Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Special Blog Post:
Scholarly Snippets and Quantitative Quandries

While your host here at The Dark Wraith Forums slogs through finals week, a little bit of entertainment for readers is in order. Below you'll find a random collection of faint facts, interesting insights, and probing problems for thrills and excitement.

Okay, perhaps 'thrills and excitement' is a bit of an overstatement. One way or t'other, here we go.

A Math Trick on the Calculator
Grab your calculator. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just one that does basic arithmetic operations. Don't forget to turn it on first.

Choose a three-digit number. It can be any number from 100 to 999. Key it in to your calculator.

Now, repeat the digits in the same order so you have a six-digit number displaying. For example, it you had chosen 749 to begin with, you should have 749749 now in the display window.

Remember, I don't know what three-digit number you initially chose, so I certainly don't know the six digit number, right?

But I do know that, whatever number you have on that display, it's divisible by 13. That's right, I know for a fact that it's divisible by 13. Go ahead: hit the "÷" button, then key in "13" and hit "=" to see that I'm right. You've got a whole number displaying, don't you?

But, wait; there's more. I know for a fact that the number you now have displaying on your calculator is divisible by 11. Oh, yes it is. Try it: hit the "÷" button again, then key in "11" and you'll see a whole number show up after you hit the "=" sign. Pretty neat, yes?

And here's the grand finale. The number you now have on your calculator is divisible by 7. Do it: hit the "÷" button one last time, then key in "7" and hit the "=" button.

Lo and behold, not only was I right, but you should notice a much cool something at this point. What is it you see on your calculator's display?

A Problem with Gravity
Here's a question for the Isaac Newton fan club. Suppose you're on a sailing ship cruising at a decent speed over the waters. You have a 16-pound bowling ball in your hand, and you climb up the main mast so you can stand with your bowling ball in the crow's nest. Once you get up there, you face the stern (rear) of the boat, which you might recall is flying along at a nice clip, and you drop your bowling ball. Oops. That's going to hurt if it lands on somebody's head.

If someone is standing on the deck, would it be safer to be right below the mast you'd climbed, or would it be safer to stand near the rear of the boat? What's the reason for your advice?

A Weighty Matter
Horace is on a diet, but he's dying to have some delicious pie, so he makes a decision that tomorrow, all he'll eat in a 24-hour period is half-a-pound of pie, and all he'll drink is eight ounces of tasty soda pop. His reasoning is obvious: the total weight of what he consumes tomorrow will be exactly one pound—eight ounces of pie and eight ounces of drink—so the very most he could possibly gain as the result of his one-day excess is one pound. That's all: one lousy pound. And he gets to satisfy cravings that are driving him out of his mind.

Is Horace's logic correct? If not, why not?

And Speaking of Dietary Knowledge
Myles goes to the store, and as he's walking through the frozen foods aisle, he sees a really attractive dessert. He opens the cooler door and grabs the little nugget of joy. The box reads: "97% Fat Free!"

Myles buys the item. When he gets home, his housemates start a conga line because Myles has brought home dessert.

Eugene, the analytic fellow of the group, reads the labeling and says, "And look at this! It says '97% Fat Free!'" But then he pauses. "Hey, Myles, what does '97% Fat Free' really mean?"

Myles stops what he's doing and ponders. "I think that means it's, you know, like, 97 percent of the ingredients aren't fat."

Jake, the other roommate, pipes up, "Actually, I always thought that meant that 97 percent of the ingredients by weight weren't fat."

Eugene comes back, "What if it's volume they're talking about? I'm not even sure what that would mean, though."

Myles, being the practical sort, cuts in, "I think we should eat the dessert, and then we should decide what '97% Fat Free!' means."

Everyone agrees; so they eat the dessert, and it's fabulous. Unfortunately, they get so full that they all go into the living room and fall asleep half-way through their DVD of Dark City.

By the time they wake up, just like in the movie, they've been shifted to other bodies, and all their memories of their previous lives have been erased. Among other things, that means they never return to the question of just what, exactly, that dessert box meant by the label, "97% Fat Free!" that was so much a part of their conversation the night before.

It's up to you, then. What does a label mean by "97% Fat Free"? You'd be surprised at how many people don't know, and you'd be even more surprised by what the right answer implies about the "healthfulness" of the food in the box.

