Saturday, November 26, 2005

Pulp Economics:
The Structure of an Interest Rate, Part 1

In the continuing work of The Dark Wraith Forums to help blog readers become more informed and knowledgeable about economics and finance, this Pulp Economics article is the first in a series on interest rates. The current series will interweave with the Pulp Economics series entitled, "A Brief Story of Money," Part 1 of which was published here last week. Whereas the money series focuses on how interest rates change as a consequence of monetary and fiscal policies, this series summarizes the theory of how interest rates form. Each series is, then, a supplement to the other. Information provided here about the processes that underlie the creation of interest rates provides the backdrop for information in the money series about how interest rates move over time and across economic policies and circumstances at the federal and global levels. Here, the emphasis is on what interest rates represent and why they exist in the first place.

To begin this analysis, we need a very important, basic idea from the core principles of economics, and we'll introduce this idea with the story of Irwin Hornflocker, an average guy who worked as a furniture delivery man at Doolick's House of Furnishings over in the old Town & City strip mall on Maple Rock Street about a block from the new, three-story professional building that went up last year. Irwin had been working at Doolick's for eight years, ever since he got out of high school, where he was a first-string wide receiver his Junior and Senior Years at Tri-County Consolidated High School. He didn't get any offers for college scholarships, and that was due in no small part to Tri-County's two-and-twelve record during his Senior year, when he had no fewer than seventeen fumbles to his credit along with a two-game suspension for putting so much stick-'em paste on his hands that, during a tackle in Tri-County's game against the Haley Valley Panthers, his hands stuck so fast to a Panther player's jersey that he ripped the sucker clean off the boy. Irwin has lived a modest life ever since those glory days, and his job at Doolick's hadn't provided him much discretionary income until recently. At $10.25 an hour last year, Irwin pretty much just barely got by. But then Ned Forrell, the old dock manager since Doolick's started business in 1969, had a heart attack while he was having dinner with his wife at Claire's Family Restaurant. Ned went down for the count and passed to the hands of Jesus right there in his hot roast beef and mashed potatoes special.

Irwin saw daylight the next day. He got called into the business office at the request of Fanny Doolick, who took over when her own husband, the late Clyde Doolick, died the very same way as Ned did at Claire's, except that Clyde was having the liver and onions Blue Plate with a side of green beans and cornbread when the Lord called him home. Irwin went in to Fanny's office not knowing what to expect; but much to his shock, Fanny told him that he was now the loading dock manager, what with his eight years of experience and a "damn fine set of muscles any healthy, lonely woman could appreciate." With that one conversation—admittedly a little uncomfortable for Irwin, what with his history of being known around town as something of a lady's man in his youth—Irwin's wage went from $10.25 to $13.45 an hour right there on the spot.

Irwin saw his life turning around. On his way home that afternoon, he thought about all the things he was going to do with that extra money. He was okay with where he lived, and he was okay with the furniture he had and all that. He was thinking more about his hobbies. He liked to work out, and with the extra money, he could buy himself a set of weights instead of using his sofa—purchased with his employee discount at Doolick's Factory Outlet—for his nightly bench presses. More importantly, Irwin had always wanted to go to college, and with plenty of extra money, he could start with a three-hour course at the local community college, which charges $50 per credit hour: that'd be only $150.

Life was turning good. Irwin bought a set of weights for $120 at Sven's Bulge Barn, and he signed up for Econ 101. The course ended up costing a little more than he had thought because of the textbook, which ran $85 for a used copy. Still, for only $235, Irwin was on his way to that college degree he never got because of those lousy last two football seasons when he was in high school.

Irwin did live better even if not everything went according to plan. After a few hour-long work-outs the first week with his new weights, he never touched them again. And that college course didn't really work out because the teacher was one of those air-headed academic liberals he'd heard about and the whole subject had nothing to do with the real world that real people live in; and so Irwin stopped going after the third week of the sixteen-week semester.

But Irwin is now making a lot more than $10.25 an hour, and since his promotion, he's been working 50 hour weeks quite often. He's happy with his life, even if he has had to compromise his principles on two occasions with Fanny; but even there, he found that the pay raises have come more frequently, and they've been more than fair. These days, Irwin's pulling $15.80 an hour, and he does some work in the business office as well as running the loading dock every bit as well as Ned did. In fact, the guys he supervises say he's better than Ned because he's there all the time, and he keeps everything running smoothly. Irwin's life is a case study in the American dream coming true.


Irwin bought weights, but he didn't use them, even though he'd been working out with the sofa for years. Irwin dropped out of college, even though it was something he'd wanted to do ever since high school. In fact, if the truth were to be told, Irwin was even shopping for groceries at the "snooty people's" store, Emerald's Fine Foods, instead of at the old Famous Foods for Less mega-store over by the county fairgrounds about a mile outside of town. Irwin had his reasons for all the things he was doing differently; and once in a while, he even mentioned in passing the real reason: "I don't have time for nonsense anymore; I got responsibilities."

Yes, Irwin does.

In economics, the term is opportunity cost: the value of the best alternative given up to carry out a given action. This is one of the implicit costs an activity carries. Implicit costs are those that don't have a bill that's paid with cash money; the cost is part of the activity, itself. Opportunity cost has to do with what a person gives up; that means it necessarily doesn't have any visible bill or receipt or charge.

A person's wage rate is the opportunity cost of leisure: when Irwin is doing something other than work, what he's doing excludes earning his wage rate at work. When Irwin's wage rate rose, the cost of doing things other than work rose with it.

Consider his weight lifting. When Irwin was making $10.25 an hour, two hours of work-out a week cost him $20.50 in foregone wage; but when he was making $13.45 an hour, the opportunity cost of those two hours of workout a week rose to $26.90. Over the course of a year, the opportunity cost of working out rose from
2 hours a week × 52 weeks a year × $10.25 = $1,066.00

to
2 hours a week × 52 weeks a year × $13.45 = $1,398.80

Notice that the explicit cost (or direct cost) of those new, fancy weights Irwin bought were actually a small part of the total cost—the sum of the explicit costs and the implicit costs. Irwin's annual opportunity cost of working out two hours a week had jumped by $332.80 ($1,398.80 minus $1,066.00), but the weights cost him only $120! That means Irwin, looking at only that $120.00 direct cost, didn't see the far larger, permanent annuity of costs of an extra $332.80 per year to which he was committing himself by buying and using the weights.

The situation was even worse with that college course. The first night Irwin went to class, the professor said that, for every hour in class, a student would have to study for two hours outside of class. And that was just to get a "C" in the course! That meant Irwin was going to spend three hours in class every week and six hours outside of class every week studying economics, and he was going to have to do this for 16 weeks. Now, Irwin had looked only at the direct cost, which at first he thought was $150.00, but which he had to revise upward to $235.00, including the cost of the textbook for the course. But even at that, Irwin was simply blindsided by the far larger opportunity cost of undertaking just one college course: nine hours every week (three in class and six outside of class) for 16 weeks is a total of 144 hours. Irwin would have to forego $13.25 for every one of those hours, which means his opportunity cost for that course was
144 hours × $13.45 = $1,936.80

which put his total cost at
$235.00 + $1,936.80 = $2,171.80

for just that one course.

When Irwin was making a measly $10.25 an hour, the opportunity cost of that 144 hours committed to the college course would have been only
144 hours × $10.25 = $1,476.00,

putting the total cost at
$235.00 + $1,476.00 = $1,711.00

for that same course.

With the workouts and with the college course, Irwin faced the classic law of demand: as the price of a good or service falls, consumers and firms tend to want more of it; as the price of a good or service rises, consumers and firms tend to want less of it. For Irwin, even though the explicit costs of the goods and services didn't budge, the opportunity cost of everything that precluded him making his hourly wage became more expensive overnight; hence, Irwin wanted less of those things, even if he didn't see the prices of the goods and services rising.

And about Irwin, the fellow who always used to make fun of others who went to the "snooty people's" grocery store, the same thing was happening. The cheap prices attracted longer lines of people at the checkout counter. Irwin, himself, was constantly grousing under his breath about people standing there checking out, trying to figure out how the debit card slider worked or fishing for change in their pockets or taking forever to write a check. There were times when Irwin almost lost it because some hoehandle with five unruly kids simply had to put into her shopping cart the one item on the racks that didn't have a price tag on it, thereby prompting the cashier to bawl out, "Price check on Line 29," to which a floor manager would respond sometime within the next several hours. But the prices were always great at the Famous Foods for Less mega-store, even though it was something of a drive to get clear out there. But then, as if all of a sudden, there was Irwin, standing in a nice, short line at Emerald's Fine Foods, paying sometimes 30 percent more for the same things he used to buy at Famous Foods for Less. Had Irwin stuck with his economics course, it might have occurred to him that the line, itself, at Famous Foods was part of the cost of the groceries. The longer a person stood in the line, the greater the cost. But for someone making more money per hour, the cost of a given line was higher than it was for someone making less per hour. That's why people earning more were willing to pay a higher direct cost for groceries at Emerald's: they were simply avoiding an implicit cost that was being driven by people who made less per hour.

In his own way, Irwin came to understand all of this. In fact, during one of his rants with his friends about liberals, he said that the only reason liberals want a higher minimum wage is so they won't have competition for their jobs that require a college education. He had the economics exactly right: as the minimum wage goes up, the opportunity cost of going to college increases, which means more high school graduates will enter the work force directly out of high school, in part because the cost of giving up full-time work to attend college rises. As fewer people attend college, fewer college graduates enter the labor market with the skills to compete with those already in the labor market with college degrees. Hence, a rising minimum wage ensures a tighter supply of college-educated workers, ensuring higher wages and salaries for them.

Irwin's friends just sort of looked at him when he explained the logic. Irwin said, "Don't argue with me about it: I had three weeks of economics at the community college; an' besides, every now and then, I read these long-winded articles about economics on the Internet. The guy calls himself the Dark Wraith, an' he sure explains things good... except sometimes he goes five times around the barn to get to the outhouse. I'm still tryin' t' figure out what that story about the furniture loading dock guy had to do with the structure of an interest rate."


Irwin was right. It seems like the concept of opportunity cost is far removed from the financial world of interest rates and what determines them; but opportunity cost is the driving force at the very base of every interest rate.

When a person puts money into a savings account, he or she is necessarily giving up the right to use that money for immediate consumption. To induce a person to put money in the bank, there has to be an incentive to forego current consumption. That's where interest rates come into play. Now, some investments are risky, some investments are safe; but every inducement to get people to do something other than to use their money for consumption must include a core, basic reward for the immediate consumption that is given up. Every interest rate, then, includes a compensation for not spending money in the here and now, and that core interest rate—call it the real interest rate—is the opportunity cost of immediate consumption. If investors really like to use their money right away, then giving it up will require a big incentive. If people don't get really worked up about using their money right away for consumption, then it won't take a lot to induce them to put money away instead of using it.

This real interest rate, which we designate by rreal, is driven by a number of factors. One big one is the supply of and demand for liquid money. Recall from Part 1 of the Pulp Economics series, "A Brief Story of Money," that liquidity is the speed and efficiency with which an asset can be transformed into another asset. Dollar bills are highly liquid: when there are a lot of those highly liquid dollars floating around in an economy, it won't take very much of a reward to get people to squirrel a few of them away in savings; but when greenbacks are not in abundant supply, it will take a higher real interest rate to induce people to put some of them in the bank. At the same time, when people are very worried about their immediate financial prospects, they won't be too thrilled with the idea of sticking money in a savings account. That means, when people are worried about their circumstances and those of the economy as it affects them, they'll need more incentive to put money into a savings account instead of using it; on the other hand, when people are confident about their own immediate prospects, and they see the economy as being strong, they'll tend to be willing to put money into savings without as much inducement in terms of the real interest rate.

To put it in the context of Irwin, if he were to have more hours in a day, he'd be willing (all other things being equal) to commit time to the economics course or to that workout regimen. With money, if there's more of it swirling around in an economy, the real interest rate doesn't have to be as high to get people to commit some money to savings. But if Irwin has something very important to do right now with the hours he has in a day, he's going to commit fewer of those hours he has to things other than the most valuable thing he can use them for. In the same way, when the greenbacks in an economy are limited, their value goes up.

But all of this leads to something even more important. Yes, there is a basic component of every interest rate that represents the opportunity cost of immediate consumption; but perhaps more fundamentally, a short-term interest rate—one that doesn't have all the extra "premiums" added in that we'll explore in later parts of this series—is in some very material way the price of a dollar!

Now, this "real" interest rate is never seen. It hides below the surface, buried in every interest rate that gets quoted in the actual economy. Every interest rate starts with this real interest rate, and then those premiums mentioned above are tacked on, each to its extent necessary for the instrument on which that interest rate is bearing. The first interest rate that any market would actually form for use would be one very close to the theoretical risk-free rate, designated rf, which is the sum of the real interest rate, rreal, and a short-term expected inflation premium, πe, that represents the reward for investors' expectation of lost purchasing power of the money while unavailable for consumption. Take care to notice that the expected inflation premium rewards an expectation: what has already happened with inflation is irrelevant. Investors must be induced based upon what they expect to happen.

The real interest rate rewards foregone consumption; the expected inflation premium rewards lost purchasing power due to the current dollars getting "watered down" by a rise in the aggregate price level, and that's a fancy way of describing plain, old inflation. This sum of the real interest rate and the expected inflation premium is called "risk free" because it doesn't include any rewards investors would have to be provided for bearing various types of risk, one of which is that of losing part or all of their investment through default of the borrower. The so-called "default premium" is but one of several layers of reward stacked on top of the risk-free rate. Each of these risk premiums will be investigated in detail in a subsequent article in this Pulp Economics series. It should be noted at least in passing that the risk-free rate is the one over which the central bank (the Federal Reserve in the United States) has control, but that risk-free rate is also affected over time by forces beyond the central bank's control. In particular, the amount of borrowing by the federal government drives all interest rates because the government will drive interest rates up to induce investors to lend it money; and the expected inflation premium rises and falls through time based upon whether or not the central bank has previously pumped too much or too little money into the economy compared to the growth of that economy's actual need for greenbacks.

Describing too many of the factors affecting observable interest rates in one article can lead to all kinds of undesirable outcomes. In fact, the very last economics class Irwin attended before dropping out was the one where the professor was describing this very subject of the structure of an interest rate. The professor had decided he should lay the whole thing out in one, 90-minute lecture. Irwin actually stayed with him through the risk-free rate, although Irwin was a little suspicious about the part where the professor said that the risk-free rate is theoretical, but a close approximation of it is found in the interest rate the government pays on very short-term loans it gets from investors by selling them what are called "Treasury bills," or "T-bills." The professor explained that, since T-bills are highly liquid—that is, they are easy to sell—and have no chance of default, they are virtually risk free, meaning that the investor gets rewarded only for the basic surrender of immediate consumption and for the expected erosion of purchasing power over the term of the loan. No reward is paid for bearing the risk of default, nor is any reward paid for the risk of longer-term surrender of consumption, nor for the possibility that it would be difficult to sell the T-bill to another investor.

