; but in the grand scheme of things, it's pretty darned tiny. It would fill up a page or two, probably, so let's print it out.

Take this big sheet of paper with all those numbers on it and hold it up to that numerical representation of pi that you can see in its entirety. Here comes the grand finale.

Try to find exactly the same string of numbers in the representation of pi that is on your sheet of paper.

You know what, blackdog? Even though that string of numbers representing pi is infinite and never repeating, you'll never find a section of it that is exactly the same as the string of numbers on your sheet of paper.

And you know what else? I'll bet that makes intuitive sense to you, doesn't it?

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Returning now from that re-run, underlying my exposition to blackdog is an effort to disabuse the reader of the idea that infinite time equates to infinite possibilities. I could, for example, have a random number generator that can display any integer from a more-or-less descreet uniform probability distribution. I can hit that thing millions and millions of times and see numbers ranging from the arbitrarily large positive to the arbitrarily large negative. That does not mean, however, that there is any probability whatesoever that I will ever hit the button and have the display show me a ham sandwich. It has zero probability of occurrence.

On another tack, the myth of the monkeys and the typewriters is subtly related to the myths surrounding the Central Limit Theorem. In practice, that theorem is a useful and important justification when working with random variables of unknown or practically intractible distributions; but when it is pushed too far, it becomes not only an ass, but it becomes an ass that produces bad results. Those nice, infinitely long tails on a normal probability density function just sit there thumbing their noses at the reality of common sense about what the real sample spaces of many random variables look like, no matter how "infinite" the sample is, no matter how "infinite" the time in which sampling occurs is.

The monkeys will never write Shakespeare, just like the random number generator will never yield a ham sandwich, just like a discreet distribution of a random variable that has only positive values in its sample space will ever become a continuous distribution with non-zero probability of negative values occurring.


The Dark Wraith has sufficiently worn down his keyboard for the morning.

Thu Dec 28, 10:29:44 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Oh Dark One, you have me sweating blood over my keyboard. I'll re-read your comment a few times more and really try to follow your line of thought. I would really like to spend time over several rounds with you and a group of your associates, that would be a blast. You could feel free to toke a cigar if I could too. There would need to be a blackboard or equivilent.

On the lighter side, check out this intellectually honest magazine cover:

http://www.dccomics.com/mad/?action=on_the_stands

And never forget that today the decider is in indecision at a non-decisional meeting of morons in Crawdad, TX.

As to poor Horace, I believe we have to look at the long haul, the trends of his consumption and exercise patterns. Most of the available energy and carbon in food pass right through, otherwise a biological wastewater plant wouldn't work and the carbon cycle would be violated.

Wow, that wore me out, time for some suds.

Thu Dec 28, 02:09:12 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

I should ask, what model and year is the Jeep? Some of them are notorious for being unreliable, but the 3 liter six is better. That's an in-line six. The older V's were simple terrible.

A great friend of mine that I roomed with way back had a shop and worked mostly on Italian cars, Fiats, Lancias, but our pride and joy was a '67 Masserati with a 4.7 liter twice cam V-8,4-2bbl weber intake and a beautiful ansi exhaust. This dream machine would still slam you into the seat at 140 mph going into fifth gear. 7000 rpm redline, and gas was about 60 cents a gallon. I have been through downtown Little Rock on the Wilber D fleaway at an indicated 167 mph. On a sunday morning, almost no traffic.

Thu Dec 28, 02:50:15 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

In that same measure, though, I shall not "honor" George W. Bush when he passes from this Earth, as he surely will some glad day.

No Mr. Wraith, you are a good man. You shall honor him will all the respect and decorum due the manlet, as I will, with a one finger salute.

Thu Dec 28, 02:50:46 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

(Maybe when that day comes I'll get lucky and stumble on an old photograph of him so I can flush it down the toilet in his honor....)

- oddjob

Thu Dec 28, 03:17:43 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

I was sort of leaning toward a southerly double-buttloaf bow.


The Dark Wraith should probably shave his hind quarters first, though.
(Not that they aren't already quite smooth, mind you.)

Thu Dec 28, 03:20:06 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

First, with respect to the soda pop and pie, the most important aspect you are forgetting is the molecular products prior to the 24-hour mark that will also be reacting with the oxygen being pulled into the body during the 24-hour period.

Which were included in his initial weight. Unless they have a smaller ratio of oxygen to everything else than fat, the same argument would seem to apply to them.

Now, with respect to the probability of birthdates in a room, my wording is fine for the purposes of conveying elementarily a statistical phenomenon.

No, it isn't. What you asked and what you were measuring were two different things - "What are the chances of someone sharing MY birthdate" and "what are the chances of two people sharing A birthdate" are two different questions. You need to reword the question before presenting it to the class.

To give an analogy, consider me dropping a brick off a very tall skyscraper onto a crowded street, and dashing someone's brains out. There's a distinct difference between charging me with an intention to kill *someone* and an intention to kill *that* someone.

Try to find exactly the same string of numbers in the representation of pi that is on your sheet of paper.

You know what, blackdog? Even though that string of numbers representing pi is infinite and never repeating, you'll never find a section of it that is exactly the same as the string of numbers on your sheet of paper.


i, Proof? Maybe you're right, but you've only given an assertion.

ii, There's a distinct difference between the numerals of pi and the product of the monkeys typing - the first is determinate while the second is (assumed) random. There may well be some property in the way the numerals in pi come out that precludes certain combinations (I dunno) - but that *doesn't* apply to a random process.

Consider representing Shakespeare in binary and generating random digits via coin toss or radio noise - eventually you'd hit on a sequence that matched. This, admittedly, would probably be for values of "eventually" that outlasted the lifespan of the universe - but we're talking about infinity here.

Thu Dec 28, 03:40:27 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

(Maybe when that day comes I'll get lucky and stumble on an old photograph of him so I can flush it down the toilet in his honor....)

Personally, I'd be willing to visit the Great Man's grave - with a full bladder.

I suspect Aussies and Kiwis have less inherent respect for great figures than Americans or Brits.

Thu Dec 28, 03:43:31 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Oddjob, here's the old photo you're looking for

Thu Dec 28, 05:17:27 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Personally, I'd be willing to visit the Great Man's grave - with a full bladder.

LOL!!!

Well done!

- oddjob

Thu Dec 28, 05:23:47 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Oddjob, here's the old photo you're looking for

I may be ill........

- oddjob

Thu Dec 28, 05:24:32 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Great concept, but not in my bathroom.


The Dark Wraith has enough stomach problems without deliberately tempting his ass to throw up.

Thu Dec 28, 05:35:58 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Nelson Rockefeller's brother was the first Republican Governor in my State since reconstruction. Winthrop dragged this State kicking and screaming into the 20th century over the host of the democrat legislature that at the time did not look anything like what was happening in the northeast. Dixiecrats, they became. In other words, extremist right wing fools who ultimately became rethuglicans. Racist to a fault, non-progressive and supportive of an economy that only helped those that already had more than enough. That's what I define as a conservative. A neo-con, now that's something else. Still haven't quite placed them, but they are much more dangerous.

Thu Dec 28, 05:45:29 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Oddjob, here's the old photo you're looking for" -- My Pet Goat

Mr. Goat,
If I had toilet paper like that in my bathroom, I would be tempted to eat something that would give me a case of the screaming thinnies--you know, where you can shit through a screen without even hitting the wire.

Thu Dec 28, 06:12:02 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Well Peter, there's a half consumed can of smoke flavored Spam in the back of the Wraith's frig with red mold growing on it. That ought to do the trick.

Thu Dec 28, 07:05:35 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

The Dark Wraith should probably notify the 911 operators in advance (as well as NORAD in the event of launch).

Thu Dec 28, 07:13:06 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Is it just me, or did this thread take a slightly scatalogical turn somewhere?

Thu Dec 28, 07:15:11 PM EST  
 Black Wraith blogged...

Well of course it did. You didn't really think your truly dark side could hide forever, did you?

Thu Dec 28, 07:34:30 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Begone with you, Black Wraith. It's not like I don't have enough problems these days without your vexatious alter-egoness befarting this otherwise peaceful thread.


The Dark Wraith needs to get back to work.

Thu Dec 28, 07:38:17 PM EST  
 Black Wraith blogged...

'alter-egoness'?!

Thu Dec 28, 07:39:46 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Let it go, Black Wraith. This passive/aggressive duality thing is weirding me out.


The Dark Wraith heads for the IP blocking controls.

Thu Dec 28, 07:43:53 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

Personally, I'd be willing to visit the Great Man's grave - with a full bladder.


I'm with Phoenician in a time of Romans. When the time comes, I wonder if they'll have some sort of fence we would have to break through, or climb, to get to the grave.

Fri Dec 29, 12:23:56 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Old White Lady.

I shan't comment in detail upon the morphological advantage some have in not needing to scale a fence to deliver the contents of the bladder over it.


The Dark Wraith trusts that he need go no further in explaining.

Fri Dec 29, 12:36:23 AM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

D'oh!

Thanks for the reminder:)

Fri Dec 29, 07:54:02 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...bitter cold, and I was in the middle of nowhere.

Stupid Winter. Stupid old truck. Damnable repair bill."


'Bout time you either headed for a warmer climate or else startin' hangin' out with Blackdog or them folks thet know how to either fix things or jest get by.

Fri Dec 29, 08:38:06 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Peter of Lone Tree.

With an old vehicle like my Jeep, I can do just about any repair, provided it's worth the aggravation and I can get at least another 50 miles out of the thing. However, when I'm in the middle of nowhere hundreds of miles from where I know where anything is, in the middle of the night, in the middle of a cold snap (that included a very pretty morning ice fog, I should note), without a garage, without my tool box, and without knowledge of where a 24-hour auto parts store might be, the prospect becomes challenging. With a spindle on a water pump that apparently shattered, tearing a belt to pieces and somehow (I don't know how) involving a thermostat housing that got obliterated, the job becomes tricky. With a cop menacingly watching from a distance (but not approaching) as I heaved the Jeep Cherokee to an exit ramp that seemed to be an interminable distance away (funny how distances are considerably greater outside a car than when I'm in one), the very thought of the relevance of my years fixing old junkers just wasn't there.

Ah, but I do love reliving such memories. For one thing, it helps me keep focused on never being without my toolbox and always making sure a pair of gloves are in the car. On those scores and a few others, I had gotten way too sloppy for my own good. Although the prospect of meeting my end on a lonely stretch of highway very much appeals to me, the presence of my Jeep would have complicated things since it would have been easy to identify my frozen corpse. Absent the identification, the state would have to spring for one of those unceremonious, "John Doe" cremations. It seems to me such an ending would have brought a measure of closure to what was otherwise an open-ended and annoying night.


The Dark Wraith is beginning to digress.

Fri Dec 29, 09:20:42 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

And besides, Peter, I prefer cold weather.

It's just the frostbite, hypothermia, and occasional caking of ice on my beard and moustache that puts me off a bit.


The Dark Wraith is probably just getting a bit soft in his old age.

Fri Dec 29, 09:42:12 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

I have to jump in with a few minor quibbles here.

First off, on the mast/bowling ball thing: Okay... now I only know a little bit about boating, but it seems to me that with the winds required (factor omitted) to move a vessel at a decent speed that there's a pretty good chance that the sails are full, and there's an even better chance that would cause the vessel to heave to one side, therefore putting the mast at a more tilted angle - as opposed to a straight up vertical / perpendicular to the horizon position - and could be that bowling ball even ends up in the drink, with enough of a lean-to. Then, one must also consider the water itself. If there's a decent enough wind to move a sailing vessel along at a pretty good clip, there's a darned good chance that the wind has stirred up some wave action (factor omitted) on the water that could cause said vessel to bob and weave, rise and dip -running up or down a wave - which could also affect the position of that mast at any given moment. Nope, given what little I know about boating, I still have a few doubts on the complete validity of the statistical theory of how and where that ball will fall.

Also, on the Herman diet thing, no one considered the perspiration / exercise factor. (Heck, the it is said that "Godfather of Soul" lost 3+ pounds in a night's performance.)

Now, on that birthday statistic. A few years ago my sister and I rented a hall for a party and had about 200 guests... not one of whom shared my birthday. On the other hand, until my friend's granddaughter was born - four years ago - I never even had met anyone with whom I shared the same birth date ... and I'm not exactly what you'd call a spring chick. I seem to not fit into the mold of an average statistics theory! (Average is just so average, anyway.)

And I still think all those monkeys at keyboards could end up producing a few blog trolls.

Just sayin'.

The Moody Blue weighs anchor and heads for safe harbor now. ;-)

Sat Dec 30, 04:13:23 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

(Heck, the theory here is, it is said, that "Godfather of Soul" lost 3+ pounds in a night's performance.)

Whoops. Duh.

Sat Dec 30, 04:21:18 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Also, on the Herman diet thing, no one considered the perspiration / exercise factor. (Heck, the it is said that "Godfather of Soul" lost 3+ pounds in a night's performance.)

That's because weight loss from dehydration is an irrelevancy unless you're planning to be seen immediately following the dehydration. The moment you take in any water it will be used to restore that which the body requires. Even if James Brown truly did lose that much he put it all back the next time he downed enough water.

- oddjob (who knows what you mean about the bowling ball, but still chooses to avoid the mast)

- oddjob

Sat Dec 30, 06:16:57 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Ba-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw! Crunch, crunch, munch, cough-cough-loud poot!

Trip-trap-tip-tap, woof! Plunk, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk, Hic!

Sun Dec 31, 04:21:09 PM EST  

       

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Christmas 2006

Christmas 2006 from the Dark Wraith



<< 24 Comments Total
 michael blogged...

Dear friend,

Beautifully done, perhaps the best yet.

May all the good in thought and deed you extend return to you a thousand times a thousand times a thousand, on and on.

Live well, carry on.

With much respect, Michael meEE

Sun Dec 24, 09:20:20 PM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

y'attah-heh dark wraith:

yo-sen, bihiil hishash aaii diji jooni

(may we walk today in beauty)

peace.

Sun Dec 24, 10:06:44 PM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Merry Christmas, my dear. I wish you and your family happiness and health for the coming year.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse
Than the happiest day of your past.


(Old Irish blessing)

Sun Dec 24, 11:26:57 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Heap on the wood! -the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
~Sir Walter Scott

Merry Christmas to you, Wraith.

Mon Dec 25, 01:12:48 AM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good Christmas Morning.

Beautiful card, beautiful poetry. Merry Joyful Christmas to you and yours.

Mon Dec 25, 07:32:55 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

We three kings from orient far;
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar;
It was loaded and exploded;
Now we're on yonder star!

Merry Christmas, Dark Wraith.

Mon Dec 25, 09:02:42 AM EST  
 konagod blogged...

Grinch Cheney, Occupation Governor
That is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.

Hope your holiday is warm and festive. (I've been using the word "festivus" a bit much lately. And I wasn't even a Seinfeld fan.)

Mon Dec 25, 05:09:22 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Merry xmas, Wraith.

Mon Dec 25, 09:24:38 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, friends.

I want to thank all of you for stopping by on this Christmas Day.

Given that I have been traveling, I have been on a terribly slow connection to the Internet throughout the day. Watching my blog load at less than 30 kbps has been most frustrating, so I haven't gotten around very much. Tonight, however, I shall sit and watch light speed crawl at glacial speed just so I can wish you all well. I certainly hope you have had a good day or, at the very least, a day of good eating.

Tomorrow begins the last week of this year, which means we are approaching 2007, which might be a whole lot more difficult for Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, and their minions. We need to help make it so.

Gallows shouldn't be built without proper planning: the hanging party, alone, will be a logistical challenge. Lord knows, if we don't do it, no one will.


The Dark Wraith will get started on ordering the party hats.

Mon Dec 25, 10:28:48 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

On the Feast of Steven I also offer best wishes for the new year to all!

Today's Non Sequitur is worth a looksee.

- oddjob

Tue Dec 26, 09:02:19 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

...light speed crawl at glacial speed...

"Rising seas, caused by global warming, have for the first time washed an inhabited island off the face of the Earth."

Tue Dec 26, 09:05:07 AM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Merry Christmas Dark Wraith and all your good readers. May the spirit of good will live with us for a few more days.

And leave it to Peter to bring up global warming. ;)

Tue Dec 26, 10:07:36 AM EST  
 roger blogged...

happy times to you dw. and to all the rest of you who stop by here. what an interesting place.

Tue Dec 26, 10:32:28 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,

Merry Christmas (a little late, but what the heck ...)

Happy New Years too!

Hope you are enjoying this season, and the semester break.

Here's wishing you all the warm fuzzies that you can stand, and all the best of what you long for.

Be well my friend.

Tue Dec 26, 11:47:54 AM EST  
 nc gal blogged...

Merry Christmas Dark Wraith and best wishes to all.

Tue Dec 26, 09:25:46 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

12/27/06 Quoth the Dark Wraith

They are not worthy who hold their small candles to a great but quiet torch.

Rest in peace, Gerald R. Ford.


Definitely OT for this beautiful post, Wraith, and I do apologize -- but because of this quote today, this is where I will have to respond to it...

Excuse me, for just a minute:

Among other things...

"...no one should lose sight of the fact that it was Ford who helped launch the careers of the two ugliest faces in the George W. Bush administration. Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. [...]"

"In addition to the "gruesome twosome" of Rumsfeld and Cheney, Ford also propelled George H. W. Bush into the world of future chicanery when he named the former Texas congressman, UN ambassador, envoy to Beijing, and Republican National Committee chair as CIA Director. [...]

"Bush approved CIA assistance in the illegal car bombing assassination of former Chilean Foreign Minister Orlando Letelier and his American colleague, Ronni Moffitt, on a Washington, DC street in the heart of Embassy Row. Under Ford, Bush also approved the bombing of a Cubana Airlines passenger plane off the coast of Barbados that killed over 70 men, women, and children.

"Much is being made of Ford's statement in the wake of Nixon's resignation that 'our long national nightmare is over.' Mr. Ford's elevation of Bush, Sr., Rumsfeld, and Cheney did not end our national nightmare, it merely postponed it until January 20, 2001."

Wed Dec 27, 11:25:20 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Moody Blue.

In fact, awhile back I saw a picture of Ford standing in the office with a young, dark-haired man I didn't recognize. The caption identified the unknown fellow as Richard Cheney. Lord, but he looked almost human back then.

To the point, though, of that story, Ford was not a saint, but he was most decidely not in any way, shape, or form the monstrosity that would later become the dominant type within the Republican Party.

Moreover, when the Left pulls out its hate guns to trash men like Ford based upon incidents, admittedly awful, in the records, I can pull out a pretty darned good box of horrific stuff of Democrats from those days. It seems like a case of selective amnesia when it comes to fire-breathing hate by both the extreme Right and the extreme Left. No one wants to remember when we did things differently in politics, even as we did many things wrong on both sides.

The men of that era were far more complex. An asshole like LBJ was also the man who brought the Civil Rights Act to realization. A sexual predator like Jack Kennedy was also a man of hope, vision, and brilliance.

I could even recount some spectacular accomplishments of Richard Milhouse Nixon that liberals act like belong to their blood, sweat, and tears.

I do not dismiss bad, but neither do I live under any delusion whatsoever that the social, religious, and neo-conservatives, starting with Ronald Wilson Reagan, are not the same and don't deserve to breathe the same air as some Republicans of the past that too many on the Left gleefully trash like they're somehow versions of what we've got now.

And while I'm on the subject of political parties in metamorphosis, where are the Jack Kennedy types in the emerging line-up for 2008? The closest I see is John Edwards, and he ain't no Jack Kennedy, but he might be what I have to settle for, given that Wes Clark has all the charismatic pull of a Polident commercial, and I most decidedly do not like Al Gore's PowerPoint Apocalypto gig.

Forgive me, Moody Blue. I am not a fire-breathing dragon who dances on graves just because they carry the emblem of a political party of which I deeply disapprove in its modern form. I'll let the Rush Limbaughs of the world do that, and I shall consider it one of the greater achievements of my otherwise small and failed existence if I can go to my own grave without having become some faint form of those I really do despise.



The Dark Wraith would rather burn in Hell (which he might anyway, but at least he'll be in the smoking section).

Thu Dec 28, 12:15:15 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Wraith, the only grave I plan to "dance on" is my own. I pointed out that article because it referenced the start of the long slow rise of those neo-connies. My apologies, Wraith. I meant no intent otherwise. I think that had Ford seen into the future way back then he might have chosen differently. I would hope so, anyway.

Those neo-connies from back then later decided that Clinton was fair payback for Nixon. They epitomize darned near everything that has gone wrong in politics since Reagan, IMO. And before Reagan, they gave Carter a rough row to hoe, too.

The Left sucks as far as the good choices go these days as far as I'm concerned. I will just have to hold my nose (if needed) and pick Democratic, also.

The radical wacky fundies say they're all going Heaven and we're all going to Hell, anyway. I can't envision any kind of place called Heaven with them in it. We'll share the smoking section, 'kay?

There is nothing to forgive you for, Wraith... unless it's you not forgiving me. :-)

Thu Dec 28, 09:53:06 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

And before Reagan, they gave Carter a rough row to hoe, too.

Actually, properly speaking "neoconservatives" are called that because they are converted liberals (usually liberals of the pre-Vietnam War era who were in favor of the war). Many of them signed on to the Republican Party only after Carter was in office and they found Carter's policies abhorrent or ridiculous (or both).

- oddjob (who is old enough to remember Senator Jackson, the liberal Dem. hawk who hired many of these folks to work as his aides in the first place)

Thu Dec 28, 10:13:36 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, OddJob.

You are right on the mark: the so-called "neo-conservatives" were primarily East Coast, liberal Democrats, many of them from a traditionally Democratic Jewish base. They came to power under the auspices of the Old Guard Democrats in Congress during the '60s.

I have done some reading to understand how they intellectually transformed; and by "how," I mean the time frame—was it rapid or slower?—and the sequence of policy thinking changes—was there a narrow, pivotal issue that led to all of the other changes, or was it more of all the parts of the thinking going into transit at more or less the same time?

It is interesting to me that, as you note, external evidence suggests quite a bit of their make-over happened during the latter part of the Carter Administration. This is exactly the time frame in which the evangelical base—which Carter, himself, awoke to become a political force—became utterly disenchanted with Carter and laid its groundwork to bring Right-leaning evangelicals to office with their newly energized political power.

The neo-cons arising from the whole cloth of the Eastern liberal Democrats and in the very same time frame the evangelicals rising then turning nearly on a dime to the Right seems too coincidental to me. I am reading about what was going on at that time to see what the connection was. It's important to understand, and I'm just not sure yet, although I have a working hypothesis, one with which I'm terribly uncomfortable. Although it isn't "conspiracy theory," per se, it could come out sounding that way.


The Dark Wraith certainly doesn't want people to think he's into conspiracy theories, y'know.

Thu Dec 28, 11:53:12 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Having been a fundy at the time and having become disgusted with Carter's fecklessness (I don't know how else to put it), I don't think it's difficult to see Carter's presidency as the proverbial "last straw".

Certainly most of his Southern Baptist brethren become very seriously disenchanted very quickly once they realized he was a political liberal (mostly), at least on the social agenda they (we) were most concerned about. Seeing him so comfortable with Rosalynn who was such a committed feminist and liberal did nothing at all to endear him to those he has since separated himself from.

Hillary & Ted Kennedy may be their favorite straw men, but Carter is still given the place of preeminence when it comes to ineffective presidents who never should have held the office (as far as they're concerned). Bill Clinton makes them foam at the mouth, but Carter is the one they view as truly contemtible because he was ineffective (unlike Clinton).

- oddjob (who realizes Carter has been a magnificent ex-president, but still remembers his inability to resolve the feud between his hawkish National Security Adviser and his dovish Secretary of State, largely because he could see how they were both right and both wrong)

Thu Dec 28, 12:21:50 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Good afternoon Dark Wraith.

I agree with your comments but I am perplexed about why so many others will not or can not see the virtues of so many centrist politicians from the past.

Granted, none of them were saints, but most of them were not the sort of evil bastards that we see today. I've been around a little more than a half century, which makes most older than I laugh and the younger view me as a dinosaur. But gawddamnit, all points need consideration as long as the justification is there. Without that, then fuck you, your point is invalid.

Great claims and fantastic opinions require great proofs and justifications.

Otherwise I'll have to fashion a new foil hat.

I'll shut up now, otherwise I may bite someone. I know I'm no genius, but I am not stupid.

Thu Dec 28, 04:44:32 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Late, late, late as usual. But I wanted to wish you a beautiful holiday and a magic 2007, Sir Wraith.

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

Cheers,
D.
XX

Fri Dec 29, 10:28:57 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, litbrit.

Good wishes never wear watches; that's so they're always right on time.

Best wishes to you too, lovely lady.



Hallmark's got nuthin' compared to the Dark Wraith.

Sat Dec 30, 10:53:19 AM EST  

       

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Special Analysis:
Words, Pictures, and Reality

Several days ago here at The Dark Wraith Forums, in the sidebar frame, "The Dark Wraith Recommends," I posted the link to a YouTube capture of a CNN story from late November about an attack on a convoy in Iraq. The video was shot by a civilian named Preston Wheeler, an employee of Halliburton who was driving one of 12 trucks with a five-vehicle U.S. military escort.

Iraqi throwing stone at convoySomewhere along the trip, the convoy made a wrong turn onto a road that would prove to be a dead end. As the convoy went along, people started throwing stones at the vehicles. The first frame at left shows a single Iraqi hurling stone at the convoy. Shortly thereafter, what at first appeared to be little more than potshots from AK-47s started hitting the trucks. Truck windshield with bullet holeWheeler's truck got hit. The second frame at left shows his front windshield with a bullet hole. Whether or not he, himself, was hit during this first volley of gunfire is unclear, but Wheeler can be heard on the video yelling, "God damn!" perhaps from the sheer shock of having bullets come that close to ending his life right there and then.

Armored military vehicle pulling around Wheeler's disabled truckThe convoy came to the dead end in the road, and everyone turned around to backtrack. Returning back up the same road they had just gone down, they encountered not stone throwers or a couple of singleton shooters, but instead what the CNN narrator describes as an "ambush." Bullets and rocket propelled grenades started pouring in at the civilian and military vehicles. According to Wheeler, the military escort vehicles started to speed away, leaving the civilian truckers completely undefended. In the first frame at left,View from Wheeler's cab of another civilian truck disabled by RPGs one of the armored vehicles is pulling around Wheeler's truck and leaving the scene, although a military spokesperson disputed that characterization, saying that the vehicle was instead moving to a position away from the "kill zone." Meanwhile, Wheeler was yelling into his two-way radio, "I'm fixin' t' git killed, goddammit!" A rocket propelled grenade had slammed into his truck and disabled it. RPGs and small arms fire were also crippling the other civilian trucks. The second frame at left shows the view from Wheeler's cab of one of the other civilian trucks from the convoy now on its side. Wheeler announced that he had just watched the Iraqi attackers kill one of the truckers up in front of him.

Iraqi fighters swarming truck driver to strip him and stone him to deathWithout the military vehicles to keep them at bay, the attackers had their way with the drivers. The frame at left is from a video taken by a spy plane that was overhead. The men on the ground are Iraqis who have dragged one of the truckers from his cab and are in the process of stripping him naked and stoning him to death.

Mr. Wheeler was rescued 40 minutes later by a Blackhawk helicopter. A subsequent military inquiry into the incident found no fault in the way the soldiers dealt with the situation. In fact, one of the soldiers in the incident was recommended for commendation. The inquiry concluded that the troops' response to the attack was proper: leave the zone of fire and form a defense line from which they could then shoot back into the original area of confrontation.

In his brief statements aired on CNN, Mr. Wheeler was clearly and rather understandably unhappy with what had happened: three of the five civilian drivers had been killed, and he had been left with two AK-47 slugs in his arm to cower in the cab of his wrecked truck for almost three-quarters of an hour.

While the portrayal of the incident by CNN might seem to indicate that the soldiers had acted improperly, it is the report, itself, that gives such an impression, and it does so through a use of words that alters the perception of both what happened to Mr. Wheeler and, much more broadly, what is happening in Iraq.

However, before moving to generalizations, with respect to the incident described above, soldiers do not as a rule simply leave a firefight. Unless panic has set in—something not evident in that video—soldiers stay or redeploy based upon a quick situational assessment. There had to have been a good reason for forming that perimeter—"line of defense outside the kill zone," as the military characterized it—and the most likely reason is that they had come under the kind of fire that is not going to be suppressed by a volley or two of bullets from a couple of M-16s, M-60s, and other, similar weaponry in direct-fire exchange. The inquiry noted that more than 500 rounds were ultimately used to suppress the enemy fire.

The soldiers obviously—and, most probably, correctly—determined that they and their military hardware were at severe risk. Regardless of whether or not five civilian contractors' lives were at stake, a discretionary response that has the potential to wipe out the military personnel in the convoy, disable their vehicles, and ultimately lead to the weaponry on those vehicles falling into enemy hands is not to be chosen if other options are readily available. Moving away from the immediate scene and then firing back into the zone of original confrontation considerably reduces the risk of military casualties and the danger that military hardware will be destroyed and its weaponry transferred to those who could subsequently use its lethality on other American soldiers.

This does not mean, of course, that no concern should be paid to Mr. Wheeler's dismay at how he was treated or how his fellow civilians involved in the incident died. It is far too easy and inhumane to dismiss his anger because he's an employee of Halliburton or because he's over there of his own free will. Nobody deserves to die the way that trucker who was stripped and stoned did; and nobody deserves to sit in a vehicle while soldiers who were there specifically for the purpose of protecting him just leave the scene without so much as an explanation of what they're doing or what he should do.

In the end, of course, 500 rounds of various destructive calibers were most likely sufficient to turn at least some of those savages masquerading as "freedom fighters" into jig-meat puzzles that were pretty tricky to re-assemble for proper burial by bereaved survivors. Allowing for a fairly brutish, paleo-conservative moment, if the attackers pick off unarmed civilian trucks as expressions of their desire for freedom, then they get to risk surprisingly swift death in the process. That is, perhaps unfortunately, how the unapologetic calculus of military violence works. Once we're out of Iraq, we can return to some softer, fantasized belief about the nature and depravity of humanity in conflict.

Here's the core problem with the whole story, though: just a few words of great importance were replaced with words of lesser significance, and such misuse of words creates a persistently deflected understanding of specific incidents and a continuing falsehood about what is happening in Iraq.

Ambush. CNN used that word both in the text overlay for the story and in the narrative, itself. What happened on that dead-end road was no "ambush," which is a pre-planned tactical set-up established with foreknowledge or prediction of a place the opponents will be. That convoy was on that road by accident, so there was no way the attack could have been an ambush in the normal sense of that word.

There is no reason whatsoever to imagine that someone got a whole group of Iraqis together and said, "Let's all hide on a dead-end road, and sooner or later maybe a big convoy of military vehicles guarding some lumbering civilian trucks will accidentally make a wrong turn and end up in our clutches." That's just plain nonsense; but what really did happen on that road leads to the second incorrect word used both in that CNN story as well as all throughout the mainstream and alternative media.

Insurgents. The very word conveys a sense of disaggregation, of ill-defined internal structure, of provisionalism and detachment from a larger socio-political entity. Think carefully about what happened on that road: after what appeared to be some potshots, seemingly out of nowhere appeared a band of enemy fighters with enough firepower to drive a well-armored, fiercely armed slate of American soldiers to choose a military response that involved an almost inevitable loss of American civilians' lives.

Those weren't "insurgents"; that was a squad, and I mean that in the same way I would describe a type of contingent of soldiers in a regular military force. As apparently savage as they were, as apparently impromptu as the battle appeared to be, that was an organized unit with not just hard-core firepower, but organization. When a road in the middle of nowhere has the potential for that kind of incident, the enemy is not some diffuse, thinly spread bunch of thugs. We are not fighting an "insurgency"; we're fighting a military entity that by any honest assessment would be described as an army. Internally fractious and fratricidal as that army might be, what happened on that dead-end road is evidence of a military entity so deep, so seasoned, so dangerous that it can attack a convoy no one was expecting to be where it was, and it can attack with such ferocity—or at least it has the American soldiers convinced that it could do so—that those soldiers pull out of the immediate fire zone and write off the people, vehicles, and materials in transport that were the entire reason for the convoy in the first place.

