Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Written Peace:
Open Forum of June 28, 2006

To start this open thread this evening, your host here at The Dark Wraith Forums offers you the graphic at left, which presents the scanned title page from Greg Palast's book, Armed Madhouse. That's his signature below "To Dark Wraith" on the page. I was about to rotate to a new book in the advertisements, but given Mr. Palast's kindness in autographing my copy, I shall leave Armed Madhouse as the featured title for a few more days.

The book I had planned to start running in the sidebar advertisements section is entitled War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning, by Chris Hedges. Given that the paperback edition was published in June 2003, the work is still remarkable in its timeliness. Mr. Hedges was a foreign correspondent for The New York Times and now serves as Lecturer in the Council of the Humanities and Ferris Professor of Journalism at Princeton University. Suffer me a quote from his book:
The moral certitude of the state in wartime is a kind of fundamentalism. And this dangerous messianic brand of religion, one where self-doubt is minimal, has come increasingly to color the modern world of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Dr. James Luther Adams, my ethics professor at Harvard Divinity School, used to tell us we would end our careers fighting an ascendant fundamentalist movement, or, as he liked to say, "the Christian fascists." He was not a scholar to be disregarded, however implausible such a scenario seemed at the time. There is a danger of a growing fusion between those in the state who wage war—both for and against modern states—and those who believe they understand and can act as agents of God.
Considering that the copyright of this book is 2002, that paragraph has a chilling backdrop: in the early 1980s, a prominent ethicist was warning of the rise of fundamentalist religious power in the sphere of governance, and four years ago, the warning was re-iterated in the early months of what would become a precipitous fall into the abyss of war that would turn out to be without end.

This brings to mind a line by Ben Kingsley in the role of Mahatma in the movie Ghandi: "I know a way out of Hell." Now, the question for us in this, our own time is obvious: "Do we know the way out of Hell?"

I would submit to you that it will not be as easy as merely working really hard to elect a slate of progressives to federal offices in November of this year and 2008. The trajectory of the modern-day "fascists"—be they riding into our lives, our world, and our collective future under the banner of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, or Hinduism—has been set for a long, long time. It is not, as some believe, a phenomenon of the 21st Century; and it is certainly not a reaction to the events of September 11, 2001. That latter touchstone was symptomatic, but it was by no means the only evidence of a degraded land returning to and advancing toward a brutish, unreasoning, authoritarian way of life for all the peoples of the Earth. September 11, 2001—for all its awful, catastrophic tragedy—will not have been the last or even the worst of the conflagrations right before our eyes; and those who would draw us into that abyss will use each and every one of the coming tragedies as a weapon against us—against us as much as, if not more than, against any putative enemy of ours—as will the fundamentalists of other nations whose fellow citizens suffer the calamities we visit upon them.

Is there a way out of Hell? The answer is, most unfortunately, "Yes"; and that answer is unfortunate because it means we must, if we choose to bequeath upon the future even the vaguest hope of freedom, bear to a path that will likely take us straight through the worst of everything we thought we had forever banished with the Age of Enlightenment. We must do battle again; and this time, we shall labor beneath a burden unlike before when our ancestors suffered greatly to drive into the caves of antiquity that forever hungry, howling beast. It is as in the old story about the young man who saw the Devil for the first time: the problem wasn't that he had seen Lucifer; it was that Lucifer had seen him.

Know thine enemy? This time around, the enemy knows us.


Speak your peace; this is an open thread. Dance the night away. Drink deeply from the cup of community, have an espresso, turn on the jukebox, and kick back in one of the easy chairs to say what's on your mind, even if it's to tell your host that he's an apocalyptic doomsayer. (He really is, actually.) If you're planning to get into the cupboard, see if you can find that stash of potato chips I put in there last month. We could have a good night here if we had potato chips to go with the drinks and music.


The Dark Wraith waxes the dance floor for the breakdance competition.

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 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Good evening Dark Wraith:

Oddly enough just as I began reading this piece my random tune thingie was playing Robert Johnson Hellhound on my Trail. My usual flip response to people who bring up the big gunfighter in the sky and the idea of hell is to tell them that since my experience as a junkie in Viet Nam, hell really holds no fear value. I've been. It's do able. But usually when I'm dealing with believers I try to take the old Moms Mabely motto "Don't start none. Won't be none." to heart and leave them to their comfort. It's when they start attacking the foundations of things I hold dear that I get my back up. It's just that they never quit coming. I move farther and farther out into the boonies, but I know, one day, several kinds of shit will be hitting the fans. I seriously hope that by that time my wanton, reckless and indulgent lifestyle of the earlier years will have accomplished it's victory and I won't have to be around to watch. I have, among my collection, several prized flintlock pieces. Both long arms and pistols. They are beautiful, elegant weapons which have the added value of not making me reliant on any technology I can't produce myself. There have been other periods of revivals throughout our history. I don't recall them ever gaining the political force they have today but I can see that it goes in cycles. Much like economics. Somebody has a great idea (which is usually of the "if you guys cough up enough money i won't need a real job" type) and calls it "god." Somebody gets a new revelation and the march is on. The "great awakening" of the early 19th century was less organised and dogmatic mainly due to the absence of mass media. There seems to be a need in us to place an order or system upon the truly frightening chaos of the universe. Even a flimsy illusion of control (see, I'm gonna say these magic words and poof!) is comfort enough that we buy into it.
Like the wizard giving the lion his medal, the lion was still a coward, but with the symbology, he could pretend that he wasn't. I try not to attack people's beliefs when I can avoid it (back to good old Moms), but I fight fiercly for what I do believe in. I also take comfort in knowing that most folks have no idea what I mean when I say fiercly.