Irwin got worked up because he'd heard his very own President say something about how the Social Security Trust has about two dozen Treasury instruments representing huge loans the Trust has made to the federal government. According to the way Irwin interpreted the President's words, those Treasury instruments in a drawer at the Trust offices were just pieces of paper, and there was no guarantee that they'd be worth anything at all when the Social Security Trust needed them cashed in to pay benefits to retirees. "So," Irwin challenged the professor, "the President says there's a good chance of default on them Treasury borrowings, an' you're sayin' there's no chance of default. An' I'm supposed to believe you instead of the President of these United States, huh?"

The professor answered, "Yes, but that's because the President is irresponsible for even suggesting that the United States Treasury could default."

Irwin shot back, "How can you get by with calling President George W. Bush names?" to which the professor answered, "You're right. Bush is too stupid to be irresponsible."

Irwin left, never to return, never to learn the rest of the story of interest rates, never to learn that he could be smarter with one economics course than his President could be with all of his neo-conservative political and economics advisers.

And absent that economics course, when he's not at work, Irwin now spends the nights hanging out in cyberspace, where he reads the articles at The Dark Wraith Forums, enduring as he then must the gruesomely long stories that only occasionally and randomly ever get around to making a point clearly, lucidly, and interestingly.


For those readers who have made it this far and want more of this series, the next installment will cover the so-called "maturity premium" impounded in some interest rates. That article will be published after Part 2 of the series, "A Brief Story of Money," coming soon to this very blog.



The Dark Wraith trusts that readers will come away from this series understanding not just more about interest rates, but also more about why economics is the science of common sense made obtuse.

<< 23 Comments Total
 trailertrash blogged...

Good morning, Dark Wraith.

Great article. Very entertaining as well as illuminating.

He's happy with his life, even if he has had to compromise his principles on two occasions with Fanny; but even there, he found that the pay raises have come more frequently, and they've been more than fair.

When you mentioned the two occasions with Fanny, I was wondering if they would also be considered opportunity cost?

OT...I used the edit pull down to use find, but when I got the little find box, entered the word I wanted to find, clicked find, it locked up the page.

Sun Nov 27, 06:39:34 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning, Dark Wraith,

Another fine post!

Irwin shot back, "How can you get by with calling President George W. Bush names?" to which the professor answeredsaid, "You're right. Bush is too stupid to be irresponsible."


Heh Heh Heh... ;-)

Sun Nov 27, 09:17:54 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Old economics professors never die;
they just lose interest".

Sun Nov 27, 04:54:53 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

hoehandle??

Methinks Dickens would protest. Perhaps bulging crumpet?

And that was 10 times around the barn not 5 but the landscaping was nice and made the trip enjoyable.

I am not so sure that the government will not default on those tbills in the future.

In fact, I think part of Bush's objectives is to drive this nation into default but that is a story for this week's tinfoil tuesday...

Mon Nov 28, 12:14:23 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Trailer Trash.

Actually, there are two distinct "indirect costs" in his two rounds with Clyde's widow.

First, the time he spent with her carried opportunity cost. If, for the sake of example, he spent an hour on each occasion with her, that would mean that he didn't earn $26.90. Essentially, then, it cost him almost twenty-seven bucks to smack some Fanny.

Another indirect cost was the less quantifiable diminishment of his reputation that attended the services he rendered to Fanny. We shall at once stipulate that there was an indirect benefit, but that has since been converted into real, measurable, direct revenue earnings. However, given that he could end up being suspected around town of taking the ol' Skin Boat up Mystery Lagoon, he might end up having a far more difficult time securing a lasting, meaningful relationship with another woman, one of his choosing.

For Irwin, it's a trade-off. Yes, he has benefited from pay raises he might otherwise not have received; and yes, it's true that he got some Fanny that he had probably needed. But we cannot simply ignore the implicit costs.

Irwin is a man who's made some bad choices in his life, as his high school football career shows in stark relief. We can only hope that, with a little more maturity and job respectability, Irwin can turn his life around before he becomes known more widely down at Claire's Family Restaurant as "Irwin the Slut."


The Dark Wraith sees a cautionary tale in this cautionary tale.

Mon Nov 28, 12:14:47 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Peter of Lone Tree.

Correction: The interest is still there; it's just that the company asset doesn't experience the effects of inflation nearly as swiftly as it once did.


The Dark Wraith sees that as a good thing from the perspective of monetary policy.

Mon Nov 28, 12:17:47 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, SB Gypsy. The fun part of all this is that there are, I think, a million stories I can create to go with principles of economics. My problem is that, in the traditional classroom, I can do this kind of teaching, but for online courses, I don't have a prayer of making economics interesting.

Unless, of course, I send the online students to The Dark Wraith Forums. The problem there is that, at the very least, I'd have to knock it off with the weird challenges.


The Dark Wraith might already have dug himself a grave with that last one... and the next one is even worse.

Mon Nov 28, 12:22:57 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

"Bulging crumpet," PoliShifter?!


The Dark Wraith isn't sure whether "hoehandle" or "bulging crumpet" is a more descriptive descriptor.

Mon Nov 28, 12:26:30 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

You are a very good teacher, Dark Wraith. You explain fully, while never talking down to your audience, or insulting their intelligence in any way. Well done.

Mon Nov 28, 02:27:50 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Thank you for the compliment, Fat Lady Sings. Rest assured, by the way, that as the stories of money and interest rates unfold, things will get a little strange in the narratives. That will probably bother some people, of course, considering that they've gotten used to my dry, no-nonsense, by-the-textbook way of presenting economics and finance topics.


The Dark Wraith has a feeling no publisher in his right mind is going to pick this material up for a book deal.

Tue Nov 29, 10:16:40 AM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

Great post - thank you.

I was wondering: will there be an end of semester test? An exam, even an open book exam, concentrates the mind wonderfully, and it would prove a great aid to the retention of all this material.

Mr. Shakes leaves an apple for the teacher.

Why is everyone glaring at me like that??

Wed Nov 30, 02:34:41 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

It's funny you should ask that, Mr. Shakes.

I have been working on an independent implementation of a comprehensive, online evaluation engine that I can use to offer quizzes, exams, and other assessment instruments; and I've thought about simply putting up very straight-forward tests on various topics in economics to let people see how strong they are in the subject matter.

Obviously, there wouldn't be any grades issued or anything like that, and it would be strictly for fun, but the idea would be to give people a sense of their mastery of economics and finance so they would have more confidence about their ability to analyze certain current and enduring events.

I'm not sure it would be all that well received, though. I do know that there's a core audience that seems to like these Pulp Economics articles, but taking it too far might end up turning this place into a ghost town.

This place gets downright creepy when nobody's hanging around the lounge, what with the slightly somber décor and all.


The Dark Wraith should think carefully before doing something that would make this place even creepier.

Wed Nov 30, 04:14:17 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Ghost town? Creepy when nobody is hanging around the lounge? Thought you were taking about the message board for a moment there.

Wed Nov 30, 07:00:53 PM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

NO TESTS!! And yes, the Forum seems a mite empty these days - where have we all gone?

Thu Dec 01, 02:40:19 AM EST  
 Wild Clover blogged...

Considering the popularity of on-line tests of all ilk, a set of generic econ quizzes would probably give you more traffic than you can handle as folks linked up, especially if they were as entertaining as your writing tends to be, even in lecture mode.

Thu Dec 01, 02:50:07 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

OT, but why is the message board down? If it's up I can't access it.

- oddjob

Thu Dec 01, 04:16:20 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, OddJob. It's 10:00 a.m. EST, and the message board is up and running okay.

I'm wondering if there might have been a server glitch at some point during the night. I'll check the logs later to see if something went wrong for a while. I was there last night at maybe 1:00 a.m. EST, and it looked alright.

I do know that I'm getting some kind of a build-up problem in the backroom, and that might have been a purge I scheduled, but I don't think so.

Lordy. If it's not one thing it's another. If doing this stuff weren't so much fun, it would be like work.


The Dark Wraith should probably reconsider what "fun" means.
[Naw.]

Thu Dec 01, 10:05:19 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Fat Lady Sings.

You and Mr. Goat are right: the message board has been quiet for a while. I need to get back over there and start contributing myself. I've been so obsessed with several projects of late that I haven't gotten much of anything really accomplished, at least not much of anything that anyone can really see.

This whole thing about implementing AJAX here on the blog turned into quite an obsession: once I got it to work, I started cleaning up the blog and off-loading content that had been building up over the past year since this began. It was sort of amazing that this thing was even able to load, what with all the content that I'd been putting into the main template. Now, just about every frame is in its own file that gets called in when the page loads for a user.

I don't know if it's noticeable yet, but you should be seeing the load time falling. More importantly, but less obviously, the blog will be far more stable in terms of failures by Blogger, which has had a really nasty habit, especially lately, of simply wiping out template code every now and then. That is much less likely to happen, now.

All of this, as I have mentioned, is to the end of the new service that's coming soon. You'll have to wait to see what it is, though, because I have a couple of projects in front of it, not the least of which are these two Pulp Economics series, plus a new challenge I'm about to launch against Bill O'Reilly, whose list of enemies has failed to include all the bloggers who ripped him a new one a couple of weeks ago. My challenge is designed to have bloggers get that boy's attention.


The Dark Wraith hopes at least a few other bloggers accept this rather unusual, upcoming challenge.

Thu Dec 01, 10:17:16 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Wild Clover.

Your comment brings up some memories that make me sort of wince. Every now and then, I get started on a word problem for an exam in math or economics or finance, and the thing turns into a sort of serialized story that runs from one exam to the next to the next.

It has been a few years since I had a department chairman actually see one of my exams, but I recall that the last time it happened, I had to politely ignore the questions I got from the chairman for a couple of weeks. If memory serves me correctly, he finally dropped the matter when I asked if he'd like to see how the story began in Exam 1, since he'd seen Exam 2, where the story had gotten more complicated because of details from Exam 1.

These days, I tend to keep my exams from being read by people who haven't started at the beginning of the series.


The Dark Wraith should probably lay off the complicated stories... at least on exams.

Thu Dec 01, 10:23:24 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Did you move the icon/logo for the boards? There used to be a nice big prominent one near the top of the right column, but now I can get in well enough, but I have to hunt to find the icon so I can click on it.

- oddjob

Thu Dec 01, 11:31:45 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, once again, OddJob.

I moved the logo temporarily in my effort to AJAX the content on the sidebar. I'll be putting it back in its place this evening, a little less obtrusively, but still visible in the opening screen.

What I'm trying to accomplish is the optimal loading sequence to reduce the total load time for the blog. Using a telephone modem running at about 53 Kbps as the standard, I have the load time at about 45 seconds right now. That's considered too long. Ideally, it should be under 30 seconds or so, and I think I can accomplish that, but it's going to take something other than little tweaks to graphics and such, although that's important in terms of fractions of seconds. Reducing the number of javascripts is important, and that's being accomplished without any reduction in functionality. Cleaning up the cascading style sheet is also going to help somewhat.

As I noted, this is all to the end of making the blog more of a Website than just another blog.

By the way, according to Harper's Index, a new blog is coming online every one second right now! Every one second. At this rate, it's going to be nearly impossible to get more than a very small audience for any blog whatsoever unless it has something unique and attractive to draw visitors. A blog like The Dark Wraith Forums has a chance to stand out, but I do myself no favors by having the thing hang for a minute or more before someone even sees anything.

Someday, maybe, I'll be able to assume that everyone has broadband, and the load time issues will be virtually moot. But that isn't going to happen today, tomorrow, or even next year. For the foreseeable future, I have to make this lounge interesting, attractive, and quickly accessible via telephone modem connection.

Maybe one day, too, one of the many browsers being used today will have completely wiped out its competition, and that means coding will be easier, as well. But again, that's not going to happen for a long, long time.

That means it's going to be a continuing war with the code, the graphics, and with the servers for the rest of my sorry life.


The Dark Wraith didn't have anything better to do, fortunately.

Thu Dec 01, 11:52:09 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

I have broadband at work and at home, and I have noticed that your blog is still loading while I'm trying to scroll down as I read.

Patience! Some things are worth the wait.

Fri Dec 02, 09:18:28 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, SB Gypsy. Actually, that effect is something I am trying to reduce, although the trick itself is deliberate. It's a little better than the phenomenon on some Websites where the screen is locked until the entire page loads, but I have to fix the problem that scrolling down can cause some of the graphics to stop trying to finish loading.

There should be some room for improvement: I haven't finished AJAXing the whole site, yet; and once I do, I'll be tasking pressure off the main cascading style sheet by putting the CSS for each DIV in its own calling file. You'll see the main column load very fast, and then you'll see the sidebar fill in from the bottom up.

...I think.


The Dark Wraith should know better than to predict what his incompetence will actually cause to happen

Fri Dec 02, 09:54:11 AM EST  

       

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Special Blog Post:
Unsightly Blog Maintenance... at Conclusion

From 3:15 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. EST on November 22, 2005, The Dark Wraith Forums will be undergoing a behind-the-scenes upgrade of template code. You should expect to see errors, especially when you try to refresh or reload the blog. Other possible effects include the occasional, unspeakable demon lashing out at you from your computer monitor. In rare instances, you may hear the wailing of lost souls crying out in agony from the infinite depths of Hades. Forward views of future political scenes may be briefly visible, including a chance encounter between Democratic Presidential Nominee Hillary Clinton and Republican Presidential Nominee Condoleeza Rice at the Rupert Murdoch Is My Kinda Guy gala fundraiser.

Where was I?

Oh, yes: this blog. Maintenance will be going on this evening to the end of sophisticating the code, removing most of the vulnerabilities arising from the Blogger platform, and preparing for the launch of a new service. Should anything unusual (other than the above-mentioned, routine problems) occur, please feel free to post a comment. For that matter, please feel free to post comments on anything.

In news to chew—perhaps something to get folks riled up—some of you might not have caught yesterday's headline from the Guardian Unlimited on The Dark Wraith News Network over at the Message Board about an interview with Lt. Gen. Walter E. Buchanan III, Commander of the 9th U.S. Air Force and U.S. Central Command Air Forces. It seems that, in the interview, which he granted while he was in the United Arab Emirates for an airshow, Buchanan claimed that the civilian casualties in Iraq have been overstated, and he went on to say, "I would tell you first off I don't believe most of it and I am very much aware that some of that has been staged," the 'it' and 'that' in his bloviation apparently referring to civilians being maimed and killed by Coalition bombings. In other words, good readers, the top Air Force officer in Iraq is telling the world that at least some of those horrific scenes of baked corpses, burned flesh, and hanging limbs have been created for gullible viewers by Iraq's equivalent of our Hollywood special effects jockeys.