That's the work of an enemy that has attained the rightful status of an army, and whether or not the Pentagon is using that word or even contemplating its use in describing who's killing our soldiers in Iraq, we are now (and probably have been for a while) engaging the enemy as the opposing military force as it really is: a real, live, lethally effective army, one that is not just kicking our asses, but doing so without the benefit of air power, mechanized infantry, centralized command and control, or even uniforms.

And that leads to the last and most important word, one that is used from time to time but not fully understood for what it means.

War. The United States is not in a difficult, expensive, unsustainable "occupation" of Iraq; we are, instead, in a war—a real, live, full-time war, one that is much more classic than it is unusual, despite the language of obfuscation that favors terms like "asymmetric," "improvised," "anti-government insurgents," "militias," and even "unlawful enemy combatants" to make people believe that the enemy is not the self-legitimized, mature force it really is.

That's why what we're doing over there has gotten so expensive; that's why it has generated so many lies by the ones who started it; that's why it is so difficult to get any decent agreement on exactly what to do. As offensive as it might be to progressives who want us to simply leave in four months, six months, or whatever, this is no longer, and probably has not been for a long time, merely some violent version of trying to wrest control of the channel changer from the idiot who put a bad show on.

Far worse is the fact that various factions of this enemy that has become a military entity—an "army" in my lexicon—are getting funding from sovereign and other entities. The Sunnis are being funded by Saudi Arabia, by Saddam Hussein's family in exile, and by others; the Shi'ites are getting money and other support from Iran, Syria, and quite possibly Russia and China; the Kurds are getting support from Israel and others. We, in fact, are the only ones stupid enough not to be fighting this war by proxy: we're using our own citizens to prosecute what we cannot bring ourselves to call a war.

The best we can do right now is argue about the term "civil war," as if that has anything whatsoever to do with our current military situation in Iraq. From the perspective of the United States, whether or not Iraqis are killing each other is completely irrelevant. The fact that they're killing us is what matters, and that puts the term "civil war" in the category of obfuscating language. We should be talking about war, regional war, and even the beginnings of a low-level global war.

Yes, "global war," and not that worthless "Global War on Terror" spanning the planet, but rather "global war" right there in Iraq, with everybody and his uncle throwing money into what the American and British neo-conservatives, along with their backers in other countries, set up as a high-stakes battle for control of the massive oil fields that will fuel the economic engines of most nations for the better part of this new century.

Wars have winners, and they have losers. Right now, we're losing, and it's because we're fighting an army that has proven to be more than our match in no small part because our political leaders, as well as a fair number of their sycophants in the Pentagon, have yet to face the fact that the diffuse, ideologically pure, well-orchestrated "Global War on Terror" has utterly frustrated any hope of dealing with the very real, terribly dirty, horrifically violent, pretty much garden-variety war we've gotten ourselves into thanks to the Bush Administration, its Republican allies in Congress, and their spineless Democratic colleagues.

We started it; but like most wars, it will end of its own accord once there is a clear winner and an unfortunately large number of losers. Adding twenty to thirty thousand more troops might work if this were some minor problem with an otherwise smooth occupation that had clear milestones on a transitional course out. Adding twenty to thirty thousand troops to a war will have no probability whatsoever of altering the outcome. We'll just get some of them killed, and we'll be escalating the war.

The only good thing about that would be the possibility that the American people and maybe even the media would finally be forced to stop using the wrong words to describe the mess we're in. The longer we keep lying to ourselves about what, exactly, this thing is we're doing over there in Iraq, the more likely we are to lose, and the more catastrophic that loss is going to be.

As the situation now stands, the catastrophe is going to be large. That's what wars do to the losers.


The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good Afternoon, Dark Wraith.

Thank you for the very informative article. A quick question, though: do you think the American military is losing this war because they face an impossible set of circumstances (not enough troops, poor strategy, poor leadership, etc), or because of some deficiency in the quality of the troops they have on the ground? Or do you think it's a combination of different factors?

I've heard terms such as "overequipped and undertrained" bandied around quite a bit in reference to the American military, and it does seem as though there is a large number of reservists fighting this war.

It's not a politically correct quesiton, but as you are someone with actual military experience (in Vietnam, no less) it would be very interesting to hear your views on this.

Thu Dec 21, 03:56:23 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

I have serious disagreements with your comments.

Nobody deserves to die the way that trucker who was stripped and stoned did; and nobody deserves to sit in a vehicle while soldiers who were there specifically for the purpose of protecting him just leave the scene without so much as an explanation of what they're doing or what he should do.

On the scale of "deserving to die" please rate the following groups of people:

(i) Civilians invaded by an outside force.
(ii) Soldiers ordered to invade another country.
(iii) Civilian contractors who chose to go to that country to support said invasion.

In the end, of course, 500 rounds of various destructive calibers were most likely sufficient to turn at least some of those savages masquerading as "freedom fighters" into jig-meat puzzles that were pretty tricky to re-assemble for proper burial by bereaved survivors. Allowing for a fairly brutish, paleo-conservative moment, if the attackers pick off unarmed civilian trucks as expressions of their desire for freedom, then they get to risk surprisingly swift death in the process.

BULLSHIT.

US doctrine, as with that of any other army, stresses supply vehicles supporting armed forces as fair game - indeed, striking at an enemy's supply lines is considered a valuable activity. They were in a military convoy; they were fair targets.

Let me stress that again - in my opinion, Iraqis have as much right to shoot at American civilian contractors supporting the American military as they do to shoot at the American military themselves.

Trying to say these people were civilians and therefore off any honourable target list is BULLSHIT. It's CRAP.

Claiming the Iraqis are savages for shooting at trucks carrying supplies and convoyed with military vehicles is RACIST CRAP. You can bet your ass that if the situation were reversed - if the US military came across trucks accompanied by enemy military units - they'd be merrily blowing the shit out of them without scruple.

I would also suggest that the people stoning the driver to death were not necessarliy the same people shooting at the US vehicles.

Thu Dec 21, 04:17:46 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

My point is this:

There should be NO CIVILIAN CONTRACTORS in Iraq, period.

That should have been military supply trucks armed, armored, with trained soldiers driving them being escorted by our military.

This is what happens when you privitize the military.

Civilian truckers imported from the U.S. to Iraq working for Halliburton, KBR,etc are not equipped to deal with such a situation. They have not had the training. Albeit, some are ex-mil, many are not.

Another point is that Bush would have us believe Al Qaeda was doing all the attacking when really, 95% of the insurgents are Iraqis who want us out of their fucking country.

Thu Dec 21, 06:32:52 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

First you use the phrase "...those savages masquerading as "freedom fighters"..."

And then in the next paragraph you say,

"...such misuse of words creates a persistently deflected understanding of specific incidents and a continuing falsehood about what is happening in Iraq."

EH?

Thu Dec 21, 07:09:31 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Peter.

I would use, and I have used, the word "savages" to describe American soldiers committing war crimes.

In my paleo-moments, I don't use diplomatic language, nor do I seek the counsel of my demur, scholarly side. Yes, war really is Hell, but I find that those most ready to cite that cliché are at least sometimes—perhaps troublingly often—the ones who don't distinguish between the mild Hell of Dante and the far worse one we can make when we have a good set of excuses... like the one about how war is Hell.

As I shall point out to Phoenician presently, savagery deserves neither my respect as in that soldier-to-soldier thing, nor does it merit a circumscribed language in my condemnation.

And as one last point, I consider it most unfortunate that I am the only one who can decide whether or not I was once a "savage": that absence of censure from a larger world is what allows a large percentage of otherwise relatively decent human beings to become something awful in the times of greatest trial in their lives. Some people are by their nature monsters; no level or density of societal damnation would alter them from the course of beastly acts they will commit. However, most people benefit from a society, from people they hear, from those they respect, in knowing that those last threads of humanity are all they have when they are in Hell.

As an example of that, I truly hope that eventually those Americans who have been involved in the torture of people face exposure for what they did. I honestly don't even care if they are ever prosecuted; but what I do care about is having them live the rest of their lives knowing that anyone of any worth whatsoever considers them "savages" and calls them that to their faces for the remainder of their days. That treatment will do nothing for those former torturers, but it will disabuse many others, at least of a few future generations, of even contemplating the idea that some status as a servant of the country, as a legitimate soldier, or as a promoter of freedom will provide them any excuse whatsoever for doing what is wrong.

That's my perspective on the importance and power of lexicon and word usage.



The Dark Wraith perhaps relies too much, though, on the power of words.

Thu Dec 21, 07:49:07 PM EST  
 kelley b. blogged...

There should be NO CIVILIAN CONTRACTORS in Iraq, period.


This bears repeating, often and loudly.

If some estimates are correct, and there are about as many private contractors in Iraq as United States soldiers, then it's no wonder this has developed into the debacle it's become.

Not only do our leaders misunderstand the struggle, they don't command half of "our" people in the firefight. This is a disaster. But you knew that.

Thu Dec 21, 09:10:29 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, PoliShifter.

I am somewhat amazed by the large degree to which the U.S. is relying upon private companies in the American-Iraqi War, but the use of such contractors and their civilian employees is by no means unique to the present conflict nor even to the present era.

This is one of those wonderful effects of unbridled capitalism: wherever there is money to be made, private interests will be there; and when it comes to money to be made, war is always good business. I cannot help but think of the Nicholas Cage movie, Lord of War.

Interestingly, though, the line is sometimes illusory that we make between what is a private interest in contract to the sovereign government waging a war and that sovereign government, itself.

Have you ever heard the Central Intelligence Agency referred to as "the Company"? That nickname carries all kinds of special meanings, not the least of which is that the CIA is in some ways configured like, and operates as, a phenomenally complex system of businesses.

One need look no further than the "law firm" for which Valerie Plame worked: her NOC cover was merely an extension—albeit a plausibly deniable one—of the Company.

More generally, the so-called "revolving door" between the government, especially the Pentagon, and private companies effectively makes them arm's-length divisions of a single enterprise. That Dick Cheney was once the president of a firm that now serves as a virtual supply division of the U.S. armed forces is merely gross evidence of this system of interlocking relationships.

Effectively, then, the distinction we want to make between the United States military in Iraq and "private" firms there is woefully specious: they are different departments of the same corporation: USA, Inc.

Sort of makes you want to say, "YEESH," doesn't it?


The Dark Wraith just wishes we could vote on the salaries of the presidents of those corporations that help run the federal government.

Thu Dec 21, 09:21:34 PM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Good Evening Dark Wraith:

And also to you Mr. Shakes. I have avoided going into the reasons we are losing in Iraq by many excuses. A lot of them are the same excuses that have been used by the administration, for much the same reasons. Much of what I know is made up of things I would rather not see.

Wars being fought, won or lost is always the combination of factors. If it was merely one or even a few things it would be simple and easy to pull back, fix the problem and forge ahead.

From its inception this has been shabbily done. We will most likely never be able to do anything but guess at the real reasons for going in. It might even be that the main players don't even know themselves. There have been many books written about the run-up to the war, the myriad of mistakes and miscalculations that were made. I recommend Assassain's Gate & Operation Cobra for the military angle and all the Bob Woodward books on Bush for the political end. The Woodward books need to be taken as a multiple volume single work because they present a fairly clear picture of how things were shaken out within the halls of power. There are no books that I know that describe the process where Congress simply decided to lay down and whimper. In the grand military tradition of being prepared for the last war, our armed forces were in the perfect array for fighting the first Gulf War (history might even call it the first battles of this one, we shall see). Along with falling for that old trap, our military leaders also fell for another of the oldest follies in the book. They assumed that they possessed a superiority and might that was unsurpassed and unrivaled. They felt that they were so far beyond the capability of the Iraqis to resist that there would simply be, no resistance. Hell, if I could tell my opponent every single move to make in response to my moves, I would be a Grand Master at the chessboard. The thing is, the enemy has a part and a role to play in every battle. The continuing dialogue about What Bush Will Do without any anticipation or discussion of the probable or even certain responses of the foe is just. plain. fucking. stupid.

My personal veiw, from reading books, corresponding with members of the service that I still maintain contact with is that.

1. Our leaders had no idea about the can of worms they were not only going to open, but to then shatter and toss all around the yard. They really believed some of their own bullshit press. They thought that they would waltz in, take over, start pumping out $2 per gallon gasoline forever and be big fucking heroes. They were completely wrong. Maybe criminally wrong.

2. Because they were so terribly wrong on step one, they avoided any remedy to the worsening situation that would have required acknowledging how wrong they were at the get go. They also had actively discouraged any formulation of back up plans. (even a punch drunk fighter will tell you that after the first solid punch lands, the "fight plan" becomes a thing of the past)

3. They allowed for astonishingly corrupt civilian contractors to quite literally steal and defraud their way through billions of dollars that was awarded through no-bid, zero oversight contracts. Many of which were paid in full but never performed. Or if they were performed they were done on such a shabby scale as to be almost worse than having done nothing.

Even in Viet Nam we maintained a measure of superiority that enabled some of the field commanders like David Hackworth or John Paul Vann to achieve stunning victories in battle only to be sold out politically the very next day. I'm nobody's tin foil hat wearing monger of conspiracy, but it is hard to come up with a more complete and total disaster.

We've been defeated because we never even had a chance. This fight could only have been won by not fighting at all. We could have paid Saddam to go into exile at a five star hotel in Jakarta for a lot less money, and a lot less blood.

On the correctness of your question politically, I once was playing with Holly Near. She was introducing a song and used the phrase "politically correct." I blurted "If you're political at all, that's correct in my book." Holly glared at me. But we're still buds.

My personal favorite description of the American army came from the Brits during WWII: "Oversexed, Overpaid, and Over Here."

Fri Dec 22, 12:03:38 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Phoenician.

I want you to take a good look at the third picture from the top in my article. By the time that frame was shot, every one of the supply trucks in the convoy had been disabled. Every one of them. The supply line had been disrupted.

That does not mean the battle was over; but that does mean the tactical objective had been achieved with 100% success. That's the end of the drivers' involvement because they were unarmed.

Yes, those heroic bitches who dragged that guy out of his truck deserved any level of firepower that would have been laid to their savage asses.

I swear to God, what is it with this attitude that comes out like, "It's 'fair game' to butcher an unarmed American in cold blood while we weep for the innocent Iraqis?"

None of them deserve what war does to human lives, bodies, and spirits.

Let's get priorities in order. Do you remember that incident early in the war when there was a Bradley that had been disabled by RPGs on a street in Baghdad, and all those kids were jumping around on it while some journalist and his cameraman were covering the story? If you don't, let me tell you what happened. There was an American warplane at stand-off distance watching the whole thing. It fired a single rocket right into that already-wasted Bradley, blowing those kids—a whole bunch of them—right straight to Hell. A big piece of the shrapnel went right through that reporter. He staggered toward his cameraman, saying, "I'm dying, I'm dying"; then he promptly did so.

What happened there had a whole lot of the hallmarks of a war crime. So, too, did that sick monstrosity that came to be called the "Highway of Death" near the end of Gulf War I. What happened there was Geneva Conventions turf. Of course, then-President George H.W. Bush ought to know, considering he and his wingman actually filed a report during World War II declaring that one or both of their planes had strafed a lifeboat full of Japanese sailors from a ship they'd just bombed.

My heart doesn't bleed for savages, and I'm an equal opportunity son of a bitch about that. If you were in my squad and I saw you dragging an unarmed man out of a truck, stripping him naked, and stoning him to death, you'd be damned lucky if I didn't grab an AK-47 and put you out of your misery. Absent that, I'd see you up on charges under the UCMJ.

Since my options are rather limited with an enemy soldier during his feeding frenzy, especially when he's proving himself to be the kind of fighter I really don't want in the combat matrix of my enemies, I'll just kill him, and I'll make it hurt like Hell while I'm doing it. That will, if nothing else, maybe convince his drinking buddies that successfully completing the tactical mission is a good sign that it's time to melt back into the woodwork rather than kill unarmed civilians.

Does that sound harsh? If it does, good.

We've killed untold thousands of innocent Iraqis. That's as horrible as horrible can get. I could give you story after story—some from the world press, some from people who've been there. This war is an unwashable stain on America that rivals just about anything bad we've ever done in the history of this republic.

But spare me the double standard. I got sick to my stomach at the way those hillbillie trash guards at Abu Ghraib got the phony righteousness of "military justice" while the ones who were responsible got off without so much as a slap on the wrist. Dancing on the graves of the low people—be they little Iraqi kids or American civilian truck drivers—of this war will get me all kinds of unhappy. So, too, will using their suffering as the bloody shirt to wave around.

Those trucks were down, Phoenician; making that happen was an act of war. Those truck drivers were unarmed civilians; butchering them was an act of savagery.

And to think we piss all over ourselves when our kids go crazy and kill like animals in that Hell-hole while we act like what those Iraqi fighters did in that video is "fair game."

I'm glad as Hell we weren't being so objective about the Nazi wolf pack subs sinking merchant marine ships like hundreds and hundreds of "fair game" rocks in the first half of the 20th Century. Just because I recognize an enemy as a military force does not mean I recognize them as above worthiness to die. They're surely not going to give me any such respect.

Here's how I see it, Phoenician, and I shall immediately stipulate that my perspective is colored by my own history, which is much different from that of many readers, including you, here.

We are in a mess of historic proportions. It's going to get worse before it doesn't get better. We as a nation are responsible for what has happened, and we as individuals carry the shame of being the citizens of a nation that has done great harm not just to ourselves, but to the world of tomorrow. We cannot fix what we've done, and it is unclear that we can now even so much as mitigate the Pandora's box of worst-case scenarios that could unfold in the Middle East.

For my part, I am not about to say, "It isn't my fault because I've hated George W. Bush from the get-go." As an American, I am standing here with blood all over my hands because I'm an American. Forgive me if I'm not from the Barney generation that believes we're perfect just the way we are, and if we're not, we can just forgive ourselves and move merrily on.

Now, given that contrition is a well-deserved part of my life-time meal plan, I'm not about to hand the keys to the treasury of my country, my spirit, or my sense of right and wrong to either the Right or the Left.

And as shaken as I am for days anymore when I accidentally stumble across a picture of some little Iraqi kid who's been murdered by our military engine of global death, I am equally sickened by sight of one of those flag-draped coffins getting shipped back here for some worthless honor guard to wave through the parade of grief by loved ones.

Don't lecture me about war, and don't tell me how to hate George W. Bush and his Republican and Democrat co-conspirators. I've got it covered in spades.


The Dark Wraith has fumed enough (for probably a few years).

Fri Dec 22, 12:04:00 AM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

word.

Fri Dec 22, 01:07:00 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

{{DW}} and {{M' Boy}}...

Word. Every word.

Fri Dec 22, 06:25:25 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Mr. Shakes.

The soldiers I know—whether they be regular Army, Reserves, or Guard—are being trained beyond anything I ever saw in my day. Not only that, they are being trained more broadly: in many circumstances, they are being expected to pile one skill set right on top of another, and sometimes they are even having their MOSs changed.

I don't know if I told you the story or not, but I had one student, an older lady, who was a cook who was going back to Iraq fully expecting to be a truck driver, of all things. I knew a kid who was shifted to a combat engineering spec from something completely unrelated.

Young men between tours stand there and talk to me about what they were doing, and they throw around words from their military vocabulary that just make me blink. I listen, and over a period of time, I come to know what these words mean, but I am fully aware that this vocabulary of theirs is riddled with shortened versions of technical terms for equipment far beyond what we had in my day.

"Yeah, I dropped my 14s and saw the IR chem lights."

I put the necessary furrow of scholarly cognition in my brow and respond, "Those must do a lot of good."

"And now they've got the ones that flash!"

Okeee. I need to put together what the "14s" are and how they have to do with the "IR chem lights" and why the "flashing" ones would be a cool improvement.

That whole little discourse isn't hard to work out, of course, but that's because it's one that I remember and actually worked out right away. Much of their technical terminology I'm still not getting.

But it's not just about gadgetry, which seems to be constantly in a state of improvement or change for those soldiers. It's also about command and control, field methods, and the methodology, itself.

As a simple example, the Iraqi fighters are constantly coming up with new ways to kill people, especially American soldiers. The U.S. field command has a highly refined routine where any new attack method, device, or situation anyone encounters gets reported in an express manner to a specialized group that assesses the new problem, determines how best to handle it, and then communicates this back down to every unit so that every soldier gets the heads up within a matter of hours.

The speed, commitment, and effectiveness of that cycle are phenomenal to me. No slow-boat of scuttlebutt about some new nasty; no, "Well, here's what I think we should do about this rumored new insurgent attack thingy"; no, "Whaddaya mean 'someone over in al-Anbar saw this same kind of IED that pops way up in the air two months ago', you asshole?!!"

Essentially, Mr. Shakes, we're talking about very high speed, very dense feedback loops that just weren't there a long time ago. (And by the way, I was in a much less well-known place than Vietnam.)

The problem isn't training, and it really isn't even equipment, despite the issue of armor on Humvees that had the short attention span of the news media for a while.

Much of the problem we now face has to do with decisions that were way above the field command level, but had extraordinary and debilitating impact at the level of the grunt.

First and foremost are Minstrel Boy's points. In particular, the complete lack of understanding of what, exactly, we were had to do, and that distills to an utter stupidity in the formulation of the primary objective. The idea that this was about kicking Saddam Hussein was ridiculous from the beginning: we were about to attack Iraq, not Saddam, not the Ba'athists, not some tumor inside Iraq. That in and of itself completely deluded the planners, including Rumsfeld and all the neoconnies, about force size necessary for the mission.

Mr. Shakes, we were going to war. That was one of the salient points I was making in my article. We didn't understand it then, and too many people—liberals and conservatives alike—still don't get it. We're in a war. That means this talk about "redeployment" is every bit as facetious as "force surge" if there's not an enormously complex, multi-dimensional, multi-phased, realistic plan of which the "redeployment" or "force surge" is only a small, albeit integral, part.

The neoconnies and the American people got suckered, my friend, and the suckering started with neoconnies living in a childish fantasy world of think tank papers and checks throughout the 1990s. The Iranians suckered us, the Israelis suckered us, even the Russians and the Chinese suckered us. And then we breezed into Baghdad with an unbelievably low casualty count, and there we were: occupation heaven.

Once in Baghdad, our troops did so much wrong. They turned the Iraqis against them right away. We bullied, we killed, we messed with them. I remember one incident only a couple of months after the occupation began. Whenever soldiers were called back to the Green Zone, they would get in their Jeeps and drive like a bunch of maniacs through the streets of Baghdad, firing wildly. One young man I know told me that the soldiers would howl and laugh like crazy kids on a Saturday night drag race. Well, every now and then, one of those rounds being popped off by the racers would hit somebody. One afternoon, a stray round during one of those wild rides back to base took the skull right off a teenage boy who was shopping at an outside market with his dad.

The soldiers didn't even stop. Hell, they didn't even know they'd hit someone. The father was just left there to go bananas with grief over his beautiful boy's bloody, nearly headless corpse.

Now, the efficiency of the modern military came to bear on the situation. A team specifically tasked to claims of accidental killings of civilians came to "investigate," and the dad was given a pile of money.

I've seen several reports that seem to suggest that this is how Iraqis expect to be taken care of when they are outraged. I can't believe my eyes when I read that kind of racist crap. Yeah, of course they'll take the money; then they'll become just one more of thousands and thousands of seeds of rumor, fact, lie, and modality for others to become angry to the point of outrage to the point of picking up an AK-47.

We had every bit of the wrong attitude from the top of the chain of command all the way down from the very beginning: we were big, macho, butch occupiers—the modern equivalent of the Romans at the height of their empire.

Well, we weren't (and the Romans weren't all that Romanesque as far as some of their occupations were concerned, anyway).

The question, Mr. Shakes, isn't one of "Where did we go wrong?" That begs the obvious: We were wrong from the very beginning.

You can't 'go' to where you already are.


The Dark Wraith would recommend that Americans in the future take note of handbaskets before getting in and then complaining about the ride, the destination, and the wood splinters.

Fri Dec 22, 10:15:02 AM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Minstrel Boy,

I think my favorite decription of the British Army was the American retort to the "Overpaid, oversexed and over here" quip. You probably already know it but here it is, just in case: "Underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower."

Fri Dec 22, 10:20:50 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Or the one about the private contractors: prepaid, perplexed, and over budget.

Fri Dec 22, 10:33:28 AM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith:

Isn't it interesting how the threads of the same article seem to take on a character and life of their very own? That's my main pleasure with crossposting. Thank you for the opportunity.

For a boots on the ground perspective of the opening months of Iraq I cannot recommend highly enough Generation Kill by Evan Wright to be read along with One Bullet Away by Nathaniel Frick. They are both memiors of the same Marine Force Recon unit which was in the vangaurd of the invasion from the perspective of the embedded reporter and the platoon leader. They were written separately, but factually they are in concert. The main thing I have gotten from the accounts and writings I have gotten from the folks who went in first is that they encountered the beginnings of the insurgency as soon as the crossed the berm. There was no provision made for the mass surrenders of the Iraqi army. (which by the way cost us our position as the favorite force in the world to surrender to because of our ample food, and reputation for humane and honorable treatment of prisoners, that's all gone now) The mad rush to Bagdhad is rapidly followed by insane hunkering down inside the city. There are six weeks of rapid movement and maneuver, often in the face of stiff civilian resistance. Followed by nothing. No orders, no guidance, nothing. They were truly like the proverbial dog chasing a car that catches it. There was a huge "Now what?" moment. Nobody there knew what to do next. The Shia of Sadr city went immediately out on a reprisal campaign and the soldiers and marines on the scene were told to keep their hands off even when the butchery was happening right in front of their positions. They were ordered not to interfere with the looting. They were ordered to stand there and watch the planting of the bitter fruit we are eating right now.

The main difference I have seen between the soldier today and the men I served with is that these guys shoot and kill. Most of the draftees and other unwilling warriors of Viet Nam, Korea and even WWII were not killers. They were shooters who pointed their weapons and jerked their triggers in a frenzy of adreneline. I was one of the exceptions. I was an aiming son of a bitch. It even got me a psych evaluation because it was so rare as to be almost considered an aberration. I got through the evaluation by reciting the NRA gun safety rules "don't point if you're not going to shoot, don't shoot if you're not ready to kill, identify your target beyond all doubt, sight, exhale, and squeeze gently, maintain sight picture until the target falls" all basic stuff out in the woods where i grew up. i figured since the targets were human i could leave out the "don't kill anything you're not going to eat" part though.

There was a lot of macho posturing back in the hootches about "confirmed kills" and personal "body counts" but as effective a rifleman as I was I never got into that. I didn't count coup, take trophies, or go into the savagery or cruelty that can abound in a war zone. I could be violent. Yes indeed. I could even be exremely ruthless in my performance of the duties required. (I pulled some sniper details) But my main purpose was to get myself and my immediate unit through our missions and our tour then home again as safely and mentally unfucked as I could.

The kids I see walking around now are celebratory killers. It worries me.

Fri Dec 22, 12:20:35 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Minstrel Boy, you nailed a chord in me with your comment. The yee-haw attitude from these youth, and they are, worries me as well. "Winning the hearts and minds" is a strategy that our government obviously doesn't care much about. In my experience the worst place you can place someone is in a corner with no way out. They will attack, everytime.

I don't even pretend to be as intelligent and articulate as anyone who comments here, but in my mind wars are simply bad for business. The majority involved get screwed or killed, and only a very few prosper. At the expense of the majority.

Negotiate, damnit!! Talk with your potential antagonists, and work like hell to ensure that they don't become real antagonists. The unbelievable amount of $$ that has been sunk in the rathole of Iraq, well what if instead we had spent it on rebuilding our own infrastructure? It completely boggles my mind.

All we have done is to more completely ruin our reputation and ability to work with the international community for nothing more than the utter destruction of another sovereign nation. I don't give a shit who is their boss, that's not my problem.

Until the usa begins to act in the interest of the international community, and that means within the prerogative of the UN, and not just the security council, I feel we're really fucked.

Fri Dec 22, 03:26:44 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Yes, we are screwed. We are being run by incompetent fascist wannabes.

It's horrific, and it's disgusting.

This is what should have resulted from every other imperialist undertaking we have ever tried, but unfortunately we were largely so successful with those that generations ago we lost our collective soul about such matters.

Now the chickens have come home to roost.

This is the Baby Boom Generation's Vietnam, and it's far, far, far worse than that was.

- oddjob

Oh, and the comments about the government political leadership and corporate leadership being two arms of the same entity just reminded me yet again of the prescience of President Eisenhower.......

(Sob.......)

Sat Dec 23, 12:15:04 AM EST  
 Queen Mum II blogged...

Good Evening Dark Wraith:

This is my first time to comment on your very interesting and informative postings.

I have a question for you. If you were given control of every facet of this war, what would Dark Wraith do? (WWDWD) Really, someone must have a solution and I am nominating you.

Best regards.

Sat Dec 23, 12:53:09 AM EST  
 Progressive Traditionalist blogged...

Good Morning, Mr Wraith.

An interesting and informative article, as to be expected.

I was turning this over in my mind as I read the comments here, about the death of this truck driver, and the issue of deservedness.

I work with several different chemicals, mercury, benzenes, phosgene, ammonia (anhydrous & aqua), et al. I work on a project I don't particularly approve of, but it pads my wallet in a really good way. Were something then to happen to me, would it then be deserved?

A few months back, on this project I was working on, an electrician got fried (parboiled, I believe, would be the correct term) in the turbine area of a power plant during the blowdown after the chemical flush (I'm saying the thing wasn't at full operating pressure). Some company man opened a valve he had no business opening with men working in that area, and this electrician got cooked.

It was a tragedy; not the kind where you fall over in a slump, but the minor kind where you keep on going, because it happened to someone else. No one talked of how the electrician deserved his parboiling. But everyone understood that he knew the risks when he went in there. There were other places he could be working at.

Same with me. I understand the risks going in. I could die any day I go in. I keep going.

A couple of months ago, I had an offer from KBR (state-side). In the past few months, one of my co-workers has left to Germany to work on a chip plant there, another went off-shore.

Iraq was a choice for this driver, and there were other options for him. It doesn't make it any less of a tragedy. And it doesn't make it the end of the world.

Now that that's settled, the issue of savages remains. Was this company man a savage for parboiling this electician?

I don't think so. And I can only hope that the men who killed this driver later that evening, sitting around, said one to the other, "We made a terrible mistake today."

Sat Dec 23, 03:53:14 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

Dark Wraith
I am comeing to the conclusion that we,as a nation,are about to pay a blood price equal to the blood of the innocent that has be shed in our dark journey into empire.
It is becomeing clear to those who are looking,war with Iran is a near certainty.What is also as certain is the effect this will have on the house of cards ,[smoke and mirrors] that constitutes our "economy"
When we strike Iran,the resulting targeting of the oil infrastructure of the world by local shia,or the.mil forces of the various powers that be in the area,will leave scrap iron and smokin holes where the lifeblood of the world economy now flows.I have this gut-tearing sickening feeling that this is the plan.
Think.
Darth Cheny,Mumblenuts,Kindasleeze Rice all will be faceing some ice-cold,pisses-off congresscritters with long lists of questions about the looting of the treasury,the ongoing hellish bloodbath that is Iraq,and best of all.Just what did the chinese say privately to "helicopter" Berneke[sp?] the new fed chair,to make him look old,ashen,and scared.{Sending every heavy in our .gov delegation back looking like corrupt 3rd world chumps made me feel embarrassed for my country.}
The payback for allowing this sick twisted P.O.S. and his crew to run our country may well be the destruction of all we love and cherish. A economic collapse the likes the world has never seen is starting to look possible,even probible,given the interlocking,crossconections of world trade,derivitives,and the oil dependencies.
You said, in a previous discussion, that the wealthy elite would scarcly notice a collapse of this nature.I disagree.We are so dependent on oil for our very existence,that a disruption of the kind I decribe will hit ALL of us so hard the survival of western style civization would be in question
It would ironic,if the scion of the wealthy,the true face of, and the best /worst example of a "class" or"caste"of the us...was the dumbfuck that walked into the war that destroyed truely rich and poor alike,and left a bitter ruined exhasted america...stone broke.It would please me if you can think of a reason,or 6,that I am incorrect in my train of thought.