I know that you have extolled the virtues of caves before, and I can understand the attraction. My thoughts and current construction project in the mountains of my home state involve adobe, two thick walls, packed sand in between. Stops a lot of firepower, doesn't burn. But, I do know where the caves are if it comes to that.

Thu Jun 29, 12:26:00 AM EDT  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

“The enemy isn’t conservatism.
The enemy isn’t liberalism.
The enemy is bullshit.”
- Lars-Erik Nelson*

Thu Jun 29, 12:45:17 AM EDT  
 LindiBee blogged...

Hedges' book is the best piece of "war journalism" I've seen in years, great first-hand stories, timeless philosophical insight, vantage points often completely at odds with the "Conventional Wisdom" of the MSM. There were so many passages applicable to the current "War on Terror", but one of my favorites is this:
The Palestinian uprising was not just about throwing the Israelis out of Gaza and the West Bank, but also about crushing the urban elite, the shop owners and businessmen, in East Jerusalem and Gaza City. The "strikes" organized by the shabab, the young men who fueled the uprising from the refugee camps, hurt the Palestinian community far more than they hurt the Israelis.
In Bosnia it was the same, the anger turned against a Communist hierarchy that kept for itself the privileges and perks of power even as power slipped from their hands in the decaying state. There is little that angers the disenfranchised more than those who fail to exercise power yet reap powerful rewards. Despots can be understood, even tolerated, but parasites rarely last long.


Hello, DNC? Anybody listening to your constituents out there?

Thu Jun 29, 01:25:03 AM EDT  
 t rogers blogged...

OK you two; knock it off, or I'll turn this keyboard right around and play some Doom3, or something else a little more light-hearted than the hot rails to hell we seem to be careening down.(Or up, in the case of junkies.)
Tonight, I had the pleasure to watch a discussion group on the subject of media conglomeration, something that concerns me deeply, if for no other reason then because until a few years ago, working construction all my life showed me that most people today have too much general information blared at them to have the time, or inclination to sit down and learn about specific news.(election info, congressional/administrative misdeeds, etc.) The General Manager for a local TV station was member of the panel, and his words brought real hope to me that not everyone is in the pocket of the man, and that real news and independent journalism is still out there; people need to take the time to learn.
I feel much relieved, and I'm ready to fight to get as much fairness for all,as possible

Thu Jun 29, 01:49:50 AM EDT  
 Progressive Traditionalist blogged...

Good morning, Mr Wraith.

All over the board here.

It occrs to me that our world is still struggling to catch up to the level of technology available 10 to 15 yrs ago, for good or ill. The benevolent capacity of that technology remains unexplored; and likewise the capacity for malevolence that technology holds. Nevertheless, we are exploring a portion of this uncharted territory rather quickly. And this while developing more technologies.

Hell and Freedom -- both are alike in this regard: they are much like light in this -- When there is not enough, we say, "It is dim in here;" and where there is too much, we say, "This is much too bright."
I'm thinking of some half-remembered passage from Gurdjieff stating that man will not wilfully relinquish his suffering.

I was sitting watching the evening news with my brother one day, and the reporter used the phrase, "state-controlled media" in reference to the Chinese. I said that this illustrates the difference between the Chinese and the American systems -- that in China, the state owns the media wholly and outright, whereas in America the corporations own both the media and the government. It occurs to me that, in this regard, the Chinese system allows for greater transparency -- you don't have to wonder who's feeding you crap once you taste the dookie in your mouth.
My advice: Chew slowly, but do not swallow.

Thu Jun 29, 04:58:34 AM EDT  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Conga-rats on getting Palast's sig!

Aha ... so you don't frown on frivolity, huh?

If you have finished buffing the dance floor, I shall insist on a more substantial meal than potato chips, if we going to dance.

And Chambord over Godiva White Chocolate/Raspberry ice cream for dessert. Or dark chocolates.

Race ya to the beast carving station.

;-)

Thu Jun 29, 05:49:34 AM EDT  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Quoth the Dark Wraith:
So Bill Clinton steps into the private hallway right next to the Oval Office to get some for free, and Rush Limbaugh has to fly a thousand miles to a foreign country and pay for some.

Need we say more?


HA!

In fact, Double HA!

No wonder Limbaugh hates him so:)

Thu Jun 29, 07:03:57 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Old White Lady.

Yes, I do suspect that perhaps just a tiny bit of the Rush vitriol is less than ideological.