Amazing. It all looked so... so... real. And here it was just digital manipulation and make-up. Well, spank me, Moses. Boy, do I feel like a real fool for almost blowing my groceries on some of those photos.

Sheesh.

In other news, The Washington Note is claiming that there's been a Deep Throat sort of insider—a "high level official," mind you—who's been providing Patrick Fitzgerald and the FBI with juicy information from very early in the investigation of the outing of Valerie Plame. So the obvious question is, Who's the new Deep Throat; and does he or she really exist, or is this just more smoke being blown up the American people's collective used-food port by one side or the other?

These and other topics are on the table for comments. As I noted above, feel free to discuss anything.



The Dark Wraith is mindful that he should probably use a word somewhat more specific than "anything," what with the crowd around these parts.

Update:
The code that is the subject of this upgrade will be left in the blog for the next couple of days. It is still creating an error in both Internet Explorer and Firefox if the page is refreshed too soon after it is initially loaded, but the error does not spread beyond the frame where it occurs. You must understand that code that creates a transient error is a most vexing form of mental torture.


The Dark Wraith is on the verge of becoming rather fussy.

Update Addendum:
The source of the error has been found and corrected. Asynchronous Javascript and XML—otherwise known as AJAX—can bite me.


The Dark Wraith is going to bed, now.

And Finally...
The major part of the code upgrade is now complete. I have not yet resolved a minor issue with AJAXing a couple of frames because they carry javascripts inside them, but I'll figure that out over the next couple of days as I refine the code to make it more robust.

I must ask you, the people who come to The Dark Wraith Forums, to tell me to what extent the changes, which should not have altered in any material way the appearance of the blog, have affected the functionality. Does the loading sequence appear substantially different now from what it did before? If so, is it in any way disruptive? Also, have you noticed a slowdown in the speed with which the blog completes the loading cycle? Has it crashed during a load?

It seems to me that end users who have slow modem speeds (below 37 Kpbs or so) are going to find the loading time to be pretty high, perhaps as much as one minute if my estimates are correct. That bothers me, and I shall try to reduce the loading time at least to some extent. At one minute, some of the graphics are going to time out, which will cause the blogScream script to never start running unless the REFRESH button is hit (which will allow the graphics to reload from the point where they stopped). Speeding up the load might entail removing a javascript I put in awhile back, one that would require going back and repairing a lot of posts to rectify the coding in them that's based upon it. If I have to do so, however, I shall. Far too many Webmasters now simply accept the fact that users with slow modems will be unable to access their sites; and this slow squeeze-out of those who don't have high-speed modem connections, DSL, or cable modem is becoming another layer of marginalization of large numbers of people in our collective rush to the "connected" future. I don't want to be too much a part of that: the fact that my writings are available only to those able to access the Internet is about as much as I want to contribute for the time being to cutting myself off from an audience that is already so marginalized that it is easy prey for the radio hate mongers who rely on the listeners' inability and unwillingness to be expansively informed.

As always, I am grateful for the input about what's going on with the technical details. I can see only so much; and sometimes, even though I imagine myself objective, I don't see the problems that could be show-stoppers here at The Dark Wraith Forums.

Talk to me if you will. Tell me what you're seeing that isn't within the range of what is acceptable and expected when you visit a blog.

You might be noticing, by the way, that my humor is considerably better tonight than it was when I finally got the major problem with AJAX resolved. I shall keep that good humor... unless, of course, someone tells me that what I've done in the coding has made the blog a complete mess. In that event, I might get a bit fussy again.


The Dark Wraith still might be a bit on the fragile side from this latest backroom blog work.

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 My Pet Goat blogged...

Ignoring WMD, Niger documents, Iraq links to 9/11 and the like, Bushco does have a history of faking little things too, like The Sticker Shock of Bush's Economic Snow Job and The fake troops in Bush's new ad.

It's quaintly Republican for the pot to call the kettle black you know.

Tue Nov 22, 05:30:19 PM EST  
 Lab Kat blogged...

ANYTHING?????

Tue Nov 22, 05:37:34 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Just as I suspected! First it's Lab Kat, then it's going to be everyone else coming over here to disuss anything. Good Lord, it's a good thing I bought extra cans of Spam to throw on the grill.


The Dark Wraith knew better than to say "anything."

Tue Nov 22, 05:43:23 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Hey, Mr. Goat, thank you for those links.

Did you see the close call today with that judge who had the chance to throw out the felony charges against Tom DeLay? He didn't; but that's not a good sign: the smart money seems to be that he has every intention of throwing out the charges, but he postponed making a decision on the motion by DeLay's attorney to make it look like he will have done "careful deliberation" on the matter before he lets the weasel off the hook.

I hope I'm wrong, but that's the smell I'm getting from the skunk farm down there at that courthouse in Texas right now.


The Dark Wraith should probably buy some air freshener before he starts getting too interested in Texas political trials.

Tue Nov 22, 05:47:41 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

In my politically misbegotten younger days I used to think voting for judges was a good thing.

Damn I am glad I live in a state where the judges are appointed! Yes, you sometimes get a serious nutcase of a judge, but I prefer the fact that they are accountable to the legislature, but not running for re-election!

- oddjob

PS: It's old news, but since Mr. Goat's mentioned the faking ShrubCo. has such a fondness for, I thought I'd remind everyone of this one:

Saddam was captured in December, '03? The dates tell another story!

Tue Nov 22, 07:44:37 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Hiya Dark Wraith.

It sounds like you have a fun night ahead of you. The wailing of lost souls might be pretty melodic. I hope they don't wail in rap!

Tue Nov 22, 07:45:22 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

If they start wailing in rap, Old White Lady, I'm gettin' my shootin' iron out.


The Dark Wraith does not cut slack for the eternally damned.

Tue Nov 22, 07:49:37 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, OddJob. I wonder if history books will ever truthfully deal with that little issue. It seems the media of our own time is going to stay away from it as if it were the Plague.


The Dark Wraith wonders how many other misrepresentations will slip through the cracks of history's truth filters.

Tue Nov 22, 07:51:44 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

That will probably depend very much upon whether "the story" includes the legacy Shrub envisions himself to be leaving, or the real one. If it's the latter that actually wins out, the prevasive mendacity of this administration may well end up being one of the significant story lines, and if it happens so, the story about the staging of the most significant capture of the administration will fit in nicely as another facet of the whole.

(Did you notice all the "if's"?)

- oddjob

Tue Nov 22, 11:01:30 PM EST  
 Lisa Renee blogged...

I have been fighting the template change nightmare myself so I hope yours goes better than mine has.

Thankfully I created a test blog of sorts so I can find all of the errors and see how IE may look great but Firefox doesn't and Netscape looks even worse. I'm really learning alot and I know more CSS than I ever thought possible but there are times I have to just walk away then come back to discover I forgot a tag.

I spent two hours in major frustration over placement only to discover I typed "align: left" rather than the "align: right" I wanted. Boy did I feel silly. (especially since my husband who knows very little CSS offered to help me and I poopooed his help because he didn't know CSS, and he found the error...)

:-)

Tue Nov 22, 11:48:45 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Lisa Renee.

Years ago, I was in the computer lab at The Ohio State University, where I had about eight feet of computer printout strung across two adjacent tables. My FORTRAN code lay there before me, executing with no flagged errors on those eight feet of paper, but not one single line of output.

Nothing.

Just the more than a thousand lines of code that were supposed to be numerically solving a system of partial differential equations.

Night after night, I had run that deck of cards; and night after night, when the resulting computer printout was stuck in the bin by a tech in the back, I had nothing.

It was, I believe, on a Wednesday night that a young Taiwanese fellow who had been in several of my classes stopped to share my pain. He stood there for no more than a minute before he pointed to a line about four-fifths of the way down and said, "That should be a zero."

Yes, it should have. The letter "O" I had put there was effectively redirecting the flow of the program, error free, in such a way that the entire thing produced nothing.

Rage, denial, relief, gratitude, desire for homicide: every one of those emotions sort of rippled through me. Fortunately, I was so beaten down by that point that I said something meek along the lines of "It sure should be."

Twit.

Anyway, what I'm doing is trying to implement AJAX dynamic content modules. Once I do that successfully, every frame in the sidebar and the footer becomes nothing but a little htm file that I can change at will without have to ever go in and touch the template again. Blogger has become so impossibly slow and unpredictable at republishing the template that, every time I have to make a change, like updating the "Quoth the Dark Wraith" or the blogScream or the blogroll or the ads, it's a nightmare getting the template to publish, and half the time, the code gets damaged during the republishing process, which means I have to retrieve the code from the back-up file I make every time I touch the template, put that code back into the template, and try to republish again.

By implementing AJAX dynamic content modules, everything can be altered without ever having to deal with Blogger, which I am now convinced is administered by Satan's evil twin.

The problem is that there's some kind of a glitch in the AJAX implementation as I'm trying to use it. The dynamic content modules are loading beautifully on the first opening of the blog; but as soon as the REFRESH button is hit, it's like the browser has no clue as to where to find the little htm files, and error messages show up, and the dynamic content doesn't load.

What's even weirder is that sometimes, if I wait for more than about 15 minutes to hit the REFRESH button on the browser, the content loads perfectly, just like it did in the original load!

This is driving me absolutely insane. It's like an experiment that works sometimes and fails other times, but all of the factors are the same except for how long I wait between trials.

I swear, I'm going to become a Presbyterian if this doesn't work itself out. I'm getting some help (I hope) from a Dynamic Drive Administrator who knows how these Asynchronous Javascript and XML (AJAX) routines work. I am hopeful that he can see whatever it is I'm missing.

Failing that, the only recourse I have is self-imolation, and I really don't want to do that.


The Dark Wraith is rambling, isn't he?

Wed Nov 23, 12:20:49 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Possibly the long wait is allowing some portion of software somewhere to recognize the refresh as a "new" first time, instead of an updating of the "first" first time?

- oddjob (who has only once ever written a program, and that not a very good one in my mind)

Wed Nov 23, 11:46:12 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Actually, OddJob, you're on the right track, but you've got it exactly backwards: the script is checking as it should to see if dynamic content is already loaded; if it is, the code is supposed to drop the issue of reloading it.

Therein seems to lie the problem: for a certain period of time after an initial load, when the REFRESH button on a browser is hit, the script thinks the dynamic content has already loaded, so the script doesn't execute its job of calling the content to go in with the rest of the Webpage that's loading.

What's making the script first of all think that the dynamic content has already loaded when it hasn't in the refresh is the first issue. The second issue is why it clears its mind of the original dynamic content load event after a period of five to fifteen minutes is just beyond me, especially now that I'm certain that the time interval isn't stable: sometimes, a refresh is working after only a couple of minutes; but sometimes, it takes twenty minutes or more before a refresh will work properly and the dynamic content will load.

Aaaargh.

Grr.

Woof.


The Dark Wraith is descending into madness.

Wed Nov 23, 11:57:14 AM EST  
 dread pirate roberts blogged...

long ago, in my programmer days, i took my compiler printout to another programmer for help. this was a large program and i had test data with it. it would compile with no errors but would not execute. there were no error messages about execution. my buddy glance at the printout for at least 3 seconds before pointing to the first instruction. a "jump to end" i had put in to get a compile only, and forgotten to remove when i moved to testing. a huge program that properly executed one command---end. the program did test out and went into use.

i dreamt about programming back then. hope you don't.

six months ago i thought it might take ten years for the country at large to wake up to the bush disaster. now i think it might be sooner.

Wed Nov 23, 12:55:55 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Dread Pirate Roberts.

It has already taken five years, and we still have far too many people who see the whole battle that's emerging in Washington as "just politics."

Eventually, the disasters wrought by this Administration will be fully appreciated; but by then, it will be too late to rectify the diminishment of this nation that will have been Mr. Bush's legacy.


The Dark Wraith will, however, take some pleasure in telling former Bush supporters that they have no one but themselves to blame.

Wed Nov 23, 01:11:37 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

The accounts of programming goofs are refreshing. I recall my first programing class back in the days of the humongous key punch machines. Sat down at an open one in the lab to start my assignment. I had to pretend to get organized, for about ten minutes, while I casually looked for the freaking power switch. Too embarrassed to ask of course.

Wed Nov 23, 02:39:39 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

The Dark Wraith is going to bed, now.

I was going to say that you've mentioned, before, that wraiths don't sleep, but now that I re-read what you actually wrote..
never mind...

I'm glad you found the problem in the code. It always feels like such a relief, doesn't it?

Hope you have a good Thanksgiving.

Thu Nov 24, 01:51:15 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving. You do seem to be feeling better - I hope you have plans to enjoy some turkey with family and friends. Take care, my dear - and be safe!

Thu Nov 24, 03:10:49 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning, Dark Wraith,

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're all snug and full of grace - and real turkey, not spam, today.

Thu Nov 24, 10:05:37 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening to all of you who come to The Dark Wraith Forums.

I hope that you had a restful and happy Thanksgiving Day, abundant of food and whatever other pleasures are your delight.

The world, of course, did continue on its merry way, and I am certain that the neo-conservatives spent the day plotting further mayhem, trouble, and general tom-foolery; but it was surely a wasted effort: their mortal enemies—those who want freedom, liberty, and a country returned to its good and just ways—are now well fed, well rested, and ready to once again take the fight to the lowly runts of the Right.

... once, that is, the effects of Thanksgiving Day festivities of over-indulgence have lifted.


The Dark Wraith wishes you all well, this evening.

Thu Nov 24, 10:26:23 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Hey Dark Wraith,

your ads look great!

What service do you use?

Or did you make the banners yourself and become an affiliate with particular advertisers?

Thu Nov 24, 11:06:24 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, PoliShifter.

Putting together that group of sponsors was a lot like work. I had a few desirable advertising sponsors turn me down cold, but the ones who agreed are pretty impressive overall. The graphics you see are provided by the advertisers, but I remake them slightly (staying within the advertising agreements, of course) to make them fit into the visual and aesthetic layout of the blog. Specifically, the framing trick is my own, as are certain other features.

Although most of the sponsors offer "dynamic" ads—ones that change every so often as new sales or other promotions become available—I found that they were somewhat disruptive in that they employ javascripts that don't always work very well, which means they end up causing disaster with the loading flow of the blog and its own scripts. What that means is that I must keep an eye on my affiate sites all the time to see if new, non-javascripted versions of sales and other promotions are available to post. Some of the advertisers you see over there in the sidebar are really good about sending me e-mails letting me know about new things.

Although I initially did not want to introduce advertising here at The Dark Wraith Forums, the costs associated with this endeavor finally got the better of me. I finally modified my stance to allow for ads as long as they were from reputable companies, tasteful in appearance, played no games with spyware payloads, and offered products that my readers might like.