The Myth of the Monkeys and Their Typewriters
Ever hear the one about how, if you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a bunch of typewriters and have them just randomly pound out letters, you'll eventually get something Shakespeare wrote, provided you give them long enough—as in, say, an infinite amount of time?

Well, it's not true: the monkeys will very likely never produce even a modest page of Shakespearean literature, much less an entire play or sonnet. Random events don't work that way.

Unfortunately, probability theory—which underpins statistics—is so woefully under-taught that all kinds of myths are running through high-stakes statistical analysis, these day; and all kinds of utterly useless results are being pumped out that swiftly come to be unassailable gospel. Moreover, many real results from probability theory are actually kind of counter-intuitive, as we'll see in the next three little snippets.

Phony Data
Doris is the manager of the accounting department of a medium-size firm. Her most reliable confidant in the company has told her that one of two managers, Phil or Ted, has been playing games with expenses in his department for years. The informant refuses, however, to say which one of the guys it is.

In front of Doris are the expense reports for the two departments. Having a really good eye for detail, she notices a difference between the numbers in the two reports. All of the expense amounts in both reports are in the range from $100 to $999, but that's where the similarity ends. The expense numbers in the report from Phil's department are pretty uniformly distributed: there doesn't seem to be any particular bias toward any starting number. A figure in the $800 range is about as likely to appear as a figure in the $200 range. The numbers appear to be quite randomly distributed.

However, the expense numbers from Ted's department—and Ted has quite a few more expenses listed, so the total expenses of the departments come out to be about the same—are heavily weighted toward numbers in the $100, $200, and $300 range. As a percentage of all the numbers, figures in the $700, $800, and $900 are much less common.

Doris does some checking, and she learns that the two departments are virtually identical in their operational details, so this isn't some cost-control thing where Ted is managing department expenses differently from Phil.

This makes Doris very suspicious. Ted's numbers are "skewed" to the low end, while Phil's numbers are "uniform" in their distribution, and there's no good reason why there should be such a difference. She calls Ted into her office, and she tells him point-blank that she thinks he phonied up his numbers to make his per-item expenses look better. Ted goes bananas and says, "Are you crazy? Everyone knows Phil's been phonying the numbers he sends to you for years!"

Ted seems so earnest in his righteous indignation that Doris tells him she'll have to think about it over night.

Based just on the numbers Doris was reviewing, was she justified in hauling Ted into her office, or should she have dragged Phil in there?

Remember: your decision upon whom to suspect is based only on the numbers in those reports.

Birth Dates in a Crowd
Suppose you're in a room with other people. How many people would have to be in that room for there to be a 50-50 chance that someone shared your birth date (month and day)?

A)   Fewer than 25 people.
B)   Between 26 and 50 people.
C)   Between 51 and 200 people.
D)   Between 201 and 365 people.
E)   More than 365 people.

A Coin-Flipping Problem
You have a quarter in your hand, and you know it's "fair" in the sense that the odds of flipping it and getting heads is the same as the odds of getting tails. The coin has been flipped ten times, and every time, it's come up heads. What should you call on the eleventh flip?

A)   Heads.
B)   Tails.
C)   It doesn't matter.

And Finally, a Finance Problem
Ten years ago, you took out a 30-year, fixed-rate mortgage loan for $200,000 that carries an annual interest rate of 6.9%. Your monthly payments (ignoring escrows, mortgage insurance, and other nonsense) are $1,317.20. After ten years, what percentage of the original principal (the $200,000) will you have paid off?

A)   Less than 15%.
B)   Between 15% and 33%.
C)   Exactly 33%.
D)   More than 33%.

In Conclusion
There you have it: a nice collection of little facts and problems to take your mind off the monotony of the holidays. Offer answers to the questions, your insights, and/or your thoughts in the comments. Correct answers will be provided in a follow-up post later this week.



The Dark Wraith hopes readers enjoy this kind of intellectual stimulation.

<< 24 Comments Total
 PoliShifter blogged...

I've been reading through your quizes and doing the problems as I go along while watching South Park...

And you know what? It's not the monotony of the holidays that is sticking in my mind, its the continuous occupation of Iraq.

No matter what I do, I can't seem to get it out of my head, how fucked up the whole situation is, what an asshole Bush is, how our country is going down such a fucked up path, etc etc.

Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing but for me, all things turn back to Iraq.

I think if things are allowed to continue as they are then in the future all U.S. History on the 21st century will also continually point back to Iraq.

Tue Dec 12, 10:01:47 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"...all U.S. History on the 21st century will also continually point back to Iraq."

The horror, misery, and suffering we have inflicted on Iraq, and the rest of the world, will haunt us all the rest of our days.
Ultimate Responsibility and Eventual Retribution.

Tue Dec 12, 11:40:44 PM EST  
 BlondeSense Liz blogged...

I'm with polishifter. I can't get Iraq out of my head. I can't get into the holidays. It's not fair for us to celebrate anything in light of what we have allowed to be done to the good people of Iraq. God forgive us.

Wed Dec 13, 06:04:25 PM EST  
 blackdog blogged...

It's bad enough that the Bush Administration losers are gearing up to start blaming the Iraqis for what's happening over there, but now we have Hillary Clinton bleating, "We need to press consistently, privately and publicly the Iraqis to become serious about achieving an internal reconciliation and political solution, and present real consequences for their failing to do so," and we have Barack Obama whining, "No more coddling, no more equivocation... Our best hope for success is to pressure the Iraqi leadership to finally come to a political agreement between the warring factions that can create some sense of stability in the country and bring this conflict under control."

Alright, whoever ordered Stupid-Ass Democrats from the take-out menu needs to send them back and bring us something that doesn't smell like Left-Over Republican Pander Stew from the 1990s.

Thus quoth the Dark Wraith.

Well said and happy birthday! Keep up the great work!

Wed Dec 13, 06:30:36 PM EST  
 Barry blogged...

Congratulations on two years of blogging, Oh Dark One. Much enjoyed your quiz, tidbits, etc.
Regarding the bowling ball bit, I'd prefer to be toward the back of the vessel - Why, 'cuz the bowling ball is moving (until acted upon by an outside force) at the same speed as the ship (and in the same direction) - seems to me, standing under the mast might not be such a great idea. Good luck with the finals.

Wed Dec 13, 08:50:47 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

You've sure posted a lot of thinking material.

I'm going to take a stab on that A Problem with Gravity

I'm not going to be the one taking the bowling ball up in the crow's nest. Instead, I'll be one of the people on deck, yelling, "Hey, you! Get back down here with that bowling ball!" at the person climbing the main mast.

I think it would be safer to stand near the rear of the boat. That way, as the bowling ball lands and crashes through the woodwork of the boat, and water comes rushing up, I'd be closer to the lifeboat... well, that's if the lifeboat is attached to the rear of the boat.

Probably, that's the wrong answer. I guess I'm not sure if the boat would be traveling quick enough for the bowling ball to fall at the rear of the boat, or directly below the crow's nest.

Wed Dec 13, 09:42:25 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Speacking of Scholarly Snippets, the following was posted on Tom Delay's new blog:

Considering the moral uprightness
of the Republican Party, I’m
really surprised that you haven’t
received the vindication you deserve.
Under the circumstances, the best
position you can take is in a blog.
There, you can compete with anti-
American libertinism on a level
surface. If you should decide to
suffer again as an electedpolitician
honor must hold Americans accountable
over the scandalous smear job.
Leave it alone until the Americans are
eager to have you back!

Anybody know the real message left for our dear Mr. Delay? Answer here

Wed Dec 13, 09:58:28 PM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

I'll take a whack at some of the problems.

The mast: the bowling ball is moving forward at the same speed as the ship when it is released. Thereafter, it is not being 'pushed' by the wind as the ship is, but in the less-than-3-seconds it takes to reach the main deck, that won't change it's forward motion much. Better to be near the stern than under the mast, where the ball will land.

Finance: less than 15%. Interest is heavily 'front-loaded' in a mortgage, and that is almost all you're paying for a long time.

Coin toss: doesn't matter. Each individual toss is 50/50, independent of previous results.

Birthday: I'll guess C, between 51 and 200. Seems that with 365 days, assuming random distribution of birthdays (which is NOT true; birthdays come in 'clumps'), 182 is half the days available, but with a group that number may change based on some function I don't know.