Not that Limbaugh has much in the way of ideology, other than the ideology of making a fortune off his zombie dittoheads and their addiction to him.

Huh. You'd think at least one of those several million could hook him up with dope and butt here in the good ol' U.S. of A.


The Dark Wraith is beginning to wonder if the dittoheads might be even more out of touch than he thought.

Thu Jun 29, 08:29:24 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Awright, Moody Blue. You're hitting me where it hurts: Godiva White Chocolate and Raspberry ice cream with a topping of Chambord.

Confound it, woman, I've been running on considerably fewer than a thousand calories a day for a long time, now, and here you come along and taunt me with one of my weaknesses as far as food goes.

The saving grace for me is that, given that pretty much all my back teeth are shot, having cold ice cream hit them would induce me to breakdance on concrete.

Not a pretty sight, seeing an old geezer of a professor twirling around on his back to the beat of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.


The Dark Wraith always goes with the classics for artistic athletic inspiration.

Thu Jun 29, 08:40:58 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Progressive Traditionalist. It's always good to see your comments here.

Your note about the Heaven/Hell dilemma is, of course, the one explored by such writers as Jean-Paul Sartre. In his little play, Huis Clos, he set form to the problem rather starkly with the choice of leaving the room or staying. The seminal existentialists were most convinced that people, themselves, were the antagonists setting up the Hell-on-Earth paradigm for one another. The choice boils down to dominate-or-be-dominated, which has its most destructive expression in the sexualization of relationships. To some degree, I could craft a binding analogy—maybe a convincing demonstration, even—that war and religion are sex by other names, at least using existentialist modeling. Taking the domination/subordination representation a bit further, social organizations are all metaphors for the possible ways that people can function productively when with others, given the "natural" tendency to immediately construct hierarchical misery for their fellow occupants of the same space, be it the Sartrian room, the tribe, or the fully sophisticated modern state.

It seems to me that the fundamentalists of many religions are a reactive force against the state that would pose as a buttress to excessively domineering social organizations below itself.

Think about it: the fundamentalists of Christianity do not want a state that codifies and then enforces public policy against discimination. The fundamentalists of Judaism do not want a government that is tolerant of broad and diverse interpretations of the role of religious rites and ritual in everyday lives. The Islamists have no patience whatsoever for a version of their religion that is, as has been the case in a number of instances since the Middle Ages, surprisingly accommodative of the rights and practices of infidels even in Muslim lands.

The fundamentalists are not merely interested in constructing domination/subordination relationships; they believe the very survival of their respective religions depends upon such reversionary discipline.

And you know what? I'm wondering if they might not be right.

I surely hope otherwise, but it seems to me that there is something to their point that tolerant religion functioning within a pluralistic state would slowly seep away, or far worse, simply be replaced by another mechanism by which we could make our fellow citizens' lives miserable.


The Dark Wraith just rambled down a path to a pretty ugly ugly endpoint, there.

Thu Jun 29, 09:05:29 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Minstrel Boy.

Speaking as one who used to prowl caves, they sometimes have the advantage of bearing their own resources: relatively constant temperature, filtered water, and even the occasional rat for food.

I would still recommend stocking up on lots of cases of Spam, though. And some good, heavy covering for the opening: bears like caves, too.


The Dark Wraith has never even considered doing time-share with a bear.

Thu Jun 29, 10:20:26 AM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I would submit to you that it will not be as easy as merely working really hard to elect a slate of progressives to federal offices in November of this year and 2008."

There's damn few, if any progressives running. Democrats? LMAO. Even having a Democratic majority will make no difference, the Democrats being nothing more than chickenshit self-serving knob-gobblers. Minstrel Boy, with your Lars-Erik Nelson quote you have reminded me of what Eisenhower originally intended to say in his "Farewell Speech". Nelson reports in his book "Military-Industrial Man":
"In the final draft of his farewell address as president, Dwight D.Eisenhower warned of the growing influence of 'the military-industrial-congressional complex.' At the last minute, he struck out 'congressional.' It was not fitting, he thought, for a president to criticize Congress. It may also have seemed to him particularly ungracious, since he was about to be succeeded by one of the loudest congressional drumbeaters for higher military spending, Senator John F. Kennedy of Massachusetts."

Ol' Ike knew what was going on. He had to've with Adlai Stevenson looking over his shoulder.

Thu Jun 29, 01:45:25 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

Good afternoon Dark Wraith,
Been wanting to stop by for a couple of days and just now got "a round toit." Open thread, hmm that would have come in very handy indeed LAST night while I was making a bloody fool of myself at Shakespear's Sister.

Anyhoo, thanks for the book tips. Does Palast's new one surpass "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy?"

Thu Jun 29, 01:52:22 PM EDT  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

FREEDOM, as every schoolboy knows,
Once shrieked as Kosciusko fell;
On every wind, indeed, that blows
I hear her yell.

She screams whenever monarchs meet,
And parliaments as well,
To bind the chains about her feet
And toll her knell.