Sat Dec 23, 05:39:49 AM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

By the time that frame was shot, every one of the supply trucks in the convoy had been disabled. Every one of them. The supply line had been disrupted.

And?

I point out that US military doctrine mentions "culminating power" - that is, applying enough destruction to either annilate the enemy or make him percieve that continued resistance is not worthwhile. Under US military doctrine, "disabling" the convoy was not enough. Your distinction is irrelevant.

but that does mean the tactical objective had been achieved with 100% success.

You're assuming that the Iraqis had any tactical objective that they could recognise. You're also assuming that the tactical objective is seperated from teh strategic objective.

The Iraqi objective, such as it is, is not to disrupt supplies to a force prior to destruction through formal engagement by another force. It is to make occupying Iraq too expensive to continue.
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That's the end of the drivers' involvement because they were unarmed.

These "unarmed civilians" were supporting an occupying military force, do you agree?

Yes, those heroic bitches who dragged that guy out of his truck deserved any level of firepower that would have been laid to their savage asses.

So much nobler to murder people with bombs from 20,000 feet than to use rocks at point blank range.

I swear to God, what is it with this attitude that comes out like, "It's 'fair game' to butcher an unarmed American in cold blood while we weep for the innocent Iraqis?"

Learn to read. It is fair game to kill an unarmed American if they are part of the support for an army that has invaded and occupyed your nation.

It was not fucking cold blood, Wraith. The Americans were in Iraq, not America. They were in Iraq because they were doing a job. This job involved supporting the US army. They are as much fair game as that US army.

None of them deserve what war does to human lives, bodies, and spirits.

I agree. However, the blame should be laid on the person who iniated the war.

Let's get priorities in order.

Fine. In Somalia, gunmen shooting at US soldiers hid behind women and children who ran out to shield them. The US troops fired on the women, the children and the gunmen.

This was not a warcrime. Although horrid, it is not even considered wrong.

The "unarmed civilians" in Iraq supporting the US army are in the same category as the Somalian "civilians" who tried to shield those gunmen.

If you were in my squad and I saw you dragging an unarmed man out of a truck, stripping him naked, and stoning him to death, you'd be damned lucky if I didn't grab an AK-47 and put you out of your misery. Absent that, I'd see you up on charges under the UCMJ.

And if this "unarmed man" was an integral part of the machine that had bombed, invaded and occupied your country?

THEY WERE NOT INNOCENTS, Wraith. Their "unarmed civilian" status is meaningless.

If your country invaded mine, I'd be doing my level best to kill every American soldier I could find, every civilian running support for the US army, and every American official trying to impose conquerors law on my nation.

We've killed untold thousands of innocent Iraqis.

You have my permission to kill any Iraqi that is supplying an army occupying America. Go for it.

But spare me the double standard.

What double standard? My claim is that these "civilians" are as much fair game as the US troops in Iraq. There is a distinct difference between Iraqi civilians in Iraq who did not threaten the US, or even Iraqi soldiers in Iraq trying to defend their country, and US troops in Iraq as well as the civilians supporting them.

Those trucks were down, Phoenician; making that happen was an act of war.

The war was declared when the US invaded a sovereign nation in violation of the Nuremberg principles.

Those truck drivers were unarmed civilians;

Those truck drivers were part of the supply mechanism for an occupying army, and thus valid targets.

butchering them was an act of savagery.

Killing them is legitimate. I don't speak for the means by which they died, since I don't know who actually did it.

I'm glad as Hell we weren't being so objective about the Nazi wolf pack subs sinking merchant marine ships like hundreds and hundreds of "fair game" rocks in the first half of the 20th Century.

Dude, the US did exactly the same thing to the Japanese. And they were right to do so.

I believe that Iraqis have some form of moral right to resist the occupation of their country - to shoot at US troops. Just as the French had that right against the Nazis, or the Afghans had against the Soviet Union.

And I believe that the Americans supplying those troops in Iraq, whether "unarmed civilians" or not, are as legitimate as targets as the troops themselves.

If it were my country (cue "Sleeping Dogs"), I'd want to do the same. If it were your country (cue "Red Dawn"), so would you.

Sat Dec 23, 06:06:40 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Progressive Traditionalist, and thank you for taking the time to offer some commentary.

To the matter of the tragedy that befell your co-worker and the relationship of that incident to what happened to the Halliburton drivers, I strongly suspect that you see the difference between an awful accident caused by a malfeasant act and the deliberate execution of unarmed men.

Almost everyone involved in productive work takes risks, some of which are known, some of which are not; perhaps some of the latter should be, but that's a matter of awareness going in, deductive reasoning that occurs on the job, and induction from circumstances encountered there. Recently in Great Britain, news media have been carrying the story of the five prostitutes who were slain by what some breathless newspapers describe as a modern Jack the Ripper. Surely those women understood the risks involved in prostitution: they must ply their trade at night, they deal with men whose sexuality is often blurred with problematic, even monstrously deviant overall mental states, and they act deliberately and with knowledge aforethought in a criminal enterprise (and whether or not it ought to be is another matter). They knew the risks; but does that mean that they merited violent deaths? More to the point, does that mean we should not hunt down the one who meted out that "punishment," prosecute him, make him a brutishly treated example to society, and punish him with appalling harshness?

I know very well you wouldn't even so much as contemplate allowing that murderer to enjoy continued, unfettered practice of his ways; and I know with certainty that you would have great qualms about saying those women "deserved" what became of them, despite the fact that they knew very well (or they most certainly should have) the risks associated with their chosen profession.

The jobs of a soldier—be he an American, a Brit, an Iraqi, an Israeli, a Russian, or one of hundreds of other flags and provisions—are many. Within those jobs are some that have the grim task of killing human beings identified by their sovereigns or by circumstances on the ground as "enemy." If I am a combat soldier, that task specifically means that I am supposed to take human lives. That is an awful, awful line of work, and the risks involved are many. One of those risks is that, because the enemy should have the same task as I, that soldier will take my life. In the mind-altering heat of battle, it will probably not bother me that I am killing real, living, breathing human beings. Later, I might lament what I did; but in the moment, my task is to kill someone who wants to kill me or otherwise disrupt my mission. I should do my work effectively, thoroughly, and with excellence. Given that this particular work is by its nature the very epitome of violence, I should include no small amount of ferocity in the prosecution of my task; but I most certainly cannot allow ferocious action to slip into consequential, counter-productive, destructive rage.

As I explained to Peter of Lone Tree previously in this thread, once those Iraqis had destroyed the trucks, their tactical mission was completed, at least from the perspective of the American soldiers. Now, that might not have been the perspective of the Iraqis, but one of the tasks of the American soldiers is to do everything possible to shape the battlefield and its participating killers. In the incident on that video, that meant ensuring that every additional moment those Iraqis stayed in the kill zone increased their chances of dying. Wasting their time on vengeance against unarmed civilians is something they need to be taught is bad tactical mission designation. If I am an American soldier, I must convey to them the risk of moving from legitimate attack to wanton savagery: specifically, I want them to move from risk to experience in the consequences of dragging civilians out of their disabled trucks, stripping them naked, and stoning them to death.

I am no cultural relativist when it comes to acts of war, and neither, I might add, have been societies for thousands of years. This was apparent as far back as Peter the Great, who was struck by translations of the laws of the lands he conquered. Everywhere he went, he found that, within the body of such laws, there always seemed to exist a common core of principles. Among those were rules of engagement in war and the treatment of non-combatants. The Roman senator Cicero and others viewed this universal set of core values expressed in law as jus gentium, the "law of nations," arising from some altogether fascinating jus naturalis, "natural law." Certainly, at least to some extent, those ancient legal minds were actually seeing a common linguistic and very ancient commonality of culture that only looked, after millenia of tribal diaspora, to be "universal," but the principle still stands as an excellent starting point both for our expectations of ourselves and for our expectations of those with whom we interact, both civilly and violently.

I might very well be disgusted with Halliburton and other private contractors feeding at the bloody teat of war. I might be every bit as disgusted with men who would work for that company and enrich themselves in a war zone (although I have to be quite careful about just how outraged I can be at everything, given that I keep filling my vehicle with gasoline).

In the very same breath, my friend, I can peer outside my window here at night and be absolutely disgusted by the whores walking around this apartment complex plying their trade, feeding the blanket of criminal activity that involves drugs and drive-by action. I can be thoroughly and utterly justified in thinking that those prostitutes are every bit responsible for the criminality that has infected the schools around here; the way police treat everyone in this apartment complex; the haughty, self-righteous mean-spiritedness of the city council; and the degraded, nearly rotted core of the local civil society. The prostitutes don't deserve to die, though, and anyone who would kill them deserves unspeakable retribution by the professionals tasked to handle such matters.

The same goes for Halliburton workers. Despite the evil to which they contribute, they do not deserve to be killed the way those men were; and I stand by my description of their killers as savages, and I stand by my lack of remorse for the way professionals handle such men.

If we don't like war, then we should find other means of conflict resolution. If we don't like unspeakable retributive justice, then we should not be in situations where we must carry it out.

I am sure, Progressive Traditionalist, that you and I will both work, each in his separate ways, to the end of a reaching a world where we need not see foreign children killed in battles by our people and their weaponry, where we need not have our own young adults learning how to be effective killers, and where we need not have American civilians working as support personnel for criminal occupations promoted by blood-thirsty corporations like Halliburton.

Unfortunately, my friend, even if we one day get to that promised land of a far more peaceful world—and I cannot dismiss that small but real possibility—I shall not be joining you there. As I noted in a previous comment, the blood on my hands and my personal share of responsibility for what we have done inform me that I would not be particularly welcome, especially by those who think they have no blood on their hands nor personal responsibility for what we as a nation have done.



The Dark Wraith will rest for a while, now.

Sat Dec 23, 11:12:59 AM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith:

I can also add in that one thing I discarded in the hope of finding that some, small shreds of mental health survive with my battered body is that whole "moral relativism" question. I do not apologise for the things that happened to and around me. It. Was. War. Pure and simple. Having done multiple tours in the zone I got to see the practices that I thought were wrong (maybe even evil) and the ones that I thought had a chance of redeeming bits of my soul. During my second tour I was in the operation area of a very enlightened Marine officer. A colonel Braxton. He had concluded that the peasantry of our little area were the real prize. The people, their houses and fields, the small crops that they grew. Those were our objectives. We wanted to forge a little place where they could plant, tend, and harvest, and then keep and profit from that harvest. When that attitude, and the course of action held that goal, the people were with us. Those of us who spoke the langauge (and there were never, ever, enough of us) went out daily into the fields and lanes of the village. Talking with "our" people. Learning about the things they felt they needed, we also learned about their dreams. We weren't able to build them a school. It would have become a target to inviting to ignore. We did, however, fiercely defend them when they gathered with their children to teach them. We extended that defense of "our" village to include the ARVN and regional government officials. I, in time, came to view them as just as vile an enemy of "my" folks as I viewed the people coming in from the north. The thing was, under that policy. Simple, little things like trust, empathy, affection, understanding and a resolve to defend with my life the lives of those people produced the environment where those people soon had my back against all others also. Over and over I found myself called aside to hear about "my cousin, two villages over, says that the northerners are gathering at. . ." or "i was out gathering mangos and i saw tracks. . ." I was not viewed as a foriegn occupier anymore. I felt like Yul Brenner in "The Magnificent 7."

As far as "non-combatants," that is a fine line for others to draw. I not only went after the trucks that carried the supplies of my enemies, I tried to maximize the damage I could inflict. If I had a tunnel to bomb and I could bomb that tunnel while the trucks were inside of it, so much the better. Same with bridges and supply dumps. Why just blow up the fuel depot when there's a chance to blow up a fuel depot and a convoy? You're right though. The descent into wanton cruelty is wrong. It serves no purpose other than to satisfy brutal and savage urges in the hearts of brutal and savage people. If the truck driver needs to die, kill him. Don't waste the time to strip and stone when one bullet or one stroke of the machete will suffice. I would tell insurgents I was training the same thing. Don't waste the time, get it done and move on to the next task. I didn't tell them that they would thank me for that counsel on lonely dark nights much later in their lives.

Sat Dec 23, 11:55:44 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, snuffy.

I must caution that a thin but extraordinary layer of society has, indeed, already fully and effectively insulated itself from a possible, severe economic downturn. The movements of capital into robust financial instruments has troubled me greatly.

You must understand, snuffy, that this socio-economic layer is not the well-to-do yuppies, or even the rich that are often seen on television. I am talking about a considerably higher and far different stratum. Perhaps Karl Marx's terminology, as in the "controllers of resources," is appropriate. I note that, when I have students read The Communist Manifesto, they often think of the controllers of resources as being like the very rich people of whom they are aware, and I have to disabuse them of that assignment.

It was only when I was in business as a consultant that I began to come into contact with the types of people in the economic stratosphere. I had been drawn into a band of very young, well-to-do men who wanted to move from the bourgeois class into that higher layer. They were rather effectively blowing money in a high-risk gamble to be in the zone of the extraordinarily wealthy, and they believed that my skills in finance would be part of their gambit.

Snuffy, I saw places and people and things that to this day just leave me amazed. There really is a world of which most people have only the faintest idea. Wealth moving across generations, even across centuries; ways of engaging in business; means of entertainment: it's all there, but we just don't see it, not in our lives, not in television personalities. It is sometimes portrayed for us in books and movies, but for the most part we either dismiss its actual reality or we imagine it as merely one extension of "wealth" as we might anticipate ourselves maybe one day achieving. But it really isn't; it's someplace else, someplace you and I will never reach.

It is these people, snuffy, to whom I am referring when I talk about the rich and powerful getting out of the way of something really bad coming down the highway. They have already done so. The residual exposures they have at this time are nothing but pocket change to them.

That is, by the way and unfortunately, why the world will go on even if there is an ugly, nearly global economic meltdown. In my judgment, that scenario isn't going to play out, but one where we in the United States get whipped into the dirt is somewhat likely, although not inevitable and certainly not something that will happen overnight.

But take this to heart, snuffy: however bad it gets, neither you nor I can do anything about it, and neither you nor I can get out of its way. We simply can't. So it is best for our own peace of mind if we just relax, prepare ourselves as we can within our limited resources, and then wait.

If we're lucky, we'll die before anything really bad happens. If we're even luckier, we shall be buried in unmarked graves so our descendents won't know where to dig to bring us back up and give us a good thrashing for what we did to cause their miserable condition.


The Dark Wraith always likes to deliver hopeful thoughts on a Saturday afternoon.

Sat Dec 23, 05:41:34 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Phoenician.

I shall allow your counter to my response to stand, and I shall do so only in part to keep it from getting beyond the point where other readers can make compact assessments. More important is the matter of allowing for a difficult dialogue—without flogging the subject matter into the ground or inappropriately taking advantage of my situation as the publisher—that gives evidence of the wide range of thinking about war and all of its indications, which include implications both in terms of how we as individuals view crises and in terms of how we come together to formulate a way forward.

I am, of course, hopeful that such a way forward is to the purpose and end of getting out of this ungodly mess into which we have taken ourselves and peoples of other nations.

And I am, of course, always glad to have your comments here.



The Dark Wraith prepares for the necessary, if not entirely welcome, Holiday spirit.

Sat Dec 23, 07:55:37 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Queen Mum II, and welcome to The Dark Wraith Forums. I am always glad when those who have been quiet readers feel sufficiently welcome to offer comments and questions.

What would Dark Wraith do?

Funny you should ask that. I have gone back and forth in my mind on whether or not to write an article offering a systematic means by which we could resolve the Iraqi crisis we created; but every time I start getting serious about walking through the logical chains of events and necessary set-ups to make those events have a decent probability of leading to desirable ends, I learn more about the situation, and my wonderful ideas become entirely unrealistic.

In my heart of hearts, knowing full well as I do that it simply will not happen, I want to see the Iraqi government release Saddam Hussein to the custody of Sunni authorities. Saddam is the only person who has proven his ability to control the unwieldy, utterly artificial nation we call "Iraq," and he did so through a combination of brilliant political/military governance and brutal repression.

We are now seeing that what the media panted about as his horrific excesses were in many cases precisely against the interests that are now tearing the nation apart, as will inevitably happen without a dictator in iron-fisted control of it. If it is, indeed, the case that he went to the extent of crimes against humanity with his attacks on Kurds in the northern part of the country, may he burn in Hell or at least live in fear for his life from an emergent and powerful Kurdistan. However, I cannot accept with absolute certainty anything the U.S. government says, or even anything the United Nations says when its information is derived at least in part from our resources. That is the price the United States government pays for lying to me. It is a price everyone should exact from this government, particularly when this government makes statements that sound like predicates to and justification for international violence.

Now, to the point of your question. We are not going to get a decent solution to the crisis in Iraq, regardless of what we do now. We are going to have to lose, and losing will entail such a degradation of our circumstances that we'll end up in a situation similar to the final day and hours we were in Vietnam.

That is not to say that we are going to be watching TV images of helicopters pulling up and away from rooftops in Baghdad; but when we finally come to grips with having lost in Iraq, it will be every bit as degrading while at the same time being every bit as deniable as a retreat by our defeated forces.

George W. Bush and his neo-con cronies will never admit that we finally lost. Neither will the Republicans. In fact, neither will the Democrats. Every politician who wants a political future will describe the awful end as something other than what it will be, and a good majority of Americans will go along with the lie, even if they do not support the particular politicians who pump it through the compliant mainstream media.

The issue is not one of win or lose for us, but rather one of how to lay the groundwork for something resembling long-term stability in the region we disrupted. Realistically, in the early stages of laying that groundwork, we should construct a fabric of annexation partners for the major factional interests involved. For the Sunnis, that would be Saudi Arabia.

Interestingly, a useful play would be to move the Shi'ites into partnership with Syria, specifically creating an opportunity for Syria to slightly moderate for the opportunity while at the same time putting a small wedge into the long-standing (but not nearly as cozy as the media make it sound) relationship it has with Iran. (As a fellow from the Middle East explained to me several years ago, "The Syrians are assholes, but the Iranians are worse than that." I didn't press for exactly what was worse than assholes, fearing as I did that he would enlighten me.)

In that same vein, we would certainly want Russia to have some role in working with the Shi'ites, simply because Russia is so corrupt that it would be a tapeworm on Shi'ite ambitions to become anything more than a relatively comfortable, if permanently rather weakened, sovereign entity, given Syria's penchant for political tom-foolery and Russia's penchant for economic thuggery.

The Kurds are somewhat problematic, but that's okay. Allowing a flourishing relationship between that entity as a sovereign nation and Israel serves quite a few purposes, although it will be a long-term thorn in the side of Arab anti-Zionists. You see, Israel is building major, crucial political/business ties with Turkey, which is all kinds of unhappy about the prospect of an independent Kurdistan. But that's just the idea. As I've pointed out before, putting Israel in the economically necessary position of having to defend vital political ties to both Turkey and Kurdistan could (and I emphasize could) be a way to move the Jewish state toward greater maturity in its foreign policy. In other words, sometimes, when you put an irresponsible fellow in charge of raising two kids who hate each other, he learns how to grow up and stop running around the streets doing his own violent thing. It's a long shot, but I think it just might work.

Moreover, getting Kurdistan in order and creating an economic interdependence among Turkey, Kurdistan, and Israel would be a decent buttress that would be useful in containing Iran and quite possibly could be of huge assistance in Iran's inevitable transition away from the dangerously theocratic state it now is. I have been following for some months now a strong, progressive movement in Iran; but unfortunately, the most promising of its inspirations are being ignored by the West, particularly by our own CIA as well as MI-6, which are bull-headedly obsessed with exiles of the Iraqi National Congress/Ahmed Chalabi type. Inside Iran right now are simmering, low-flying potential leaders using largely non-violent means to attract interest while at the same time vexing the mullahs about what to do with them. It is those kinds of prospective leaders—not the hillbillie trouble-making bombers in Iran and the Iranian exiles making idiotic press releases and publishing ridiculous "intelligence" documents—we need to be paying attention to and covertly supporting.

Now, as far as the word "partition" goes, that terminology and the very concept underpinning it need to be shot. Iraq can disintegrate into three states without some imposed border that advances Western interests. Neo-cons, including men like Douglas Feith, were drooling in the 1990s about a fractured Iraq where mini-states would be too weak to resist American corporate/government interests. Contemplating that we have any knowledge about how Iraq should actually disassemble is just a further pursuit of our already proven ability to make any mess even worse.

As bad as it sounds, Queen Mum, we need to let the Iraqis carve their repective nations out by blood. Our job should be to muster the United Nations to set a limit on how long that period should last before the combatants are hauled by their respective partners to the table for a settlement of borders. You will note that, above, I used the term "annexation" partners, which I used to convey the point that the politically strong should serve as guarantors in a relatively brief but iron-fisted transitional period for the new nation-states to meet rigorous milestones on the way to provisional recognition by the international community as embodied in the United Nations.

That means, among other things, that we must have the United Nations provide a large, robust, and committed contingent of peacekeepers to the border regions.

And while I'm on that subject, this is where I shall once again promote one of my most earnest proposals. We here in the United States need to reconstruct our own "military" into a much subtler entity better adapted to the challenges, both internally and internationally, of the 21st Century. Specifically, I am a supporter of required national service for citizens, but only under the circumstance where that national service requirement could be carried out in one of three branches of a new National Force: either 1) a traditional armed force; 2) a domestic force similar to the National Guard (but never permitted to fight overseas); or 3) a peacekeeping force that exclusively services internationally sanctioned peacekeeping missions across the globe.

Okay, now I'm getting so far off track from my planned manner of answering your question that I've probably put everyone to sleep. The good news is that I've actually set forth more of my thinking than I thought I would be able to at this stage.

I need to stop, now. The snoring from my readers is most distracting.



The Dark Wraith just hates it when people send him thank-you e-mails for curing their insomnia.

Sat Dec 23, 09:16:36 PM EST  
 trog69 blogged...

Good morning, DW and accomplices.

Knowing well how hard it is to not respond when told, piecemeal, how wrong you are, a 'golf clap' to The Dark Wraith for agreeing to disagree with Phoenician in a time of Romans. I should add, at the risk of never becoming Teacher's Pet, that I lean toward piator's viewpoint, if only because that wasn't my son in those trucks.

Sun Dec 24, 02:24:43 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, trog69.

That willingness to allow for diversity of views is what separates us from the lower animals and the Republicans... but I repeat myself, there.

To move forward on a dialogue concerning Iraq and broader issues indicated by that mess, I have published—in somewhat expanded form with foreword—my response to Queen Mum II as an article over at Big Brass Blog.


The Dark Wraith awaits the further slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Sun Dec 24, 09:55:53 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

The Dark Wraith awaits the further slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

But, we need to know: for how long you will wait and what type of reply you will tender. Will it be:

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

Sun Dec 24, 12:01:27 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Yet well thy soul hath brook'd the turning tide
With that untaught innate philosophy,
Which, be it wisdom, coldness, or deep pride,
Is gall and wormwood to an enemy.
When the whole host of hatred stood hard by,
To watch and mock thee shrinking, thou hast smil'd
With a sedate and all-enduring eye;
When Fortune fled her spoil'd and favourite child,
He stood unbow'd beneath the ills upon him pil'd.


~Lord Byron (George Gordon)

Sun Dec 24, 10:29:26 PM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

So very interesting, Dark Wraith. I'll have to re-read everything to really get my teeth into it. I do have to comment though that I see this mess as a result of of cruel capitalists trying to run a war.

Tue Dec 26, 10:49:48 AM EST  
 Joe blogged...

Seeing as correct use of language is given a high priority on this page (as it should be), I wanted to point out a pet peeve of mine:

"It was not fucking cold blood, Wraith. The Americans were in Iraq, not America. They were in Iraq because they were doing a job. This job involved supporting the US army. They are as much fair game as that US army."

...That second part makes it sound like killing Americans is a reasoned, deliberate activity...WHICH IS WHAT COLD BLOODED MURDER MEANS

People usually use "cold blooded" murder to mean bad/immoral homocide, when it in fact refers to a state of mind.

Opinion:
On a side note, it seems to me that if any form of murder could be deemed moral, it would be cold blooded murder. Although I doubt that my insight will change the popular misconception... I don't think that "cold blooded murder is good" would play well in the blue states...or the red states...I'd have to frame it better. Something like, "We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here"...but then I've left out the whole part about murder. Let me rework it and get back to you...

Tue Dec 26, 02:21:00 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I don't think most people equate murder with war. You need to accomodate the war issues involved here since war necessarily means what in peacetime would be widespread cold blooded murder.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 27, 09:16:17 AM EST  
 joe blogged...

I was wrong in my comment not add the distinction between cold-blooded-murder and cold-blooded-casualty-of-war, since the nuances comparing the two was a main topic of discussion.

I think that what the US is doing in Iraq is cold-blooded-murder on the strategic level and cold/hot-blooded-casualties-of-war on the tactical level. The administration is killing Iraqis because they fear the consequences of failure, not because the Iraqis pose a military threat to the United States (posing a military threat to US military forces occupying another nation does not count as posing a military threat to the US). Killing because of economic/cultural/egotistical fear is murder. Whether murder to protect the economic interests/power of the nation is good or evil for the President to do? I lack the moral clarity to conclude, but its morality is definitely not protected through the fog of war.

The soldiers (I’m assuming that we’re talking about good-hearted soldiers; the vast majority) are killing Iraqis because they have a military mission to accomplish and because the soldiers are under threat. Killing because you’re threatened is not murder in my book (of course, like many of you, I could write a 100 page thesis on why ANY act of killing is wrong/right, so to cut things short I’m just going to go with my visceral morality and say it’s not wrong). Killing because it’s the mission (i.e. you’re told to) is what soldiers do, and although arguing for/against it you would need a 500 page thesis (1000 page if you include the holocaust), armies and fighting seems to be ingrained in the human condition for the time being, so I’m going to cut-off the argument there and give the boys/girls in uniform the benefit of the doubt…especially because I have never worn it.

So oddjob, what I mean to say is that I’m incorporating war issues on the side of the soldiers (I should have done it in the first post), not on the side of the administration.

Wed Dec 27, 11:36:21 AM EST  

       

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Exits at the Bus Station

The writer konagod, cross-posting at Big Brass Blog, published an article entitled, "Lesson in History: Dinosaurs Were on Noah's Ark," describing the school district in New Jersey where a 12-year-old student complained about a teacher who for days was aggressively promoting fundamentalist, literalist Christianity to his students. It seems that, although the teacher has received some unspecified censure, the student who registered the complaint (and who documented the harangue of proselytizing by secret recordings) has been subjected to everything from condemnation by some in the community to an actual death threat.

The comment thread for that article by konagod has been lively. The Fat Lady Sings expressed what might be the sentiment of many progressives with her comment:
I have really had it with these holier than thou hypocrites. So they want the student expelled and killed do they? Fine. Then they can get out. I mean it. Get the fuck out. Go join the Taliban in Afghanistan where ignorance is bliss and women are expected to perform like whores. I’m sure they’d like it fine there. Of course – they’d have to change allegiance form Jesus to Mohammed – but who cares - right? It’s the end result that matters – a theocracy. So I say lets all go to Kearny High School, pack up these assholes shit and send ‘em to the Middle East where their inflexibility and single-mindedness will be appreciated.
As an annex to her comment, and in no small part intended as a taunt to the fundamentalists, I offered the following:
Actually, The Fat Lady Sings, it seems to me that the worst punishment to visit upon these mental dwarves is to force them to live in a culture where the age-old concept of liberal education is forced down their throats every day of their lives.

Lord knows, I do my part at the college level to take religionists' kids and corrupt their minds to the point where they slowly become an abomination to their parents and the culture of ignorance.

My efforts don't get results all the time, but I do get results in more than a few cases. It just delights me to no end to see my work pay off in a young person who slowly grows out of the hateful baby fat of smothering ignorance. Mom and Dad won't be pleased at all, of course; but, hey, they can register for classes, too, and get with it.

Otherwise, they can stay at home and twist their hearts out at a world moving on (and taking their kids) without them.

And as for that school, when a district gets that out of control, reputable institutions of higher learning begin to shy away from the kids: scholarships and other academic opportunities begin to dry up. Eventually, the brighter parents in the community realize that their kids can't go anywhere but to the local Bible Beater University, and the employment opportunities for grads from that place are surprisingly limited. If they've got a nearby, regional community college that has open admissions, they find out fairly quickly that "open admissions" means "we'll take your money until you flunk so many times you can't get any more student loans, and that means it's time to go to work at Taco Bell and start paying off the ones you've already accrued and have nothing to show for."

Yes, it's that harsh, and I have no problem with being a part of that long-term corrective process. Every semester, I deal with a cluster of students from a community just like the one in konagod's article, and the failure rate is nearly 100% for those kids in college classes. This has been going on for a very long time, and it's finally soaking in at school district meetings out there: something's got to give, and it isn't going to be higher education that yields. High drop-out rates; high out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates; meth abuse that's running rampant among the kids; all kinds of rumors of really weird-ass stuff going on with the teenagers and even weirder-ass stuff going on in small groups of adults in the town; and, of course, those nearly 100% failure rates at the college level.

Ouch. Yeah, something's got to give.

Eventually, deviant communities learn a modicum of self-control. If they don't, we've got plenty of kids from decent high schools who are ready to go to real colleges and then go out into the work force with real educational credentials.

That school district can put off making a serious change of course for only so long. Meanwhile, the world will move on.

The Dark Wraith bawls out, "ALL ABOARD!
Unfortunately, as perhaps rightfully should happen, that comment of mine, too flip as it was, proved vulnerable to harsh criticism, delivered in this case by the commenter Aslan365:
Dark Wraith has his head buried. What happens is not that those students can't get into a college and fail when they get there; they simply go to the fundamentalist colleges that are springing up all the time. The money is flowing toward these schools and away from educational institutions--there are enough nuts with big bank balances to found the schools, and enough of the religiously indoctrinated to keep them going. Then they get jobs in Washington. No amount of self-satisfactory dreaming by Dark Wraith or the rest of you impedes this progression one damn bit. It's time to stop ridiculing and start actively engaging the irrational forces loose in this country.
That broadside set me late this afternoon upon a sober mental journey, only partially connected in specifics to what Aslan365 had written.

I shall in the remainder of the present article set aside for some the notion that I know not what I'm talking about as far as higher education goes; but more importantly, whereas sharp criticism is the right of the malevolent commenter, I should lay my own hand to the quality and character of my life and work if I am to get something even remotely close to the condemnation I actually deserve. As such, I offer the following exposition to Aslan365 and to anyone else who can suffer the tediously long read that lies ahead.

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Let's get down to business, Aslan.

I have lived this scenario throughout my professional life as a college teacher. I know exactly what I'm talking about. I've seen liberals lament the supposedly massive funding of those fundamentalist Christian colleges, and I've seen it with my own two eyes because I've taught off and on at some of those very colleges. It's just not happening the way people think, but the damage they do is far worse than if they were merely generating a legion of academically stunted, religiously zealous graduates.

Those religious institutions to which you refer are, indeed, getting money, but it's a mile wide and an inch deep. The schools use the money to construct externally attractive façades, but the core curriculum is often corrupted, as are the infrastructure and essential base of teaching tools, save for those pictured in the brochures and for the tours to sucker in the parents of potential enrollees.

Quite a long while back, I told the following story in a comment here at The Dark Wraith Forums; but while that comment was a rather vague and quite truncated version of how certain incidents went down a couple years ago, here I shall be far less circumspect and much more vivid in details.

My last gig at one of those religious colleges is instructive on several levels. If I were to tell you the name of the college, you might recognize it right away. It has been the beneficiary of large infusions of cash, pretty much all of which has been spent on a few buildings, including the chapel, a student union, and the administrators' offices. These places on campus are just gorgeous, and people see these in the college recruitment brochures and on the campus tours.

The building in which I taught and had my office wasn't in any brochure and never did get included in tours given to parents and their high school-aged kids. My office was in a room on the top floor. It had no heat, so it was unbearable to be in there during the cold months. My classroom on the bottom floor of that building had water pouring into it through the ceiling every time it rained outside. In the warm months, because there was no air conditioning, the entire building was so hot that teaching and learning were quite a challenge, but no one was allowed to open the windows because the hornets would come in from their nests that had been in the overhangs of the roof for so long they could be seen from the street.