That set of rules I've been able to keep. It's all commission-based, of course, and that makes it a long road to get to the point where it's generating meaningful revenue; but I've started and run businesses many times, and the one thing I know is that patience is a virtue in the business world. Although one cannot wait forever for a venture to be viable, the idea that one has a product that's going to sell like hotcakes from the get-go is a pretty sure road to disillusionment.

Whether or not the commercialism I've engaged ever pays off remains to be seen. For certain, though, is that I have to provide blog content that brings readers here, and that's something I haven't done nearly well enough of late. In plain English, I'd better have some reason for people to come into my store because there are plenty of other stores for readers to get interesting and useful content where they don't have to suffer ads honking at them.

Capitalism really does suck; but then again, Communism does so with even greater gusto.


The Dark Wraith might have to go to posting more nude pictures of himself to draw the crowds.

Fri Nov 25, 12:30:27 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

There you go again, honey - threatening another bloggers challange. OK - could be fun, only this time, lets see a picture that's not dated 2003! Ooops - bloody hell - my cat just ate one of my books - well, he ate a corner of it and then gave it to the dog, who finished the job. Damn! And I was about to get eloquent, too! Later ----

Fri Nov 25, 12:47:29 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

I'll have you know, Madam, that last picture was taken about an hour before I posted it. It took five shots to get one where I was actually in the picture, too. Now that I've figured out where to stand and where to put the camera, the task should be easier next time.

And yes, I'm considering another challenge. Guy Andrew Hall over at Rook's Rant was lamenting that he was getting very low traffic, so I suggested a challenge. After I noted that he seemed to be politely ignoring me, he came back with a display of fearlessness rivaling the famous "Bring it on" line of you-know-who.

That means I'm going to have to bring it on. This time, the challenge is pure dare for fun and blog hits. And I'll send private e-mails to a select group of bloggers to offer them the challenge. That way, no one will know who was initially invited; folks will know only who accepted.

My Lord, what I won't do to stir things up.


The Dark Wraith will one day pay for these antics.

Fri Nov 25, 01:00:32 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Unruffle those feathers there pardner - I'm not impugning your masculine presence - Lord, men are such touchy creatures! OK – so just what is it you are going to top the last one with? Come on – you’ve got to raise the stakes here. Guy Andrew Hall sounds like he’s suitably nuts – so how are you gonna match his kind of crazy? Hmmm? Go ahead - I double-dog dare you!

Fri Nov 25, 02:33:39 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

...and, you understand, this is the season for double dog dares!

Fri Nov 25, 10:02:46 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Patience, women. The best things in life are worth waiting for, and this one is definitely worth waiting for.

A little while, anyway. I plan to lay the challenge on the table here at The Dark Wraith Forums on Monday. I shall update the post with the bloggers who accept the challenge through Friday, upon which happy day the challenge must be met.


The Dark Wraith just knows he's going to regret this one.

Fri Nov 25, 10:21:22 AM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Dark Wraith,

did you just approach sponsors and ask them if they wanted to advertise on your site or did you apply to affiliate programs.

I initially thought blogging would be totally free. But I soon found myself buying more software, getting photohosting, and opening cafe press premium stores all which does cost some money.

I initially used adsense (and still do). What I did though was make about 25 blogs (and counting) for the sole purpose of generating adsense revenue.

I recently switched to Chitika on Pissed On Politics and Revolutionary Paradigm so we'll se how that goes.

All in all over the past 5 months I have made about $700 which has covered the costs associated with blogging.

Eventually I think I will buy more domain names and switch to websites (as I learn more).

I think your ads are excellent. They look nice, meld with the site, and are not obtrusive.

Fri Nov 25, 03:55:21 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, PoliShifter. For some of the ads, I went through well-respected afffiliate services; for others, I went direct.

As I pointed out, I got my hind quarters kicked by some of those I solicited. In retrospect, with the exception of one prospect, I am not surprised by who turned me down. PBS declined, as did the Discovery Channel. Those were more than likely politically motivated, as was the decision by the Financial Times of London and the company known as OneShare.com (which sells single shares of stock in major corporations). At the time those potential sponsors came to my site to do their reviews, I had one or another of my more... shall we say, "pointed" posts at the top of the blog.

The one that mystifies me is International Male. I've been a customer of theirs for years, and this blog has among its readers those who are right smack in that company's target demographic. Again, that one leaves me mystified. Obviously, I am grateful to Les Wexner's operations (from The Limited), since his operations are well respresented. I should point out that I have at least three former students who are now well placed in that sprawling mega-retailer.

Over on the Message Board, I solicited advice for target advertisers, and I got some good feedback. I have been trying to secure one particular type of vendor to round out the advertised offerings, here, but it's still up in the air. I wasn't going to go with an online wine vendor until I found out that the one I've selected is able to send wine to recipients in 35 states, which is more than I was expecting and something that had been brought up to me on the Message Board as a possible issue with being able to generate revenues from online wine sales. The 35 states that my advertiser can do are where many of my readers here at The Dark Wraith Forums are located. Many of the states (but not all) that have laws against receiving wine through delivery are in red states out West (like Utah, Idaho, etc.).

I have one more possible sponsor to whom I've applied. It's a heavy, and it would be a prize. I strongly suspect the reviewers will decline my application, but I might be surprised. I am lucky for the ones I've secured. One more would be about all I could handle anyway, considering that I have to manage the ads both here on the blog and in the feed for blogScream, the latter task being a more exacting piece of work in terms of changing ads from time to time because of the complexity of the coding that goes into a given syndication run. I also put "microbars" into the news stream over on the Message Board; and although those are static (they don't have to be changed once they're inserted), getting each new one into the stream without causing the whole thing to fall apart into a mess of weird-looking stuff running across the top of the Board is a perilous exercise.

As you might already be noticing, the business end of publishing is complicated, especially when it's a one-man show. The advertising, the coding, and the other backroom work sort of makes me look back fondly on the days when I was just a gadfly commenter on message boards and blogs around the Internet.

On the other hand, I cannot imagine ever going for very long without wanting to run my own operation so I could spend my days and nights wondering what ever possessed me to do something like that.


The Dark Wraith probably enjoys the crabbing he does almost as much as he enjoys the blogging.

Fri Nov 25, 09:00:48 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, one more time, PoliShifter.

Let me know by e-mail when you are ready to make the jump to straight, hosted blogging. I'll hook you up with the best Web host I've found, and their packages come with three different blogging architectures. I must warn you that the transition can be brutal, regardless of which one of the three you choose; but you can set up as many blogs as you want and run them through your own SQL databases on the host's server.

You'll end up on a steep learning curve unless you stick to very basic blogging. The fact that you want to run ads means right there that you'll probably have to learn some hard-core coding pretty quickly. It's not something that'll kill you; and if you want to get into the flow of modern Web architecture, design, and implementation, it's better if you start while you're a bit on the younger side.

I've seen many people in their 40s and 50s who thought they knew Webpage creation because they knew HTML and FrontPage. The few that stepped out of the canned stuff and into the world of the raw meat for the first time in years are uniformly knocked for a real loop.

I still love my story about the very famous blogger who got indignant with something I wrote to him in an e-mail about his strength being in the writing and promotion of his blog and not in the actual coding of it. He protested that I was wrong, and summarized his proof of such by stating something to the effect, "I'm pretty darned good with HTML."

The statement in itself was proof positive that he really didn't know what was going on with modern Web page design.

(Establishing your credentials in Web page design by saying that you're good at HTML is like saying that you're good at modern electronic telecommunications because you just finished putting together a two-way radio with two cans and a string between them. Okay, it's not quite that extreme, but still...)

Anyway, let me know when you're ready to take the leap.


The Dark Wraith will put in some ear plugs and help you off the cliff.

Fri Nov 25, 10:50:30 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.
You were asking if your readers noticed any slow loading of the site or other irritants. I have dial up and have had slow loading for some time. Once, back some months ago, I did enjoy the quick load, but I think that was because the speed of the modem/service was at the highest point. I haven't gotten that, though, for awhile now. Tonight, your site loaded as slowly as always. Of course, I haven't cleaned out cookies or the browser for some time (I meant to, but forgot - it's hell getting old, don't let anyone tell you otherwise:).

Anyway, If I don't stop by, anymore, it's because it just takes too damn much time to cruise the internet so I'm gonna turn to hate radio. I'm sure it's a lot faster and less taxing to the eyeballs... HAHAHA.. as if. I was going to brag that I know HTML, but I don't know that much... Have to google to find what I need, half the time. Your HTML page is very helpful, too.

Fri Nov 25, 11:23:55 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Good evening Mr. Wraith

I'm not sure I noticed any difference at all, although I may not have been paying that close attention since I'm in need of some rather serious rack time.

Fri Nov 25, 11:27:35 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Old White Lady.

You are confirming something I have been seeing myself: at modem speeds below 53 Kpbs, the blog loads with a noticeable slowness. Right at that 53 Kbps maximum modems can handle, the blog loads completely within an acceptable (if not blazingly fast) period of time.

One result of the architecture change to AJAX is that I've now made it so the main panel loads immediately, and then the sidebar loads. The only problem with this is that the blogScream and the quote of the day are in the back of the queue, which is somewhat undesirable. That's why I'm going to need to do something to get that sidebar to break into view more quickly.

I am working on a "stacking" trick that will cause the frames in the sidebar to load from the top to the bottom. Once I've gotten that trick worked out, I can rearrange the frames somewhat so that the more timely content flows in and is visible first. That means the main page, the quote of the day, and blogScream are quickly visible for viewers to read while the less important and less volatile information gets finished loading.

And I probably shouldn't have been quite so harsh about HTML. I'm going to continue to show HTML commands in my periodic Coding Hack's Corner. For one thing, most of the HTML commands, although already deprecated in the current releases of browsers, will still work for a couple more years. For another thing, once they no longer work, their equivalents will be very much alive in cascading style sheets, which means that understanding what they look like and what they're used for now will make using their CSS progeny easier. In fact, I've been seeing this trick in CSS with which I'm only partially familiar that looks like the HTML commands can still be used once they are defined in the CSS by their equivalents there. I'm not sure if I'm ready to show how this works because I'm not sure how extensively it can be used, though.

Anyway, thanks for the input.


The Dark Wraith is feeling a little better about what he's done, now.

Sat Nov 26, 12:06:38 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Mr. Goat, get some sleep. You scare me when you get that sleep-deprived, bleery look in your eyes. It's almost like you're doing an impression of the President. After a couple of days like that, it's almost like you're doing an impression of the Vice President.

Get some sleep. We'll wake you if anything important happens... unless it's the Rapture. You'll probably want to sleep through that, what with all the Right-wing, looney evangelicals being lifted out of their clothes and up to Heaven.


The Dark Wraith is going to avert his eyes when Karl Rove and Condoleeza Rice go by.

Sat Nov 26, 12:11:52 AM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Hi Dark Wraith,

thanks for the insight and information.

I am still trying to validate the code on my Scadapaly website...

I am down to 53 errors after starting with 314 :).....

Thanks for the info again. When I am ready for the big plunge I will deffinately contact you.

Did you say MySQL...darn...I have not even started teaching myself that.

On another note, what do you think about .asp? A friend of mine told me to forget xhtml, css, php, and all the other goblygook and just learn .asp since their jitc will the future along with 64 bit processing. Another friend of mine told me to forget it.

Also, I hate to tell you this...I was praying it was my system.

I run Windows ME with IE and your site pulls up darn slow. I tried my laptop with IE and XP and the same happened.

I went to work today where I run Windows 2000 professional and IE and your sight still pulled up slow.

Your site will crash my Windows ME machine sometimes. But that is probably due to Windows ME and not your site.

I will be buying a new desktop next month...........

Oh, my internet connection at home and work is very fast...

Perhaps it is still me...As Rumsfeld would say "who knows?"

Sat Nov 26, 01:00:56 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I still love my story about the very famous blogger who got indignant with something I wrote to him

I wouldn't perchance have interacted with you on that blog, would I?

- oddjob

Sat Nov 26, 01:04:02 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

The Dark Wraith is going to avert his eyes when Karl Rove and Condoleeza Rice go by.

LOL!!

You are one sick puppy!

:)

- oddjob

Sat Nov 26, 01:09:24 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Perchance, OddJob.

Perchance.

Sat Nov 26, 01:45:34 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, PoliShifter.

Lordy, man. You would bring up active server pages.

Fer cryin' out loud, let's just get PHP underway before javascript gets deprecated.

We'll deal as a culture with ASP in the next life (which will come very soon for me if in this life I have to throw every Webpage I've got out the window and rebuild in the active server page framework).



The Dark Wraith longs for the old days of the cave, the club, and the high tech guy showing off his new round wheel that I could smash to flinders with the club.

Sat Nov 26, 01:52:00 AM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Dark Wraith,

I see no visual problems with your page.

But it did take 14 seconds for Dark Wraith Forums to load today, but its worth the wait.

Not sure if the problem is on my end or yours. Other sites load just fine for me.

On another note, all things are eventually deprecated Mr. Wraith one way or another.

Somewhere in the world there is an old guy or gal who knows how to operate a DeHoMag machine better than anyone's business. I am sure at one time he or she was considered a true techy back in 1936; a regular genius.

At the same time, this person has probably never heard of html and still wonders why we switched from punch cards to transitors and microships

Sat Nov 26, 10:58:18 AM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Another thing that I noticed Dark Wraith is when I am in the comment section, if I click on The Dark Wraith Forums link at the top of the comment page to return to your home page, most of the time my browser locks up.

Or, I get a plain looking page that lists all the files and folders of your site. Almost like I was looking at your file manager through your web host.

Sat Nov 26, 11:11:18 AM EST  
 LanceThruster blogged...

Greetings Dark Wraith and forum community,

First time here, first entry. Came for the economics post, left with visions of white phosphorous dog agony and baby bits blown about by the masters of chaos.

I became of draft age in '75 but it was all over but the suffering by then so there was no real reason for concern. I actually considered signing up for several years thinking this would most likely be a relatively safe time for enlisted personnel. Probably the main reason I ultimately chose against it was that I had a dread fear of being called upon to kill people, or facilitate killing people, for no conceivable justification.

To this day the image of the young Vietnamese girl running naked down the road after having had her clothes and skin burned off by Napalm is still seared into my brain. One can only imagine the persistance of the memory of having actually gone through such physical pain.

What I'd like to add to the discussion is the suggestion that anyone interested in learning more about the psychological stripping of Basic Training (boot camp) read the chapter in Gwynne Dyer's book "War" titled "Anybody's Son Will Do". It was also a series on PBS with one of the eight episodes devoted to that chapter. It is certainly eye-opening material from a thoughtful and well-spoken indepenent journalist. Much like the Dark Wraith himself.

Kudos.