And when the sovereign people cast
The votes they cannot spell,
Upon the lung-impested blast
Her clamors swell.

For all to whom the power's given
To sway or to compel,
Among themselves apportion heaven
And give her hell.

Ambrose Bierce

Sonnet on Hearing the Torture Was Suppressed Throughout the Austrian Dominions, in Consequence of Beccaria's Treatise on Crimes and Punishments

HAIL to the sage divine of Milan's plains!
Whose labours reach'd the horrors of the cell,
Brought mercy down from Heav'n with man to dwell,
And curb'd the biting laws, and check'd the reins
Of justice too severe--and, lo! the chains,
At thy command, from off the convict fell,
The wheel appear'd no more, nor scaffold bell
Bade him prepare for more than mortal pains.
Oh! may thy voice pervade the nations round,
And monarchs of their subjects' woes remind;
So shall thy praise o'er earth and seas resound,
Nor shall thy own Italia boast a name
To be compar'd with thine in future fame,
So lov'd by all the good, so dear to human kind.

John Codrington Bampfylde 1768

Thu Jun 29, 02:09:04 PM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Maybe I should have added that I believe
Adlai "I'm prepared to wait until hell freezes over" Stevenson,
who ran against Ike in '52 and '56, was one of the few politicians in American history who didn't take shit offa nobody.

Thu Jun 29, 02:09:59 PM EDT  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

and for a little shameless blogwhoring i offer (i tried to do the link thing here but it was refused for some reason)

http://mistrelboy.blogspot.com/2006/06/truffles-ultimate-chocolate-experience.html

it contains my chocolate truffle recipe...

Thu Jun 29, 02:16:51 PM EDT  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

good afternoon peter of lone tree:

i will second your assesment of stevenson. he had a consistent message. he was a good man, i wonder if there is any room left in our political system for the good men.

i remember how they villified the last good man, jimmy carter.

Thu Jun 29, 02:21:02 PM EDT  
 PoliShifter blogged...

(OT) Dark Wraith:

UPDATE 1-Stolen laptop with veterans' data recovered

A stolen laptop computer containing sensitive information on more than 26 million U.S. military veterans has been recovered and a preliminary review indicated no data was taken, the FBI and Veterans Affairs Department said on Thursday.


ROTF

Thu Jun 29, 04:11:20 PM EDT  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Here is a poem for you Dark Wraith

I know you like poems

poems everybody! The laddy recons himself a poet..

Ode To Rush Limbaugh

Girls or women, boys or men
Lady boys or shemales
Maybe LBFM's

What is Rush Limbaugh's Preference
Where did the Viagra go
How much Viagra did he bring with him
How much did he bring home

Maybe its not a poem...I don't know if my rhyme and meter is matching or whatever..

Thu Jun 29, 04:13:52 PM EDT  
 blackdog blogged...

Minstrel Boy, what a great comment, Jimmy Carter was the last really good man in the WH. Too bad he hired alot of Georgia thugs and helped to feed the growing conservative menace. The pressure put on him was incredible. The Beverly Hillbillies in the WH. That attitude gets me to the point of wanting to clear the table. And for all of Clinton's faults, at least he has a brain. Anyone hear the shrub with the Japanese PM this AM? Sounded like a damned fool.

Thu Jun 29, 05:08:04 PM EDT  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith. After I read this: The Dark Wraith waxes the dance floor for the breakdance competition.

I was really looking forward to some great breakdancing, but then....

The saving grace for me is that, given that pretty much all my back teeth are shot, having cold ice cream hit them would induce me to breakdance on concrete.

It sounds as though you have the competition all sewn up. No need for anyone else to compete!

#$%@#@&^#@*##:)

Thu Jun 29, 05:54:04 PM EDT  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Would you prefer other taunts for other weaknesses? ;->

Haste thee nymph, and bring with thee
Jest and youthful Jollity,
Quips and Cranks, and wanton Wiles,
Nods, and Becks, and Wreathèd Smiles,
Such as hang on Hebe's cheek,
And love to live in dimple sleek;
Sport that wrincled Care derides,
And Laughter holding both his sides.
Com, and trip it as ye go
On the light fantastick toe,
And in thy right hand lead with thee,
The Mountain Nymph, sweet Liberty;
And if I give thee honour due,
Mirth, admit me of thy crue [...]


These delights, if thou canst give,
Mirth with thee, I mean to live.


L'Allegro

Thu Jun 29, 11:32:20 PM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Awright, everyone, tonight is "Let's have the Internet get weird with the Wraith" night here at The Dark Wraith Forums.

First, ftp uploads turned into multiple-failed attempt exercises, then I couldn't get the latest news stream up at The Dark Wraith Forums News Network over at the message board, then the entire sidebar here vanished even though the code was still perfectly intact, and now my coffee is cold.

Okay, that last one's probably not related to difficulties with the Internet, but it could be if I put a good conspiracy theory mindset to working up a hypothesis.