Phony data: I'm more suspicious of Phil. With equal costs, his 'random' numbers will create a higher aggregate total than Ted's, meaning his ofice is spending more for the same function. Further, most random numbers that I've seen show some short-term patterns. They are NEVER perfectly random in a non-repeating sense. That looks artifical to me.

Weight: one gains weight based on calories consumed, not the weight of the food. A pound of lettuce is not as fattening as a pound of butter, or sugar, due to higher caloric value.

97% Fat free: I won't answer since I cheated and looked it up.

Aside: Happy Blogiversary, DW, and many happy returns.

Wed Dec 13, 10:08:20 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

My senior year in high school was exactly thirty years ago, and that's when I studied Newtonian physics, but if I remember correctly, you stand a far less chance of getting a concussion from a bowling ball in such circumtances by standing as far astern of the mast as possible. The reason is because the ball is moving forwards at the same speed as the ship, and will cotinue to do so (or nearly so, there will be an issue of friction from the air the ball is moving through, but for practical purposes none of that will matter) after it's dropped. Therefore even though it's no longer directly connected to the ship, it will preserve the ship's forward motion, and so land at the base of the mast.

Not a good place to stand.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:36:11 PM EST  
 Missouri Mule blogged...

Good Evening, Darkest One.

Congratulations on your two year blog anniversary!
You are one of our most treasured writers. A friend to untold numbers of people, in all walks of life, mentor to many, and the only man I ever REALLY loved. (Well, except for that Circus feller')

"Long may you run!"

Wed Dec 13, 10:41:49 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

WHAT THE HELL IS SO FREAKIN' SPECIAL ABOUT DIVIDING BY 2,541 DAMMIT??!!

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:42:33 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

SIgh..............

Make that 1,001........

The question stands!

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:45:25 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

No, Horace is not correct. Horace's thinking applies only to how much he will weigh immediately after said stuffing of himself. After that, all bets are off.

The reason is that the food contains chemical energy (known as calories), and while the food is intact in the form in which its eaten, it will weigh the same in his stomach as it does outside his stomach. However, that's not how the body will store the food.

His body will digest the food, and when it does so it will break apart the chemical bonds containing those calories, and then store what calories it can capture in its own way, a way that won't necessarily involve chemical bonds of euivalent energy containing capacity. If the bonds his body uses are less able to contain that energy, his body will need to use more molecules to do it than the pie did.

And he will gain more than one pound once the food is digested.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:50:26 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

If I remember correctly the truth in labelling laws about things like "97% fat free" ice cream are promulgated and enforced by the FDA, but I don't remember what the standard measure is for such a claim regarding ice cream.

One thing I am sure it does not mean is that 97% of the ice cream's calories are from the non-fat ingredients of the ice cream, and frankly, from a weight perspective that is probably the most important thing to remember.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 10:54:50 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Phil should have been dragged in. If I was a betting man I'd bet any amount of money that the expenses follow a one-tailed, or two-tailed, distribution loosely resembling a normal curve. Since Phil's numbers don't remotely resemble such a distribution it stands to reason he's cooking the books.

HUGE numbers of phenomena in the universe follow normal curve distributions (or half normal curve distributions, which is how you end up with a one-tailed distribution). When you don't see such a thing it's time to wonder what's going on.

- oddjob

ps: I sucked at probability even though I'm not bad at statistics (don't ask). What's the reason why the monkeys have no hope of writing Hamlet?

Wed Dec 13, 11:02:11 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

It doesn't matter what you call next on the coin flip. The outcome of the next flip has nothing to do with what has happened previously, so knowing the previous ten outcomes gives you zero useful information about the next one.

My dad used to drive some of his colleagues crazy at one of his jobs that way. They'd daily flip a coin to see who was going to pay for sodas at lunch (or something like that). They'd flip a penny, and he would always claim heads.

Always.

It drove the other two just batty how often he won.

Until the decided to fix things by using a penny that was actually two pennies with the heads glued to each other........

They gave it to him as a going away present when he moved on to other work.......

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 11:07:51 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I think it's less than 15% of principle paid in the first ten years, but I'm not sure. There are tables one can consult for such things, I believe.

- oddjob

Wed Dec 13, 11:10:35 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Cripe! The crowd that comes around this place is good.


The Dark Wraith will provide complete answers tomorrow evening (and try to think of tougher questions for next time).