Sun Dec 11, 04:02:20 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, LanceThruster. Welcome to The Dark Wraith Forums.

I recall having the book to which you refer recommended to me, and I was swift to renounce the thought of reading any such thing at the time. I wonder now if people go through cycles or if they permanently come out from under the revulsion to past experiences.

In some ways, it seems to me that our society as a whole is going through a time of psychological abuse. It amazes me, for example, that so many people are comfortable with what happened to that man at Miami International Airport: he had no bomb; according to witnesses, he never said the word 'bomb'; and he was merely storming off a plane after an argument with his wife. An air marshal executed him, and other law enforcement authorities held the passengers in the plane at shotgun point.

And yet, this is okay.

It reminds me of how the trainees react to the violent abuse they suffer. Something they presume is so much more important than themselves merits their acceptance of personal degradation, threats, and even the prospect of death.

It will take lifetimes to shake that mentality off.

Anyway, you need to keep coming here. It's good for your soul, you see.


The Dark Wraith should probably put a "Healthy Blog" label at the top of this Website.

Sun Dec 11, 07:14:00 PM EST  

       

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Special Blog Post:
An Open Letter to Bill O'Reilly

Dear Mr. O'Reilly:

You have received a small share of wrath from bloggers who are appalled and revulsed by your invitation to al-Qa'ida to bomb San Francisco without fear of retribution. That you deserve every angry word that has been published about you is not in dispute: you have earned that animus in its full measure, and you should receive more. Much more. Your right to speak your mind does not include the privilege of a wide audience; you should be fired that you may learn the right of speech carries the accountability for its consequences.

Far more diversity than you imagine may be found in the voices arrayed against you. I am hopeful that you will publish my Website in the list of your enemies: those who might have found some reason to continue their support for you need to see that your simplification of the world is not merely dangerous, but wrong, too.

I was born into a Republican family. I grew up during the Cold War.

Contrary to the facile way that era is now treated by many, the times were complicated and perilous, both at home and abroad; great men confronted the issues of those times. I learned to be what is now sometimes derisively called a "Rockefeller Republican." One of my uncles was a member of the Sierra Club; another was gay. My parents left a church, never to return, the Sunday the preacher thundered against John F. Kennedy. Eisenhower was a great man, but his vice president was something of a toad; and Barry Goldwater was just a little bit "out there" somewhere, more of a mild embarrassment than a contribution. Both of those men, though, regardless of how history and the institutional Left might treat their legacies, came to contribute something to the society. Despite their great flaws, I hold no grudge against either. They were Americans, and so am I.

The enemy back then was Communism, and its armies were to be vigilantly kept in check on a global chessboard, where most of the moves–actually, all of the good moves–were incremental. Nameless Air Force pilots patrolled the cold, night skies to keep us safe; young grunts tried to keep their eyes open through the miserable nights at Checkpoint Charlie; gunners stood watch ready, but never really believing, that those hills way out there on the plains of Europe could one day be a sea of Russian tanks to target in furious hails of artillery bombardment.

Men of long experience and extraordinary wisdom met with others of the same kind in places all over the world to maintain, and once in a great while expand, our sphere of influence. Occasionally, we made deals with the Devil, but we usually told ourselves that one day we'd get rid of him once and for all. That was the incremental vision of a world that we should hand off, generation after generation, a little better than we received it.

At home, we did our best to allow the tide of a liberal society to flow forward through the second half of the 20the Century, while trying to keep that inevitable process slow and introspective. That part was harder than keeping the Communists at bay: the American society was just bursting at the seams with new ideas, and everyone wanted everything to happen right then and there. Unrepentant kids wanted to tear it all down, and blustering ignoramuses wanted to hang them all in the streets.

Those who managed our world and our government were educated in the best traditions of Western Civilization. They had learned the lessons of history, philosophy, and science; and they were able to infuse into their policies and decisions a secular, rational mindset. They saw themselves as the caretakers of the Age of Reason, without any doubt at all that this was the age for all future ages.

All of that is gone, now. Men and women of your kind now stand prominent and proud in bitter anger at a world that is not exactly as you want it. An influential religious leader like the Reverend Pat Robertson warns that natural disasters will befall those whose beliefs and practices differ from his; an influential former political man like William Bennet says that crime rates would be lower if only we would remove people of color from our society; and you, sir, literally call down the most violent and destructive of our enemies—enemies who hate our nation, our beliefs, and even our very ways—upon those with whom you disagree on politics and social policies.

My God, Mr. O'Reilly, can you not see—can you not grasp—the utter shamefulness of what you said? What tribal, primitive god, or more precisely, what demon in the mask of a god, brought you to what you are?

Were you my boy, I would take a belt to you; and I would do so every time you opened your mouth to spew such filth. You see, Mr. O'Reilly, I'm Old School; and even though I abide to the extent I can the wise words of men like the rabbi from Nazareth, I haven't an eternity to wait for the world to come to my way of seeing things.

Make no mistake, though, sir: were you to be in the way of harm from our common enemies, I would defend you. That is the call of duty. More importantly, however, I would choose to defend you. That is the call of honor.

But should men, women, and children suffer and die because you have delivered them to the murderous hands those enemies, I would take action. Were the civil society unable, infected as it is by men of minds like yours, to decline the obligation to exact retribution upon you, then I would have no qualm in exacting vengeance upon you.

Should you exhort your followers to seek pro-active harm to me, ensure first that they do not read this open letter. You might find that, when they have seen what I have to say, they will find that I am not as you have characterized all who disagree with you; you might find, instead, that they would affirm that you do, indeed, need that belt taken to you. You might find that they, too, are Old School.

And you might find that, unlike you, sir, most Americans are people of honor.



The Dark Wraith has spoken to you, Mr. O'Reilly.

<< 33 Comments Total
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Lovely, my dear – as one would expect - succinct, erudite and all together to the point. I’m afraid I took a much more visceral approach; but then the man got my ‘Irish’ up (if you will excuse the expression) – and I do, on occasion, have a wee bit of a temper. Isn’t it amazing how many of us are lobbying to get on that man’s ‘list’? Think back to the McCarthy fall-out; scads of artists and intellectuals reaping nothing but dust from their encounter – even after Murrow exposed the blowhards Napoleanesque nether regions for all the world to see.

I heard today that Equifax dropped the sucker hard. Evidently they were forced to respond to an overwhelming blizzard of requests that he be tarred and feathered before being run out of town on a rail. It seems there are lots of disgruntled Americans out there. Good! It’s about time his lot lost their death grip on this country. I can only hope Murdoch sees the negative numbers on the bank account and fires Mr. ‘I be ignorant and other shit’ as well.

Thu Nov 17, 07:13:18 PM EST  
 Paul the Spud blogged...

Bravo. You never amaze me with your amazing writing, Dark Wraith, while I have to resort to smartassery.

The Spud is not worthy.

Thu Nov 17, 07:35:31 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Bravo. You never amaze me with your amazing writing, Dark Wraith, while I have to resort to smartassery. The Spud is not worthy". -- paul the spud

Au contraire, Mr. Spud. You contradict yourself. You proclaim your own worthiness by recognizing and acknowledging the power and greatness of the Dark Wraith .

Thu Nov 17, 08:11:43 PM EST  
 Eric A Hopp blogged...

Dark Wraith: Great Post! Takes me back to the good ole days of the Cold War 70s, where politicians still debated ideas and compromise was acceptable for both sides of the spectrum. Alas, that all died with the rise of Ronald Reagan to the White House, and the concurrent rise of the first televangelists--Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggert and the wingnut fundamentalist followers. Now, any sense of rational discourse has been shredded for extremist hatred, accusations, lies. And each year, it drops deeper into the gutter.

We've got to pull out of this downward spiral.

Thu Nov 17, 11:06:01 PM EST  
 Gary blogged...

Dark Wraith...

Once again, you impress and amaze me! This brilliant letter speaks to the core of my American soul.

I couldn't agree more without actually being you!

This man has barely the depth of character of a slug. With a sure lack of understanding for what it means to be an American; I say we cover the slimey fuck with salt and watch him melt!

Perhaps some time in a Cuban, Libyan, Chinese, or Russian prison would wisen him to the reality of the good life in America.

Let him do some time in a Burkka.

Let him learn to value America the hard way. Let him learn to love God through real suffering. Humble him in the eyes of those he offends by forcing him to walk the proverbial mile in their shoes.

Let him burn. Let him rot. But most of all, make him pay his due before all those he has caused pain.

His trivial tongue, pety thoughts, and unimaginative beliefs have come
at the expense of the pride of America.

I wager he has helped recruit as many to the terror cause as Dumbya himself.

He is all that is ugly about America and should be held by all Americans at the height of contempt.

Proud of you doesn't even touch the surface.

Thu Nov 17, 11:44:38 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Thanks Dark Wraith

If only Oreilly would read it... More importantly, only if he would read it and have a change of heart.

You know? Like the seen in The Grinch when his heart grows three sizes too big?

I feel like I am living in Nazi Germany 1933.

How long before Bush starts up the Death Camps?

Thu Nov 17, 11:59:04 PM EST  
 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

Well, don't hold back, now. Tell the man how you feel;)

I only wish he would read it. He might realize that he needs to be more careful of when he opens his mouth... however, I kind of doubt it. He strikes me as the same type temperament as the current US leader. They can do no wrong, but everyone else does and they will point out the errors!

Thanks for making it an open letter so we could read it, too.

Fri Nov 18, 01:09:51 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning, Dark Wraith,

...And kudos on another fine and eloquent post. Me, I just called him a bunghole, and was done with it.

I like your way better.

Fri Nov 18, 06:49:37 AM EST  
 Charles2 blogged...

Further to Gary's point above; let him serve. Let him peer down the half-frozen barrel of a machine gun while the rain runs in rivulets down the colar of his uniform; blinking furiously to keep himself awake and to keep the water out of his eyes. All the while wondering whether that was just the wind making that bush at the check point move... or was that the first scout of an enemy probe?

Let him try to keep a family fed and clothed and together on the pitiful pay of a private first class (who typically qualify for food stamps) all while getting ready to climb aboard a C-17 for his third trip back to the "sand box."

He might have a different outlook; he might have a bit more compassion for the points of views of others who have not lived the life of self absorbed leisure and privilege.

But then again, as O'Reilly is an ass of the first degree, he may not.

Fri Nov 18, 08:25:33 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

If in doubt about Mr. O'Reilly getting a chance to read The Dark Wraith's message, try sending to:

politics@foxnews.com and comments@foxnews.com

Fri Nov 18, 08:35:15 AM EST  
 Lab Kat blogged...

Amen, Brother Wraith.

Fri Nov 18, 01:53:29 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

I am most grateful to you who have offered your compliments and comments, and I must apologize for having not responded more quickly. I've been having some rather odd bouts of exhaustion since later in the evening last night. I came up long enough to address some minor criticism over at the Big Brass Blog, but it seems like some virus has knocked the tar out of me when it comes to sustained runs of posting responses.

Much better now, though... I think.

What is striking me about what is being said in response to the Open Letter is that there seems to be a large reservoir of people who want very much to see a party that was once the best of the GOP. It always had its crazies, its gas bags, and its loathesome crowd, but so, too, did the Democratic Party.

Whatever happened to the Republican Party—to the best of it, I should say—may be open to some dispute, but its turn to something controlled by ugliness did become evident in the days of Ronald Reagan. Sadly, as I noted previously, there is a mean-spiritedness in the Electorate that every now and again decides to rear up and express itself politically. Perhaps those voters just don't understand how catastrophic that feeling of theirs is when it projects onto politicians willing to use it to venal ends.

It's one thing to complain about how bad taxes are, but it's quite another to put into power the kinds of people who promise the moon and low taxes, too.

Bill O'Reilly is a symptom of Republicanism degenerated. This can happen to any party in any nation when stewards of old fail to pass responsibility properly to stewards of a new generation. Part of that is always being vigilant that those within the ranks who could perversely inspire others are kept at bay. This is not as easy as it sounds, and Democrats must always be concerned about that same issue. The Republicans were just glad to have a party leader like Ronald Reagan rehabilitate their standing, but the irresponsibility of that over the long haul is now evident: it was on his watch that bad men—really bad men—began to seize control of the Party machinery and began to recruit, groom, and legitimize their own kind.

Now, look what stands as a spokesperson for Republican moral authority: Bill O'Reilly.

And look what stands as a shining example of fiscal responsibility: George W. Bush.

And look what stands as a paragon for promoting wise use of military might: Dick Cheney.

Moral authority, fiscal responsibility, military preparedness: the triad of Republicanism, and this is what they offer America?

Dear God, don't the Republicans see what has become of them?


The Dark Wraith wishes for another time.

Fri Nov 18, 05:30:17 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

It would appear John Dean does as well. He's posted an open letter to Patrick Fitzgerald which I've linked to on the discussion boards.

- oddjob

Fri Nov 18, 05:39:30 PM EST  
 misty blogged...

Bravo, Dark Wraith. Well said.

I do hope you feel 100% soon.

Fri Nov 18, 08:40:48 PM EST  
 elf blogged...

DW !!!!!

You GO !!!!!!!!!!!

Republican Degenerate.

That sure does sum it up nicely.

The likes of him, Jean Schmidt and Jerry Falwell truly represent the results of Rove and Co. run amok.

Win at any cost. Cater to the base or baseless ! Annihilate the enemy and take all teritory.

We now have monsters in high places.

Sat Nov 19, 08:43:39 PM EST  
 elf blogged...

DW !!!!!

You GO !!!!!!!!!!!

Republican Degenerate.

That sure does sum it up nicely.

The likes of him, Jean Schmidt and Jerry Falwell truly represent the results of Rove and Co. run amok.

Win at any cost. Cater to the base or baseless ! Annihilate the enemy and take all teritory.

We now have monsters in high places.

Sat Nov 19, 08:52:43 PM EST  
 elf blogged...

sorry for the double post..puter hiccuped

Sat Nov 19, 09:02:07 PM EST  
 PoliShifter blogged...

Clearly there are some issues facing the Republican Party one of wich is recruiting new members.

Youth does not naturally gravitate toward the RNC.

Nazi Germany had a system for brain washing and indoctrinating the youth into supporting their system of government.

The Republicans (fortunately) have not gotten this sophisticated.

However, Orielly going to bat for the military to retain their right to recruit on high school campuses is a step in that direction.

While not everyone in the military is a Republican or have any political affiliation, they are trained to obey the chain of command.

The highest person in this chain of command is the Commander in Chief, the President.

So while High Schools themselves are allowed to decide if they will allow military recruiters on their campuses or not, Orielly took the opportunity to broad brush stroke the whole city of San Francisco.

Why would he do this?

In my opinion it is because there is a real fear and realization in De Party Republicanische that if they cannot maintain an able bodied fighting force loyal to their commander in chief, then their sugar plum dreams of obtaining global domination may never materialize.