Do you have any idea, Moody Blue, how strangely convergent it is to be staring at a blank sidebar that's supposed to be riddled full of browser renderings of asynchronous javascript and XML code at the same time you're reading poetry about a youthful Mountain Nymph? It's almost like everything in the universe made sense for a fraction of a second.

That, or the cold coffee went to my right frontal lobe too fast. (Usually, there's at least a cursory tour of the kidneys, first.)



The Dark Wraith is on the verge of becoming a Rosicrucian.
[That, or a Reform Methodist.]

Fri Jun 30, 12:21:58 AM EDT  
 misty blogged...

Good Evening (or Morning, depending) Dark Wraith,

I thought I would stop in and say hello. I hope life is going well (however you define 'well').

You should take the ice cream--but only if you have recording equipment handy to upload. A Breakdancing Wraith would be a sight to see indeed. :-)

Fri Jun 30, 01:41:42 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Well, I'll be darned! Misty, where have you been?

Good Heavens, you don't call, you don't write, you don't even send flowers on Mother's Day.

I've been missing your recipe posts. I actually tried one awhile back. Okay, I made some changes based upon my own preferences; but the basic idea was great. I guess I'm glad you haven't done any recipes for a while; I've pretty much lost my appetite recently, so seeing a good recipe would be sort of like being Rush Limbaugh at the Dominican Republic Girls' Junior High without his unprescribed Viagra handy.

Not a pretty sight.


The Dark Wraith should probably lay off the culinary/political fusion humor.

Fri Jun 30, 02:06:36 AM EDT  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Do you have any idea, Moody Blue, how strangely convergent it is to be staring at a blank sidebar that's supposed to be riddled full of browser renderings of asynchronous javascript and XML code at the same time you're reading poetry about a youthful Mountain Nymph? It's almost like everything in the universe made sense for a fraction of a second.

Wraith, my dear, do you have any idea how weird it was earlier for me to refresh after reading comments in your forum and see your index page on your home page? It seems there's been some odd web weirdness happening in other places, too.

Perhaps the muses of mirth are just having some fun?

"Com, and trip it as ye go
On the light fantastick toe"

Fri Jun 30, 02:32:52 AM EDT  
 misty blogged...

Whoa, what happened to the template? (of course, I'll post this and all will be fine--such is my luck :))

I did forget blog gourmet this week, didn't I? Bah. Which one did you try?

Last (only?) time we saw a pic of the Wraith body I recall thinking that you need to eat. Eat, man, eat! I hope your appetite returns soon. Maybe some nice, sweet ice cream, eh? ;-)

Fri Jun 30, 02:47:03 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Misty.

You've seen my body?!

Animal. You weren't supposed to look.


And as far as the recipe goes, it was the Cream Cheese, Garlic, and Chive Stuffed Chicken. Aside from cooking the chicken breasts flat with the stuffing as a paste on top, I baked them in a bed of a vegetarian dish of which I am quite fond:

1 package frozen broccoli flourettes, boiled until just tender.

1 can Cheddar cheese soup.

1 cup sour cream.

1 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese.

About a dozen Ritz-type crackers, crushed to fine crumbs.

In rectangular baking dish mix broccoli, Cheddar cheese soup, and 3/4 of cracker crumbs. Sprinkle remaining cracker crumbs over bed of broccoli mixture. Place chicken breasts atop bed of broccoli mixture. Sprinkle shredded sharp Cheddar cheese over entire dish of broccoli and chicken. Bake as directed in Misty's recipe.


Now, let me warn you, first, that this is not what one would call a diet recipe; second, if you are into gorging, you will feel the richness of the dish come back to haunt you within a few minutes of the meal as you say, "BLAH-HA-HA" and then proceed to writhe and flail in the throes of gall bladder clog-up.

That vegetarian broccoli dish, alone, can make a reasonably hungry person full after maybe four to six ounces of it.

Like I said, I've lost my appetite of late, so I won't be doing a recipe like that again in the foreseeable future. Besides, I have to keep my girlish figure because I have a new project coming up pretty soon. It's better than the last one: charitable work, steamy literature, and a book cover to go with it.

Sound interesting?

We'll see if anyone bites on the offer.

That's all I'll say about it for now.


The Dark Wraith has probably said too much already, in fact.

Fri Jun 30, 09:44:41 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Moody Blue.

Those muses of mirth can take their mirth and vex some other server. Last night was another one of those occasional and total hoots as far as keeping the index page from self-immolating. The whole thing was too weird for my taste: ftp uploads were grinding to a halt, the cascading style sheets were acting like they'd become possessed of some small demon, and I kept getting this strange feeling that J. Edgar Hoover was looking over my shoulder.

Not a good night. I should've brewed another pot of coffee when the clock struck midnight, but no: I thought I could cruise on the dregs of the pot I brewed at 11 p.m.

Remind me to put an anti-muse policy filter script on my server before the day is out.


The Dark Wraith will bounce those fool muses over to Redmond where they can tell Bill Gates what to do with all that dough Warren Buffett just gave him.

Fri Jun 30, 09:54:28 AM EDT  
 misty blogged...

Good moring Dark Wraith,

Animal.