This building wasn't the exception, either. One permanent professor there told me I was lucky to be in one of the "good" buildings, falling apart as it was but protected by its status as a landmark.

Now, let's talk about the students. A handful of religious zealots dominated the campus; everyone else just stayed out of their way. During the 2004 Presidential campaign, the voter registration table was in the cafe where a group of old alumni sat around with the young religious bullies loudly yelling vile, sometimes even sick, invectives against Democrats. This went on every day of the week, all to the tune of Fox News blaring on a big TV in the corner.

Aside from the howling religious nuts, most of the students I met wanted to be elsewhere. Many, many of the kids had become disillusioned within the first couple of years of schooling there; some within the first couple of months. They hated the place, and they knew what prospects awaited them on the outside with their degrees. Only those committed to life within a religious community were very much at peace with their educational progress, but the overriding sentiment felt by students was that they were trapped by financial and psychological dependence on their parents and others. I was surprised by how many grasped that they were not getting anything remotely like a genuine, academically challenging, liberal arts college education.

It took a very short amount of time for the student body to figure out that I was an aberration there, someone who had been picked up because both the institution and I were desperate.

Let me now get to the specifics of just how much I have my head in the sand about religious colleges.

The last significant incident in my mind about that place was trying to help a girl in her first semester hide the fact that she'd gotten knocked up by one of the football players. She was scared to death, and the pregnancy was making her a total physical wreck from the get-go. She was a small, mousy girl who could have passed for fourteen. She had little, puffy cheeks that framed large brown eyes she would raise up to me as she kept her head down out of some kind of deference to male authority figures. She trembled in even the slightest chill of autumn breezes. For this story, I shall call her "Ellie."

She was a stunningly good math student, at least at first. After about a month, though, she started missing more and more classes. Not too long after her absences had become a matter of concern to me, one of her friends in the class told me about the pregnancy. An older woman in the class whom I'll call "Janice" was right there at the time and explained to me that this had to stay a secret: Ellie would be expelled if the administration found out. Ellie's friends were covering for her as best they could. In fact, they were covering for more than a few girls. Janice, who lived in the area and picked up classes from time to time at this dump, explained that it was like this every year: girls getting knocked up and trying to hide it so their parents didn't find out and the school didn't hear about it.

Janice, herself, was bitter about the college. It seems that only a matter of weeks before the semester began, she had undergone a hysterectomy, only to realize that the classes she had already paid for would be a real challenge to attend. The college had no handicap access in the old buildings where most of the classes were held. The administration variously claimed the buildings were exempt from requirements under the Americans with Disabilities Act because they're landmarks, or the whole school was exempt because it's a "private religious institution." Whatever. All Janice knew was that she had to have a couple of the big horse-type guys help her up the steep steps so she could get to classes, including mine.

Anyway, Ellie was being torn up by the pregnancy, and her emotional state was something almost indescribable. She came to class only rarely. She'd generally be there if one of her friends in the class told her I was going to do a "surprise" quiz. (I started violating my long-standing policy about not warning of impending quizzes just because I wanted Ellie to know when she simply had to show up at class.)

Meanwhile, Janice—a tough broad who had been everything from a truck driver to an auxiliary law enforcement officer—finally got up the nerve to hint that she could get Ellie to an abortion clinic in the big city. I let her know in no uncertain terms that I would help. That meant I was going to stand ready to pay for the procedure.

My days at that school were numbered, even though I was still lying to myself by thinking that my great teaching would win the day. I had a religious lunatic for a department chairman: he would even sometimes stand outside the closed door to my classroom just so he could listen to my "unacceptable" use of language. In one instance that sent him into a hissy-fit, when I was about to pass back a test, a student asked me how they all did, and with a grin on my face I said, "Well, your tests sucked," to which the students laughed. All except for two, that is: young men with butch haircuts and a mission to tell the school authorities and their parents about every awful, horrible, un-Christian thing that happened at college. Both of those fellows, by the way, were failing my class miserably, and the other students hated their guts, in part because they squealed on everyone and in part because they were otherwise bizarrely withdrawn human beings. As one of them told me as he looked everywhere but into my eyes, "I am in this world, but not of it." (I replied to him with perhaps too much levity that he still had to study for my class and pass my tests or I would flunk his ass cold.)

Returning to the main story, Ellie's friends knew what we were planning, and several of them approached her with the way out of her mess. All I heard about that part was that she couldn't bring herself to reject the idea out of hand, but that she was simply horrified by the very idea of going even further into sin than she already had gotten. She wouldn't even tell anyone who, exactly, it was who got her pregnant; that part was left to one of the other girls at the party where it happened. (The young man, by the way, never suffered any punishment for his role in her pregnancy.)

If Ellie was going to get in even more trouble than she already was, she had no intention of taking anyone else with her. As November progressed, Ellie withdrew even further from those who wanted to help her. She missed the last term exam in my class, and no one volunteered any information about what was going on.

The last time I saw Ellie was in the cafe. The place was eerily empty despite upcoming finals. The TV wasn't even on. But there was Ellie. She was sitting in a chair with her legs pulled up to her; she was curled over in almost a ball. She had her back to the entrance, so she didn't know it was I who had come in until I was just behind her. She turned around and lifted those brown eyes up to me.

That smile across her pale, sunken face nearly made me choke. In her hand she was squeezing a bus ticket. She had nothing but the clothes on her back. Her light flannel hoodie was all that would keep the bitter December wind from her frail body.

I had nothing I could say to her. She'd been ratted out by one of the Christian psycho-bitch enforcers in her dorm. She was expelled, her parents were told about the outrage of it all, and everybody on campus knew she was the latest case study in the wages of sin.

She was so small that she vanished quite easily from that world of decent people.

And there I was. I could have done something about it, but I didn't. All I had was a pat solution that freaked her way too much. I could have put alternatives in front of her: adoption agencies, and not those Christian predators, either; friends who would have gladly taken her in and helped her ride it out if that was her choice. I could have offered her more than a mere cowardly professor's detached, meaningless gestures by proxy. I'd been going extra miles for years, but there I was, off my game, somehow fantasizing for too long that I could make a living for a few years by playing both sides against the middle in that dump. Ellie vanished from my sight while I was standing there flat-footed like every other useless non-player in the high-stakes game of life.

The next semester I got a gig at a regional community college. The first day of the semester, I was out in the smoking area when around the corner came three young men, all from that religious college. They'd had enough, so they were willing to drive more than an hour just to get something approximating a real education.

They all stopped dead in their tracks and stared at me with huge smiles. "Oh my fuckin' God!" one of them said.

I walked right up and shook hands with them, welcoming them to real academia. They were so macho-tough-excited-giddy-laughing-profane. They were so normal, and they were so glad to see a familiar face. I told them I was glad to see them, too; but I told them I was still going to kick their butts if they were unfortunate enough to end up in any of my classes.

They informed me that they were but three examples of a continuing leakage that religious college had of kids who manage to find a way to get out. Apparently, the community college, along with several other colleges and universities in the region, had long been the beneficiaries of that continuing stream of students escaping what would otherwise have been a miserable, pseudo-college experience leading nowhere. One of those young guys even mentioned the "bullshit" that happened to Ellie and how that's the kind of thing that makes students get out of there if they can. It's just that most can't.

There was yet another option I didn't think about in my bag of tricks for Ellie. That community college is dirt cheap, getting a surprisingly generous matrix of subsidies from all kinds of sources.

God Almighty! had I been off my game. What a dumb-ass I'd been through that whole messy experience at that religious Hell-hole.

Four years before, I was running a two-year school that trained paralegals and court reporters. It was in an urban ghetto, about as dangerous as a place could be just going to and from the parking lot after dark. The students were mostly female, mostly urban African-Americans along with low-income Whites. Every last day was a ride through rough terrain, and I was at the top of my game. I could solve any problem, I could get even some of the most hopeless cases through the curriculum and out into decent jobs. I swear, it seemed some days like I could have fixed the whole damned world one person at a time.

God! how far I had fallen by the time Ellie and others at that Christian college needed me.

Someday not too long from now, I'll leave this part of the country where so many churches dot the landscape. Too many people here love their god; they love their god more than they love the child-women and child-men stumbling and falling on the hard concrete of adulthood where they then look up with soulful eyes to see if anyone's there to help show them the way to their feet again.

Someday I'll go back to the streets that are mean in ways I handle better. I'll try to do a lot of good and little harm, and I'll finish this life trying not to think about the awful failures on my conscience. I don't think I'll do too well at forgetting, though, since I'll be seeing Ellie in every class, on every street, and in every bus station where some kid is looking up hoping someone has a good reason that one-way ticket to the end of the line isn't the only choice left.



I'm finished writing for the evening, now.

<< 17 Comments Total
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

I'm glad I stopped by. What an interesting, yet sad, story. How unfortunate that those young adults must go to these religious colleges. I wonder if Ellie's parents will help her go to a different college? I sure hope so!

Many years ago, when my family was seeped in religious superiority and brainwashing, my sister got to go to one of the religious colleges of our church. I don't remember how many semesters she went, but it was quite expensive! I don't recall the reason she didn't finish, there, unless she wised up to the fact that the only thing she would be able to do with the degree was to teach religion or physical education. When she signed up for classes (at the college she, ultimately, graduated from) she found she could use none of the credits she had already amassed!

Wed Dec 20, 01:18:44 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Old White Lady.

I, too, am glad you stopped by. Your sister's story is not all that unusual. Although accreditation bodies do stand ready to certify some of the better recognized of those religious colleges, the real problem comes, as you noted, in transferring credits.

For example, at that Christian college, I was teaching mathematics that was so remedial those young men couldn't get any transfer credit recognition for it; and the required religious course they had all taken their first semester didn't have any academic equivalent, either. They did get transfer credit for a couple of courses, but the problems came when they went to the courses where they were presumed to have mastered material at the lower level for which they got the transfer credit. They just didn't have the skills, and they struggled mightily.

It didn't help, of course, that they got an apartment in town and went pretty much hog wild for a while with their new-found freedom. At one point, I even bitched one of them out about getting himself into a proper, prioritized schedule of studying and brain-damaging extra-curricular activities.

Fortunately, all three of them have managed to make it so far. I think they're all finished at the community college and have now or are in the process of moving on to the local university. They're working jobs, using grants and loans, and living pretty much hand-to-mouth, the last I saw them; but they're getting by.

I have no idea whether their parents are behind them now, but I do know there was some fury at first, in part because the parents had paid a year's tuition and the kids had just thrown half of that (actually, just about all of it) down the toilet. As I recall, the one young man mentioned that his parents and grandparents were unhappy because he was going to Hell.

I guess that would annoy me a little bit, too. Fortunately, considering the kind of partying those boys did sometimes, it seems to me that their abandonment of that Christian college was the least of the reasons they were going to burn in Hell for all Eternity.


The Dark Wraith does, however, believe that the quality of the partying they did for a while probably makes Hell a rather mild punishment, all things considered.

Wed Dec 20, 01:37:50 AM EST  
 Deb blogged...

You smoke? I'm crushed.

None of my classes will transfer to a "real" school but I think I can hold my own. Not everyone is like me (thank the Universe) but I also think we need to rethink education in this country.

Do most jobs really need a four year degree? One can't say that it develops critical thinking because the political process reveals the holes in that logic.

I don't know what the solution is, but something needs to be done and waay earlier than college. Third or fourth grade might be helpful.

Wed Dec 20, 02:03:50 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Deb.

Actually, at the time I smoked some, but I'm getting too old to do so hardly at all anymore. I have no intention of renouncing tobacco entirely: I treat myself to a cigar on occasion. But the smoking area is the only communal place where people congregate and talk, so as often as my schedule allows I still make my way out to those places at the schools where I teach.

Besides, whenever any authority gets in my face as hard as health advocates are these days, the fur on my back goes up, and I do whatever I can to be defiant. That's just my nature.

As far as higher education is concerned, the system is already fracturing in all kinds of directions. The classic, liberal arts education is becoming more of an elite design, while quite a few degrees are being conferred that are of a largely technical nature: no understanding of theory or fundamentals; just proficiency in a practice. Another line of division is one that creates not so much a technical proficiency as a clinical ability: some technical skills, but more of an emphasis on procedures and rules of action.

Finally, there's a break even in the more high-powered area, with some engaging a very purist, theoretical thread while others take a more empirical, if perhaps at least partially detached from reality, tack.

I find myself teaching people who are going in all of these directions, and it's a bit disconcerting because my approach has to work for each group without completely ending the chances that a given student could move across from, say, a life planned in the technical world to one in a higher powered, theoretical or principles-oriented one. I had two students last semester who had been convinced by the high school guidance counselors that they should go into technician-type fields. (That seems to be what the local high school guidance counselors tell just about every student), but those kids are way too gifted mathematically to go that direction.

The sad part is that they don't even know it.


The Dark Wraith will have to work on those two folks for a while longer before they'll start to actually believe how far they could go.

Wed Dec 20, 03:05:14 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,

The Dark Wraith will have to work on those two folks for a while longer before they'll start to actually believe how far they could go.


...and that's perhaps the biggest shame at all: these young people don't even believe in their own gifts.

How very sad, and thank goodness there are still teachers(like you) in the system who know HOW to develop these minds, and still care enough to keep trying.

Wed Dec 20, 10:01:36 AM EST  
 Deb blogged...

DW,

I was teasing about the smoking and I agree with you about the health care fanatics imposing their will on everyone. As I tell people, if you smoke chances are that you will die of a heart attack or stroke and if you don't smoke, chances are you will die of a heart attack or stroke. The biggest difference is the amount of time one might have on earth. And then there's my mom who has been smoking for 64 of her 76 years.

I plan on having my Christmas cigar with a glass of port and a truffle. Yum.

If it wasn't for my astronomy teacher in community college who showed us how they got the information instead of looking at the stars because it was a 12 noon class, I would never have discovered my love of chemistry and that I was really good at it. He said one thing in class and it was like a curtain opened on information that i had been missing. I still remember that moment.

A good teacher is worth more than their weight in gold because dreams are priceless.

Wed Dec 20, 11:09:56 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Deb.

One of the longest-standing traditions in my life happens in the Winter after a very heavy snowfall.

There is this deep, dense forest that's been around since long before the White man and long before the wheel. As Gordon Lightfoot said in his Railroad Trilogy, the place is "too silent to be real." It is so much that way after the snows have come and blanketed everything.

The narrow pathway, twisting and broken, disappears, and only someone who has walked there since childhood can know where it is under the blanket of white.

I go there to walk, and with me I take a harsh, Kentucky burly cigar. The hot vapors and the acrid smoke waft in front of me as I take my long walk down the hidden path, beneath the cathedral of uncaring light and shadows.

The cigar lasts as long as my walk into the late of the day, and my walk lasts for a long time. Far into the woods, I can be alone in a way I otherwise cannot imagine; and for just a while, I can be part of the forest, the snow, the light, and the shadows in the darkening afternoon.

I can for that small while become too silent to be real.



The Dark Wraith hopes the snows come this year.

Wed Dec 20, 11:49:50 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I don't think I'll do too well at forgetting, though, since I'll be seeing Ellie in every class, on every street, and in every bus station where some kid is looking up hoping someone has a good reason that one-way ticket to the end of the line isn't the only choice left."

Sounds to me like Ellie was the best teacher you ever had.

(Interesting, that name Ellie. Three of my favorite teachers are Eltyche, Eileen, and Helen.)

Wed Dec 20, 01:25:07 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
Be very careful as you take that less travelled road through the "Forest Primeval". It may have been opened to vice-presidential hunters.
But it does the psyche wonders to listen sometimes to the sound of falling snow.

Wed Dec 20, 04:53:28 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

There is really something special about a trek through the forest after a heavy snowfall. I haven't seen one here in a long time but they are possible. Dress up warm and just go. Keep moving to stay warm, but every once in awhile stop and look, listen. My native hangout is in a river bottom not far from the mighty Mississippi. I've seen the oxbow lake freeze over enough that you could maybe drive a vehicle across it, but my southerly latitude makes that a stupid proposition. Still it's beautiful.

Wed Dec 20, 05:07:34 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Those religious institutions to which you refer are, indeed, getting money, but it's a mile wide and an inch deep.

That is a pretty apt description. I've seen the funding raising efforts at a few public universities in the west through a sibling who has worked in that arena for most of their professional life. I'm also seeing it first hand at a small, highly ranked liberal arts college where I've had the opportunity to send one of my dependants.

The amount of money that pours into those institutions from alumni and other supporters is quite literally, amazing (and that's ignoring the big business of research funding). These places have an incredibly polished process of funding raising and sophisticated intelligence gathering.

I know they've researched tax records online to determine the assessed value of my property. I know they've googled my address to look at the sat photos to see the potential value. I know they've looked at Dunn and Bradstreet info and paid good money for various profiles obtained from data mining companies. Why, so they can pick their targets for funding raising efforts with a high degree of success. It beats passing the plate on Sunday that's for sure.

These is no way that a shallow funded college, religious or not, can compete for those dollars given the sophistication of many of the programs. And don't forget the loyality aspect of the successful alumni; why would I donate to any other college than one that I or one of my dependants attended? I wouldn't.

Unless a college blows their endowment, it's always going to be a case of the have and have nots. In this case that's a good thing, to a point. We wouldn't want the religious schools closed down and the nuts mainstreamed in with the rest of us.

BTW, an early wish for a merry Xmas and the like before heading off for a few days of well earned R&R.

Wed Dec 20, 08:32:39 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

The sound of the snow falling in a forest is not unlike (in its way) the sound of the surf I listen to out my window and on my walks along the beach.

It's profound to listen to something that has absolutely no knowledge of your existence and wouldn't care less if it did know.......

- oddjob

Wed Dec 20, 10:10:29 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Evening, Sir.

What a beautiful and moving story. I taught English for a very little while, only it wasn't called that; rather, it was termed Secondary Language Arts.

I was young and idealistic and inexperienced. I did a lot of things right and a fair number of things wrong. I can't remember a time in my life when my soul was battered as brutally and as regularly as it was then.

It's just as well that my own nature rose up and inspired me to actions that would seal my fate as an ex-teacher, because I'd have had no heart left for my own children to threaten with near-complete breakage one day.

Anyway, I tell you this because I know how you felt, and how you must feel now. But I also know that your young charges, even Ellie--especially Ellie--will remember the teacher who showed them another way. They might not come to your perspective immediately, but they will eventually. You made a difference.

Wed Dec 20, 10:22:32 PM EST  
 trog69 blogged...

Good morning to you, Dark Wraith.

Thank you for sharing your experience with Ellie. Though I would not presume to judge your admitted dearth of solutions to Ellies' predicament, I admire the fact that you at least tried to help. I wish I could describe, as eloquently as you, my unabashed loathing of organized religion. With all the uncertainties of our world today, I am quite sure that religion, with their hypocritical shepherds leading the way, shall be a component to this civilisations' downfall.

Thu Dec 21, 04:55:22 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Wraith,

I spent the last two seasons (fall and spring) teaching at a School Camp (Outdoor Education) which specialized in 5-6-7 graders here in Central Ohio. We only had 3 or 4 days with the kids for each school that came, and we "taught" such courses as Scientific Method ("Countdown" or 2 litre water bottle rockets), "GEODOMES" (geometry, triangles etc) and some crafts which used math concepts, all within a Nature's Classroom Curriculum.

On Sunday Night, when I drove down there (residential staff) I would almost invariably ask God "WHY do you wnat me down here, again?" and the answer would show up sometime between Monday Noonh and Friday noon as I would have contact with some kid and actually watch the light come on for them in either a Low Ropes Team building course or one of th other non-traditional classes we taught.

We built Pioneer toys and I had a kid say "Jan isn't smart in the head" and yet she was HELPING others at the table...I spent the rest of the 2 days pushing her gently to DO and she DID. I had another kid there who wasn't REALLY participating much and I pushed (gently) and got SOEM participation, but got a thankyou card from her (even though I pushed her into somewhat uncomfortable situations and interactions with her class mates) that literally broke my heart.

I wish I had had more time with most of the kids, though I can tell that I had SOME impact on many.

nightdriver

Fri Dec 22, 05:15:07 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, nightdriver.

I wish that program had been around when I lived in the area. As it was, I did spend quite a bit of time with kids in that age bracket, but it was at a prestigious, secular private school. That was sometimes rewarding; but unfortunately, the rewarding part was when the kids showed some semblance of rebellion without going overboard into the bad stuff.

Where I am now, I work in a program very similar to yours, except that it's held indoors. The idea is to get kids interested in math, science, and technology through activity stations.

It's interesting to see the range of learning types, but more interesting is to see that they are considerably smaller in number than many pedagogists claim. I see this further up the line when the students come to college as adults, but the effects of the divergence in learning styles is magnified; and by that time, those learning style differences have had substantial impact in all kinds of areas of their lives in ways that either assist academic success or inhibit it.

I'll tell you something of a fantasy of mine, nightdriver. I have long dreamed of starting my own very prestigious private school. My plan (for which I actually developed a full-blown business plan at one time, given that I'm a business person and a business consultant) was to soak very wealthy parents desperately wanting a way out of the miserable public schools, and to make sure I was charging enough to bring in economically underprivileged kids on full-ride scholarships.

Another aspect of my plan, by the way, was to organize it somewhat like a law firm, where teachers could achieve equity status (i.e., "partner" status) through years of service, peer and supervisory review, and student performance. I had it pretty much all worked out.

Except, that is, for the start-up capital.

Funny how that works.


The Dark Wraith sometimes really hates capitalism.

Fri Dec 22, 08:38:20 PM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Thank you for that story, Dark Wraith. We seem to learn more the more we teach. I guess that is what keeps us from killing ourselves. ;) Never a dull moment.

I'm not quite that familiar with fundie institutions of "higher" learning because it's not that prevalent in the NYC metro area, but it sure is a scary thing.

My cousin, who was very well educated and successful in NYC, married a decent but simple man from Ft Worth Texas and she moved there to her mother's dismay (another long story). Well anyway, her son won a football and academic scholarship to a college in the midwest and I can't remember the name of it at the moment. Everyone in the family was so excited and proud of him.

He ended up going home after the first semester and attending a local community college because the fundies in the midwestern school totally blew his mind and absolutely tortured him with their fairy tale religious beliefs and their absolute nastiness about it. He was -gasp- Catholic. Fortunately his upbringing taught him not to put up with this crap.

The rest of the family, still here on the east coast really got an earful of "religious" practices and our first dose of what the heck is going on in the heartland when it comes to religious beliefs... and just how insipid it is.

Interestingly however, we were all educated in religious schools in the east and it was absolutely nothing like fundie schools. We all turned out quite liberal and open minded. Our professors did their jobs and expanded our minds, just like you try to do.. I suppose the difference is that we went in there hoping to open our minds to new ways of looking at things.

In my first year of all girl's catholic college in the Bronx, our orientation included information on family planning. That was 1973 and we were all gasping in faux shock but real relief that the school wasn't as backwards as we had anticipated. I had a protestant theology teacher and I was quite emancipated by it all. So go figure.

Tue Dec 26, 10:45:08 AM EST  

       

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Special Analysis:
The Long Twilight of Economic Empire

No fewer than six e-mail messages have come to me since yesterday evening concerning what apparently started as a claim on the Hal Turner Show. The gist of the claim is that Monday, December 18, 2006, the Chinese government is going to dump one trillion greenbacks onto the global currency markets in its on-going effort to reduce its holdings of American dollars. The claim was repeated on a thead at the Rigorous Intuition message board.

Worries about the stability of the current international economic regime are not unique to breathless doomsayers. The continuing, unstoppable budget deficits being run up by the Republican-controlled U.S. government have caused great concern among both astute private observers and global currency traders. The U.S. dollar has lost a tremendous amount of value, having now reached a 14-year low against the British pound sterling and a 20-month low against the euro.

But while longer term prospects appear bleak, the short-term outlook is certainly not pointing to any kind of end-time on Monday. Metals prices have backed off, and the overall market outlook is good going into the new week. While some might argue that traders are at the gates of the cemetery preparing to whistle as they take the Monday morning tour, little if any evidence can be found that otherwise cravenly greedy capital markets and their participants are willfully positioning themselves for a relatively calm Monday knowing that they're going to get slaughtered by doing so.

However, setting aside what is not likely to happen tomorrow, the long-term economic indicators do not point to an endless road to riches for the American Empire; and no amount of cheerleading by the Bush Administration, the mainstream media, or the residue of Republicans with their heads in the sand can change the fact that the underlying substrate of economic factors points to a serious and near-permanent re-alignment of currency exchange rates wherein the U.S. dollar will be worth far less against other major currencies than it has been in many decades. These indicators in their scope are telling, but the most damning of all is the chain of federal deficits the United States government has been running: these deficits represent revenue shortfalls that simply cannot be stanched because the American people are so completely ingrained to very low marginal tax rates, and the U.S. is committed for years to come to unchangeable patterns of outlays, both in terms of social programs like Medicare and of military commitments like the Global War on Terror. Draconian as any budget cuts might be in the coming years, they will be a drop in the bucket compared to non-discretionary spending to which the federal government is unavoidably bound. It is those budget deficits that have fueled an otherwise inexplicably robust economy for these past five years, while it is the accumulation of those deficits as national debt that has been digging the grave of the American economy as pre-eminent in the world of the 21st Century.

Last Friday, a post by Jersey Cynic at BlondeSense asked the question, "Do Deficits Matter?" to which I offered a comment with links to previous articles I have written on the subject:
...I have written a number of articles about the subjects of budget deficits, trade deficits, and their interrelationship. I believe the last major pass I made at it was in my article, "Foreign Trade and Debt"; but before that, one of my earlier articles on the subject was, "Seven Principles of Macroeconomics." I also took a pass at the issue of budget deficits of the Clinton and Bush Administrations in a lambasting I did of Bush's former budget director in the article, "Treasury Secretary Calls Clinton Budget Surplus 'a Mirage'."

The folks who promote nonsense about how budget deficits don't matter should be required to read the above articles...
Jersey Cynic came back with a follow-up question:
I read all of your posts...

You say in your link

"Now, the only place the Chinese can spend all those greenbacks they gather is in the country of origin of the currency—the United States of America"

What do you mean by that?

they can only spend (?buy) things in the US and nowhere else. We spend our dollars in other countries, don't we? Don't you just exchange the dollars for whatever currency that country uses?

Why couldn't China say for example, take those dollars and invest in oil exploration and production in say Canada? Bite the bullet, take the loss on the conversion of the money and make it back via investments elsewhere?...

Is it because of the large amount of money were talking here?

Can't they unload some here and some there?
My response, edited and expanded here, was as follows:
...You answered your own question. The Chinese would have to exchange the greenbacks they've earned in trade were they to want a currency other than the greenbacks. In other words, as long as they hold greenbacks, they have to use them in the country of issuance. If they want, say, euros, they'd have to enter the euro/dollar currency market and sell dollars to buy euros.

But let's say they did that. As they sold the dollars, the supply of those greenbacks on the world market would surge, which would drive down their price. At the same time, because the demand for euros was skyrocketing, the price of euros would go up. Thus, were the Chinese to do a wholesale dump of dollars to get euros, they would end up shooting themselves in the foot because they would crash the value of all their dollar-denominated (i.e., American) holdings, while making the value of euro-denominated assets (i.e., things they wanted to buy in Europe) rise to nose-bleed prices.

The short-term rational strategy for the Chinese is to continue to hold the dollars and use them to invest in the United States. Most of those "investments" are in the form of loans to the U.S. Treasury to support the deficit spending of the Bush Administration and its congressional Republican allies. In the longer term, the Chinese can slowly move their dollar-denominated holdings to a more diversified portfolio that includes assets denominated in other currencies; but this has to be done carefully lest world currency markets and the traders therein get skittish and start to "lead the plunge" by selling their dollars first and using them to buy euros, which would drive down the price of greenbacks and drive up the price of euros before the Chinese could unload theirs.

The Chinese have to keep their smiles very tight and act like there's nothing in the world they want more than to get more and more greenbacks because they don't want anyone to jump ahead of them in line for a wholesale dump.

The problem is that small versions of this cascade of devaluation are already happening. Currency traders are already skittish, and they act on visceral instincts. Every time they even so much as smell some desire by the Chinese to re-denominate their portfolio of holdings, those traders do a round of sell-offs.

The central banks of the developed nations do what they can to stop these potential death spirals, so nothing really ugly has happened so far. However, in a seriously ugly scenario, the world currency markets could easily, if the conditions were right, swamp any coordinated efforts by the central banks to defend the dollar, and everyone knows that.

This is why it is crucial for everyone to act like we really can defy gravity and walk miles above the true price level of the dollar for as long as possible. If and when the end comes, it could be spectacular.

More likely, though, is a long-term draw-down scenario, the world finance version of the U.S. dollar going out, not with a bang, but with a very quiet whimper.

Truth of the matter is, that whimper will probably be so quiet the average American won't even hear it. Joe Sixpack and Jill SelfAbsorb will simply wake up one morning and wonder why the American dog is lying tits-up in the global finance swimming pool.

And a lot of those Joes and Jills will be all kinds of receptive to the Right-wing idiots who will tell them that it was the liberals and the secular humanists who drowned the dog.

Sadly, the dog won't be around to tell them that it was the neo-cons who gurgled the pooch.


The Dark Wraith will hold a brief yet tasteful memorial service for the bloated mongrel once it's been drained back down to reasonable proportions.

Returning now to the specific claim that Monday will be the day China unloads a trillion U.S. dollars, such predictions, along with a few others swirling around the Internet, need to be taken out and shot. It's not going to be as simple and swift as some B-grade Economic Apocalypse Now! movie extravaganza.

It is true, as some are claiming, that the United States has issued rules that limit the amount of money in greenbacks that can be converted; and despite one representation or another by the government that this is some kind of counter-terrorism measure, it isn't. It's a circuit breaker intended to limit the amount of self-fulfilling financial collapse that could happen if there were a run on the currency. If too many people started to panic all at once about the soundness of U.S. dollar and tried to exchange large sums of those dollars for euros or some other currency, there would not be enough of those other currencies readily available to immediately fulfill all of the requests, and this would look to the average person like global currency markets were suddenly rejecting the dollar as a medium of exchange. That would serve to "prove" to people that the dollar had become worthless, and then everybody would be trying to unload their dollars, which would exacerbate the situation to the point where banks and other financial intermediaries would have to close their currency exchange windows and eventually their doors as people tried to pull their money out and exchange it for anything commodity-related, like gold, cans of food, or even (God forbid) bullets.

An all-consuming flash-fire of economic panic would be bad, and a limit on the amount of U.S. currency that can be converted in any given period of time is in place to keep that from happening, even though the rule is, in and of itself, a very grim sign of the times. It is not, however, a sign that December 18, 2006—or any other specific day, for that matter—is going to be a good day to stay in bed with a loaded gun, a bag of gold, and an extra-large box of chocolates.

Monday will not be a day of catastrophe for the dollar. Even though it could very well slide further, as I noted in my quoted comment to Jersey Cynic above, the Chinese would be destroying their own portfolio by dumping a trillion U.S. greenbacks in a single trading session. And as far as the slide of the dollar is concerned, the Chinese are as responsible for that as any country since it has in part been their portfolio adjustments that have rippled the markets, even as they continue their long-standing game of undervaluing the yen to boost their own economy while sucking ours dry. The trade talks between the U.S. and China last week weren't particularly fruitful for the American side. The Chinese gave the American authorities a long-winded lecture about the "special" circumstances of China, along with a particularly fatiguing review of 5,000 years of Chinese history. Needless to say, all that fluff resolved nothing, and that was precisely the objective.

The Chinese know exactly what they’re doing: they’re spinning the Bush Administration amateurs around and around just to keep the Chinese economic juggernaut/gambit going, while the Bush Administration officials twirl around getting dizzy and altogether frustrated, unable to do anything worthwhile about the abuse because the Republicans have been on such an irresponsible low-tax, high-spend orgy for the past six years they have no moral platform from which to stand up to the Chinese.