Sun Nov 20, 02:38:19 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Afternoon Dark Wraith


Dear God, don't the Republicans see what has become of them?

They don't, they really don't. They think all the people who were left homeless by Katrina are pikers, and welfare workers. They think if you have any brains, you are rich, otherwise, you are just the stupid masses whose shoulders they stand upon. They are just glad that they are winning, and love the smell of "tax cuts" in the morning...

Nazi Germany had a system for brain washing and indoctrinating the youth into supporting their system of government.

The Republicans (fortunately) have not gotten this sophisticated.

Actually, they do have a network of young, homeschooled, religious right, fanatic interns. And they're just raring at the bit to take over the Regan (oops, cross that last word out) Dub-bull-u Legacy, and run this country like the (fantasy world) Founders wanted it run-> with the women at home in burkkhas, and the men working 3 jobs to make the money to pay the taxes so that the war machine can keep reaping billions in profiteering.

Hey, women don't need to think, they just need to keep poppin' out the babies for the war machine. The men don't need to think either - just work. Leave the thinking to the neo-cons, so they can keep their forever war going, and going and going....

The Gypsy needs to keep the Caravan spiffed up, so she can flee the facist scum.

Sun Nov 20, 02:20:24 PM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Hey there Dark Wraith - you've been absent these last few days - I'm guessing you are still a mite under the weather. I hope you feel better soon - especially with Thanksgiving coming up. Being sick on a holiday is the absolute worst - it doesn't make the best use of a built-in vacation. So - here's hoping you are well, and wishing you a happy turkey day! Take care.

Sun Nov 20, 03:07:30 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, SB Gypsy.

The home schooling movement is a particularly powerful and methodical way by which a new generation of evangelical social conservatives is being reared and educated.

As I have noted in the past, these kids are showing up at both the community colleges and the four-year institutions in notable numbers these days. Some of them are quite well educated, but they are generally unprepared for the open environment of ideas that is the tradition of college. We are having more and more incidents of open challenge to professors in classrooms, and some of this smacks of set-ups. Only a few times have students tried it on me, and it has lasted no more than a minute; but the trouble some of these evangelical young folks are causing in other classrooms is disruptive.

As a general rule, the kids who are home schooled don't last too long in public higher education. Most don't even take that route anyway: they go to the private, religious colleges. Unfortunately, they have problems there, as well. This was especially the case at the religious college at which I was teaching: one really significant problem was that many of the girls were entirely unaccustomed to the onslaught of advances from the boys on campus, and a fair number of girls "got in trouble" their first or second semester. Although most did everything they could to hide their "problem," they were always discovered (usually, another girl would rat on them), and they'd be kicked out.

I tried my best to help one small, mousy girl in a developmental ed math class, as did an older female student. We almost got her through the semester, but she got nailed by the dean's office, and out she went. She was a home-schooled child who grew up without finding out that she had grown up... until it was too late.

Anyway, the home schooling trend is huge in this part of the country. In some ways, I do understand the desire of parents to protect their kids from the social pressures of the institutionalized education environment. I honestly do. But when the home schooling is done to protect children from the possibility that they'll hear far more widely accepted views of history, biology, and social studies, then the parents are up to no good, and they are harming their children—never mind the society—permanently with their own, personal inability to cope with a world that isn't exactly how they would want it... even though they probably wouldn't like that world if it actually were just the way they think they want it.

PoliShifter's points are well taken, though: the danger is now much greater than it was even a year ago, and the reason I say that is because the Republicans are now under a bit of seige, although I strongly disagree with those who characterize the situation as "major," just yet. However, the very fact that the Right-wing Republicans are getting questioned by the media and getting challenged openly and forcefully by the Democrats is to them outright frontal assault.

I should note, by the way, that I have been told by perhaps seven readers here and at BlondeSense that they e-mailed the Open Letter I published (and I know this because I was CC'ed in their e-mails). These kinds of focused and broad-based criticisms spreading out from the Blogosphere point the extreme Right to the fact that there's going to be more and more of this on the way. Mr. O'Reilly, for all of his bluster, is discovering that the opposition to him is coming from all sorts of directions. More importantly, as the public at large becomes more aware of the opposition to both his words and his attitudes, people will begin to circumscribed their own tone of voice, and that will be all to the better.

Eventually, it will become unacceptable to be known as a listener to Trashist-Fascist Radio. People will start being ashamed of themselves for having been involved in its ascendance.

And even if they listen to it, they'll do so in the privacy of their bathrooms like men used to read dirty porn with the windows closed so they could act like they didn't when they were in polite company. And that will be all to the better.

Who knows? Maybe one day people who listen to Trashist-Fascist Radio will wash their minds they way men used to wash their hands after a session with Bare Bimbo Quarterly.


The Dark Wraith thinks that would be good.

Sun Nov 20, 03:33:33 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Fat Lady Sings.

Thank you for noticing my absence. As you can tell, I'm starting to get my energy back. The last bout was this morning, and I'm feeling rather frisky right about now.

As a matter of fact, I have enough money in my pocket to go down to Denny's late this evening and sit there at the counter drinking coffee and looking surly. The only ones who bother me there anymore are my former students who work there on the late shift.

Yeah, that'll work.


The Dark Wraith does like the small pleasures when the body is well and the pocket has a couple of bucks.

Sun Nov 20, 03:39:35 PM EST  
 trailertrash blogged...

Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.

Glad you're feeling better.

you're going to go to Denny's and sit around drinking coffee and looking surly.

Looking surly may be a lot of fun, but remember, you don't want to do it too often, as your face might freeze into that expression. Or, at least, that's what they used to say way back when.

Sun Nov 20, 05:35:27 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Maybe one day people who listen to Trashist-Fascist Radio will wash their minds the way men used to wash their hands after a session with Bare Bimbo Quarterly." -- The Dark Wraith

From Googlesearch:
"Your search - "Bare Bimbo Quarterly" - did not match any documents."

Hmmph!

Sun Nov 20, 08:49:22 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Peter of Lone Tree.

That magazine, I would imagine, went out of business years ago, as did such magazines as Dare to Discpline and Stand Corrected.


Not that the Dark Wraith would have known that they were in business to begin with, mind you.

Sun Nov 20, 09:09:03 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Trailer Trash.

Remember that some of my students and former students work at that Denny's.



The Dark Wraith must maintain a certain image, y'know.

Sun Nov 20, 09:14:19 PM EST  
 misty blogged...

when the home schooling is done to protect children from the possibility that they'll hear far more widely accepted views of history, biology, and social studies, then the parents are up to no good, and they are harming their children—never mind the society—permanently with their own, personal inability to cope with a world that isn't exactly how they would want it... even though they probably wouldn't like that world if it actually were just the way they think they want it.

That is probably the best-put statement on homeschooling I have seen to date.

Mon Nov 21, 02:43:48 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Blog Scream. I got a e-mail from you that are infected with the virus. Did someone hack your account? Please change your password so you don't get use again.

Tue Dec 06, 02:30:22 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Anonymous.

BlogScream doesn't have an SMTP facility, so it cannot send e-mail messages.

I shall run a check aside from the normal ones, but the likely cause of the message you received is what most of these e-mail viruses do: someone whose computer is unprotected got infected by the virus, and it has hijacked the person's e-mail address book, sending itself out to other people, randomly using names from the address book as the "Sender." This, of course, bluffs those who receive the message because they think someone sent it who didn't. Viruses do this to keep the computer user whose machine is really infected from being informed.

I've been getting lots of e-mail virus traffic lately, some of it from addresses I recognize. Those people aren't the actual senders, though; they're just in the e-mail address book of whoever sent the message. Unfortunately, all it takes is one person with the virus to send out literally thousands and thousands of e-mails and cause a lot of confusion as people start sending messages to one another saying, "You sent an e-mail virus to me." The virus writers know this is going to happen, and that's part of why they do it.

As I noted above, I'll run an extra scan through my own systems just to make sure everything is fine here, even though the "Sender" on that e-mail message couldn't have happened from a server that doesn't work that way.


The Dark Wraith thinks virus writers should be flogged with old Windows software.

Tue Dec 06, 05:43:36 PM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Afternoon, Dark Wraith!


As a general rule, the kids who are home schooled don't last too long in public higher education. Most don't even take that route anyway: they go to the private, religious colleges. Unfortunately, they have problems there, as well. This was especially the case at the religious college at which I was teaching: one really significant problem was that many of the girls were entirely unaccustomed to the onslaught of advances from the boys on campus, and a fair number of girls "got in trouble" their first or second semester. Although most did everything they could to hide their "problem," they were always discovered (usually, another girl would rat on them), and they'd be kicked out.

I tried my best to help one small, mousy girl in a developmental ed math class, as did an older female student. We almost got her through the semester, but she got nailed by the dean's office, and out she went. She was a home-schooled child who grew up without finding out that she had grown up... until it was too late.


Whooo, Whaaa THEY ARE KICKING YOUNG GIRLS OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE THEY ARE PREGNANT????????

In this day & age?? I didn't think they had the right! WTF, just when they'll need an education more than ever, because they have a mouth to feed.... they send them HOME?? To maybe furious parents??? Who thought that up? that's outrageous!

Fri Dec 09, 11:28:48 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, SB Gypsy.

Believe it or not.

I swear, it was like being in a 19th Century reform school or something. (Even the building in which I was teaching hadn't been maintained properly since it was built decades before!)

It was the worst teaching experience I've had in years. And the funny part is that I'm running into a number of the kids from that place now showing up at the public colleges less than a half hour away. (It's pretty cool: we seem to be equally glad to see each other in the normal world.)

But, yes, the girls get booted if they get pregnant. Technically, the boys who impregnate them are subject to punishment, as well; but rarely if ever does a girl tell who did the dirty deed (if she even knows, for God's sake—and what incentive does she have, anyway?).

This same school, by the way, was where a student who had major surgery was told that no accommodation would be made for her handicaps. It seems that the school believes that its status as a private college makes it exempt from the Americans with Disabilities Act... that and the fact that a famous person once blessed the school, and so some of its buildings, decrepit as they may be, are "landmarks," which apparently makes them exempt from federal and state accessibility requirements.

Yes, SB Gypsy, even in America of the 21st Century.


The Dark Wraith is at least glad the school went with that new-fangled, indoor toilets feature.

Fri Dec 09, 01:31:11 PM EST  
 jenny blogged...

I'm in awe, I bow before you. ;)

Wed Jan 25, 12:12:38 AM EST  
 schwabsauce blogged...

I insist on believing that Bill and others like him actually will man up and read stuff like this pretty regularly. I also have come to believe that most people like him actually do have good intentions, and their policy goes awry because of some simplifications and assumptions. So I think that messages like this have the potential to influence people who you're criticizing, incrementally or suddenly. But if that's your goal, you should sign your letter in a way that's more customary. That's my inclination at least. Best of luck.

Sun Apr 02, 08:13:59 PM EDT  

       

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Pulp Economics:
A Brief Story of Money, Part 1

This is the first installment in a four-part series on the root of all evil. Actually, the relevant admonition is that the love of money, not money itself, is the root of all evil, but that's more or less a technicality that legal scholars adjudicating eternal damnation cases are more qualified to consider. This special Pulp Economics series here at The Dark Wraith Forums has more modest interests and ambition. The series upon which we are about to embark will take readers from the very basics about money clear through to the elements of how modern central banks use money to manage economies and project one or another political, social, or economic program.

This is a subject of macroeconomics, the study of economies in the large, of unemployment, recessions, economic growth, inflation, and other features that transcend individual consumers, households, firms, and industries. Economics can be an intensely boring and difficult subject to study. Thank God, readers here at The Dark Wraith Forums have the benefit of one of the finest teacher of economics to ever have walked this sad and troubled Earth. Those who don't believe that should first take a course in principles of economics from the typical modern professor of the discipline, where they'll be treated to darkened rooms punctuated by PowerPoint presentations and graphs and charts and all manner of droning incontinence that is more than enough to bring the Bluebird of Happiness to despair and ultimate suicide.

Rejoice, then, as we travel the economics highway across the vast tundra that is the subject of money. In this first installment, the problem of defining money will be handled. That is crucially important, not only to later installments, but to the overall understanding of how economic agents function in a world where, on a daily basis, hundreds if not thousands of transactions can occur just at the personal and household levels. At the national and global levels, money in many and varied forms—some of it not even apparent as money in any common sense way—is flowing in sums and intricate networks that only massive computing power can grasp in scope and depth.

The readers of The Dark Wraith Forums are, of course, not average by any means; and that's why this series is tailor made to the audience here. Readers will laugh, readers will cry; and ultimately, they'll come away from this series with only one question: "I spent a grand on a computer so I could read drivel like this?!"

And with that, we now begin... with a little play. Set in paleolithic times, this is the story of a paleolithic man by the name of Mr. Shakes, a previous incarnation of the man by the same name whose home is the now at the blog Shakespeare's Sister. Mr. Shakes has traveled a good distance to do business with another paleolithic man, Mr. Goat, in his modern incarnation an earstwhile commentator at, among other places, The Dark Wraith Forums. Other characters from the modern era will be incorporated by reference or in cameo appearances, and all actors are herewith acknowledged for their roles in this production.

      [Fade in scene: Bright morning sun rising over rocky, steep hillsides. Caves visible along face of hill.]

      [Sound of man walking, breath labored.]

      [Pan camera onto caveman, carrying big animal skins, walking toward caves.]

Mr. Shakes [hollering, thick Scottish accent]: HELLOOOO! ANYBODY HOOOME? MR. GOOO-AHT! WAKE UP! IT'S MR. SHAKES!

Mr. Goat [emerging from ground-level cave]: Mr. Shakes? Good Lord, man, it's not even six o'clock in the morning. What're you doing out this way?

Mr. Shakes: I got sooome tradin' t'do wit' ya.

Mr. Goat: 'Trading'?! You mean you've actually got something worth trading?

Mr. Shakes [hoisting animal skins above his head]: That I have.

Mr. Goat: Holy Moses! You actually went out and hunted down beasts and got their hides?

Mr. Shakes: Not exactly. You know our old friend, Paul the Spud? Great hunter. Brilliant guy: he could conjugate verbs like a Proto-Indo-European.

Mr. Goat: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm expecting him any time now. Last time I saw him was two days ago; we were both getting a cup of morning coffee at Pam's House Blend. He even paid for mine. He said he'd be coming over to my cave to do some business.

Mr. Shakes [breathless, clamboring around boulders to Mr. Goat's cave]: Well, Paul's dead. I found parts of him out on the plains. Looks like he got nailed by a sabre-tooth tiger.

Mr. Goat: YEESH!... Oh, I get it. Those were the hides he harvested.