Rrrowr. ;-)

Your dish sounds good. I may have to make that!

And, yes, it does sound interesting.

Fri Jun 30, 11:02:13 AM EDT  
 Moody Blue blogged...

Good morning, Wraith.

I don't know about that web weirdness last night. I couldn't even connect for a while. The cable modem lights were on, but nobody was home. It appears there was (another) wide spread cable outage? That happened a couple weeks ago, too. (Tech support said, "Yeah, our modem lights are on and there's no one home here, either, cuz even we can't connect ... yada, yada, AT&T switch. Blah, blah, blah. And thank you for your patience." Pffft!) I have no clue if that was causing some of the other web weirdness last night, but I did hear from a couple others that said they were also having site loading issues. Things seem better now. I'll not blame the muses - this time. (I'm gonna blame the shrub instead. Heck, I blame all the extra weirdness since Nov. 2000 on that one anyway.)

Steamy literature?

Hmmm... ;-)

Fri Jun 30, 11:16:16 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Asbestos undergarments will be optional.

Fri Jun 30, 11:36:24 AM EDT  
 Moody Blue blogged...

( - - - - )

*Behaving*

Fri Jun 30, 05:24:04 PM EDT  
 ThePoetryMan blogged...

You, sir, are an apocalyptic doomsayer!

Now where the hell are those chips?

Sat Jul 01, 03:41:26 AM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

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Revelation 2 & 3 Part III A study of Revelation
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Gimmie Yoga, a Burger and Fries New Age agenda
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Sat Jul 01, 08:22:33 AM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

Didn't mean to hotmail link the entire text, but actually, when I move my cursor to it, the text emits an otherworldly green glow which perhaps is appropriate.

Sat Jul 01, 08:29:15 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

The Dark Wraith says, "YEESH."

Sat Jul 01, 09:36:10 AM EDT  
 Progressive Traditionalist blogged...

Good morning, Mr Wraith.

I'm still wondering about this rectangular pan thing. I mean, if you would have told me that the chicken need to be cooked at the center of a pyramid suspended by a leather thong, maybe I would have went for it; but a rectangle??

I'm thinking a circle, or maybe a nice oval, would do quite nicely.

Sat Jul 01, 11:34:45 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Here's the complication, Progressive Traditionalist.

Suppose we are confronted with the all-too-common question, What is the surface area of the food we are preparing?

Now, we can reasonably simplify the matter to a three-dimensional problem while ignoring the topological complications presented by the lumpiness of both the broccoli and the breasts. This simplification allows us to focus on the essential problem at hand, which is clearly one of what formula to apply and what volumes of dinner result.

Let's talk cookware. The standard rectangular pan I prefer has dimensions of 9 inches by 13 inches. Were I instead to use a circular baking dish, I'd probably opt for one with a diameter of nine inches, which obviously indicates a radius of 4.5 inches. Both of these baking dishes come in a standard depth of two inches.

Let's get down to business.

The formula for the volume of the rectangular pan, is given by

V = length×width×depth

and the volume of the baking dish is approximated by the formula for a cylinder,

V = pi×radius²×height

So we're ready to do the calculations.

The volume of food held by the rectangular baking dish will be

V = 9”×13”×2”

= 234 cubic inches.

The volume of food held by the circular baking dish will be

V = pi×4.5²”×2”

= 127.23 cubic inches.

The numbers don't lie, Progressive Traditionalist: the rectangular pan will accommodate almost twice as much food as the circular pan.

And look at the other issues: chicken breasts are roughly rectangular in shape, which means they'll fit far better into a rectangular dish. Trying to put those same objects into a circular dish is literally like trying to put a square piece of breast meat into a round cavity: it just doesn't work as well.

The bottom line is clear: use a rectangular baking dish for the main course, and save that circular dish for the apple pie.


The Dark Wraith has thus laid out the geometry of dinner.

Sat Jul 01, 12:15:03 PM EDT  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

There is little that angers the disenfranchised more than those who fail to exercise power yet reap powerful rewards. Despots can be understood, even tolerated, but parasites rarely last long.

Hello, DNC? Anybody listening to your constituents out there?


Hey there Lindibee,

I have been watching the Dems, and was so frustrated by their silence, when the Repubs have so clearly blown it big time. But, the repubs are a very argumentive party, and look for any opposition so that they can slander, lie and abuse. Like the schoolyard bully, without opposition, they seem to be flailing around. In fact, I've been enjoying watching them turn on each other. Their policies and strategies are all smoke and bluster without an enemy.

The best thing the Dems could do is to let the repubs tear each other apart, and then come on strong, with a big plan or the equiv of Newt's contract, two weeks before the election. Otherwise, they just get slandered and abused. Keep the spotlight on the republicans, and let their complete incompetence and insensitivity shine for all to see!!


Speaking as one who used to prowl caves, they sometimes have the advantage of bearing their own resources: relatively constant temperature, filtered water, and even the occasional rat for food.