Were we to have actual professionals—maybe even competent ones, at that—running this country, we might be able to do something. As it is, though, we’re on a blood-letting gurney on the slow track to a Second World currency, and there’s nothing we can do about it. We have, as a nation and as individuals, been spending far beyond our means. We borrow money, and we care not a bit from whom we are borrowing. The federal government will accept bids from any country with the money to buy U.S. Treasury debt instruments; and as individuals, we borrow based upon need and terms of repayment without even the slightest concern for exactly who or what is the real source of the money. We bitch about jobs going overseas, and yet we buy the foreign imports with their low-low prices, and we gleefully accept the loans that are made with the very same money we sent overseas. Yes, that's where all that debt capital is coming from: it's coming from us. We are handing China, Saudi Arabia, Japan, and a host of other countries the very knife with which they are gutting the domestic holdings of equity in the U.S. economy. (See, for example, my graphical post "A Walk-Down Primer on the U.S. Trade Deficit with China.")

George W. Bush and his miserable, incompetent, war-mongering ilk are not the cause of what is happening; they are, instead, the last and greatest of the opportunistic infections pouring into a body that has for a long, long time been cutting itself open with greater and greater gashes to mask the withering of a real, equity-based growth engine of individual and national prosperity.

We had our chance. It was called the Clinton Administration, which had not only slowed down the deficits that had been the legacy of Republican Administrations going clear back to Ronald Reagan, but had finally reversed the trend and was running surpluses during Clinton's last years in office. Maybe that was too much for an American people who, in their heart of hearts, do not want a government with more fiscal discipline than they, the people, can expect in their private lives.

The truth of the matter is that, despite the continuing refusal by some liberals to recognize Mr. Bush as the genuine winner of Presidential elections by the will of the People, his ascendancy to the highest office of the land is nothing more than a reflection of the rise of the profligate, corrupt Republican Party to majority control of the federal legislature and of the even broader desire of Americans to seek the easy, feel-good way forward. Even when skyscrapers come down, massive federal budget deficits return, poverty rates rise, wars turn into quagmires, and international financial markets start to turn against the American Economic Empire, what happens? Why, we get the election of 2004, complete with another two years of Republican control of Congress and another four years of blistering, demonstrated incompetence elected to the Presidency.

Will the Chinese continue their portfolio re-alignment on Monday? Sure. So, too, will some other countries. That does not mean Monday is Kids Eat Free Day at the American Economic Armageddon Smorgasbord. The big banquet comes later; and for the most part, the vast majority of Americans won’t exactly notice that something’s really wrong when America is the featured special at the carving station. For those who do, there will be the usual line-up of Right-wing pundits and ignoramus mainstream commentators telling everything but the truth about who was responsible for the knife coming down through the meat of the United States High-Speed Debt-Powered Consumption Express.

People don't want to hear that the end was their own doing, both through their personal economic decisions and through their choice of leaders. More extensively, though, people haven't the wherewithal to hear the complicated story of how their over-reliance on debt was the result of decades of earning power erosion that forced them like herded cattle into that over-reliance on borrowed money. Americans of today have been no different from people of almost any country and any era: they wanted to believe that every today was better than the past, and the material goods and services of modernity were theirs to have as tangible evidence of growing prosperity. For a while—in fact, for a decent run of generations—the system and the debt that fueled it were an unbeatable duo; but as time went on, the engine had to be sustained more and more by the very debt that would one day make the days of the future decidedly not so good.

We are not quite yet at the time when most Americans notice that the sky is permanently and decidedly darker than it once was: dusk comes and the twilight of Empire falls not with the swift fury of a hammer, but instead with the false whisper that each moment to come will be as bright as every moment that has already passed.



The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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 snuffy blogged...

I am starting to get hooked on your comments on the state of things,Dark Wraith.I have been offline due to the "winds of change" here in the northwest{no power for 3 days,just discovered my genset needs work...}
Thankyou for your advice about the sack of gold,guns, and chocolates.As I work a swingshift,there is time enought to observe the world economic meltdown,and do my last minute preps,as well as a full shift before TEOTWAWKI.In reality,I spent this day planting 25 apples.Melrose and Sparten,as well as 35 pears.Ubileen,Chojoro,and Shinko.
My planing for the comeing economic fun and games consists of turning 2.8 acres into a small organic farmer/orchardist/economic unit. This seems to be the best way of ensureing a fairly stable food supply,anyway.


I really,really hope you are right,and some smart fellow figgures out a way to change the confrontation mode the prez seems to be stuck on as far as Iran is concerned....we hit Iran...our world will end

Mon Dec 18, 02:39:01 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I really,really hope you are right,and some smart fellow figgures out a way to change the confrontation mode the prez seems to be stuck on as far as Iran is concerned....we hit Iran...our world will end" -- Snuffy

Snuffy, an interesting view of what might be in store for us can be found in a discussion forum thread entitled,
"Mayan Calendar; a new day dawns",
which begins: "The 'Mayan Calendar' is unlike most other calendars in that it does not simply record the movement of heavenly bodies as a background reference for events. I.e. as a reference point for history or a planned/foreseen future.

"Unlike, for example, our Gregorian Calendar, which is based on the endless circling of our Sun by Planet Earth (365 ? days ... each day being one 24 hour 'spin' of Planet Earth), the Mayan Calendar is measuring something else.

"The Mayan Calendar is measuring the wave pulse of creation ... and creation's primary intent. Namely, the evolution of consciousness."

Mon Dec 18, 08:15:30 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

PeterofLoneTree,
Thankyou.One of the few true joys I have is the discovery of a "return grade" forum...that discussion,as well as the forum itself appears to be a treasure.

Mon Dec 18, 03:03:54 PM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith,

The only part of your comment with which I can quibble is the notion of 'non-discretionary spending.' There is no such animal. Any debt can be repudiated; any program can be ended. It is only non-discretionary in the sense that special legislation would be required to, for instance, slash Social Security benefits 50% across the board.

Of course, I do not expect that to happen. I expect the government to inflate the currency to pay off its debts and obligations with worthless money. That is what governments have historically done.

Mon Dec 18, 07:11:47 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Wraith, your posts on economics are always good education for me. The light at the end of the tunnel looks like another oncoming train (wreck).

(There sure are days when staying in bed seemed a better choice though... "I got up for this?")

Quoth the Dark Wraith...

Mainstream news works like this: it's not news unless there's a possibility that those obviously not to blame might really be to blame. Hence, economic disaster will not come until the mainstream media outlets decide it has, and the mainstream media will not decide it has until it might be the Democrats' fault.

So relax, everybody; we won't have any kind of economic disaster for at least another two months.


Isn't that kind of soon to start blaming the Democrats? :-\

Mon Dec 18, 10:56:25 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Moody Blue.

You just watch: as soon as the Democrats control the Congress, the finger-pointing is going to begin. Whatever happens in Iraq—and mark my word, there is no outcome that's going to be other than a disaster—the neo-cons and their apologists are going to try to say that it was the Democrats who interfered with what was an "improving situation."

And any economic tremors from the Republicans' utter fiscal irresponsibility will be laid right at the door of the Congress.

I can smell this blame game a mile away, and its the smell of a corpse of corrupt Republicanism, incompetent neo-conservatism, and extremist religionism twitching around the cemetery blaming anyone but themselves for the untidy funeral processions for American economic, diplomatic, military, and moral dominance on the world stage.

And you know what? The mainstream media is going to report this nonsense as some kind of "fair and balanced" news rather than relegating it to the Hogwash Report.

That's what I see coming.


The Dark Wraith might even start his own Hogwash Report just to keep things really fair and balanced.

Tue Dec 19, 01:28:42 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, nightshift66.

Yes, non-discretionary spending could be made other than that, but it would be politically next to impossible, and it might be a challenge even legally. More importantly, though, the looming fiscal disasters about four to six years from now are enough to keep me awake some nights, but dealing with them by lopping off Medicare or what's left of some other programs would be a hard turning point back toward the kind of society that existed before the New Deal. As it is, severe inroads have been made, but the very existence of those non-discretionary social spending structures symbolizes the fact that the New Deal still stands, staggered as it is.

Let us hope that the weakened safety net can be stengthened rather than being within the realm of consideration as a means to stave off the coming disasters.


The Dark Wraith just hopes no Democrats get desperate enough to put non-discretionary scoail spending on the table.

Tue Dec 19, 01:59:14 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Snuffy.

Allow me to offer some comforting words.

If we attack Iran, the world will not end: only the world as we have come to know it will end.

Take, for example, cockroaches: they'll be fine. They won't notice a thing.

Neither will the super-wealthy. They'll say, "Problems? What problems?"

Mr. Bush might not be so fine unless the State of Texas grants him political asylum to keep the winds of retribution from coming to his ranch doors in the years to come. Even if we as a nation outlaw the death penalty, such a prohibition on capital punishment wouldn't apply to weasels anyway.

I will tell you this, though, snuffy. There are people in high places in the military who are saying things that really worry me. Even though I would dearly enjoy seeing Bush get his nasty butt kicked, I have no desire to see him get so stupid that he backs our military to a wall so severely that elements within it lash back. I could envision a really ugly, internecine war breaking out between two major factions within the armed forces, those being the drooling, evangelical Bush supporters on the one side and the professional, Old Guard-types on the other.

But as I've said before, I don't envision even the crazies in the Pentagon holding up their hands to volunteer for a fight with the Persians. That doesn't mean we're not going to be sucked into something, but I don't foresee us as being the ones to open the Tehran Firing Range, even if Bush and Cheney want that to happen.

Unless, of course, some of those complete whackos in the Pentagon and the spy agencies get the ball rolling before the somewhat saner folks know what's coming down.

All kinds of scenarios, snuffy. I keep my fingers crossed that whatever actually comes about isn't on the End Time Menu.

But one never knows.



The Dark Wraith recommends that you take good care of those fruit-bearing trees.

Tue Dec 19, 02:17:43 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

Dark Wraith,
12 years ago I purchased this property.The first action,even before the septic and power,was the transfer of 45 fruit trees that had followed me from the family home.This is my "old" orchard.There was a wide variety of trees,some which florished,and some did not.[I have yet to see a sweet cherry,though I have 4 varieties here.]I am leaning to perennial vines,Kiwi,grapes and such....passive food production with tending the plants as a major pastime.As a member of Master Gardeners,and a lifetime spent,whenever possible,gardening,the prospect of relying on a acre and the gods whim to fill my belly is not as frighting to me as it is to some.I always advise those who belive that a garden can feed them year around to practice now...while Safeway is still open and a mistake will not have....consequences

Tue Dec 19, 05:55:00 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I keep my fingers crossed that whatever actually comes about isn't on the End Time Menu."

Would you care to speculate on whether or not having the situation, as it exists now, of 130,000 U.S. troops trapped in Iraq with little or no hope of retreating without extremely bloody consequences, is/was part of the original neo-conservative plot, or plan, or conspiracy, or whatever the hell you want to call it?

And another thing. If the whole invasion was somebody else's idea, and we went along with it as a favor to old friends, did we get suckered?

Tue Dec 19, 09:30:46 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

I do understand what you are saying, Wraith.

Why, the trolls started in just after they lost the elections: "Did you Dems fix this, yet? Did you fix that, yet? What are you doing about...? And [-insert kool-aid talking point of the day here-], yada-yada, blah blah blah." They're just other variations of the "blame the Dems for everything that's gone wrong since this country was founded" game.

The finger-pointers will point to anyone but themselves, and say dang near anything -- except admit they were wrong. There's just has to be a place worse than Hell for the whole twisted lot of them.

The Dark Wraith might even start his own Hogwash Report just to keep things really fair and balanced.

:-)

Tue Dec 19, 12:44:43 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

We have a narrow windown to start turnign things around.

But if we continue down this path for another 5 years we will be in for a rude awakening.

The problem is that it seems every country in the world is holding the other country hostage.

China holds our debt, we need to buy their goods.

The Saudis hold our debt, we have to buy their oil.

It seems like a stale mate.

Any drastic move like becoming energy independent and fiscally responsible would upset the stalemate. The powers at be seem too afraid to upset this carefully orchestrated balance.

They either fear a massive global depression or they fear missing out on billions of dollars of profit, or both.

I still think we should bite the bullet. We should tarrif the shit out of imported goods and use that cash to pay down the debt. This will drive jobs back to America and therefore increase tax revenue.

At the same time we should make a huge push to get off foreign oil.

Yes it would have some short term pain but in the long run I think it will work out to the benefit of the American People. And by the long run I mean a decade, within our lifetime.

It will never happen, but I'm just saying...

Tue Dec 19, 02:00:47 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

It seems like a stale mate.

I can't but believe that was the point.

- oddjob (who is not given to conspiracy theories as a general rule, and doesn't really see one here, either, beyond the idiocy of those more beholden to their buddies at the country club than they are to their nation)

Tue Dec 19, 06:59:28 PM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,


And as far as the slide of the dollar is concerned, the Chinese are as responsible for that as any country since it has in part been their portfolio adjustments that have rippled the markets, even as they continue their long-standing game of undervaluing the yen to boost their own economy while sucking ours dry.

I have suspected for a couple of years that the Chinese are suckering us to sell out to them, so they can ruin us very cheaply.

Heck, with the money we're spending to turn Iraq into a pile of rubble, it would be cheap at half the price for them. All they have to do is wait until India and South America and Eastern Europe get prosperous enough to buy China's cheap crap; and then dump enough US Treasury instruments to ruin us.

They wouldn't have to have a war - they would not have to face the world and explain why they're killing and bombing us. They wouldn't have to explain to grieving mothers why their children are being shot and blown up. Way cheaper, less destructive of infrastructure that they will eventually own, and less murderous: to just buy us and then flush us down the toilet.

They have "captured 80% of the world's manufacturing capacity". What will any other country have to say if they flush us?

nothing!

Right about now, the rest of the world would probably cheer.

Wed Dec 20, 11:06:58 AM EST  

       

Friday, December 15, 2006

Editorial:
The Wall and the Wedge

At Pam's House Blend, Pam Spaulding published a post today on Sen. John McCain's proposal called "Stop the Online Exploitation of Children Act," which purports to "modernize and expand reporting requirements" for certain types of Websites including what are commonly known as "blogs." I published a comment on the thread from that article, and below I republish it in edited and expanded form.

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Unfortunately, whenever a free society creates an exception to freedom of expression, what seems like a small and acceptable crack in the wall of liberty will be exploited. It is not a matter of "might"; it is, instead, a matter of inevitability.

John McCain is that inevitability become a politically powerful legislator. We—in what we legitimately believe are tolerable and even rightful areas of censorship—become his unwitting, unwilling supporters. To stand against censorship of any kind is to be accused not merely of tolerating the vile, but possibly even of promoting and liking it. That is the price we pay as free citizens for standing firmly and consistently against even the smallest cracks in that wall of liberty. To imagine, much less to enshrine in statutes and aggressive law enforcement activities, that possession or expression of one kind could be contained was a delusion of Faustian dimensions. As utterly disgusting as exploiting children is, those who would use that vileness to the purpose of a far greater agenda of controlling other speech some deem unacceptable is an exponential increase in the exploitation of children. No person is a defender of children who needs their predators as a bloody shirt to wave in a campaign against the dangers of "too much" free speech.

Now, I shall take this occasion to note an even larger, if rather parochial, point. The idea among many in the Blogosphere that the Internet is just too big, too complex, too overwhelming for anything to ever effectively control it is just plain wrong. Although an underground of it can and will always exist, the Internet as a whole really is vulnerable to being "tamed" by statutory laws, court precedents, regulatory intervention, technology, and social norms.

How many readers and contributors here would actually refuse to comply with an enacted law arising from McCain's legislative proposal? It's one thing to say, "I shall defy this outrage!"; it's quite another to face fines, imprisonment, and societal condemnation with virtually assured, if wholly unjust, accusations of supporting a universally condemned form of pornography. I will tell you right here and now that's a battle almost sure to be lost: even our presumably independent judiciary has been eaten alive when a few of its jurists have tried to insert objectivity into the body of case law on this matter.

Terror is nothing compared to fear. Terror lasts for a moment and far too often sires retributive rage. Fear, on the other hand, is penetrating and far too often breeds surrender justified as willing and desirable compliance.

Technologically, the content of the Internet can be controlled. It is being done in many countries, and it is being done fairly effectively. The control will become more effective with time because the technology of monitoring, tracking, filtering, and blocking is moving forward apace at the same time the content creators most likely to resist control are, as a whole, becoming less and less able to understand the consequences of the coding architecture they use. A prime example of this is the evolving W3C set of standards, which the overwhelming majority of bloggers believe are something desirable, when they are in fact just another brick in the wall of the technological regimentation that is a critical underpinning of thorough, effective, and rapid Internet speech control and suppression.

That same backdrop of misunderstanding is being used by both sides in the "'Net Neutrality" debate: the corporate interests that want to prevent statutory language enshrining neutrality use the sheer ignorance of federal legislators to advance their agenda; but at the same time, the corporate interests that come to the table posing as heroic defenders of neutrality also have entirely self-serving motives, none of which involve free speech of the kind we in the Blogosphere value so highly. Yet virtually all bloggers believe that the 'Net Neutrality supporters like Google are somehow heroic defenders of free expression. They are not; in the long run, they will be its worst enemies. Just ask the Chinese about Google's dedication to free speech when a hugely profitable venture and a repressive regime arrive together at the other side of the fulcrum separating speech and repression.

The curtain is coming down on the freedom of expression the Internet has provided. John McCain is merely a small fob on the end of one of the drawstrings of that curtain. Fighting the nearly inevitable fall of that curtain to the stage floor is in all likelihood futile, and that is why I shall engage that fight for the rest of my days. Should others wish to be effective fighters, I offer this modest advice:

It is not enough to be outraged, and it is not enough even to become "educated about the issues." Neither outrage nor education are particularly useful on a battlefield. The day is won by those most masterful in the use of the weapons of war; the day is lost by those who believe something else matters.


The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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 Anonymous blogged...

OT:

Wonkette's posted a sweet, sweet rant on the end of Rummy's term as SecDef. (Hat tip, RawStory.)

- oddjob

Sat Dec 16, 03:44:03 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
Have we become our own enemy? We have shown the disdainers on the right and corporate side the power of the internet(s) over the last 2 years in particular. By emphsizing that power, the establishment is beginning to fear the transfer of that power to the people.
It's time the people understood who the real terrorists of the American People are; the corporations.
And they will do everything in their power to take back control. We must badger our representatives at the least to keep the internet free.
There were groups of "visionaries" in the early days of the internet who paved roads into that corporate structure through cleverness and guile. Sadly, most of them are now consultants for the same corporations they exposed, explaining how to not allow the new age hacker an inside track.
But I think that the American Spirit is never as adept as when it's told that it CAN'T do something.
Here's to the new breed. They have work to do and must be supported by us.
I, for one, don't relish the idea of sitting in a rocking chair reading classics or watching reruns of "Major Dad" the rest of my life.

Sat Dec 16, 09:10:38 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Related:
I'm staying ahead of the adspammers and pornspammers on the Discussion Forums. Barely.

Sat Dec 16, 09:34:34 PM EST  
 Father Tyme blogged...

PoLT,
"Barely." Ho Ho...Hah Hah...it is to laugh!
Rather good, actually, since I nude you'd come up with something like that!

Sat Dec 16, 10:17:46 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Not to mention another great model of (not) goodliness: ol' Newtie himself, also saying freedom of speech should be restricted. Well, but of course. He sure wouldn't want much talking about his hypocritical wrong-doings, IF he decides to run for prez, would he? What a maroon!

Mon Dec 18, 11:10:29 PM EST  

       

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Scholarly Snippets and Quantitative Quandries, Solution Post #1

This is the first in a small series of posts offering solutions and insights into problems posed in my Special Blog Post of December 12, 2006, "Scholarly Snippets and Quantitative Quandries." As I noted in the comment thread for that article, a goodly number of respondents were hitting right on or close to the correct answers and explanations for the problems and curiosities I offered. With a nod to nightshift66 and others who offered explanations for what was going on, below is one of the curiosities, a math trick, that was presented in the post:
Grab your calculator. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just one that does basic arithmetic operations. Don't forget to turn it on first.

Choose a three-digit number. It can be any number from 100 to 999. Key it in to your calculator.

Now, repeat the digits in the same order so you have a six-digit number displaying. For example, it you had chosen 749 to begin with, you should have 749749 now in the display window.

Remember, I don't know what three-digit number you initially chose, so I certainly don't know the six digit number, right?

But I do know that, whatever number you have on that display, it's divisible by 13. That's right, I know for a fact that it's divisible by 13. Go ahead: hit the "÷" button, then key in "13" and hit "=" to see that I'm right. You've got a whole number displaying, don't you?

But, wait; there's more. I know for a fact that the number you now have displaying on your calculator is divisible by 11. Oh, yes it is. Try it: hit the "÷" button again, then key in "11" and you'll see a whole number show up after you hit the "=" sign. Pretty neat, yes?

And here's the grand finale. The number you now have on your calculator is divisible by 7. Do it: hit the "÷" button one last time, then key in "7" and hit the "=" button.

Lo and behold, not only was I right, but you should notice a much cool something at this point. What is it you see on your calculator's display?

As it turns out, if you follow the instructions, you'll find that, at the end of the run of calculator key strokes, you'll end up with the same three-digit number you started with, no matter what number it was!

So, here's the somewhat formal explanation of why this trick works. I've laid off the algebra as much as possible, but there's still a little, especially with respect to what's called "factoring," which is where the same multiplier of two or more mathematical terms being added or subtracted is pulled out and represented just once outside parentheses, as in 12x+21y being the same as 3(4x+7y).

Suppose we represent a three-digit number by xyz, where x is the hundreds value, y is the tens value, and z is the ones value. So, for example, the number 749 would be such that x=7, y=4, and z=9. Now, we'll write the xyz more formally as

100x+10y+1z.

In the example using 749, we can say that this number is really 100·7+10·4+9·1. In fact, any number can be written in this form of descending powers of ten. Notice that this means any number, in base 10 or any other base, is nothing but a polynomial (a sum of powers of the same base).

Okay, we have xyz now representable as 100x+10y+1z. So, let's do the repeating of the digits to get xyzxyz, as in the example where 749 became 749749. Following the same procedure for re-casting as we did for the three-digit number xyz, we can do xyzxyz as

100000x+10000y+1000z+100x+10y+1z.

In the example with 749, which could be written as 100·7+10·4+1·9, we could write the number 749749 as 100000·7+10000·4+1000·9+100·7+10·4+1·9.

Summarizing where we are, if we start with the number xyz and then repeat the digits, we're going to end up on our calculator with a number that, mathematically speaking, is 100000x+10000y+1000z+100x+10y+1z.

Let's do some re-arranging of terms, here:

100000x+10000y+1000z+100x+10y+1z

from above can be rearranged as follows (using parentheses to group terms we'll want to play with in just a minute):

(100000x+100x)+(10000y+10y)+(1000z+1z)

Okay, now we're going to pull a couple of common factors out of each of those parentheses groups. Notice that the first little group has a common factor of x and a common factor of 100, the second little group has a common factor of y and a common factor of 10, and the third little group has a common factor of z and a common factor of 1 (which is rather trivial, but it's worth noting just for the record). Here we go with pulling the common factors out of each grouping:

100x·(1000+1)+10y·(1000+1)+1z·(1000+1)

Notice at this point that we have (1000+1) three different places, so in all three places we'll do that little bit of arithmetic:

100x·(1001)+10y·(1001)+1z·(1001)

And now we see that we have a three-term expression, where all three terms have the common factor of 1001, so we can factor that off to have the following (putting the common factor of 1001 on the back side of the resulting expression):

(100x+10y+1z)(1001)

Oh, but wait! Look at that first thing, the (100x+10y+1z): that's just the fancy way of writing the number we started with, xyz! Well, spank me hard and call me Florence: the number xyzxyz is nothing but xyz·1001, for Heaven's sake. So a six-digit number like, say, 749749 is nothing but 749·1001. Ditto for any other six digit number of the same form. As long as the first and second pairs of three digits are identical, the six-digit number will be divisible by 1001, and the result will be one of those identical pairs. So, for another example, 358358 is two identical pairs of 358, so 358358 will be divisible by 1001, and the result of the division (what's called the "dividend") will be 358!

The trick I pulled in the problem was to press into service the rather curious fact that 1001 is 7·11·13, so all I was doing by that run of "divide by this, then divide by that, then divide by the other" was a drawn-out version of having you divide the six-digit number by 1001, which I knew would return you from the six-digit number to the three-digit number you started with.

Very cool, yes?

Okay, this gives you an idea of why it's better to know me in cyberspace than in real life: on the Internet, you can close your browser window, and I go out of existence. Before you do that, though, I've got one more totally arcane piece of trivia about this problem that will probably make you not only want to close the browser window, but also want to clear your Internet cache just to make sure I'm really gone.

Remember that number 1001, and how it's 13·11·7? Here's something strange: 1001 is actually not just a number in base 10; it's also a valid number in base 2 (where only the numbers 0 and 1 exist, the basic language of computers). Well, it so happens that the number 1001 in base 2 is the number 9 in base 10.

Yeah, so? Well, so, remember 13·11·7? Did you notice that this is an ordered sequence of odd numbers (in base 10), except that one number is missing from the sequence? Yes, it's the 9, which is 1001 in base 2, and the 9 is missing from the number 2 position from smallest to largest in the sequence.

Yo. Is that cool, or what?

Okay, if you think it's cool, you're more of a math geek than you probably want to admit. We'll do lunch at the QuantHeads Café next week.



The Dark Wraith will post some more stuff tomorrow.

<< 5 Comments Total
 Darren blogged...

You can also go further into geekiness as they are all sequential prime numbers.

Fri Dec 15, 01:08:54 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

*sob*

I can't seem to get away from...*sob*...math. It haunts me like a tequila hangover.

But since you are allowing calculators, I'm going to try this. It sounds too cool.

Fri Dec 15, 08:10:54 PM EST  
 Wild Clover blogged...

Yes. I'm more of a math geek than I care to admit, but just between us'n here folks, I think that's cool.

(And I've been busy pointing out such like to the Implet, who has just turned 7, since he started counting at 2 or 3-he's VERY good at math for his age-so I'm guilty of raising a future geek)

Fri Dec 15, 11:53:11 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Wild Clover.

If that youngster is good at math, we need to get some serious gear for the kid!

E-mail me your address again, and I'll send him a shirt (probably a little over-sized, I'm afraid) from my next kids' math camp that will be coming up in mid-January.



The Dark Wraith will get that kid dressed properly.

Sat Dec 16, 01:29:57 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

I loved the prime number run, but what of the ship and crow's nest???

Wed Dec 20, 11:29:33 AM EST  

       

The Truffles Have Arrived

truffles


The picture above serves as evidence that the truffles made by Minstrel Boy of Harp and Sword have made it to their destination. The picture at left, below, shows that they are safely in the hands of the Dark Wraith, enshrouded as he is in shadow to conceal his true identity as he presents the trophy.

The Dark Wraith and the trophyA few observations are in order. First, just looking at those beautiful things made my ass gain weight. Second, the first bite of the white chocolate truffle was a transcendent experience: the thing made my face throb with pleasure as I drew its succulence against my tongue and palate. I felt long-deprived fat cells come to life and rejoice as withered plants heaving back to the sky in the pouring rains after a decade of drought.

After that first morsel, I lifted what remained of the bodacious creature up in the palm of my hand. I held it up high above my head so the angels in Heaven could see the pleasures of the land they, themselves, could never know; and I heard the angels weep, even as the demons of excess, of gluttony, of sheer abandonment of will swirled about me in an orgiastic cascade of heathen dance.

I ate more. Yes, I ate that entire white chocolate truffle with glee and gladness, for I had not eaten anything so sweet in so very long. I ate it all, and then I lay back in my chair and stared upward; and as my stomach began to churn from the unmitigated indulgence, and as my head began to beat like a kettle drum from the rush of sugar, I said, "I'm gonna die. Uh-huh, yes I am."

It was, in summary, the experience of a lifetime.


The Dark Wraith shall eat another one tomorrow evening.

<< 17 Comments Total
 Moody Blue blogged...

Sigh.

Thu Dec 14, 12:59:09 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,

First, Happy Blogiversary, BlogiBirthday, or whatever else ya want to call it! And thank you for all the work you've put in to make this one cool watering hole.

and now....
The truffles! Oh my, those look soooo good. Your eloquent description has my mouth watering for a drop of the chocolate. You've whet my chocolate addiction.

My daughter is making her yearly truffle extravaganza and shipping to us. We haven't yet recieved our X-mas truffles... oh woe. The good part is that this year her boyfriend is a chef, and he's promised to help her with them, so they'll be extra good this time. I soooo cannot wait!

Thu Dec 14, 09:33:01 AM EST  
 Deb blogged...

I also spent some time admiring my delivery of hip enhancing truffles and will be enjoying my first one later this evening. I had a slice of red velvet cake earlier in the day and couldn't really appreciate the experience so I practiced some self control and will wait until my body has recovered before assaulting it with wondrous holiday treats.

It also helps that chocolate is not my favorite flavor and that they are a gift for my mom. Hidden in plain sight.

Thu Dec 14, 12:01:55 PM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

good morning dark wraith:

deb - self control and chocolate are not compatible. also, if your ideas on favorite flavors are formed around domestic (like ugh, milk chocolate) forms then you really haven't had the real thing. sorry about the thighs though. the truffle that has the light dusting of cinnamon contains nutmeg too, that puppy is psychoactive.

Thu Dec 14, 12:12:10 PM EST  
 kathy McCarty blogged...

Happy Blogoversary DARK WRAITH!!

Thu Dec 14, 12:33:58 PM EST  
 Misty blogged...

Oooooh, yummy.

Now...do I mean the truffles or the Dark Wraith? ;)

Thu Dec 14, 02:52:40 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Dark Wraith, enough with the weight worries: you are a wraith, after all.

I'm telling everyone that I'll be trying my first truffle late tonight; perhaps I'll nibble it while watching Stephen Colbert. I daren't open the shipping carton yet, not until every last small Italian is deep asleep, lest I be attacked with Darth Vader light sabers and cake forks--mugged for my chocolate bounty.

I'm glad you took photos; the truffles are so pretty. Not that any of us will forget what they look like.

Thu Dec 14, 09:50:10 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, litbrit.

Truth be told, they look a lot better in hand than in the pictures. They are large in comparison to the store-bought kind.

Also, when I bite through one of them, it's not a quick nip; it's more like plowing through a thick gelatin. I have so many cavities that things like chocolate hurt like the dickens, but Lord knows I persevered, which I would never do for just any plain old chocolate delight. That's one reason it's been so long since I've tried anything even remotely like this. I figure this might be the last time in my life I allow myself such an indulgence, so I'm savoring these with more than a small amount of joy.

I'll get rid of the weight gain they cause forthwith. Right now, I'm at 148 pounds (about 10½ stones), with a 30-inch waist, and I'll be darned if I'm going to let this holiday season do me in.

I keep thinking to myself that there's got to be an easier way to enjoy food without exploding, but so far the trick has eluded me.

I suppose I could sign up for monthly liposuction treatments, but that seems a little drastic. Besides, there's something just plain brutish about the prospect of having one's gut and ass sucked out by a glorified Hoover vacuum cleaner.


The Dark Wraith doesn't find anything at all comforting about hearing some plastic surgeon bawling out, "Let 'er rip, Nurse!"

Fri Dec 15, 01:18:22 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Misty.

I'm supposed to be concealed in shadows in that picture.



The Dark Wraith must have forgotten to set the Photoshop lighting effect on "Mask Ugly."

Fri Dec 15, 01:20:06 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Kathy. Thank you so much for stopping by. I've been wondering if you come to visit.


The Dark Wraith needs to update his blogroll one of these days very soon.

Fri Dec 15, 01:21:48 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Deb.

I do hope we'll hear about your truffle eating experience. It seems to me that a joy shared is a pleasure multiplied, at least when it comes to food.

Before the holidays are over, I'll be posting my recipe for white chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake. I shall include pictures of the preparation of this delight. I always make one for the holidays to take to the school for folks to enjoy, although the last one I made as a special occasion thing for a faculty meeting got one person a bit unamused. It seems he was going in the next morning for one of those colonoscopy routines, and he was allowed to consume only clear liquids that evening.

I tried to explain to him that my cheesecake is unquestionably transparent in certain wavelengths. For example, at the wavelengths of gamma rays, my cheesecake would be as transparent as a glass window is in visible light. He declined to entertain my argument for why he should eat some of my cheesecake.

Medical procedures are starting to interfere with sound scientific reasoning these days if you ask me.