Mr. Shakes [dropping them at Mr. Goat's feet]: That they were. Scattered around in a field. I scraped Paul's viscera off the ones he apparently used to wrap himself up in. Seems he was tryin' t' look like some kind of fierce animal to the sabre-tooth.

Mr. Goat [kneeling down to inspect the hides]: Hmm. Doesn't look like the strategy worked very well, does it?

Mr. Shakes: Well, it would have worked a whole lot better if he hadn't been so panicked. It looks like he wrapped himself in the zebra skins.

Mr. Goat [shaking his head]: Talk about a bad move. Paul might as well have put a neon sign on his head: EAT HERE!

Mr. Shakes [laughing nervously]: I'll tell ya, this Paleolithic era just sucks sometimes. I really liked Paul.

Mr. Goat [standing back up]: So did the cat, it would seem.

[robust laughter]

Mr. Goat: So you're now the proud owner of five hides, and you want to do business?

Mr. Shakes: That's why I'm here. You're the entrepreneur. You do business with anyone, even the paleo-conservatives.

Mr. Goat: Well, yes, I'll even do business with paleo-cons; but so help me God, I'll go out of business before I'll do a trade with a neo-con.

Mr. Shakes [nodding]: A man with ethics, that's what you are, my friend.

Mr. Goat: You know the standard for hides, don't you?

Mr. Shakes: 'Standard'? There's an exchange standard?

Mr. Goat: Oh, yes. The standard has been around for ages. It was established by the guy who wrote T. Rex's Guide to Life: Kenneth was his name, I think.

Mr. Shakes: The standard has been around since the T. Rex?!

Mr. Shakes: That's the legend, anyway; but it really doesn't matter since everyone accepts it. That's what matters: we all agree on the standard. There's even a list of exchange values put together by a lady named Ms. Julien: everyone called it Julien's List.

Mr. Shakes: Well, if it's a standard, then I suppose I'll have to accept it. I was really hopin' t' get somethin' t' eat for th' family: me and th' wife an' our two little ones.

Mr. Goat: That shouldn't be a problem. I just secured a medium-sized animal that's more than enough to feed a family of four.

Mr. Shakes: Perfect! I'll take it... Uh... What particular species of 'medium-sized animal' are we talkin' about here, by th' way?

Mr. Goat [walking back into the cave]: Dog.

Mr. Shakes [cocking his head to the side]: You mean, like a family pet or somethin'?

Mr. Goat: Actually, I think it was a family pet. It talks.

Mr. Shakes [looking puzzled]: Ya mean I'm gettin' a talkin' dog, an' I'm supposed t' feed it to me wife an' kids?!

Mr. Goat [bawling out, whistling]: FIDO! C'mon boy! I found a new owner for you! [turning back around, talking in whisper] You don't tell your family what they're eating, fer cryin' out loud! And you most definitely don't tell the dog what your plans are for him. He's pretty darned smart.

Mr. Shakes: AH! Yes, I understand.

Mr. Goat [emerging from cave, scruffy brown dog following]: Fido? Meet your new master. He's got kids and a nice cave where you'll be a happy pet. These people will just love you.

Dog [jumping up and down]: Oh boy, oh boy! A family! Let's go, let's go!

Mr. Shakes [looking at dog admiringly, laughing]: Not so fast, there, Fido. I still have t' finish me business with Mr. Goat, here. [hands over the animal skins]

Dog [eyes bugging]: You're giving up five gorgeous animal skins for moi?

Mr. Shakes: That's th' deal.

Dog: You should keep those. You could make a new wrap-around for your loins. That one you're wearing looks pretty tattered.

Mr. Goat: He's got a point, there, Mr. Shakes. That wrap-around is in pretty bad shape.

Mr. Shakes [looking irritated]: It's not a 'wrap-around'; it's called a KILT!

Dog: A 'kilt'? Why do you call it that?

Mr. Shakes: Because some animal had t' be kilt so I could have it. [bursts into roaring guffaws]

Dog: Oh, now I get it! [joins Mr. Shakes in loud laughter]

Mr. Goat [rolling his eyes, muttering]: Great. A Scotsman and now a dog who thinks he's funny.

Mr. Shakes: I think that concludes our business, Mr. Goat. Now, you'll forgive me if I take this fine food... er, dog and head back down th' trail. It's a long journey, an' I want to be home in time to prepare supper... if y'know what I mean.

Mr. Goat: Yes, of course. It's been a pleasure doing business with you; and come back again when you've scavanged some more hides from the dearly departed.

Mr. Shakes [turning, climbing back across the boulders, dog following]: That I'll do, Mr. Goat. C'mon, Fido.

[fade scene; open again with Mr. Shakes and dog on trail]

Fido [panting]: Boy, this is a long walk, but it'll be nice to have a home.

Mr. Shakes: You didn't like living with Mr. Goat?

Fido: It wasn't so bad, except for that head-splitting high-C note.

Mr. Shakes: What do ya mean by that?

Fido: Oh, in the cave next door to his, the Fat Lady Sings every morning at the crack of dawn.

Mr. Shakes: Wow. It makes me glad I have such quiet neighbors. On the one side of me is the Old White Lady, and on the other side is Trailer Trash.

Fido: 'Trailer Trash'?! You mean you live in a mobile home park?

Mr. Shakes: Not exactly. It's just that our cave complex sits right on a fault line, so the whole hill moves around quite a bit every now and then.

Fido: Must be hard keeping good dishes.

Mr. Shakes: It would be if we were using something other than stone bowls. I guess this Paleolithic era does have its advantages, although it still takes up so much of the day just findin' th' food, killin' th' food, dressin' th' food, and then preparin' it for dinner. Economies of specialization will be great in food production once we get into the Neolithic era and later.

Fido: What kind of food do you normally eat?

Mr. Shakes: Most days it's pretty thin fare, but tonight we're eatin' well, I'll tell ya that much. An' that reminds me: we need to pick up our pace; we need t' get back while there's still some light so I can get dinner on the fire.

Fido: I'm with you on that. I'm starving. What're we having?

Mr. Shakes: Er, something special.

Fido: A formal dinner! Should I wear anything, you know, like, formal or something?

Mr. Shakes: Don't worry about that. I'll dress you for dinnner.

Fido [pausing, then laughing]: Ha-ha. That's a funny little play on words, there: 'dress you for dinner'! Sort of like I could take that two ways: you could mean you're giving me some nice clothes to wear, or you could mean that you're going to butcher me and put my dog meat on the fire for everyone else to eat. Ha-ha.

Mr. Shakes [absently as he picks up his pace]: Yes, I could.

Fido [furrowing his brow slightly]: Yes, indeed... You know, I was just thinking about what kind of great guy would trade five hides for a lousy, mangy dog that's going to be nothing more than a family pet. Such a noble act.

Mr. Shakes [still not paying attention]: Yep, Fido, it certainly is.

Fido: And that reminds me, what exactly does the name 'Fido' mean in caveman languages?

Mr. Shakes [breathless, walking a brisk pace]: Protein.

Fido [voice trailing off into the distance]: YIKE! YIKE! YIKE! YIKE! YIKE! YIKE! YIKE! YIKE!

Mr. Shakes [stopping, watching dog run away]: Damn! Me an' me big mouth. There goes dinner. Now I'm going t' have t' collect some mastadon poop chunks an' tell th' family it's giant potatoes again. Sooner or later, they're goin' t' figure that one out. I'll be so glad when they put up a convenience store out here... I'll be able to get a dog already hot and ready to eat... no more dogs freakin' out and runnin' off. [sighs] I miss me dog already.

      [fade to black]
      [production credits]

The Dark Wraith Forums
in association with
Pulp Economics Productions


      [credit role in order of appearance]

· ·  Mr. Shakes of Shakespeare's Sister  · ·
· ·  My Pet Goat as Mr. Goat  · ·
· ·  Paul the Spud of Adventures of the Smart Patrol  · ·
· ·  Pam Spaulding of Pam's House Blend  · ·
· ·  Kenneth Quinnel of T. Rex's Guide to Life  · ·
· ·  Ms. Julien of Julien's List  · ·
· ·  Fido  · ·
· ·  Fat Lady Sings of The Fat Lady Sings  · ·
· ·  Old White Lady and Trailer Trash of It's morning somewhere  · ·


      [CUT]

And so ends our little play, which in its sweeping, nearly epic scope was richly infused of information about the subject of this series of articles.

Money serves three principal purposes. First, it is a store of value. In this function, money holds the worth of goods and services exchanged for it so the value can be transported and used at a later time. In the play, Mr. Shakes carried hides that were worth something not just to him, but also to someone else. He didn't have to use their worth at the moment he secured them. Similarly, Mr. Goat had a dog, which represented the value he received in a previous transaction. Both the hides and the dog held value for later use and at a location perhaps other than where they had been acquired in trade or other transaction.

Second, money is a medium of exchange. Mr. Goat and Mr. Shakes agreed that each had something of value and these items of value could be traded for one another. Just because something has value, however, does not necessarily mean it is particularly useful as a medium of exchange. It would be difficult, for example, although not impossible for Mr. Shakes to have brought his kids to trade rather than the hides. Although usesful, perhaps even valuable to Mr. Goat, he might have been quite unwilling to accept the kids as something for which he would provide merchandise in trade. The kids could be fussy, difficult to sell, and rather gristly to eat.

Third, money serves as a unit of account. Mr. Goat informed Mr. Shakes that hides were a basis for determining the worth of other objects in trade. In the transaction that occurred, five hides was equivalent in value to one dog. No doubt, Mr. Goat's bookkeeper maintained a running account of inventory in terms of hide equivalents.

This use of hides, by the way, was not restricted only to Mr. Goat. Historians Frances and Joseph Gies, in their popular account, Life in a Medieval Village, note that valuation censuses taken in the Middle Ages listed land holdings in terms of hides, too. One hide was equivalent to about 120 hectares of land, although the exchange rate varied from place to place in Medieval England. Interestingly, although land would never have been bought using hides, the hide served quite well as a unit to account in a generally accepted way from one person to the next and from one manor to the next for land throughout Great Britain of the time.

Going back for a minute to the rather grim prospect of Mr. Shakes selling his kids, this brings up an important aspect of money that explains why there can be different kinds of money operating within an economy. Many items meet one or more of the three criteria set forth above; but some kinds of money are much more easily converted into something else. In the play, those hides were quickly turned into a dog. Mr. Shakes' kids, on the other hand, would not have been so readily convertible. Mr. Goat might not have accepted them at all, and Mr. Shakes would then have found himself knocking on every door at the whole cave complex until he found someone who would agree to exchange them for something that could then be sold to Mr. Goat. Even if Mr. Goat had accepted them, he might not have surrendered the dog until he was sure he could do something with the little urchins: he might have told Mr. Shakes to leave the kids and come back the next day for the dog.

The ease and efficiency with which money can be converted into something else of value is called its liquidity. In reference to money used in the United States, a dollar bill is "highly liquid." In the world of big finance, a government Treasury bill—a federal debt obligation that is of no more than a year in duration—is highly liquid. In fact, for banks doing trades with the Federal Reserve, those so-called "T-bills" are almost perfectly interchangeable with dollars. In economics, we would say that the greenbacks and the T-bills are very close substitutes.

Now, think about this. A government T-bill is an obligation—an IOU—issued by the United States Treasury. The terms are essentially such: an investor lends the U.S. government some money, and a year later the government compensates the lender the face value of the security (the T-bill) that represents the obligation. That face value is a thousand bucks. So, if the going price for these newly issued T-bills is, let's say, $965.00 ("96.5" in the notation of bond prices) the investor is going to earn $35.00 ($1,000.00 — $965.00) on a loan to the government of $965.00. That means the investor will have earned an annual interest rate of $35.00 ÷ $965.00, which equals about .0363, or 3.63%.

Consider, on the other hand, an investor making a loan to, say, Guy Andrew Hall of Rook's Rant. Mr. Hall is certainly a credit-worthy individual, so the IOU agreement he writes out on a paper napkin is surely just fine. He, like the United States Treasury, promises to surrender a thousand dollars in one year in exchange for some money right now. One major problem among many with this promise is that an investor cannot simply unload that paper napkin onto somebody else before the year is up. With a T-bill, the instrument can be "liquidated" at any time at any bank; but it's going to be really hard to find anyone who would buy that paper napkin from an investor. That means the amount of money lent to Mr. Hall is going to be considerably less than the amount of money lent to the federal government even if Mr. Hall's credit rating and general trustworthiness are as good as gold. In Mr. Hall's case, an investor might lend him, say, $900. That means, when Mr. Hall pays off the loan in one year, the investor will have earned $100 ($1,000.00 — $900.00) on a loan of $900. That means the investor will have earned an annual interest rate of $100.00 ÷ $900.00, which equals about .1111, or 11.11%.

Notice as a side point, one that will be brought up again in later installments of this series, that the price of a security moves in the opposite direction to its yield: the price of the T-bill was $965.00, and its yield was 3.63%; but the price of Mr. Hall's IOU was $900.00, and its yield was a whopping 11.11%. This is a fundamental rule of all securities: the higher the price, the lower the expected yield; and the lower the price, the higher the expected yield.

Back to the main point, now, Mr. Hall had to pay far more than the government did, and it wasn't really because there was much more risk of default by Mr. Hall, and it wasn't because the investor had to surrender the use of his money any longer for Mr. Hall. The difference in those two yields, about 7.48% (11.11% — 3.63%) was due to a liquidity premium being tacked onto Mr. Hall's borrowing. That paper napkin couldn't be unloaded by the investor without considerable difficulty, whereas the government T-bill could be sold in a second. That's where liquidity comes knocking as an important determinant of what constitutes different "layers" of money in an economy.

In the United States, money is broken down into categories based upon its liquidity. For example, the most liquid forms of money are put in a category called M1. This includes cash and currency in the hands of the public, demand deposits (checking accounts at banks), and traveler's checks. These types of money are either exactly or close to being bearer instruments: essentially, whoever holds ("bears") the paper—be it a ten dollar bill, a bank check, or a traveler's check—has the relatively undisputed claim to the value represented by the instrument.

The next layer of money is designated M2. This includes all the money counted in M1, as well as somewhat less liquid instruments like savings deposits, shares in money market funds, and small-denomination, time-sensitive savings like certificates of deposit (CDs).

Encompassing both M1 and M2, along with even more illiquid forms of money, is the great big L category, which adds all kinds of financial instruments that can't be liquidated instantly or even in short order without a lot of pain. The nearly constant stream of innovations, twists, variations, and tricks makes the definition of L subject to frequent updates. Even M1 and M2 are not really all that fixed: all the time, financial instruments are popping up that have the characteristics of highly liquid money.

Important to note is that M1, M2, and L consider only financial instruments; but we have seen already that money doesn't have to be paper, it doesn't have to be associated with banks, and it doesn't even have to be sanctioned by some government or other official institution. Money has another dimension, another way by which it can be broken down into categories that are only to a certain extent related to its liquidity. This alternate classification system has more to do with the nature of the money and the focus it has on the three purposes, which were described as store of value, medium of exchange, and unit of account.