Good afternoon, Dark Wraith,

On the first Survivor island, they found out that rats are tasty and nutritious. In fact, NYC is infested with more rats than humans right now, and the experts say that the situation will only get worse in the next decade. I propose a solution to the coming famine, as well as a solution to NYC's pest problem: RATburgers! (well done, of course)

Sat Jul 01, 12:59:33 PM EDT  
 SB Gypsy blogged...


The Dark Wraith has thus laid out the geometry of dinner.


But, you'll loose the ineffable essence of leather thong if you dump the pyramid idea!

Sat Jul 01, 01:03:02 PM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, SB Gypsy. Speaking as one who goes to the extent of walking into leather apparel stores just for the aroma, I am not averse to the occasional cowhide in the context of the well-planned meal.

That having been said...

I HAVEN'T THE FIRST CLUE ON EARTH HOW A LEATHER THONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE MUCH LESS COMPATIBLE WITH A NUTRITIOUS YET FLAVORFUL MEAL!!





The Dark Wraith gets flustered when he is totally clueless about what probably should be something in which he is fully versed.

Sat Jul 01, 04:34:50 PM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"I HAVEN'T THE FIRST CLUE ON EARTH HOW A LEATHER THONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE MUCH LESS COMPATIBLE WITH A NUTRITIOUS YET FLAVORFUL MEAL!!

"The Dark Wraith gets flustered when he is totally clueless about what probably should be something in which he is fully versed."


Good Lord, boy; I thought I learned ya' better'n that. Nutritious, yes. Flavorful, yes. What about enjoyable? Think of the fun you'll have sitting there with your guest (s?) in your thongs and all of you contemplating "dessert". I presume your pantry is stocked with butter-flavored Wesson oil, and the linen closet has an adequate supply of rubber sheets.

Sat Jul 01, 09:17:01 PM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

The Dark Wraith has once again lost his appetite.

Sat Jul 01, 09:59:38 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

txrad and I were looking at the moon tonight. And he said, there'a a moon, and I asked "is it a muslim moon or a christian moon?"

He said "it's crescent."

I said: "muslim"

And he asked, "what is a christian moon."

And I said, "any moon that isn't a muslim.

Sat Jul 01, 10:04:10 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

And all that fist slamming on the table brings absolutely nothing to the party. Can we have some simple dialogue here? I've never begged in this venue before.

Hallelujah! I've seen your flag on the marble arch.

Sat Jul 01, 10:20:09 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

But me thinks funk #48 does the trick quite nicely.

Sat Jul 01, 10:35:36 PM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Konagod, a crescent moon is not Muslim; a crescent moon is like a crescent roll, which is religion-free, unless the crescent roll is not unleaven, in which case there could be implications depending upon the particular time the crescent moon is visible.

I used to like crescent rolls, but in recent years, I've drifted away. Like the moon, itself, dinner rolls can come in crescent, gibbous, and full.

The gibbous roll can be made from the full roll by taking a small bite, but I must caution that taking too big a bite leaves you back at square one with the crescent roll.

Now, what were you talking about? Oh, yes: the Christian moon. I have issues with that. Did you know that there used to be Christian nudist associations? I actually was at a nudist park once where a group had arrived for some kind of Christian festival of freedom or some such thing. Now, it was at that time when I first saw what could only be described as a Christian moon.

Several dozen, in fact.

They looked no different from the Heathen moon, from where I was standing; but I wasn't standing all that close. They were in their own camping area, and I didn't want to bother them. I was too busy worrying about the tour through the underbrush my group was going to be having later that day.

Have you any idea what thorns can do in a situation like that? And don't get me started on nettles.

The bottom line is this, konagod: watch the moon at your leisure; but never, ever let the cold-nosed dog sneak up behind you when you're in the buff. Christian moon or Muslim moon, it's all the same: you will try to kill the dog with your bare hands.


The Dark Wraith heads outside to see what's on the dinner roll menu for the evening.

Sat Jul 01, 10:38:32 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

see? this is why i come here. For SIMPLE clarification. God damn, DW, you are good! Have a pleasant evening dear Sir..

Sat Jul 01, 11:08:32 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

what IS on the dinner roll for the evening? I haven't EATEN yet. Hmm, I can think of several things I'd like to have, primarily leftover pizza... yum, all vegetarian of course.

Sat Jul 01, 11:28:21 PM EDT  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"The bottom line is this, konagod: watch the moon at your leisure; but never, ever let the cold-nosed dog sneak up behind you when you're in the buff. Christian moon or Muslim moon, it's all the same: you will try to kill the dog with your bare hands." -- DW

I used to sleep in long underwear (the kind with a trapdoor in back for trips to the outhouse) during chilly nights on the farm. We had been having trouble with foxes in the henhouse, and hearing a ruckus one night, grabbed the old double-barrel and had just poked the gun in the henhouse door when...well, "never, ever let the cold-nosed dog sneak up behind you when you're" holding a loaded double-barrel shotgun in a henhouse and the trapdoor on your longjohns is flapping in the breeze. At least a dozen or more hens had laid their last egg.