And as a side note, the Dark Wraith will have one of those colonoscopy things the day that Hell not only freezes over, but Satan does a skating twosome with the Lord Jesus Christ on the resulting ice.

Fri Dec 15, 01:42:00 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, SB Gypsy.

I have to tell you that this is the first holiday I've come to realize that making truffles seems to be a tradition with some families and people. I never realized this, and now I'm wondering if it's a regional thing or possibly ethnic. I just don't know.

In my family, the big thing was making something called "divinity," along with certain types of cookies and overstuffed apple pies that make some mountain ranges look like prairie land by comparison.

Lord.


The Dark Wraith is getting hungry, and there just aren't any all-night, drive-through pie shops in this part of the country.

Fri Dec 15, 01:48:37 AM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

DW,
Eat too many of those and the birthdays may stop!
The description of your eating experience was interesting. It reminded me of the writing in those oh-so-literary works by Steele and Collins and others (Fabio?).
If you ever decide to forego finance and math and teaching, you show a remarkable talent for descriptive housewife novellas.
This is in no way a slam...but neither is it anything to 'truffle' with. There's good money waitin' to be spent by those lonely ladies!
Here's to many more healthy birthdays! Cheers!

Fri Dec 15, 10:36:28 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Father Tyme.

I have every intention of publishing a small bit of a steamy romance novel here at The Dark Wraith Forums. I've been threatening to do this for some time, now, and I suppose I should get on with it.

I just don't want people to think I'm some cheap, tawdry novelist who would pound out over-heated, smokey pulp just to make big money.

Not that I wouldn't pound out cheap, tawdry, over-heated, smokey pulp novels for big money; I just don't want people to think I would.


The Dark Wraith has his standards, y'know.

Fri Dec 15, 12:55:16 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

the Dark Wraith will have one of those colonoscopy things the day that Hell not only freezes over, but Satan does a skating twosome with the Lord Jesus Christ on the resulting ice.

Ha! Don't go to Southern California, dear DW. When I was visiting a friend there a few years ago, she was so excited about her new colonoscopist (I cannot bring myself to type colon therapist), she insisted on giving ME a session for my birthday (I declined, claiming extreme intestinal trauma caused by years of living in Central America).

Can you imagine? A gift certificate for having your lower intestine vacuumed out via a garden-hose-like thing that gets inserted...well, only in Southern California would it not only be imaginable, but actual.

Fri Dec 15, 08:18:36 PM EST  
 litbrit blogged...

Actually, what my present entailed was a colonic, not a colonoscopy, which is a medically necessary procedure all of us forty-somethings need to think about (and procrastinate). Sorry; I was a bit confused.

Fri Dec 15, 08:20:38 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, litbrit.

I assign great significance to the colon: it serves both as the punctual terminus to the flow of an idea and as the preferred, if constrained, gateway to the adjoining thought that is a subordinate consequence.

When I was a teenager in the first years of what would turn out to be a lifetime of lower stomach problems that at times have literally disrupted and shaped my world, my family's doctor referred me to a small county hospital, where I was to be explored to find out what was wrong. I was mixed up with another patient, and the first night I was fed a whole bottle of large, hard pills that were supposed to dye my gall bladder, which was not in any way, shape, or form a problem. I was told to swallow them all at once, so I did; and about an hour-and-a-half later, I blew my groceries like a volcano. I would only later find out that the doctors and nurses believed that I had made myself barf up all of what had become a goodly quart of grotesque, yellow paste. Once they got around to determining that what I was supposed to have was a lower GI (gastro-intestinal exam), they gave me a bottle of Castor oil and told me to drink it all down at once. It was mint flavored. I did so. As a long-term side consequence of what was to come of that experience, to this very day I cannot stand the smell or taste of anything with even the remotest hint of mint, peppermint, spearmint, or you-name-it-mint. You see, when you suffer from chronic, debilitating, lower gastro-intestinal problems, things like Castor oil and the barium enema that followed are like throwing gasoline on a seething fire that's just looking for its next excuse to put you through a couple weeks of Hell. That didn't matter to them, though. They went through their degrading procedure and saw absolutely nothing unusual on the machine as they coursed the barium chloride clear into my small intestine.

They concluded with the diagnosis that had just come into vogue at the time: psychosomatic disorder. It was all in my head, and I was lying about the problem just so I could get attention.

The years have gone by rather quickly. There have been quite a few hours-long sessions; copious blood; grinding, mind-bending cramps; more than a few blackouts in the throes of difficult sessions; a residual excuse for a broader obsession with fanatical cleanliness; and finally, after years and years, a growing understanding that the more I control what and how much I eat, the less trouble I have: tomatoes, apples, onions, beans, and anything with lots of fiber are sure-fire guarantees of three or four hours of pain and then two or three hours of getting it over with.

We live and we learn.

Oh, yes: I learned not just to stay away from quite a few foods, but also away from doctors. As far as I'm concerned, they can take their pills, their dehumanizing, degrading rituals of dominance, their corporatized concern, their high-and-mighty technology, and they can shove the whole jagged lot of it right straight up their colons. And if they say it hurts, I'll tell them it's all in their heads...

...provided, that is, they can get all of their medical sublimeness to go that far.


The Dark Wraith has thus demonstrated what real irritable bowel syndrome produces as expressive literature.

Fri Dec 15, 10:08:58 PM EST  

       

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Scholarly Snippets and Quantitative Quandries

While your host here at The Dark Wraith Forums slogs through finals week, a little bit of entertainment for readers is in order. Below you'll find a random collection of faint facts, interesting insights, and probing problems for thrills and excitement.

Okay, perhaps 'thrills and excitement' is a bit of an overstatement. One way or t'other, here we go.

A Math Trick on the Calculator
Grab your calculator. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just one that does basic arithmetic operations. Don't forget to turn it on first.

Choose a three-digit number. It can be any number from 100 to 999. Key it in to your calculator.

Now, repeat the digits in the same order so you have a six-digit number displaying. For example, it you had chosen 749 to begin with, you should have 749749 now in the display window.

Remember, I don't know what three-digit number you initially chose, so I certainly don't know the six digit number, right?

But I do know that, whatever number you have on that display, it's divisible by 13. That's right, I know for a fact that it's divisible by 13. Go ahead: hit the "÷" button, then key in "13" and hit "=" to see that I'm right. You've got a whole number displaying, don't you?

But, wait; there's more. I know for a fact that the number you now have displaying on your calculator is divisible by 11. Oh, yes it is. Try it: hit the "÷" button again, then key in "11" and you'll see a whole number show up after you hit the "=" sign. Pretty neat, yes?

And here's the grand finale. The number you now have on your calculator is divisible by 7. Do it: hit the "÷" button one last time, then key in "7" and hit the "=" button.

Lo and behold, not only was I right, but you should notice a much cool something at this point. What is it you see on your calculator's display?

A Problem with Gravity
Here's a question for the Isaac Newton fan club. Suppose you're on a sailing ship cruising at a decent speed over the waters. You have a 16-pound bowling ball in your hand, and you climb up the main mast so you can stand with your bowling ball in the crow's nest. Once you get up there, you face the stern (rear) of the boat, which you might recall is flying along at a nice clip, and you drop your bowling ball. Oops. That's going to hurt if it lands on somebody's head.

If someone is standing on the deck, would it be safer to be right below the mast you'd climbed, or would it be safer to stand near the rear of the boat? What's the reason for your advice?

A Weighty Matter
Horace is on a diet, but he's dying to have some delicious pie, so he makes a decision that tomorrow, all he'll eat in a 24-hour period is half-a-pound of pie, and all he'll drink is eight ounces of tasty soda pop. His reasoning is obvious: the total weight of what he consumes tomorrow will be exactly one pound—eight ounces of pie and eight ounces of drink—so the very most he could possibly gain as the result of his one-day excess is one pound. That's all: one lousy pound. And he gets to satisfy cravings that are driving him out of his mind.

Is Horace's logic correct? If not, why not?

And Speaking of Dietary Knowledge
Myles goes to the store, and as he's walking through the frozen foods aisle, he sees a really attractive dessert. He opens the cooler door and grabs the little nugget of joy. The box reads: "97% Fat Free!"

Myles buys the item. When he gets home, his housemates start a conga line because Myles has brought home dessert.

Eugene, the analytic fellow of the group, reads the labeling and says, "And look at this! It says '97% Fat Free!'" But then he pauses. "Hey, Myles, what does '97% Fat Free' really mean?"

Myles stops what he's doing and ponders. "I think that means it's, you know, like, 97 percent of the ingredients aren't fat."

Jake, the other roommate, pipes up, "Actually, I always thought that meant that 97 percent of the ingredients by weight weren't fat."

Eugene comes back, "What if it's volume they're talking about? I'm not even sure what that would mean, though."

Myles, being the practical sort, cuts in, "I think we should eat the dessert, and then we should decide what '97% Fat Free!' means."

Everyone agrees; so they eat the dessert, and it's fabulous. Unfortunately, they get so full that they all go into the living room and fall asleep half-way through their DVD of Dark City.

By the time they wake up, just like in the movie, they've been shifted to other bodies, and all their memories of their previous lives have been erased. Among other things, that means they never return to the question of just what, exactly, that dessert box meant by the label, "97% Fat Free!" that was so much a part of their conversation the night before.

It's up to you, then. What does a label mean by "97% Fat Free"? You'd be surprised at how many people don't know, and you'd be even more surprised by what the right answer implies about the "healthfulness" of the food in the box.

The Myth of the Monkeys and Their Typewriters
Ever hear the one about how, if you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a bunch of typewriters and have them just randomly pound out letters, you'll eventually get something Shakespeare wrote, provided you give them long enough—as in, say, an infinite amount of time?

Well, it's not true: the monkeys will very likely never produce even a modest page of Shakespearean literature, much less an entire play or sonnet. Random events don't work that way.

Unfortunately, probability theory—which underpins statistics—is so woefully under-taught that all kinds of myths are running through high-stakes statistical analysis, these day; and all kinds of utterly useless results are being pumped out that swiftly come to be unassailable gospel. Moreover, many real results from probability theory are actually kind of counter-intuitive, as we'll see in the next three little snippets.

Phony Data
Doris is the manager of the accounting department of a medium-size firm. Her most reliable confidant in the company has told her that one of two managers, Phil or Ted, has been playing games with expenses in his department for years. The informant refuses, however, to say which one of the guys it is.

In front of Doris are the expense reports for the two departments. Having a really good eye for detail, she notices a difference between the numbers in the two reports. All of the expense amounts in both reports are in the range from $100 to $999, but that's where the similarity ends. The expense numbers in the report from Phil's department are pretty uniformly distributed: there doesn't seem to be any particular bias toward any starting number. A figure in the $800 range is about as likely to appear as a figure in the $200 range. The numbers appear to be quite randomly distributed.

However, the expense numbers from Ted's department—and Ted has quite a few more expenses listed, so the total expenses of the departments come out to be about the same—are heavily weighted toward numbers in the $100, $200, and $300 range. As a percentage of all the numbers, figures in the $700, $800, and $900 are much less common.

Doris does some checking, and she learns that the two departments are virtually identical in their operational details, so this isn't some cost-control thing where Ted is managing department expenses differently from Phil.

This makes Doris very suspicious. Ted's numbers are "skewed" to the low end, while Phil's numbers are "uniform" in their distribution, and there's no good reason why there should be such a difference. She calls Ted into her office, and she tells him point-blank that she thinks he phonied up his numbers to make his per-item expenses look better. Ted goes bananas and says, "Are you crazy? Everyone knows Phil's been phonying the numbers he sends to you for years!"

Ted seems so earnest in his righteous indignation that Doris tells him she'll have to think about it over night.

Based just on the numbers Doris was reviewing, was she justified in hauling Ted into her office, or should she have dragged Phil in there?

Remember: your decision upon whom to suspect is based only on the numbers in those reports.

Birth Dates in a Crowd
Suppose you're in a room with other people. How many people would have to be in that room for there to be a 50-50 chance that someone shared your birth date (month and day)?

A)   Fewer than 25 people.
B)   Between 26 and 50 people.
C)   Between 51 and 200 people.
D)   Between 201 and 365 people.
E)   More than 365 people.

A Coin-Flipping Problem
You have a quarter in your hand, and you know it's "fair" in the sense that the odds of flipping it and getting heads is the same as the odds of getting tails. The coin has been flipped ten times, and every time, it's come up heads. What should you call on the eleventh flip?

A)   Heads.
B)   Tails.
C)   It doesn't matter.

And Finally, a Finance Problem
Ten years ago, you took out a 30-year, fixed-rate mortgage loan for $200,000 that carries an annual interest rate of 6.9%. Your monthly payments (ignoring escrows, mortgage insurance, and other nonsense) are $1,317.20. After ten years, what percentage of the original principal (the $200,000) will you have paid off?

A)   Less than 15%.
B)   Between 15% and 33%.
C)   Exactly 33%.
D)   More than 33%.

In Conclusion
There you have it: a nice collection of little facts and problems to take your mind off the monotony of the holidays. Offer answers to the questions, your insights, and/or your thoughts in the comments. Correct answers will be provided in a follow-up post later this week.



The Dark Wraith hopes readers enjoy this kind of intellectual stimulation.

<< 24 Comments Total
 PoliShifter blogged...

I've been reading through your quizes and doing the problems as I go along while watching South Park...

And you know what? It's not the monotony of the holidays that is sticking in my mind, its the continuous occupation of Iraq.

No matter what I do, I can't seem to get it out of my head, how fucked up the whole situation is, what an asshole Bush is, how our country is going down such a fucked up path, etc etc.

Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing but for me, all things turn back to Iraq.

I think if things are allowed to continue as they are then in the future all U.S. History on the 21st century will also continually point back to Iraq.

Tue Dec 12, 10:01:47 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...all U.S. History on the 21st century will also continually point back to Iraq."

The horror, misery, and suffering we have inflicted on Iraq, and the rest of the world, will haunt us all the rest of our days.
Ultimate Responsibility and Eventual Retribution.

Tue Dec 12, 11:40:44 PM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

I'm with polishifter. I can't get Iraq out of my head. I can't get into the holidays. It's not fair for us to celebrate anything in light of what we have allowed to be done to the good people of Iraq. God forgive us.

Wed Dec 13, 06:04:25 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

It's bad enough that the Bush Administration losers are gearing up to start blaming the Iraqis for what's happening over there, but now we have Hillary Clinton bleating, "We need to press consistently, privately and publicly the Iraqis to become serious about achieving an internal reconciliation and political solution, and present real consequences for their failing to do so," and we have Barack Obama whining, "No more coddling, no more equivocation... Our best hope for success is to pressure the Iraqi leadership to finally come to a political agreement between the warring factions that can create some sense of stability in the country and bring this conflict under control."

Alright, whoever ordered Stupid-Ass Democrats from the take-out menu needs to send them back and bring us something that doesn't smell like Left-Over Republican Pander Stew from the 1990s.

Thus quoth the Dark Wraith.

Well said and happy birthday! Keep up the great work!

Wed Dec 13, 06:30:36 PM EST  
 Barry blogged...

Congratulations on two years of blogging, Oh Dark One. Much enjoyed your quiz, tidbits, etc.
Regarding the bowling ball bit, I'd prefer to be toward the back of the vessel - Why, 'cuz the bowling ball is moving (until acted upon by an outside force) at the same speed as the ship (and in the same direction) - seems to me, standing under the mast might not be such a great idea. Good luck with the finals.

Wed Dec 13, 08:50:47 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

You've sure posted a lot of thinking material.

I'm going to take a stab on that A Problem with Gravity

I'm not going to be the one taking the bowling ball up in the crow's nest. Instead, I'll be one of the people on deck, yelling, "Hey, you! Get back down here with that bowling ball!" at the person climbing the main mast.

I think it would be safer to stand near the rear of the boat. That way, as the bowling ball lands and crashes through the woodwork of the boat, and water comes rushing up, I'd be closer to the lifeboat... well, that's if the lifeboat is attached to the rear of the boat.

Probably, that's the wrong answer. I guess I'm not sure if the boat would be traveling quick enough for the bowling ball to fall at the rear of the boat, or directly below the crow's nest.

Wed Dec 13, 09:42:25 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Speacking of Scholarly Snippets, the following was posted on Tom Delay's new blog:

Considering the moral uprightness
of the Republican Party, I’m
really surprised that you haven’t
received the vindication you deserve.
Under the circumstances, the best
position you can take is in a blog.
There, you can compete with anti-
American libertinism on a level
surface. If you should decide to
suffer again as an electedpolitician
honor must hold Americans accountable
over the scandalous smear job.
Leave it alone until the Americans are
eager to have you back!

Anybody know the real message left for our dear Mr. Delay? Answer here

Wed Dec 13, 09:58:28 PM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

I'll take a whack at some of the problems.

The mast: the bowling ball is moving forward at the same speed as the ship when it is released. Thereafter, it is not being 'pushed' by the wind as the ship is, but in the less-than-3-seconds it takes to reach the main deck, that won't change it's forward motion much. Better to be near the stern than under the mast, where the ball will land.

Finance: less than 15%. Interest is heavily 'front-loaded' in a mortgage, and that is almost all you're paying for a long time.

Coin toss: doesn't matter. Each individual toss is 50/50, independent of previous results.

Birthday: I'll guess C, between 51 and 200. Seems that with 365 days, assuming random distribution of birthdays (which is NOT true; birthdays come in 'clumps'), 182 is half the days available, but with a group that number may change based on some function I don't know.

Phony data: I'm more suspicious of Phil. With equal costs, his 'random' numbers will create a higher aggregate total than Ted's, meaning his ofice is spending more for the same function. Further, most random numbers that I've seen show some short-term patterns. They are NEVER perfectly random in a non-repeating sense. That looks artifical to me.

Weight: one gains weight based on calories consumed, not the weight of the food. A pound of lettuce is not as fattening as a pound of butter, or sugar, due to higher caloric value.

97% Fat free: I won't answer since I cheated and looked it up.

Aside: Happy Blogiversary, DW, and many happy returns.

Wed Dec 13, 10:08:20 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

My senior year in high school was exactly thirty years ago, and that's when I studied Newtonian physics, but if I remember correctly, you stand a far less chance of getting a concussion from a bowling ball in such circumtances by standing as far astern of the mast as possible. The reason is because the ball is moving forwards at the same speed as the ship, and will cotinue to do so (or nearly so, there will be an issue of friction from the air the ball is moving through, but for practical purposes none of that will matter) after it's dropped. Therefore even though it's no longer directly connected to the ship, it will preserve the ship's forward motion, and so land at the base of the mast.

Not a good place to stand.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:36:11 PM EST  
 Missouri Mule blogged...

Good Evening, Darkest One.

Congratulations on your two year blog anniversary!
You are one of our most treasured writers. A friend to untold numbers of people, in all walks of life, mentor to many, and the only man I ever REALLY loved. (Well, except for that Circus feller')

"Long may you run!"

Wed Dec 13, 10:41:49 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

WHAT THE HELL IS SO FREAKIN' SPECIAL ABOUT DIVIDING BY 2,541 DAMMIT??!!

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:42:33 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

SIgh..............

Make that 1,001........

The question stands!

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:45:25 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

No, Horace is not correct. Horace's thinking applies only to how much he will weigh immediately after said stuffing of himself. After that, all bets are off.

The reason is that the food contains chemical energy (known as calories), and while the food is intact in the form in which its eaten, it will weigh the same in his stomach as it does outside his stomach. However, that's not how the body will store the food.

His body will digest the food, and when it does so it will break apart the chemical bonds containing those calories, and then store what calories it can capture in its own way, a way that won't necessarily involve chemical bonds of euivalent energy containing capacity. If the bonds his body uses are less able to contain that energy, his body will need to use more molecules to do it than the pie did.

And he will gain more than one pound once the food is digested.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:50:26 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

If I remember correctly the truth in labelling laws about things like "97% fat free" ice cream are promulgated and enforced by the FDA, but I don't remember what the standard measure is for such a claim regarding ice cream.

One thing I am sure it does not mean is that 97% of the ice cream's calories are from the non-fat ingredients of the ice cream, and frankly, from a weight perspective that is probably the most important thing to remember.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:54:50 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Phil should have been dragged in. If I was a betting man I'd bet any amount of money that the expenses follow a one-tailed, or two-tailed, distribution loosely resembling a normal curve. Since Phil's numbers don't remotely resemble such a distribution it stands to reason he's cooking the books.

HUGE numbers of phenomena in the universe follow normal curve distributions (or half normal curve distributions, which is how you end up with a one-tailed distribution). When you don't see such a thing it's time to wonder what's going on.

- oddjob

ps: I sucked at probability even though I'm not bad at statistics (don't ask). What's the reason why the monkeys have no hope of writing Hamlet?

Wed Dec 13, 11:02:11 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

It doesn't matter what you call next on the coin flip. The outcome of the next flip has nothing to do with what has happened previously, so knowing the previous ten outcomes gives you zero useful information about the next one.

My dad used to drive some of his colleagues crazy at one of his jobs that way. They'd daily flip a coin to see who was going to pay for sodas at lunch (or something like that). They'd flip a penny, and he would always claim heads.

Always.

It drove the other two just batty how often he won.

Until the decided to fix things by using a penny that was actually two pennies with the heads glued to each other........

They gave it to him as a going away present when he moved on to other work.......

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 11:07:51 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I think it's less than 15% of principle paid in the first ten years, but I'm not sure. There are tables one can consult for such things, I believe.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 11:10:35 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Cripe! The crowd that comes around this place is good.


The Dark Wraith will provide complete answers tomorrow evening (and try to think of tougher questions for next time).

Wed Dec 13, 11:52:08 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Go read this and be heartened! (It's Salon, so you may have to watch an advertisement, but do it!)

- oddjob

Thu Dec 14, 12:01:22 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

And in today's edition of Fuck the Country........
(Apologies for language, but I really don't know how else to put it when it's so vile.)

- oddjob

Thu Dec 14, 02:17:10 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"What's the reason why the monkeys have no hope of writing Hamlet?" -- oddjob

Since they've already re-written the Constitution, it seems like doing "Hamlet" would be a piece of cake.

Thu Dec 14, 10:09:56 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,

The math trick: Curiouser and curiouser, how tricksy!

The bowling ball: I would guess that since the crow's nest is travelling along at the same rate as the boat, it would fall directly down. But, since the ocean is rarely calm, and if there was enough wind to push the boat at a fairly fast clip there will be waves - then I would have to say that the crow's nest would be waving around up there at the end of the mast, then it would have to depend entirely on the angle the mast made at the instant the ball was dropped in relation to the deck at the instant the ball hits. I would not think the speed of the boat would change the place the ball hits.

Horace is full of bad info. Since the human body feels free to make fat and muscle by combining what's already there with what you eat today, then I would expect him to loose weight but gain fat, since just lying there for a whole day might burn more than a piece of pie worth of energy but bad nutrition always screws you.

97% fat free - with all I know about nutrition, I don't know what that really means, but I do know that if you don't intake ANY fat then you'll slowly die. You cannot loose fat unless you eat fat, and your intestines get grumpy without some fat in your diet.


I'm the company bookkeeper, and based on what Doris is seeing with Ted and Phil's monthlys, I'd be more apt to expect big gaps and big concentrations of purchases rather than an even grade. I'd compare the reports not with each other, but with former reports before those two were hired. Without the history, I'd have to look at the purchases, but I'd be more suspicious of an even distribution than an uneven one.

Multiple choice answers:
C , C , and A- unfortunately!


As for Iraq

Hillary Clinton bleating, "We need to press consistently, privately and publicly the Iraqis to become serious about achieving an internal reconciliation and political solution, and present real consequences for their failing to do so,"

What consequences could we possibly visit upon the Iraqis that is worse than what we've done to them already(besides nuking the whole middle east...)?

And, Peter of Lone Tree:
Ah ha ha ha ha snerk ha ha ha snick ha ha ....

Thu Dec 14, 11:48:04 AM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

On the numbers 'trick,' the rules for creating the original number will always create a number that is divisible by 1,001. By adding 3 zero places to the original 3 digits, you create a number divisible by 1,000 (e.g. 145,000). Then, you add one more of the original number, and the result must be divisible by 1,001. The intermediate steps (13, 11, 7) multiply to equal 1,001. The 'trick' would also work with 2 steps, such as 13 and 77 or 11 and 91, so long as the product was 1,001.

Quad erat demonstrandum. Do I win a truffle?

Thu Dec 14, 01:51:01 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

Math problem:

Start with number X. Multiply by 1001 to give 1001X. Strangely enough, the factors of 1001 are 13, 11 and 7. Surprise, surprise.

A problem with Gravity

Stand near the rear of the ship. Einstein covered this by talking about "relative frames" and a 20 knot breeze isn't going to blow a bowling ball far.

A weighty matter

Horace isn't going to gain more than a pound - matter doesn't come from nowhere. On the other hand, he's going to gain something *permanently* if he doesn't use more energy than he consumes. Get off your ass and get some walking in, Horace.

Speaking of Dietary Knowledge

I always took it to mean by weight, myself, but I dunno. I do know that sugar isn't fat...

The Myth of the Monkeys and Their Typewriters

The monkeys will produce Shakesspeare given an infinite amount of time, dude. "Random events don't work that way" doesn't hold when you throw infinity into an equation.

Phony Data

Phil's cooking the books. Benford's Law.

Birthdates in a crowd.

D. A bit over 200.

Coin-flipping.

C. It's 50/50 either way.

Finance problem.

I'm going to say A, but I would check it.

Thu Dec 14, 09:41:34 PM EST  

       

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Notes for the Weekend

Your host is in the throes of final exams. It is getting ugly, good friends, once again seeking that right and appropriate balance between the evaluation instrument that adequately tests students' mastery of course objectives while at the same time not turning finals into the academic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.

Of course, there's also the small consideration of not wanting my tires slashed, too.

So what do I do? The same thing I've done for more than two-and-a-half decades. I write the finals, then I walk away from them for a day, then I go back and look at what I've done. When I see a question that makes me wince, I kill it and put in something easy as penitence. One big problem is perspective: everything I ask looks easy and obvious to me, but that is most decidedly not the case for students. Setting aside the undeniable fact that students in this era are woefully underprepared not just for the coursework, but for learning, itself, any teacher who thinks he or she is giving an "easy" test needs to step back and ask, "Easy for whom?"

It's still frustrating. The so-called "No Child Left Behind" initiative is a miserable failure. Ask a hundred parents, educators, and politicians what its primary objective was supposed to be, and you'll get a surprising diversity in answers. Was the objective to make students 'smarter'? better able to take standardized tests? more capable of performing well in the work place? more prepared for the next level of learning?

Even the best program of education rehabilitation could not achieve all of those noble objectives; but NCLB most definitely is compatible with the increasingly pervasive institutionalization of productive environments everywhere from the work place to the schools. Even colleges are becoming more institutionally rigid, with catch words and phrases like "standards," "assessments," "learning outcomes," and all manner of complicated, multi-word babble starting to sneak out of the administrative ranks and into the classrooms, themselves.

It all becomes a game with most outcomes not very attractive. On the one hand, I can be the outspoken, acerbic, snarling Luddite, growling, "Oh, knock it off with that crap, already," thereby becoming the lightning rod for all kinds of punitive administrative measures that come like finely honed knives in the back.

On the other hand, I can play right along, perhaps even out-doing the out-doers with babble-phrases and reams of evaluation instruments and proposals for assessment enhancements and multi-dimensional learning outcome checklists, thereby attempting to short-circuit the nonsense with the administrative equivalent of sensory overload. I thought this one was a good idea, so I did it a couple of years ago. Much to my horror awhile later, my crowning glory of utter insanity in a learning outcomes checklist (what is sometimes referred to these days by the gag-inducing term "rubric") actually showed up as a recommended instrument for implementation! Dear God, you want to talk about hate speech: no one would have believed me if I'd said the whole thing was supposed to have been a joke. Fortunately, the way academia works, if an idea can be stolen by bigger fish, it will be stolen by those bigger fish, and that's what happened. Only a small group of people ever knew that the instrument was my doing.

So much for creative rebellion.

I'll be administering tests next week. Most of my students will pass. Most of them will have learned quite a bit. Sadly, though, I cannot guarantee you that their grades reflect some absolute level of achievement or even aptitude with respect to the content of the course. They're not well-prepared academically when they come in, and they're not well-prepared academically when they leave, even if they have passed. But they do have knowledge and skills leaving that they didn't have when they started. Whether they wanted to or not, they learned quite a bit.

Although I cannot give you any assurances, I can say that it is my hope that, not only did they learn a lot about the subjects of the courses they took from me, but they also learned at least a little bit about how to learn.

Enough about that. Allow me a few disparate remarks on topical matters.

A Rant
If you are an Internet Explorer user and have not upgraded to IE7, DO NOT. It is an abomination that is hated by God.

As many of you know, I am no fan of Firefox. I have, however, really warmed to Opera: I keep getting more impressed with it the more I use it. Unfortunately, the sad reality is that Microsoft, albeit through criminal acts committed in the 1990s, controls the market, and I have to live with its products despite my eternal disgust with the company and with justice and regulatory systems in the United States that still, to this very day, are filled with ignoramuses and hide-bound by a statutory framework thoroughly incapable of handling the modern age of machines and the corporations and people who menace the world with their anti-competitive practices.

The point, though, is that I cannot do Web work without recognizing that the overwhelming majority of platforms on which my work will be seen and used come from Microsoft. More importantly, when I teach computer science, I would be grossly malfeasant if I were to spend much of any time at all on anything other than the Microsoft environment, and that goes for Internet Explorer as well as for the Office Suite. I would be nailing the coffin shut on my students' job prospects if I were to put in a syllabus, "Get Firefox."

On a much deeper level, the coding regimentation demanded by Firefox just set off my rebellious, Type B personality all along, and now that I understand just how that school marm of W3C is greasing the lightning of data mining millions of Websites these days, every fiber of my paranoid being is playing a high note.

However, I cannot fault those who prefer and like Firefox. Aside from its gimmicks and my personal paranoia about the way its developers present it as the obvious choice for those who want to fight the corporatization of the Internet embodied by Microsoft, I honestly grant that it's a good browser. I use it myself, especially when I'm testing changes to cascading style sheets on Websites.

All of that aside, Microsoft is once again displaying classic symptoms of monopoly. IE7 is outrageous. Install it, and you'll first notice that Microsoft is now trying a knock-off of that "tabbed browsing" from Firefox. It was a ruse with Firefox, and it's a ruse with IE7. (No, you can't get something for nothing: tabbed browsing is like painting the windows of a car with different scenery so people think the car is multi-dimensional and super fast, when in fact it's nothing of the kind.) Far worse, though, is that IE7 goes into the workings of Windows, itself, and in its little "upgrades" for its own purposes, it suddenly makes older programs having nothing whatsoever to do with it or even the Internet suddenly stop working. Any federal regulator within half a light-year of astuteness would see this as a blatant violation of antitrust law. Microsoft uses that sneer for which it's famous about "legacy" programs and how they might be affected, and that's just Microsoft-speak for another round of destroying competitive companies and their products that are so good that people are still using them after five years.

Let me get off the Microsoft rant now before that pain starts radiating through my left arm.

A Few Up-coming Events
Readers might have noticed a few minor architectural changes both here at The Dark Wraith Forums and at Big Brass Blog. Here, I also finally repaired the links to previous months' content, and I updated the links to major posts, including in the list a couple never posted here at The Dark Wraith Forums: "Assassinations and the Beneficiaries," published at The UnCapitalist Journal, and "The end of all things," published at Pam's House Blend.

Over the next month, the advertisements will be removed. The only one I'll retain is the Barnes & Noble book ads, but that's because I need a way to promote books I want to recommend. Other than that, I have finally and completely wearied of giving free exposure to companies that use the extraordinarily unlikely prospect of commissions to get hundreds of thousands of Webmasters suckered into what is a one-sided game of 'You do for me, and I'll do nothing for you'. Should flat-rate, reputable advertisers with tasteful ads (specifically, those that don't go blinky-blink, dancy-dance, jerky-jerk) contract for exposure across my Websites, then readers will see advertising again here. That is not likely to happen: just like the mainstream news media, advertisers are completely convinced that the Blogosphere comprises a handful of giant, dinosaur blogs, along with some undefinable, unworthy, amorphous mass of damnable and useless little Webpages in the caverns underneath. Fair enough.