Wed Dec 13, 11:52:08 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Go read this and be heartened! (It's Salon, so you may have to watch an advertisement, but do it!)

- oddjob

Thu Dec 14, 12:01:22 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

And in today's edition of Fuck the Country........
(Apologies for language, but I really don't know how else to put it when it's so vile.)

- oddjob

Thu Dec 14, 02:17:10 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"What's the reason why the monkeys have no hope of writing Hamlet?" -- oddjob

Since they've already re-written the Constitution, it seems like doing "Hamlet" would be a piece of cake.

Thu Dec 14, 10:09:56 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning Dark Wraith,

The math trick: Curiouser and curiouser, how tricksy!

The bowling ball: I would guess that since the crow's nest is travelling along at the same rate as the boat, it would fall directly down. But, since the ocean is rarely calm, and if there was enough wind to push the boat at a fairly fast clip there will be waves - then I would have to say that the crow's nest would be waving around up there at the end of the mast, then it would have to depend entirely on the angle the mast made at the instant the ball was dropped in relation to the deck at the instant the ball hits. I would not think the speed of the boat would change the place the ball hits.

Horace is full of bad info. Since the human body feels free to make fat and muscle by combining what's already there with what you eat today, then I would expect him to loose weight but gain fat, since just lying there for a whole day might burn more than a piece of pie worth of energy but bad nutrition always screws you.

97% fat free - with all I know about nutrition, I don't know what that really means, but I do know that if you don't intake ANY fat then you'll slowly die. You cannot loose fat unless you eat fat, and your intestines get grumpy without some fat in your diet.


I'm the company bookkeeper, and based on what Doris is seeing with Ted and Phil's monthlys, I'd be more apt to expect big gaps and big concentrations of purchases rather than an even grade. I'd compare the reports not with each other, but with former reports before those two were hired. Without the history, I'd have to look at the purchases, but I'd be more suspicious of an even distribution than an uneven one.

Multiple choice answers:
C , C , and A- unfortunately!


As for Iraq

Hillary Clinton bleating, "We need to press consistently, privately and publicly the Iraqis to become serious about achieving an internal reconciliation and political solution, and present real consequences for their failing to do so,"

What consequences could we possibly visit upon the Iraqis that is worse than what we've done to them already(besides nuking the whole middle east...)?

And, Peter of Lone Tree:
Ah ha ha ha ha snerk ha ha ha snick ha ha ....

Thu Dec 14, 11:48:04 AM EST  
 nightshift66 blogged...

On the numbers 'trick,' the rules for creating the original number will always create a number that is divisible by 1,001. By adding 3 zero places to the original 3 digits, you create a number divisible by 1,000 (e.g. 145,000). Then, you add one more of the original number, and the result must be divisible by 1,001. The intermediate steps (13, 11, 7) multiply to equal 1,001. The 'trick' would also work with 2 steps, such as 13 and 77 or 11 and 91, so long as the product was 1,001.

Quad erat demonstrandum. Do I win a truffle?

Thu Dec 14, 01:51:01 PM EST  
 Phoenician in a time of Romans blogged...

Math problem:

Start with number X. Multiply by 1001 to give 1001X. Strangely enough, the factors of 1001 are 13, 11 and 7. Surprise, surprise.

A problem with Gravity

Stand near the rear of the ship. Einstein covered this by talking about "relative frames" and a 20 knot breeze isn't going to blow a bowling ball far.

A weighty matter

Horace isn't going to gain more than a pound - matter doesn't come from nowhere. On the other hand, he's going to gain something *permanently* if he doesn't use more energy than he consumes. Get off your ass and get some walking in, Horace.

Speaking of Dietary Knowledge

I always took it to mean by weight, myself, but I dunno. I do know that sugar isn't fat...

The Myth of the Monkeys and Their Typewriters

The monkeys will produce Shakesspeare given an infinite amount of time, dude. "Random events don't work that way" doesn't hold when you throw infinity into an equation.

Phony Data

Phil's cooking the books. Benford's Law.

Birthdates in a crowd.

D. A bit over 200.

Coin-flipping.

C. It's 50/50 either way.

Finance problem.

I'm going to say A, but I would check it.

Thu Dec 14, 09:41:34 PM EST