Sun Jul 02, 12:01:07 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

The Dark Wraith calls for a moment of silence in remembrance of the departed chickens.

Sun Jul 02, 12:19:07 AM EDT  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

And now, Peter, I should tell you the story about my old friend from years back, Tom Dayle.

Tom was a tall, strapping man, half Native American, well educated, with a country drawl a mile long and an earnestness of demeanor that made everything he said sound like the most serious matter you'd ever want to contemplate. He was usually pretty sparing with talk, but on one occasion, that man had no end to animation in what he had to tell.

You see, he had a small farm, and there had been some trouble in his part of the county, mostly from high school boys vandalizing farm property, but also from dogs people would let out at night that would then pack and go killing livestock.

Tom decided he was going to get him some good guard animals, and since he didn't want dogs, he got geese: those big white ones, which have a reputation for being very good at guarding their territory.

I distinctly recall driving up the long driveway to his house and seeing one of those monsters walking in the high weeds. All I could think to myself was, "Small albino brontosaurus."

Well, the way Tom told the story, one night around 11 p.m., right after he'd gotten ready for bed and was wearing nothing but his underwear, he realized he hadn't put the padlock on the side door of his barn for the night, so he just grabbed it off the kitchen counter and went out to the barn, which was maybe 30 yards from the house. He didn't think a thing about going out there, since it was dead quiet outside and nothing was going on.

As he tells it, "Jist as soon as I clicked that damn'd padlock—right at that very instant, in fact—I knew what was behind me an' what was about t' happen."

Sure enough, it did. He said the pain was so utterly intense that he actually hallucinated that the goose's head was coming out his mouth and turning around to honk at him.

In reality, the force of the goose drilling him slammed his body into the door. He shoved himself up and backward, going over the goose and landing flat on his back, at which point the goose, of course, turned to continue the attack.

Tom, being on his back, came up on his heels and his hands and started crab-walking backward away from the on-coming menace, which by this time had brought its wings up in the air like some kind of avenging white angel of death. It was hissing and nearly sprint-floating at him as he crab-walked hysterically backward, shrieking, "SANDY! SANDY!!!" to get his wife's attention inside the house so she could come and open the screen door.

"That goose weren't more'n two feet from makin' a woman part 'tween mah legs," and Tom didn't dare try to flip himself over and run because "that first hit nearly did me one o' them colostomies."

He had made it to the concrete platform around the back door when he heard Sandy scream, "Oh, dear GOD!" and fling open the door.

Tom flopped inside, sure as he could be that the goose was going to make it in there where both Tom and Sandy would meet their doom trapped in the kitchen with that psychotic bird.

Tom said that Sandy, in a completely uncharacteristic act of hysterical aggression, kicked the goose with her bare foot as the animal was trying to muscle its way through the door she had been trying to close.

The goose reeled backward, Sandy slammed and latched the door and then collapsed beside Tom, who was by this time in a state of abject terror and almost completely under the kitchen table.

The rest of the night was spent packing what would turn out at the doctor's office the next day to be an appalling, massive gash and peripheral hematoma that made going to the toilet for the next week "somethin' I don't wanna feel ag'in fer th' rest of mah life."

According to Tom, who was expecting the doctor to need some convincing about the circumstances surrounding the injury, old Doc Livinghurst said something to the effect that he'd seen the injury type before. Tom was relieved to hear that he wasn't the first man who had been nearly fatally wounded by a crazed white goose that took its guard job way too seriously.

Tom got rid of the geese and bought a dog, which in the course of time proved to be a great friend and good guardian of the farm. And to my knowledge—at least Tom never mentioned anything to the contrary—that hound dog never once put a gash in old Tom's butthole.


The Dark Wraith has told his tale for the evening.

Sun Jul 02, 01:08:48 AM EDT  
 trailertrash blogged...

Quoth the Dark Wraith
Now that Bush and Koizumi have made their visit to the home of a musician who died three decades ago from a self-induced drug overdose, maybe they could take a few minutes to stop by the homes of some American soldiers who've died recently because of a war started by a lying, megalomaniacal President.

Maybe they could wear their new Elvis shades to get some yuks during the photo ops with the dead soldiers' widows and kiddies.

With your quote and
BlondeSense Liz's photos, it's almost like being there when those thrilling moments in history were being made.

Sun Jul 02, 08:36:12 AM EDT  
 The Minstrel Boy blogged...

Now it's rape murder and revenge

amazing article, and a comment thread which includes an iraqi who, naturally, brings a completely different perspective on the situation. i heartily recommend all fans of civilized discussion read this.

Sun Jul 02, 01:44:26 PM EDT  
 Wild Clover blogged...

I HAVEN'T THE FIRST CLUE ON EARTH HOW A LEATHER THONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE MUCH LESS COMPATIBLE WITH A NUTRITIOUS YET FLAVORFUL MEAL!!

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Sun Jul 02, 09:20:12 PM EDT  
 konagod blogged...

lotta shitbags hang around a bank. ever notice?

h/t deadwood.

Sun Jul 02, 10:01:16 PM EDT