More changes to the Websites of Dark Wraith Publishing Co. will be coming once I've turned in final grades for this semester. At Big Brass Blog, I'll be widening the center, main column. The principal reason for this is so that the contributors can put in YouTube video screens at full size. Here at The Dark Wraith Forums, I'll be moving the site to Nucleus. The layout will fill the entire screen at 1024x768, with symmetric sidebars girding the middle. If I get ambitious, I'll add a third color scheme for people who don't favor either the default Midnight Embers or the Afternoon Ashfire. The third, if I do it, will be Blue Ice: a sheer white background with blues and greens for text and borders.

I shall also be completing my repairs of The UnCapitalist Journal, and I'll finally get around to bringing Big Brass Alliance back to life.

Finally on this topic, as I mentioned quite a long time ago, I still have the intention of running a blog radio news and talk show. The hold-up is hardware: about three thousand dollars worth, to be a little more exact about the nature of the impediment. We'll see how the new year plays out. To be brutally honest, if I'd get off my fat ass and stop being precious about myself, there's janitorial and other low-end work just going begging right now.

That goes right to a point that was made by the Classical economists: all unemployment is voluntary. If I want a job, I can get a job. If I want more, I can work more. It's one thing for me to be sympathetic to the plights of others in their economic difficulties, but I know very well that in my personal life, I cannot play the game of claiming oppression by some mean-spirited engine of systematic economic violence. That's just not the way it is, and it puts me in the somewhat self-contradictory position of being a progressive economist in the public sphere while being unable to ascribe my personal circumstances to those same views.

I often wonder how many others share that seemingly contradictory duality of perspective.

Enough of that, too.

An Observation on Geo-Politics
Readers who've been following the tale of the recently assassinated former Russian spy, Alexander Litvinenko, might or might not agree with the following observation I must make, but I am compelled to lay this on the table. We now have at least two other people who are clearly sick and will probably die from the same radioactive poision, Polonium 210, that killed Mr. Litvinenko: Italian security specialist and professor Mario Scaramella and former Russian agent Dmitry Kovtun have both been hospitalized. In addition, Polonium 210 has been found in Litvinenko's wife, in Kovtun's wife, and in two London Metropolitan police officers, as well as in others. As I set forth in my article, "Assassinations and the Beneficiaries," Litvinenko minced no words in laying the blame for his murder right at the feet of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Now, put the current round of poisonings in the following context: twelve journalists killed in the last six years, including an American editor for Forbes. The last of those journalists was Anna Politkovskaya, who was preparing a scathing investigative article on the Russian army's outrages in Chechnya. Throw into the mix some imprisoned, formerly prominent Russians, individuals who were in the way of the oligarchic thugs who are Putin's friends and who are now languishing in ungodly, Soviet-era prisons after ludicrously phony trials.

Here's the question: At what point does some government, any government of a supposedly respectable nation, state the obvious? This madness is now, without question, terrorism; and the possible involvement of Putin or his associates puts it right smack into the league of state-sponsored terrorism. A deadly poison, traces of which are showing up all over Europe, in airplanes, hotels, restaurants, apartments, even people? For Heaven's sake, if this kind of fool's assassination weapon isn't creating terror, what could?!

Where's the outrage? And never mind the dullards in the Bush Administration. What about the British? Does Tony Blair not grasp that a foreign interest, possibly even a foreign government, is using Great Britain as an assassination field and doing so with a stupidly dangerous weapon? There's a reason why radioactive materials like Polonium 210 are handled in those labs with the people sticking their hands into gloved holes in thick containers: radioactive materials are indiscriminate in whom they kill. And now we have the former spy Kovtun probably having been poisoned in Germany, and the Germans are staying eerily quiet about all of this?

Yes, there's a reason for the roaring silence. It's not a good reason, but it's a reason, nonetheless. I shall leave it to the readers to offer speculation, should they so desire.

And Finally, Concerning that Handbasket
Several posts and comments I've seen lately have either directly or implicitly had to do with the recent plunge of the dollar and the dangers facing the U.S. economy. To the matter of Iran shifting away from denominating its oil in U.S. dollars and toward denominating it in euros, as I have stated before, this is not going to happen anytime soon, at least not as some instant, shocking switch-over. It is a process; it's underway, and it's not just Iran that's doing it: all across the Middle East, oil producing states—even our so-called allies there—are denominating some contracts in euros, now, and this practice will get more and more common over the coming several years. As I explained before, the euro is just not strong enough, nor does it have nearly enough depth, yet, to absorb the full weight of an enormous commodity market like petroleum. It will be able to do so in time, and what's happening right now is the process by which the financial markets are developing the complex machinery necessary for the euro to be the currency of choice and standard. Eventually, a "market-basket" of currencies structured as a denominational index might show up, but that's not as likely as a single currency coming to the fore. An index might be a good front, however, and might be used as a way to keep the U.S. dollar from becoming completely ostracized from the international scene, but the euro—at least as the overwhelmingly dominant currency in a market basket—is still my call for the long-run choice. Just pray that the yuan never gets much of a foothold. That would be a disaster, considering the overhang of that lousy toilet paper just waiting to blow back into a hyper-inflationary spiral on the Mainland.

The descent of the dollar from primacy in world markets won't be the end of the world for the United States, but it most certainly will be the death knell for the American people living high on the hog as the banker's kids. Soon enough, we'll be subject to the retail market for financial capital, and that will be a hard adjustment for us, given that we've been getting borrowed money at wholesale for quite a few decades.

Going to war with Iran will not stop the inevitable. Unfortunately, the neo-conservatives and a whole lot of other people who don't know any better are thinking right now that this process can, in fact, be stopped if Iran gets its ears boxed back.

I'll tell you right now that we are gearing up for a military confrontation with Tehran. I'm getting too many independent lines of evidence to dismiss the prospect. Whether or not war comes, however, does not depend upon us. Even if the Bush Administration neo-cons weren't the incompetent, lying war-mongers they are, the United States could only marginally alter the current trajectory of events.

Yet another war in the Middle East, this time involving Iran, is not inevitable. It is likely, but it is not inevitable.

So what can we—you and I—do to ensure that this new war does not come about? That's easy: absolutely nothing.



The Dark Wraith invites comments on anything and everything.

UPDATE: Via Shakespeare's Sister comes a short quiz ostensibly designed to determine how evil one is. These are the results for the Dark Wraith.


How evil are you?


The Dark Wraith is altogether unamused.

<< 27 Comments Total
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Speaking of blog alterations. I still have trouble reading this blog even in the alternate colors. May I please suggest that the alternate colors have a very dark and a sans-serif font? Please? It's much easier on the eyes. I start hallucinating when I read a long post here.
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Don't forget when it's exam time that the kids usually have 4 other exams and loads of research papers to hand in. I look back and wonder how I ever survived it. My son's a senior at Hofstra now and there is no talking to this kid during midterms and finals. It's like the rest of the world doesn't exist for 2 weeks in December and 1 week at midterms. He is frantically reading books and writing papers and reading and re-reading his notes when he's not reading a book.

And this kid is smart too. If it wasn't for teacher's curving the exam grades, he wouldn't be a straight A student.
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Thirdly, I had a huge blowout with one of my friends the other night in a Mexican restaurant over Tehran and Israel. I probably don't even have all the facts, but his arguments were so weird that I finally asked him if he watches Fox News and yes indeed he does. So he had even less facts than I do.
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After I recently made a killing in the gold market, I switched to Euros. Turned out to be good choice. So far. My blue chip stocks have been dismal in the last 5 years and I moved a lot of them to stuff like Apple over the summer. Apple doubled since then. If you watch Apple every day though, it can give you a pain in your left side.
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It's kind of funny that you would write: "it most certainly will be the death knell for the American people living high on the hog as the banker's kids."

That's how I survive!!!! And if I wasn't paying some attention in the past 5 years, and if I didn't fire all the "counselors", I'd be broke by now. I plan to get out of the whole shebang shortly because it gives me agita.

Sun Dec 10, 09:19:48 AM EST  
 John Angliss blogged...

New Scotland Yard has sent agents to Moscow to either discover the source of the assassinations (presumably with a geiger counter) or just so they can look like they're doing something while Putin gets even with British citizens like Litvinenko.

Sun Dec 10, 10:49:45 AM EST  
 John Angliss blogged...

Oh, and Firefox is good.

Sun Dec 10, 10:50:24 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...twelve journalists killed in the last six years....Where's the outrage?"

DW, does your count include the "suicide" of Hunter S. Thompson?

And have you drawn any parallels between the deaths of Thompson and Litvenenko? There's this article entitled "Alexander Litvinenko: The Kremlin Pedophile by Litvinenko dated July, 05, 2006, in which he writes, "A few days ago, Russian President Vladimir Putin walked from the Big Kremlin Palace to his Residence. At one of the Kremlin squares, the president stopped to chat with the tourists. Among them was a boy aged 4 or 5.

'What is your name?' Putin asked.

'Nikita,' the boy replied.

Putin kneed, lifted the boy's T-shirt and kissed his stomach.

The world public is shocked. Nobody can understand why the Russian president did such a strange thing as kissing the stomach of an unfamiliar small boy.

The explanation may be found if we look carefully at the so-called "blank spots" in Putin's biography."
(Complete text at link)

No problem with paedophilia here of course--have you noticed all the "We're taking care of that sort of thing" articles in the MSM, insofar as the Foley business is concerned?

In response to your "Where's the outrage?" question, do I get extra credit for answering, "The MSM is scared shitless."?

Sun Dec 10, 11:03:45 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

I'll admit it, I stupidly updated to the new version of IE. I always liked Netscape better though. Your patch worked, and thanks. BTW I find the midnight embers to be soothing to the eye.

The Russians appear to be doing what they do best, while we appear to be doing what we do worst.

Sun Dec 10, 12:55:08 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

It sounds like you're plenty busy with the finals. Going back and re-looking at the questions, changing them if they are too difficult, sounds like a good idea. I wonder how many do that?

I hadn't even thought about Britain being an "assassination field" until you mentioned it. I realize how right you are. It really is terrorism. A couple days ago, someone was telling me that more than a handful had sickened because of the radioactive material.

I'm hoping that we don't get involved in war with Iran. Iran probably has plenty of hale and hearty troops, whereas ours are stretched thin in, at least, two other countries, and probably tired of being deployed in wars that no longer seem as winnable.

Sun Dec 10, 04:55:28 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

I like less than half of you as well as you deserve. Old Toby, the best weed from the Southfarthing. Into my Lord of the Rings mode now. I know that I got some of that wrong, but at this point who cares. I go now to continue watching the first book.

The cold hard lands, they bites our hands;
The rock and stone are like old bones, all bare of meat;
But stream and pool is so nice and cool, just right for feet;
We only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.

Sun Dec 10, 08:23:16 PM EST  
 Floyd blogged...

I like firefox also, IE-7 has trouble rendering some script? I had to switch things around on my blog for it to see the page correctly.

As for the spy, this had to be at the highest levels of government to use such a poison.

Later my friend.

Sun Dec 10, 08:27:15 PM EST  
 trailertrash blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

Thanks for posting that nice little quiz.

I took it. I don't understand how it came back that I'm so evil. I'm in the darker grey area. It tells me that I can still turn back, and it can get worse. Hmmmpf!

Sun Dec 10, 11:21:37 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, TrailerTrash.

I don't get it with all these people getting interesting designations like "angelic," "pure evil," and even "good."

"Neutral" doesn't even make it sound like I'm in first gear, fer cryin' out loud.

I suppose I should be grateful; at least I wasn't in "reverse."


The Dark Wraith would have hung it up if he'd gotten that.

Mon Dec 11, 01:33:46 AM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

We will hit Iran...and thats when we all get to see the inside of a great depression,and world war,up close and pesonal.5/8 of the worlds oil is in a area the size of Illinois.Thats why we are there,but if they hit Iran,things would start to get very strange here very quick.Remember,all those nasty laws are still on the books...the carriers are still off the coast of saudi arabia,Bush is still the prez,and Cheney is being quiet and scary,with long chats with the saudi royal famliy
I like your reveiwing your test questions....you care for your students..which is good in a educator
windows 2000 works well enough for me,with the latest firefox...I have often wished more choices were avalible...

Mon Dec 11, 01:36:52 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, floyd.

I haven't uninstalled IE7 yet just because I want to document all the nasty ways Microsoft has decided to shoot perfectly good code in the foot.

As an example, apparently I can no longer use the reliable old BASE tag on links to get them to open in a new window. That really annoys me since the alternative is the TARGET="_BLANK" attribute, which is oh-so non-W3C. Come to think of it, Firefox declined to recognize the BASE tags, too.

Worse for me is that Microsoft decided that it could alter the Windows environment to make its IE7 work the way it wanted to. That was one of the major issues with Microsoft controlling both the "operating system" and the software it was vending: it could do things that other software developers could not; and in this case, its alterations have made several key programs I use completely inoperable. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This would be like, back in the old days, installing some program and having it rewrite the DOS kernel, thereby causing other programs running under DOS to crash and burn.

Just unbelievable; and as I stated in my post, about as blatantly anti-competitive as you can get.


The Dark Wraith is going to keep IE7 for a few more days just to see how irritated he can get at it.

Mon Dec 11, 01:47:40 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Old White Lady.

Yes, our troops have been stretched about as far as they can. If we get into a fight with Iran, we're going to need lots and lots of fresh meat for the grinder. Thanks to Democratic Senator Rangel, we have a draft proposal right on the congressional burner for the upcoming session of Congress.

That was nice of him to have such forethought.


The Dark Wraith wonders who needs enemies when we have friends like some of these Democrats.

Mon Dec 11, 01:51:20 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, John Angliss.

Yes, Scotland Yard is doing the good work going to Moscow to conduct some interviews. Of course, Putin has already pointed out that the Russian constitution forbids the extradition of its citizens to another country, so any hope of justice being rendered is out the door.

If I were those British investigators, I'd take my own food along to eat.

Just as a precaution, mind you.


The Dark Wraith prefers his dinner without alpha particles flying out of it.

Mon Dec 11, 01:54:56 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, BlondeSense Liz.

I shall, indeed, use a sans-serif font in the Blue Ice.

As far as being mindful of the load my students are under, I have to note that, back in my day, we had to walk through 20 miles of snow to get to finals. And furthermore, our lectures were way more difficult. Do you have any idea how hard it was to read a professor's PowerPoint lectures back when they were on stone tablets?

In cuneiform, no less?

By the way, give your boy my best wishes. Hofstra is a great school. (And it really is a tough school, too.)

And as far as our days as the banker's privileged kids are concerned, I guess I can take pride in the fact that, because I have no debt, interest rates rising to more sane levels won't get me down too much. I just got turned down for a loan because I don't borrow money. At first, I was so frustrated; then it occurred to me that I should be grateful. At least now I know I won't ever be a part of the culture of borrowing, so the re-alignment of the interest rates won't ever hit me, at least not squarely.

Of course, when interest rates do begin to head north, the whole economy will get off this gains-to-leverage gambit the Republicans have been playing with the debt-leveraged growth. That's going to be quite a shocker as far as slowing down overall growth of the economy and the job growth in it.

Considering, however, how many of those jobs are low-end stuff, it won't be that much of a loss, except that now we'll have to let unemployed former Bush supporters suck off the welfare system they so despised when it wasn't their ox getting gored.


The Dark Wraith can hardly wait to start lecturing unemployed Republicans about how they're nothing but a bunch of lazy welfare cheats.

Mon Dec 11, 02:09:14 AM EST  
 rcg blogged...

Wow... at each topic I thought, "yeah, I have to comment on this", but you hit on so many that I will just say, "thanks".

Awww, shit, I cannot resist...We won't rat on the Russians because they would pay it back. hehe

Mon Dec 11, 02:21:05 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, snuffy.

Windows 2000 was a good, solid platform. Truth be told, I myself stuck with Windows NT long after everyone else was headed for more modern turf.

XP is stable enough, but Lord! is it a resource hog. I rue the day Vista is released. My system labors with XP, and Vista would just overwhelm it. I'll have to figure out something, though, since I have to stay with the current technology so I'm one step ahead of my students (a few of whom keep me on my toes with what they know).

I share your wish that there were more options out there. I truly miss the old days when different software that did the same tasks could be tried. It was like an adventure in those days: different word processors, different spreadsheet programs, even different versions of DOS! Of course, Netscape Navigator was the browser.

The competition among developers ensured that good software was offered, and innovation was pretty fast.

I remember having both Lotus 1-2-3 and Quattro Pro on my laptop; and I had WordPerfect and WordStar before that, although I finally settled on WordPerfect because it was so much of everything I needed.

Of course, I also had games on my computer back then. Backgammon and chess were my diversions. I remember that stupid backgammon program: it cheated.

I miss the old days when computers were for fun and writing dissertations. Now, they're just a way for Bill Gates to make more billions for himself.


The Dark Wraith feels like installing Novell DOS 7.0 again.

Mon Dec 11, 02:24:29 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...back in my day, we had to walk through 20 miles of snow to get to finals." -- Dark Wraith

BTW, I showed your comment above to Patricia of Lone Tree, who attended a one-room schoolhouse for all 8 years of her elementary schooling. When I asked, "Whaddayathink of that"?, she replied, "You tell the Wraith that I had to walk barefoot through 2 miles of waist-deep snow to get to school and back, and it was uphill both ways".

Mon Dec 11, 09:23:22 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Re: Poisonings. Isn't the president of Ukraine a victim, too? (That was weed killer, if I recall correctly.)

Re: The dollar. Here's an article about it.

- oddjob

Mon Dec 11, 10:08:51 AM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Acutally it's 2,3,7,8-TCDD, commonly known as dioxin, a by-product of the manufacture of 2,4,5-T known as Agent Orange and 2,4-D which is still made in the USA but I believe it was banned in Canada some years ago.

It's amazingling toxic to guinea pigs (LD50, 6ppt/kg) but so far, for what seems to be known it causes chloracne in humans but does not easily kill them. I think the book on TCDD is not closed, it is very bad shit. It is also made about anytime you burn anything and in the bleaching processes at paper pulping mills. I used to work for a Wastewater Utility where one of our Industrial users made 1/3 of the Agent Orange used in SE Asia. I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.

Mon Dec 11, 02:31:27 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

Oh, I took the test and I am "twisted", just barely evil. I already knew that. It goes on to say that I could come back if I wanted, but I don't.

Mon Dec 11, 02:47:00 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

"I'll be administering tests next week. Most of my students will pass. Most of them will have learned quite a bit. Sadly, though, I cannot guarantee you that their grades reflect some absolute level of achievement or even aptitude with respect to the content of the course. They're not well-prepared academically when they come in, and they're not well-prepared academically when they leave, even if they have passed. But they do have knowledge and skills leaving that they didn't have when they started. Whether they wanted to or not, they learned quite a bit.

Although I cannot give you any assurances, I can say that it is my hope that, not only did they learn a lot about the subjects of the courses they took from me, but they also learned at least a little bit about how to learn."

Quoth the Dark Wraith. My favorite job was teaching about something I really did know a little about. At least well enough that the students had a real chance at starting a little over the entry level into a position. I was only a perfessor, not a real professor. The greatest difficulties I had in teaching were the wide swings in mood, somedays things went very well, success! Other days it would seem that I was not getting anywhere. Lithium should be manditory for a teacher. But then, that would take some of the thrill out of the challenge of it. Sorta like Grandma's allusion to the roller coaster or the merry-go-round in "Parenthood". One thrills you, scares you. The other just goes around. My guess is the better educators prefer the thrills and fears. Plus, I tried to be a bit entertaining to keep the interest level up. Everyone has suffered thtough booring lectures, but if I could just get your attention, usually you could easily understand what I had to say. I miss it, it was fun to be of some measure of real help to so many.

Mon Dec 11, 03:51:00 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Thanks Blackdog, I had forgotten it was dioxin.

- oddjob

Mon Dec 11, 09:59:41 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Wow, Wraith, you sure covered a lot of ground in this post. I do like that I can come here and learn from you.

The question is, "Is our children learning?" Sheesh.

This gets you earning a college degree? This makes you smart enough to run a country? This passes for being educated? I cringe every time I hear that man attempt to speak. And I'm not even going to bother as to why this makes for another reasonable proof that the Lunatic in Chief has been an utter failure in everything else he's ever tried to do.

As in so many other things that are wrong with our country, we are falling behind the rest of the world in properly funding education, too. I don't envy you the problems of trying to teach students that come so ill prepared into the higher institutions these days. I certainly don't like how the problems of this educational system of our country limits our teachers abilities to teach. No wonder good college teachers like yourself are so frustrated. And I cannot believe how many young people I run into these days that simply cannot make change without a computerized register helping them, and even then they mess up! The educational system sucks. And it makes little sense that my school taxes keep going up when the funding actually goes down.

It's no big wonder, either, considering the inefficiency of the bully radical right wing majority that ruled in our Congress these last 12 years. A whole generation of kids was left behind for good quality basic education. Cutting funding for education is just wrong. It needs to be fixed. And it adds further insult when more tax breaks are given to the rich. This needs to be fixed, too. The best product of this country should be good solid schooling for our future generations. I do wonder if part of the reasoning behind the politicians who supported this NCLB atrocity is because they are terrified of educated voters.

And every time I read or hear the phrase "Bubble Boy" I just cannot help but think of a scene in a snow globe with all these flakes swirling around. Yep... Washington DC.

Oh jeez, there's so much that needs to be fixed. And the 109 Congress yet again proved their incompetence, irresponsibility for the messes they created, and their vast capability for do-nothingness.
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"...back in my day, we had to walk through 20 miles of snow to get to finals." -- Dark Wraith

Back in my day:

The sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a giant tortoise.

We didn't have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

We didn't have rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

We didn't have fancy high numbers. We had "nothing," "one," "twain" and "multitudes."

We didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an axe, you just had to hope you could outrun him.

We didn't have lap top computers and internet. We had to go to the library to plagiarize our term papers. And we had to write our school papers with our own blood on leaves. And we couldn't eat the leaves. We had to eat bark.

And we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.

Tue Dec 12, 10:47:59 AM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

Good Evening Dark Wraith,

Back when I was working in the lending end of banking, I thought it incredibly unfair that most customers who who never allowed themselves to get into debt were usually denied credit when they needed it... even mortgages!

I'm very happy to not be in debt. I just got a lucky break because otherwise, I'd be in up to my eyebrows and drowning.

Hofstra is a good school and it's hard too. My son is in the Honors College which is even harder. I went to Hofstra for my MBA a million years ago. I don't know how I did it. It was way over my head.

Wed Dec 13, 06:14:55 PM EST  
 Wild Clover blogged...

I want my old 8088 back with dos, or at the least Win 3.1 with (I think) Dos 5.something...it had XTree, which could f%%k you royally, but boy, could you find and fix a problem. I want a "new" copy of '98 or ME or 2000(my 98 cd was borrowed and never returned by an ex friend) so I can run some games on my other computer that just don't play nice on XP or on really fast processors.

I'm glad to hear I'm not missing anything of note not having the IE upgrade-I hate tabbed browser windows anyway-I don't see the point-it has yet to complete downloading fully on my crawling dial-up...the modem is dying and on a great day pulls 33333kbps. I'll quit trying, since I use Opera anyway.
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This I certainly did not expect...Wraith, I'll trade for your neutral.

You are Angelic

Sat Dec 16, 12:57:56 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Geez, Wild Clover! 'Angelic'?!


The Dark Wraith must re-assess his perception of the universe.

Sat Dec 16, 01:51:48 AM EST  

       

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Editorial:
Details and Devils

Last Sunday, the blogger litbrit of The Last Duchess crossposted her article entitled, "The Dead Don’t Give A Damn What We Call It" at Shakespeare's Sister. Her post concerned a New York Times article by Frank Rich about the use of language by the media to frame the situation in Iraq and by Mr. Bush to literally construct his own perception of what's happening there. Mr. Rich used as an example of Mr. Bush's extraordinary disconnect the recent incident with newly elected Senate Democrat Jim Webb of Virginia: Bush asked Webb how his son (a soldier in Iraq) was doing, and Mr. Webb responded by saying, "I’d like to get them out of Iraq," to which the President snapped that he didn't ask what Mr. Webb wanted.

The comment thread from litbrit's post included a running exchange between Minstrel Boy of Harp & Sword and your host here at The Dark Wraith Forums, with others, including litbrit, herself, offering thoughts on Rich's column and on Mr. Bush's state of mind.

As is often the case, conversations with Minstrel Boy can be interesting and informative, his words being the product of both his experience as a soldier in the Vietnam War and his extensive knowledge of military history. During our discussion in that comment thread, he offered an important judgment that I wish to emphasize and then use as a touchstone for a point of my own; but first, it would be proper form to reproduce here some of the exchange on that thread from litbrit's post.
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just a quick expansion of the webb story. three days before the reception at the white house webb's son's unit was ambushed in al-anbar province. the vehicle next to his son's was bombed, killing three members of the unit. young corporal webb behaved like the webbs have behaved in battle since the french and indian war for this country. with courage, compassion and selfless courage. senator elect webb had a lot on his mind and went to the reception because of his sense of duty and deference to the institutions of this nation. he purposely avoided the reception line because he did not want to make nice with the man who is stubbornly and idioticly putting our children's lives at risk for no good reason. mr. bush (who knew exactly what the situation was with webb's son, he fucking knew exactly) broke ranks and sought him out for a little session of frat boy bullying. the implied threat of "i can kill your son if you fuck with me." asshole. reprehensible asshole. i would have bitten throat out of that rear echelon mother fucker. then hit the buffet. webb has a lot more character than i do.

— The Minstrel Boy

Thanks, MB. I wasn't sure what would happen if I put up the whole thing (men in black NYT vans suddenly pull up outside my house and pull me from my laptop while I'm still in my pink, sock-monkey-print PJs?) so I excerpted as heavily and as appropriately as I could.

You gots more balls than I do, Sir! (As Son Two would say, Well, Deet-dee-dee..., which I'm told is the new Duh in Hipworld.)

The Webb incident was just the latest installment of what has become a far-reaching collection of utterly unbelievable, utterly disrespectful Bush declarations. Think Cindy Sheehan. Think every parent or loved one of every soldier, the fallen and the still-standing alike.

AAAAAAARGH.

— litbrit

Good morning, litbrit.

While I am glad for Frank Rich's column, allow me a tempering thought, here.

Poll question for the American people:

Which would you prefer?

A) A change of military strategy by the Administration that would allow us to win in Iraq.

B) A change of political strategy by the Administration that would allow us to leave Iraq.


In my judgment, Choice B) is the runner-up, the one the electorate has now chosen merely because Mr. Bush lost his credibility in delivering A).

When this war in Iraq is over for the United States—and that, by the way, will be a long, long time from now—I shall be woefully impatient with the inevitable "soul searching" in which politicians, pundits, and commoners will engage. They got what they wanted when they wanted it: razzle-dazzle, slam-bam, shock-and-awe right on the tellie. Must-see TV for the Payback Time Generation.

Senator Webb's son gets to have the other side of the coin: while we as a nation will someday gladly leave Iraq, those soldiers of our country who stood that ground in a miserable Middle Eastern country will get to have their own version of the old Charlie Daniels Band Song. Anyone remember it?

"I Am Still in Saigon."

Mr. Bush might very well ensure that soldiers remain in Baghdad for quite a while to come, but it was the American people who were ultimately responsible for ensuring that Mr. Webb's son and tens of thousands of others like him will spend the rest of their days still in Iraq, regardless of how far from that awful place they run for the rest of their days.

Let us never forget to thank the voters for that for the rest of their days.


The Dark Wraith has had his say.

— Dark Wraith

...[T]o answer your question, I choose B because I was always against the illegal and immoral invasion; now, as then, I believe our military muscle and national treasure are put to their best and noblest use protecting and providing for Americans right here at home. Defending the Constitution, fighting "food insecurity", and all that.

I should add that A is probably impossible, unless you're one of those who'd happily wait for that infamous infinite number of monkeys--the ones with infinite typewriters and limitless time--to churn out a bit of Shakespeare.

Something tells me you're not, though. B it is.

— litbrit

I find it altogether troubling that Mr. Bush is still able to frame the debate about "pullback" in terms of "win" and "lose" being mutually exclusive opposites, which is not the case in a conflict that has become a slow-bleed war of attrition. Only by allowing a failed military/political strategy, one that from its inception included both lies and wholly silly theoretical underpinnings, to distend into what Iraq has become for us does "losing" become the alternative to "winning."

Mr. Bush has dug his own grave, and he continues to do so. I just wish he would continue his descent into Hell using a shovel not made from the bones of Americans and Iraqis.


The Dark Wraith can't wait to see the look on his face when he makes it all the way down to Satan's office complex.

— Dark Wraith

another factor to consider in "get out now" (which by the way is something that should be done except for the reasons i'm about to go into)

for the last eight months or so i have been pointing out to people (along with wes clark, colin powell, david hackett fisher and a few others) that the situation on the ground in iraq, the geography and the mood of the people there precludes us pulling out without a bloodbath along the lines of la noche triste where cortez had to fight his way out of tenochtitlan. there was another british retreat from afghanistan (i think 1920's about the time they made up the concept of iraq and set the stage for today's current clusterfuck) where they were slaughtered by small tribe after small tribe.

the distances, the anger of the people, the geographic choke points, the fact that our forces have been stretched and bled dry on this misadventure for the last five years all show that a quick bug out is not wise or even plausible.

so then, what to do?

some folks argue that forting up might be the key. turning the u.s. presence into knights in a castle who ride out when the residents light a bonfire (or flash the bat signal to the sky). great idea except that then we have sitting targets for mortars, rockets and other long range weapons. which they will get, and use. because they hate us so much.

a massive rescue effort (taking far more personnel than the suggestion of john mccain's 20,000, which by the way, is troops we do not fucking have). link up, join in and (to quote the old good bad movie "the warriors" bop our way home. this would require the saudis to accept another massive u.s. ground presence. the turks also.

withdraw to kurdistan (a de facto entity folks it was that before we invaded and will remain so). same as a retreat to the south except with a much more harrowing final exit route. (north through the soviet union, or through turkey, the turks might be bought off with an entry ticket to the EU so there's some small hope)

this scenario plays out like the crows anthem from the wiz which is returning to broadway soon, but i digress.


you can't win
you can't get even
and you can't get out of the game.

this is a clusterfuck of monumental proportions. bush is the spiritual heir to quintus varius. (look it up)

— The Minstrel Boy

"These (Aztecs) then came and I told them to observe how they could not triumph, and how each day we did them great harm and killed many of them and we were burning and destroying their city; and that we would not cease until there was nothing left either of it or of them. They replied that they had indeed seen how much they had suffered and how many of them had died, but that they were all determined to perish or have done with us, and that I should look and see how full of people were all those streets and squares and roof tops. Furthermore, they had calculated that if 25,000 of them died for every one of us, they would finish with us first, for they were many and we were but few."

--Hernan Cortés--

— The Minstrel Boy

And so, then, we came to the only possible option remaining.

We fed them to each other; we pitted them against their own brethren in a spiraling vortex of blood spraying up into the caustic sky. Hatred that had festered in rotting tombs for centuries, we dredged it from the very soil, itself, and we made them to feed; and so they did. Great was their hunger, and flesh—any flesh—was their supper that night as we watched in awe at what we had done.

But anon, we would have to leave; and leave we did, amid the screams, amid the wailing, amid the roar of war become the glowing iron of self-destruction.

We departed, and they did not see us in our quiet flight.

We departed, and they did not care, for we had shown them an enemy to hate far more than they could hate us: we had shown them the enemy that is themselves.

One day, God forbid, we shall see that enemy here in this land, too, for that enemy lives in the hearts of all men who would surrender, willingly or by duress, to the animals of our nature.

Already, I can hear it howling patiently from my shores, even as I come marching home.

Even as I come marching home the defeated hero that I am.

--Dark Wraith--

— Dark Wraith
◊      ◊      ◊

The American pullout scenarios envisioned by many on the Left and even some on the Right merit in their details the kind of harsh light Minstrel Boy brings to bear. One solution touted by the some was mentioned favorably by Andrew Sullivan in a December 5, 2006, column entitled, "The Gathering Storm," a wide-ranging op-ed piece that begins with his own, personal endorsement of Robert Gates as the new Secretary of Defense, this despite Dr. Gates's status as what could easily be described as an unindicted co-conspirator in the Reagan Administration's criminal acts collectively known as the Iran-Contra scandal, as recapped by, among others, Ray McGovern, a 27-year veteran of the CIA.

After the endorsement of Dr. Gates to resume his former career as a public official with a history of manipulating intelligence to get Congress to do Presidential bidding, and before launching into a simplistic characterization of 16th and 17th Century European history as "...a massive, sectarian, regional bloodbath" that will happen all over again in the 21st Century, Mr. Sullivan makes this passing statement about the situation in Iraq:
"The best hope for Iraq is perhaps a temporary surge in U.S. troops to make one last effort at some effort at a relatively peaceful de facto partition, before the near-inevitable U.S. withdrawal and subsequent involvement of Saudis and Egyptians in support of the Sunnis and the Iranians on the side of the Shia."
Mr. Sullivan puts it on the table, the emerging silver bullet: partition. His version has the shiny, testosterone gloss of one last roar of U.S. troops kicking serious booty to get all those fractious Iraqis into line before we bug out.

Oh, yes, and the Saudis will flow in to see to it that our will be done as far as that partition goes, this despite the rather inconvenient situation on the ground with the House of Saud having to deal with its own running battle with internal anti-government militants. We'll get this mess under control, if only Dr. Gates can get Bush to see the light of letting Iraq break apart into three states, something called "Kurdistan" for the Kurds, some miserable piece of left-over turf for the Sunnis, and the rump Iraq with lots and lots of oil for the Shi'ites.

Yes, that's a good endpoint at which the United States should now aim, according to Mr. Sullivan. Unfortunately, that scenario, or some minor variation on it, has a good chance of becoming the widely preferred combo meal at the American Opinion Drive-Thru Solutions Diner.

Now, let us briefly but objectively think about the details of the pieces of this partitioning solution.

First, whether or not "Kurdistan" will ever be recognized as a full-fledged state, it already exists, but that does not mean it's not going to be a problem. Neighboring Turkey will have on-going and serious issues with even an unrecognized but de facto homeland for the Kurds since provisional Kurdish militias still routinely make cross-border, terrorist-type raids into Turkey, and Turkey routinely reciprocates with cross-border, punitive attacks to kill Kurds who might or might not have been involved in the original raids. That conflict will continue to simmer for decades, and it will inevitably flare up every now and then into something that looks an awful lot like war. And adding a rather strange twist to that mix will be Israel, which has a difficult but deepening matrix of commercial, political, and military ties with both Turkey and Kurdistan. One might argue, of course, that perhaps Israel's greatest movement toward maturity as a nation-state will be when it finds itself in the unenviable and entirely novel position of having to act as a peace broker between two of its allies that it really wants to keep from each other's throat.

So Kurdistan—what was once northern Iraq—will be a source both of hope for stability and of spasmodic warfare in the coming decades; and as a point to Mr. Sullivan, that on-going tension and occasional, open conflict will not be "sectarian," nor will it necessarily be a "bloodbath."

Below Kurdistan is another matter: a bloodbath awaits almost any solution at this point, but no matter how many times the mainstream news media and some bloggers call it "sectarian" violence, that does not make it so. The Sunni/Shia distinction is obvious right now, but that is merely a pair of focal points for many issues that internally divide Iraqis, those being the divisions that Saddam Hussein was so masterfully able to contain in a way that makes George W. Bush look like an utter, incompetent, pathetic, rank amateur by comparison.

Cleaving a border to wedge the Sunnis and the Shi'ites from each other is a fool's goal, and the tragedy is that it has a very good chance of being the final solution, once President Bush is no longer an impediment. In any partition, the Shi'ites will get most of the territory that has the oil under it. The Sunnis will get dirt, and it will enrage them for generations, if not centuries, to come. The talk of bringing Iran and Syria into the brokered settlement is just brilliant, too: they're going to broker the maximum deal for the Shia majority of Iraq, and then they're going to run that new, rump Iraq of the Shi'ites like their own fiefdom. Lebanon under Syrian political and military domination was nothing but a shell of a state. The difference between Lebanon and the rump Iraq of the Shi'ites under the political shadow of Iran and Syria is that there won't be any chance whatsoever for an eventual Cedar Revolution for the latter, but there will be a very high probability that, sooner or later, Israel will feel compelled to use military force to contain what it will perceive as a clear and compelling threat to it.

The very idea that Iran needs to be brought into any "solution" to the crisis in Iraq shows just how miserable the choices are at this point. Any place where you find yourself in a poker game where the Devil is welcome to the table is a casino you never should have entered. But here we are: a weak, annoying little state that once in a while used to sponsor terrorism—despite Dr. Gates's mid-1980s lies to the contrary—has now become a regional pain in the backside able to just sit back and wait for us to come begging.

As a rhetorical question, just for the record, who brought us to this unhappy place, the poker table where the Taliban and Ba'athist enemies of the hegemons in Tehran are no longer around to keep Iran in a vice grip? Why, that would be none other than George W. Bush and his neo-conservative genius war-mongers.

And finally, let us be clear about the on-going and coming "bloodbath" in Iraq: whether we stay or leave, for a long time to come, that word will characterize the miserable land we invaded. All we're debating right now is how much American blood will be in the rivers of it that flow through the coming decade. Is anyone bold enough to openly say the awful truth about our eventual departure?—that part about how we Americans have made an unbelievably huge mess, a human tragedy of just about epic proportions, but now we need to leave so those Muslims can kill each other and leave us out of it?

Whether the President who caused this eventually goes to the gallows or into disgraced obscurity, we as a nation now must carry the blame for a catastrophe we simply cannot undo, cannot fix, and cannot find someone else upon whom to lay the blame.

Fortunately, we can always use our wholly facile, irrelevant language of "sectarian violence," "civil war," and "pullback" to assuage our national conscience and mitigate the glaring discomfort that comes with direct, unavoidable culpability; and we can bring back to power a skillful liar from another deceitful Administration; and we can put into power a party of men and women who consistently, for six long years, cowered before the neo-conservatives when the winds of popular support blew far from the world of measured skepticism that should never have been abandoned as the hallmark of statesmanship.

The good news is that it really is okay if we walk away from Iraq without feeling overwhelmingly mortified by the bloodbath that bears our imprimatur. Someday, just like always, we'll pay, and we'll pay dearly.

And when we do, watch just how morally outraged we'll be by the injustice of it all.


The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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 My Pet Goat blogged...

I'd like to see Bush define what win means to him. I suspect win means saving his face amongst his true believers, and absolutely nothing to do with anything else. He has crawled so far into the shit hole his arrogance won't allow him to do anything different.

I propose a modified choice B. As I see it, this dilemma doesn't require an all or nothing choice. All those that voted for somebody other than bush and/or believe this war is wrong, illegal, etc. are withdrawn immediately. All those that voted for bush, or didn't bother to vote, get to stay. All war funding is immediately cut, other than to remove said troops. Those left get any remaining supplies, but nothing new.

This choice salvages the good guys and pacifies the more moralistic side of society. This choice also allows bush to safe face, pacifies the neocon side of society, and disposes of the bad guys. Finally, this choice allows the various factions in Iraq to have their red meat, and maybe, just maybe, when they're done they'll have gained some mutual respect that results in less political turbulence.

As a final thought, Operation Meat Grinder requires the direct, on the ground leadership of the commander in chief, George Little Bighorn Bush.

Thu Dec 07, 12:05:09 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

I think we need to get out now ASAP

I know there's massive speculation about wars breaking out all over the place with the Saudis moving in to protect the Sunnis in Baghdad and Syria and Iran duking out for their piece of Shi'a control but I say so the fuck what?

What we should be doing is letting them work it out themselves. Ofcouse we won't because we have it in our heads that we need their oil.

And if we don't take the oil then France, Russia, and China will move and by God we can't have that!

I say get out now completely. Come home and put our heads together on achieving energy indenpendence in 5 years.

By the time the Russians, Chinese, and French colonize and divy up the choice parts of the Middle East and start pumping oil we'll no longer need it. They'll lose a huge chunk of market share.

The other argument against pulling out I think is bunk too. And that is if we pull out it will lead to the ressurection of some sort of either Turk, Saudi, or Persian empire. This new empire will aquire nukes and become a super power.

I think that's bullshit too. We're selling Nukes to India. Pakistan and North Korea already have nukes. Nukes is not a good enough reason to invade, occupy, and continue to accept American bloodshed.

No one's going to invade America any time soon no matter what happens in the Middle East.

And if some nefarious Middle East empire arises hell bent on nuking us, the second they launch missle one their whole entire empire will evaporate into molten glass.

The only reason anyone wants to stay in Iraq is for money and power. No one cares about the Iraqis. No one cares about the U.S. soldiers. (when I say "no one" I mean the power brokers in this world, the Bush's, the Saudis etc).

The sooner we get out the better. If we stay it's a blood bath. If we go it's a blood bath.

Besides, why the fuck should we believe these same so-called experts who got us into this mess in the first place?

It could very well be that if we leave Iraq will actually stabilize. Any of these pencil necks actually consider that scenario? Ofcourse not because it is not in their best interest for us to leave.

Fri Dec 08, 06:22:12 PM EST  
 snuffy blogged...

Dark Wraith...
I belive those of you who expect the Dems ,or public anger,or world opinion to result in our disengageing with the Iraq catastrophy to be mistaken.We will stay in Iraq,until the oil is gone,or,until we face our own bloody millitary defeat.Our government ,at some level,understands that the data is in,and we are bumping along the plateau of peak oil.This has many ,many connotations,that taken together,or separately,paint a dark
grim future.
I spent a lot time,effort,and personal treasure,to try and get official action,or at least awareness, to those in power,of what peak really means.The results were...ugly.
Lately,I have seen "semi-official" reaction to the growing public awareness...the much ballyhood CERA report that gave anyone who wanted to,oficial cover for inaction...a little more bailing wire and chewing gum to hold this "reality" together for just a bit longer
Let me tell you how it would be for anyone who was being effective at proposeing a valid "peace with dignety" that would allow our exit,say some senetor,or congresscritters that really ,really had the public heart...and demontrations of hundreds of thousands....huge political rallys ect..They would be invited for a private "breifing" where,when sworn to deep secrecy,they would be shown the true charts...the Heirsh report material not made public...and the likely consequence of the public"grokking" Peak Oil.Then the dismantleing,or destuction of the movement wold begin...
We have 6 billon souls on this planet.The only way we can feed this crew is by the concentated energy stored for millions of years in the form of oil.
The Iraq war is just the begining of the resource wars that will end when we're extinct,or have killed enought of the population of the world to start from scratch again.
All the heavy hitters in this administration are oil people first and foremost.They grok peak...thats why we have americas boys and girls in this meatgrinder,and why I expect a draft...A black flag operation to rouse the publics anger..and 2,000,000 troops drafted..with a full wartime economy,homeland security looking up yore arse,and those Hallibuton "detention centers"
{350 million buys a hellave concentration camp system} full up.Welcome to the new Amerika....Then there will be time for the conquest of venezuala...ect...If you can go to the place where the petro-geological/science/techie type hang[theoildrum.com],and come to a different conclution than I have ,after 5 solid years of reveiwing this data,please refute me...until then,understand that our lives are soon to change forever...and the dream we have live for so long will soon be a nightmare that tear the sanity from many.Our soon-to-be-recived payback for the blind eye that we have turned for the evil done in our name around the world will be biblical.
I am starting to understand how the educated classes of Rome felt when they saw the darkness comeing

Sun Dec 10, 01:06:08 AM EST  

       

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Editorial:
They the People

In a post published at Shakespeare's Sister, The Heretik comments on a Sunday, December 3, 2006, op-ed column by Eric Foner in The Washington Post entitled, "He's the Worst Ever." As the title of the Post article suggests, Mr. Foner proposes that George W. Bush will go down in history as one of the worst Presidents, if not the worst, in the history of the United States. He argues that Mr. Bush shares qualities of leadership style similar to others in the 'bottom rung' populated by the likes of Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, James Polk, and Richard Nixon. Having shown similarities between Bush and others considered among the worst, Foner concludes of George W. Bush:
"[I]n his first six years in office he has managed to combine the lapses of leadership, misguided policies and abuse of power of his failed predecessors."
For his part, The Heretik concludes on a resonant note with the following:
"People who go with their gut feeling and brag about it regularly eventually are recognized for who they are: people too lazy to use their brains. This White House has been run by people who have presumed the people could be fooled all the time. We are smarter than that. We have the heart and the compassion our leader does not."
While Pierce, Buchanan, and (let us not forget) Hoover might indeed have been bottom-rung, failed leaders, it is important to keep in mind that every one of them was, as is George W. Bush, an elected leader. The very real possibility that Mr. Bush's two election victories were the result of fraud does nothing to mitigate the glaring fact that a large number of Americans from time to time vote into office, and then choose to retain to that office, extraordinarily incompetent, venal, corrupt, ineffective, and/or just plain bad individuals.

That quite a few of Mr. Bush's former supporters now want him out of office is no evidence of fundamental change within them; they remain what they were when they voted for him, praised him, and supported his actions: they are a deep shadow cast by the American psyche, something to which this nation in its elected officials will revert again and again.

These people, just like those who ultimately repudiated the likes of miserable Presidents before, are not supporters of progressivism, not in any meaningful sense of the word; they are instead fickle users, people who will in the fullness of time return to their tendency to find mean-spirited stupidity in those they hold in esteem. Neo-conservatism in general, and George W. Bush in particular, offered methods of governance that voters found attractive. That neo-conservatism as it was operationalized by Bush failed merely means he failed. Offer up to those same voters another Republican or even a Democrat every bit as pretend-tough, "down-home" mean, "gut"-oriented in decision making, and they will jump right on the bandwagon.

Below is a graphical presentation of the latest Quinnipiac University National Thermometer poll of "warmth of sentiment" held by voters toward prominent politicians.

Warmth of Sentiment

Published on November 27, the results are telling. Topping the list is Republican Rudolph Giuliani, whose supposedly "liberal" views on matters such as choice are at least arguably overshadowed by his legendary reputation as a get-tough law enforcement type. More tellingly, setting aside Bill Clinton, who cannot run for President in 2008, the top of the chart is dominated by Republicans and their ally, Senator Joseph Lieberman, a Democrat in name only when it comes to many of his foreign policy positions, which are stikingly neo-conservative.

But some might point out that Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) certainly seems to hold a good second place in the graphic above. Unfortunately, other data collected during the Quinnipiac survey reveals that, while Mr. Obama scores high on warmth of sentiment, that might be only because many of those surveyed don't know much about him. The graphic below shows the percentage of poll respondents who didn't know enough about the politician to offer a response to the "warmth of sentiment" question. Obama scored 41 percent on the lack of recognition component of the survey, placing him in the lower half of the 20 on the list.

Lack of Recognition

This is even more troubling than it first appears. The simple correlation coefficient for Democrats shows a slightly negative relationship of -0.092 between "warmth of sentiment" and lack of recognition. This is barely if at all statistically significant and means respondents were slightly more likely to associate high warmth of sentiment to those Democrats about whom they knew. The correlation coefficient for the Republicans is even less significant at a value of -0.065.

Sen. Obama bucks the slight overall tendency evident for both Democrats and Republicans: he scores high on the "warmth of sentiment" measure, but also scores high on lack of recognition. In fact, the extent of Mr. Obama's anomalous combination of results for warmth of sentiment and lack of recognition is revealed when the correlation coefficient for the Democrats is run removing his data: the value of the correlation coefficient more than doubles from -0.092 all the way to -0.22. This indicates that, taking out the only Democrat in the top four, respondents reveal a statistically significantly greater warmth of sentiment the more they know about Democrats. But because no Democrats are among the top four when Sen. Obama is removed from the poll results, that warmth of sentiment for Democrats is shared by fewer people than is the same sentiment for Republican candidates.

That does not bode well for Democrats going into the 2008 Presidential campaign and renders at least superficial evidence that the underlying current of sentiment among the majority of Americans remains Republican-leaning conservative.

Indeed, it was not conservatism or even perhaps neo-conservatism that the voters rejected in the rout of Republicans on November 7 of this year; instead, it was the incumbents who were implementing conservative policies who were thrown out of office.

No doubt, a sound argument can be made that the results of a single Quinnipiac University poll should not be used to make some sweeping statement about current, general voter sentiments. On the other hand, it is no less a sweeping statement to declare that the very same electorate that twice put a man like George W. Bush into the Oval Office has somehow in two short years had a fundamental change of mind about what constitutes desirable qualities in a President. To assume that a welcome transformation of the majority of Americans toward progressivism is underway is folly. Far more likely, the majority is looking for what George W. Bush was supposed to be as a conservative that he failed to be in that role.

Should that be what was truly behind the Democratic gains in November, the outlook is bleak. Republicans could very well hold the White House in 2008 and might even re-capture either the House or the Senate then. Any reciprocating "warmth of sentiment" Democrats might have toward the majority of voters right now must be tempered by the real possibility that a care-taker Congress has been put into place while the electorate sorts out which purveyor of Right-wing policies can best achieve the results Mr. Bush could not. This possibility makes the next two years crucial for the newly elected Democratic majorities in the House and Senate because they will have but 24 months—just one session of Congress—to do what they can to repair the damage wrought not merely by George W. Bush, but by the politics of a Republican Party that remains incapable of wise, prudent, and responsible governance.

It is altogether possible that the moral and financial mess wrought by the Republicans cannot be undone, but it is the duty of the Democrats to do what they can. Sadly, though, they should not labor under the misimpression that any repair they do will be rewarded by the voters in 2008, at least not as far as the Presidential race is concerned. The majority two years from now will be quite a bit like the majority that put a failed President back in the White House in 2004. To imagine that those voters have really learned their lesson is to ascribe to them something last month's elections did not and certainly could not demonstrate, something the Quinnipiac poll shows is still missing. The people who voted for Mr. Bush have not learned contrition, much less have they become ashamed of themselves for what they did in 2000 and 2004.

There is precious little evidence that the majority of Americans understand that George W. Bush is more than just another failed President: he is, in fact, a failed President they chose, not once, but twice.

It would be nice if someone would bluntly point that out to them.

They the People deserve to be reminded not just of what they've done to this country, but also of what they are for having done it.



The Dark Wraith has spoken.

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 Anonymous blogged...

It is going to take more than a destroyed middle eastern country and 3000 American deaths to get Americans to repudiate their infatuation with the tough guy politician they love.They are mad at Bush because he doesn't seem to have done his stern daddy role well. Americans would still prefer a capable stern daddy to any other type of president. Unfortunately I am afraid the only way to get Americans to see the futility of this model is through some very painful international lessons. If we do much more world bullying, especially of the "bull in china shop" variety we may find ourselves isolated and friendless in the world. Even patient Europe may tire of us.
A well-armed violent dominant self-rightous male who is denied his god ordained control of his world can be a very dangerous and irrational foe. Watch out world.

Sun Dec 03, 10:05:30 AM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

"They the People deserve to be reminded not just of what they've done to this country, but also of what they are for having done it."

And every day, on every bumper sticker, on every blog and piece of correspondence, and subtly by every Democrat on TV and Radio for the next two years!!

Sun Dec 03, 12:21:32 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Wraith,
I've got absolutely NO warm fuzzies for any of the Republicans on the list; chilled feelings for the DLC-ers; and than cool for most of the other Lefties, after their lukewarm and poor performances of late. Frankly, not one on that list does much to even quicken my pulse rate these days.

Name recognition? Geez, don't those people ever read?? Uh... I think I just answered my own question, because if they did, this country and this world would probably be in much better condition. (I couldn't find out where these surveys were conducted, but I think maybe the med cart is on the way down the hall!)

The twice selected, (not truly elected) Bush would need to put a very tall ladder in the deep hole he's dug himself into in order to reach for the bottom rung of presidential failures. IMO.


Anonymous,
Infatuation with what tough guy politician? Are you referring to that dictator wanna-be fake cowboy as a "tough" guy? Shoot, he can't even ride bicycles or chew pretzels without falling down!

Capable? Yes, by all means.

Intelligent? Most definitely.

An ADULT in the White House and not a snotty petulant spoiled brat? Oh, for sure.

More painful international lessons? Geez... isn't it already painfully obvious enough?

Stern daddy? Uh... I had a daddy. I don't need another one. TYVM.

God ordained control? Nope, ain't buying into that theory. MY God surely wouldn't select idiots and mad men to ruin His world, create havoc and destruction, or kill and injure His children. JMO.

Sun Dec 03, 08:08:52 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Uhmmm... My bad: should have been

"less than cool for the other Lefties"

(Must've had my tongue over my eye-teeth and couldn't see what I was saying.)

Sun Dec 03, 08:15:00 PM EST  
 Scott blogged...

Whether or not President Bush goes down in history as the worst president ever all depends on who writes the history. We all know how that goes. If "history" detailed the truth many textbooks would tell a quite different story (for example the plight of the "Native Americans").

The problems with Bush extend far past the president himself. The simple fact that Congress allowed things to continue does the path he laid out of the US to follow shows that they are just as contemptable. The fact that the American people voted him into office for a second time shows an even sadder problem.

When I picture Lady Liberty standing tall, her torch held high as a beacon to all, a sign of hope, of freedoms and liberties...I think. I think her spirit is tainted. She no longer stands but huddles instead on a cold wet rock, knees pulled tight to her chest, torch put aside. She is a victim of rape.

Back to the post's charts. Ah I see Gore and Hillary Clinton are on there. Aren't these like a couple of top contenders for the Democrats in the next presidential election? Yup. Oh yes there are others but I think they're probably going to give Hillary the nod...and if they do they're going to hand the election over to the Republicans, imo.

As for Bush? I predict a library with his name on it...and an aircraft carrier with his name on it will launch just before his brother Jeb goes into the oval office in 1012 or 1016.

Mon Dec 04, 08:53:05 AM EST  
 Scott blogged...

um...

I meant 2012 or 2016.

whoops. sorry.

Mon Dec 04, 08:55:16 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I meant 2012 or 2016." -- Scott

Scott, since sometimes I wonder if humans are retrogressing as a species, perhaps you were correct the first time.

Mon Dec 04, 09:05:56 AM EST  
 Scott blogged...

Yes, perhaps.

"We're All Devo!"
:-)

Mon Dec 04, 10:55:52 AM EST  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

off topic, and totally blogwhoring, but my first Truffle Contest is up over on "Harp and Sword" and also at "Big Brass Blog." War on Christmas? Who cares? I gots beaucoup chocolate.

Mon Dec 04, 12:35:45 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...George W. Bush will go down in history as one of the worst Presidents, if not the worst..."

I would venture the opinion that he is one of the 10 worst leaders of any country in the last 309,000 years.

Mon Dec 04, 07:46:28 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

Peter,
How many times do the evangelicals have to repeat that the universe is only 6,000 years old? Even in dog years you can't justify that number using the theory of religion. I've told you a million times never to exaggerate!

Mon Dec 04, 08:31:29 PM EST  
 Wild Clover blogged...

I suppose I'm just strange.... My personal warm fuzzie quotients for that list are close to a mirror image reversal of what seems to be popular.

Is it weird that I LIKE acerbic, witty competence more than bubbas? Even not- so-witty, somewhat bumbling but honest competence I find more appealing than the snake-oil salesmen types everyone loves. Am I strange to desire a beer with John Kerry more than with either Bush? Though I would really love to get daddy B drunk and ask him what he really thinks of sonny boy.

Mon Dec 04, 10:08:20 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

DW, this is OT but Sully's just put up a post you may find interesting. I'm curious to know your opinion of it.

- oddjob

Tue Dec 05, 01:05:33 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

A funny I saw today from Zimzone over at Think Progress:

Father Bush whispering to his son, W:
“Don’t make the same mistake in Iraq as I made with your Mother.”
W: “What was that?”
Father: I didn’t pull out in time.”

Not bad is it?

Tue Dec 05, 04:01:03 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Neither of them should never have entered in the first place, blackdog.


The Dark Wraith believes in walking away from dungeons of danger and despair.

Tue Dec 05, 07:47:21 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, OddJob.

I am on the verge of writing a post about what Sullivan said. He set me off twice in that article, and I don't think I'm going to let what he said pass.

I went over the edge with his casual line about maybe tossing a massive troop influx into the maw of Iraq for one last fling on our way out:

"The best hope for Iraq is perhaps a temporary surge in U.S. troops to make one last effort at some effort at a relatively peaceful de facto partition..."


GOD ALMIGHTY! Maybe if we hose a burning building with a blast of gasoline, we'll help those trapped firefighters get out. It's worth a shot, anyway.

And that thing about 'a relatively peaceful de facto partition' puts Mr. Sullivan on a planet other than one with oxygen.

Cripe.


The Dark Wraith simply cannot believe what he is reading these days.

Tue Dec 05, 07:57:53 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Wild Clover.

I spent way too much time with the bubba types to trust them any further than I could throw them.

Now, mind you, I do know some who feign a bubba pretty darned well, and they do it as a useful tactic when dealing with other bubbas. Joe Bob Briggs (a comedian and social commentator) comes to mind. Come to think of it, I come to mind.

As I have noted before, those who were in Bill Clinton's inner circle described meetings with him as being like grad school seminars, where discussion was open, intellectual, and quite free-form. This style is as opposed to that of George W. Bush, who was touted from the earliest days of his Presidency as running the show like he had done one too many videos of Meeting Management for MBAs.

Interestingly, in the many years I was a business consultant, I saw both kinds of styles in start-up companies. Although few of my clients ever survived, I did notice that there was a greater chance of surviving the first few months if the style was very rigid and business-like; but there was a much greater chance of surviving to the long run if the style was more intellectually stimulating in interactions at the high management levels.

The Texas companies with which I worked had a very strong tendency toward a bubba-type behavior among upper management. This was fine for operations that were very product oriented, like oil and gas exploration and exploitation, but it was a disaster for companies that were going beyond very standardized, well-worn pathways of enterprise.

I should write more about this someday. There might be some lessons to learn.


The Dark Wraith might be ready to revisit that era of his life in, oh, say, another hundred million years, maybe.

Tue Dec 05, 08:13:53 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I was more intrigued by your thoughts regarding his concerns about a general Middle Eastern sectarian war.

- oddjob

Tue Dec 05, 09:39:17 PM EST  
 father tyme blogged...

If the contries involved in the area were to stop for 60 seconds and think about it, they might realize they are playing right into the west's hands. By fighting each other we can sit back, watch the carnage and side with the winner; or attack the winner depending on who is president at the time. And we'll be there acting as referees to ake sure things go our way.
I know they have this deep seated hatred of us but their enmity for each other predates the west by a bunch. And while it may look like an opportunity to settle scores, try to attack Isreal and eliminate their other foes, what will they gain but weakening themselves? They'll do King George's or Karl's work for them.
The winner will be more than happy to strike a deal with the west for help rebuilding their world...for a hefty fee of course; maybe a LOT of oil.
And if it gets too far out of hand, W will push the proverbial button, for our defense, naturally!
Looks like a win win situation for KKKarl.
It's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Tue Dec 05, 09:53:20 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Katrina vanden Heuvel has an article entitled Can Hillary swing it? The former first lady has kicked off her campaign for the Democratic nomination - but is she really electable?.

Tue Dec 05, 10:38:29 PM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Quoth the Wraith:
The Senate Armed Services Committee has voted 24 to 0 to approve Robert Gates, an unindicted co-conspirator in the Iran-Contra scandal, to be the new Secretary of Defense.

Amazing, isn't it? Some people actually still believe a bunch of Democratic Senators who've been spineless cowards as the minority will be something other than that come January.

(They won't.)


Now convince me as to why we shouldn't just give up. (I've got a headache - and there's a hole in the wall.)

Wed Dec 06, 12:26:53 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Moody Blue.

I teach economics.

That means I don't try to get people to believe that what they're doing has utilitarian value.


The Dark Wraith does not, however, tell students that it's okay to give up.

Wed Dec 06, 01:05:50 AM EST  
 Moody Blue blogged...

*hanging head* ;-)

I know, Wraith.

I'm sorry - I was venting. It's sometimes just too dang frustrating.

Wed Dec 06, 01:50:35 AM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

Greetings, DW.

I posit that your indictment of the electorate is too sweeping to be justified by the evidence presented. Specifically, you neglect the indisputable fact that a plurality of individuals chose Al Gore in 2000; that with every possible advantage Mr. Bush could barely reach 51% of the electorate in 2004; that a shift of only a few thousand votes would have made Sen. Kerry president. In sum, there is no need for some great 'change of heart' in 300 million Americans, but in 1% of them.

Additionally, I read the 2004 results to show that a geographically broad (though numerically thin) number of people do recognize the need for change. It is a hopeful sign to me, both for what it says about the electorate and our system. We were all half-convinced that Diebold would rule the day, after all.

Finally, I suggest that you underestimate the power of mass media to create a candidate out of whole cloth. Where were Mr. Clinton and Mr. Bush 22 months before their respective elections in name recognition and such?

Of course things could still go down the toilet. Bush could attack Iran; Congress may roll over and die on us. But the evidence isn't there to assume that it will.

With best regards,

Wed Dec 06, 10:26:38 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Slightly related:

TEHRAN, Dec. 4 (Mehr News Agency) – "Iran has decided to replace dollar with euro in its foreign trade given the continual impediments and hostile policies directed by U.S. toward the country, Iranian finance minister said on Monday."

Progressive Independent has the rest of the article.

Will this perhaps be the catalyst for widening the "regional conflagration"?

Wed Dec 06, 11:04:44 AM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

PoL,
The switch may well be the underlying cause of an attack on Iran. (Of course, it will never be the stated reason.) I've seen and read a bit about the impact of 'petrodollars,' and that there is a powerful connection between the fact that oil is bought and sold in dollars and the strength of the dollar. Obviously Dark Wraith can give a better explanation than I; I only know the summary, which is that Iran's move will very much threaten the value of the dollar as a reserve currency.

Wed Dec 06, 11:24:11 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Here's a direct link (I hope) to the Progressive Independent article cited above:

http://tinyurl.com/y6xlaz

Wed Dec 06, 11:29:49 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Hmmmm, wasn't Saddam Hussain planning to start selling oil in Euros just before W decided to unleash "Shock and Awe"?

Wed Dec 06, 02:25:23 PM EST  
 kelley b. blogged...

What nightshift66 said bears thought: evidence does not suggest a majority supported Bush in either election.

However, a majority was willing to go along with the results. It would have been nice if a million protesters wearing Guy Fawkes masks had shown up on Inauguration Day. One can always hope for 2009 if the same kind of $election happens again.

I particularly like your quote of the day, Dark Wraith. Although I emphatically do not like the results it describes. One can only hope the full Senate does a better job.

Wed Dec 06, 09:18:24 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

nightshift, the last time Iran made noise about opening a Euro denominated oil bourse I believe I read that Germany told them not to (because the Euro is not yet sufficiently resilient to deal with that responsibility). If so, it will be interesting to see what happens this time around.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 06, 10:45:12 PM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

oddjob,
Germany's stated position on the Euro oil bourse may not be their actual position. There are good reasons for them to 'put on a show' of opposition, especially given how juvenile and irrational our foreign policy currently is. In the alternative, Germany may have changed their position given how much stronger the Euro has become.

In either case, the mere discussion by Iran of such a possibility 'pulls the eagle's tailfeathers' pretty well for them.

Thu Dec 07, 10:15:45 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Candidly stated, ‘Operation Iraqi Freedom’ was a war designed to install a pro-U.S. government in Iraq, establish multiple U.S military bases before the onset of global Peak Oil, and to reconvert Iraq back to petrodollars while hoping to thwart further OPEC momentum towards the euro as an alternative oil transaction currency (i.e. “petroeuro”)."

Petrodollar Warfare: Dollars, Euros and the Upcoming Iranian Oil Bourse by William Clark ("William Clark has received two Project Censored awards for his research on oil currency conflict, and has recently published a book, Petrodollar Warfare: Oil, Iraq and the Future of the Dollar (New Society Publishers, 2005). He is an Information Security Analyst, and holds a Master of Business Administration and Master of Science in Information and Telecommunication Systems from Johns Hopkins University.")

Fri Dec 08, 09:57:11 AM EST