This different classification system begins with the most "primitive" (for lack of a better word) type: commodity (or barter) money. This is money that has intrinsic value in and of itself as a usable, consumable item. Fido was commodity money: not only could he be used in a transaction, he could also be eaten. A dollar bill cannot be eaten. Barter moneys have existed since time immemorable, and standardized barter moneys have been around just as long. Many are the stories, for example, of cigarettes serving as barter money in prison camps. All manner of domesticated animals serve as barter money in agrarian economies.

Beyond and after commodity money is metal money. Some metals have been widely popular across cultures, times, and continents. Gold and silver are examples. The metal, itself, could theoretically be consumable in production of everything from weapons to household tools, so metal money is in some ways a "less liquid" form of barter money, if liquidity were to be considered in terms of the ease and efficiency with which the money could be converted into a usable or consumable item. Metal moneys can be found in ancient civilizations, and they endure to this day as commemoratives in many so-called "advanced" economies. It was only in 1964 that the United States government stopped using the prized metal silver in coins of denominations greater than that of the nickel. Even the paper one dollar bill, as seen in the graphic at left, was metal money: note the label "Silver Certificate" at the top of the face of the instrument. That wasn't some esoteric promise by the United States government; that one dollar bill could be exchange at any time, on the spot, virtually instantly for four silver quarters or ten silver dimes!

The final version of money under this categorization method is fiat money. This is money that is money by decree of some authority. A purely fiat money cannot be used for anything other than its intended purpose as a store of value, a medium of exchange, and a unit of account. It cannot be eaten, it cannot be readily melted down into an ingot of great value, and its legitimacy rests solely on the power, reputability, and indisputabilty of its issuer. At left is a graphic representation of a modern one dollar bill. At the top it does not represent to be a "Silver Certificate" since the government will not guarantee its convertibility into any set amount of a metal. In fact, although the instrument is backed by the "full faith and credit" of the United States government, the issuer is the Federal Reserve Bank, acting as the agent of the United States Treasury. In other words, that dollar depicted over on the left is a "Federal Reserve Note": an IOU issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

Readers might be asking, "Okay, but 'I Owe You' WHAT? What exactly is owed for the promissory note evidenced by that dollar bill we use these days?" It's a "note"; that means it's like a loan of some kind. The U.S. government doesn't say it will honor it with an exchange for silver, even though a bearer could use some of those dollars to buy metal in the private markets.

Does this mean that greenbacks since the mid-1960s have been funny-money? Not really. Fiat money serves its three purposes as a store of value, a medium of exchange, and a unit of account to the extent that its users accept its legitimacy in trade. Provided the government that decrees the paper to be money holds its legitimacy, or to the extent that it can otherwise impose its will upon the prospective users of its fiat money, the paper stands as good and worthy money. To the extent that the fiat money is the denominating currency for a sound economy, it will represent in international trade the worth of that economy. The stronger the economy, the more widely respected the currency.

As a promissory note, a United States dollar can be invested in the United States economy. If yields on such investments are robust, that dollar will be highly prized around the world, and manufacturers in others countries will shovel their products into America at low prices just to get their hands on some of those greenbacks, which they can then invest here to get those great interest rates. That, of course, is certainly not all to the good, since foreign manufacturers selling their products at low prices here means that domestic companies get their backsides kicked in international economic competition. That means a balance must be found between interest rates that are low enough to help domestic consumers and businesses borrow money and compete internationally, but not so low that they make the U.S. dollar a laughing stock in terms of its value in international trade. How that balance is achieved, and the forces that frustrate a reasonable point of balance, are the subjects of subsequent installments in this series.

In future installments, the so-called "money multiplier" and the "equation of exchange" will be set forth. These are relatively simple mathematical formulae that can be used to explain interest rates, inflation, and their relationship to short-term and long-term economic growth in an economy. The series will end with a description of how the Federal Reserve uses money to manage the economy. Readers who have made it to the end of this first installment should look forward with much anticipation and no small amount of joy to the not-insignificant intellectual and emotional rewards to come in this Pulp Economics series for the new American century.


The Dark Wraith thus and amply delivers.

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 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.
Verrrrry Enjoyable article. Your note in the second paragraph Thank God, readers here at The Dark Wraith Forums have the benefit of one of the finest teacher of economics to ever have walked this sad and troubled Earth. was certainly the truth! I'm glad you explained many of the money terms used. That was helpful to the understanding of the subject.
Way to go!

Sat Nov 12, 10:50:34 PM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Morning, Dark Wraith,

Ooooo, mind candy!

Mon Nov 14, 06:34:53 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Old White Lady.

By the time this series is complete, we'll have a nice little glossary of terms from economics. I'm not entirely certain that the terminology will be useful in everyday conversation, but it's nice to have some new words to pull out if some Bush supporter starts going on about the great economy. By the end of this series, I'll be using the words as instruments in the vivisectioning of monetary and fiscal policy as they have been conducted throughout the Bush Administration; so think of reading this Pulp Economics offering as an opportunity to load up a small bag with the surgical instruments that you can use later to carve the turkey that has been the neo-con beginning of this century.


The Dark Wraith will be ladeling the gravy for the Thanksgiving feast.

Mon Nov 14, 10:30:37 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, SB Gypsy.

As I look back at how long this first article was, it occurs to me that, from the perspective of mind candy, this might qualify as a virtual candy store, although I'm hopeful that the only cavities that will come from it are the holes that can be shot through the economic policies of the Bush Administration. Perhaps if enough of these neo-cons' teeth get bad, the whole darned set of them can be pulled.


The Dark Wraith reaches for the pliers.

Mon Nov 14, 10:35:25 AM EST  
 Guy Andrew Hall blogged...

Since I have decided to create an island nation in the pacific, I am going to base my economy on Napkin Certificates. My only problem is how to stop counterfeiters.

That and how gross they will be when mothers with young children are done with them......

Mon Nov 14, 05:12:05 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good Afternoon, Dark Wraith.

Very amusing depiction of my paleolithic self. A version little removed from the modern. :-)

Thank you for taking the time to introduce the origins and mechanics of money in such a readable way - a spoonfull of suger certainly does make the medicine go down. A quick question though, if I may, about this liquidity premium business: is the liquidity premium considered to be a part of the risk premium, or is it an entirely independent premium that gets added on once risk has been taken into account? Sorry to be a pest -it's just that I was under the impression that liquidity and risk were inseperable, and so it confused me to hear you speak of liquidity as being something entirely different from risk. In other words, I thought that the ease with which one could "get out" if things go wrong was part of an investment's risk premium. There's obviously something I'm not grapsing, here.

Looking forward very much to the reading about the money multiplier, and of course, the equation of exchange!

Mon Nov 14, 05:45:19 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

A year or two ago I was handed a silver certificate dollar as part of my change when I purchased something at a snack shop.

They're still floating around in active use, in really rare instances (that's the only one I can ever recall seeing).

- oddjob

Mon Nov 14, 05:52:00 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, OddJob.

It's interesting that you got one that was still in circulation. My small collection is from flea market dealers. I use them to teach in class the very same material I'm presenting here at the blog.

My understanding from the dealers is that a Silver Certificate in close to mint condition can fetch maybe a couple of dollars in the wholesale market; at retail, the nice ones go for three or four dollars.

The fun dollar to look for is the one that has no "In God We Trust" on the back. I used to have five or six of them, but they're long gone, now. I wonder if any of those are still in circulation.


The Dark Wraith also wonders if anyone knows why greenbacks without that statement were minted for a period of time.

Mon Nov 14, 06:27:09 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Mr. Shakes.

As a general rule, the liquidity premium is included in the overall risk premium impounded in an interest rate. That is not, however, a sound way to understand the structure of an interest rate.

The liquidity premium as part of the risk premium is a confusion of liquidity with potential for default on all or part of the interest and/or principal.

Think of it this way: in the story I told about Guy Andrew Hall, I noted that his credit was as good as gold. That does not mean, though, that it would be easy for the lender to sell that paper napkin that represented the obligation Mr. Hall has to surrender one thousand dollars at a future time. The reason Mr. Hall's napkin is illiquid is because there is no organized, "complete" market that exists to efficiently transact on paper napkin IOUs. There are no financial intermediaries, there is no centralized or consistent location (physical or otherwise) of brokers and dealers, and there is no authoritative source to assess the quality of one paper napkin IOU against another or against instruments of other kinds.

Now, in one way, this does represent "risk," but it's not the same as the risk of default on the instrument, which adds its own premium. Junk bonds have high risk of default, but there is a complete, efficient market for them, a market with specialists, bond graders, and all kinds of buyers and sellers willing and able, on a moment's notice, to enter the market to execute transactions.

The premium on the yield of the paper napkin is not there because it is an inherently "dangerous" instrument from the perspective of the final and ultimate satisfaction of the cash flow: Guy Andrew Hall has a very, very high probability of satisfying the obligation—both the principal ($900) and the interest ($100)—at the specified time and in the specified manner.

The "risk," if you will, in the paper napkin exists because it would be hard for the lender to find someone to buy the napkin from him if he needed to unload it before the date of maturity. Even if the lender/investor found someone, he would likely have to discount his expected price to have attracted that buyer in such a thin market, where matching buyers with sellers is not the instantaneous event that it is in the securities markets for other debt instruments.

That's why I make the distinction between what is a classic "risk" premium and what is the premium arising from the technicality that a well-organized market for a security is absent.


The Dark Wraith hopes this clarifies the matter to the point where total confusion has been replaced by utter befuddlement.

Mon Nov 14, 06:44:07 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Guy Andrew Hall.

The liquidity issue will apparently take care of itself if the napkins are used to blow noses before or while they are being used as debt instruments: I suspect that one of those napkins, subsequent to having a nose honked into it, will be more than liquid; it will be downright juicy.

(Blah-hah-haww. Lord! but I wish I could stop myself before I go around the bend.)

As far as counterfeiting is concerned, that could be resolved by embossing each napkin with a government-controlled hologram. You could put the visage of George W. Bush on the hologram. That would make the average citizen's willingness to enhance the instruments' liquidity by using them as a nose honk repositories all the more likely.


The Dark Wraith could even see a market for a bathroom tissue version.

Mon Nov 14, 06:51:16 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Thanks for the collectors' evaluations. I still have the dollar, but kept it more as a curio than anything else. It's seen far too much use to be regarded as near mint. I once had a wheat penny in very good or excellent shape from a relatively unusual year of the 1940's. I seem to recal that at the time (late 70's - early 80's) the coin at most was worth 10 cents, a huge increase in value over one cent, but I never had it formally evaluated by a collector and so never knew for sure. I may still have it, but I don't even know that for sure.

- oddjob

Mon Nov 14, 09:22:20 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

Good Evening, Dark Wraith.

Thank you for the clarificaton - I think I understand the matter more clearly, now.

By the way - I was thinking the other day about the rise in the value of real estate, and what it says about how the relationship between how much money people have and the actual value of the nation's economy. I mean, I know that market forces decide how much something's worth, but really, isn't a house still just a house? So many people have extra cash in their pockets because of the housing boom, but really, where did that money come from? Lower interest rates? More demand? It doesn't sound as though any real value was added to the economy - so isn't this almost pure inflation? Or is it just a temporary thing, and once these poeple stop using their houses as ATMs they'll all be back to square one?

I need to go lie down.

Mr. Shakes hopes the next two installments of DW's Money series helps lower his blood pressure.

Mon Nov 14, 09:45:36 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Summarizing your questions to answer them more thoroughly, Mr. Shakes, they are as follows.

Mr. Shakes: Isn't a house still just a house? So many people have extra cash in their pockets because of the housing boom, but really, ...did that money come from [l]ower interest rates? More demand? [No] real value was added to the economy - so isn't this almost pure inflation? Or is it just a temporary thing, and once these poeple stop using their houses as ATMs they'll all be back to square one?

Dark Wraith: Yes.


The Dark Wraith found those questions rather easy.

Mon Nov 14, 10:22:21 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

I'm not DW and don't have his training, but it's often seemed to me that we are raised with the understanding that money is in an abstract sense real in much the same way that anything made of matter is real.

I have opined before (& DW agrees) that money is created by the creation of a contract containing a wish for more of it at the end than there is at the beginning (ie., a loan contract). At the end of the contract there is indeed more of it than there was at first, but I can only conclude from that that what has happened is a human desire has been made "real" in that sense we are raised with from a very young age.

Now, how does that relate to real estate? Does the house's value actually increase?

Doesn't that depend primarily on who's doing the asking and what their life circumstances are?

- oddjob

Mon Nov 14, 10:28:30 PM EST  
 Mr. Shakes blogged...

LOL.

Thanks for clearing that up, DW. Actually, I suppose they'll really be back to square minus one - since all they'll eventually end up with is a pile of rapidly depreciating Chinese goods and an enormous mortgage.

Interesting point, oddjob. Perhaps inflation is just as certain as death and taxes. Though I suppose inflation is a tax, after a fashion.

Mon Nov 14, 10:52:18 PM EST  
 Guy Andrew Hall blogged...

Good Evening Dark Wraith.

That you could see a market for bathroom tissue makes me wonder from what perspective you would be looking. One hopes that you have not spent any time praying to the Porcelain God.

Either that, or there is a whole new fetish that I did not know about. And don't want to learn about either. You know, just in case that urge to be a teacher asserts itself.

And as an aside, you ever notice how comment threads can quickly go to crap?

Mon Nov 14, 11:37:11 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Inflation is precisely a tax, Mr. Shakes. It erodes the purchasing power of the payoff value of debts. Since a "Federal Reserve Note" is an obligation issued by the Federal Reserve as agent of the United States Treasury, as the purchasing power of that dollar erodes—in other words, as inflation occurs—the (future) obligation represented by that Federal Reserve Note diminishes.

That means inflation is the most sublime and subtle of all taxes.


The Dark Wraith hopes that, as our series proceeds, this important concept becomes obvious... and deeply troubling, since it's how governments get out from under massive deficits.

Mon Nov 14, 11:42:26 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Guy Andrew Hall.

The founder of the Protestant Movement, Martin Luther, suffered from terrible constipation his whole life. He claimed that he spent hours on the toilet thinking about all things religious and philosophical, and there arrived the inspirations that led to his break from the Church.

It strikes me then that the Protestant Movement was, at its heart, the culmination of a lifetime of movements—painful and reluctant in fruition—of a more mundane nature.

It is in such way that learning economics—yet again, painful and reluctant in fruition—finds profound, almost mysterious constellation with the arrival of a new religious expression that swept the Western World a mere few centuries ago.



The Dark Wraith is upsetting himself with the leaps of faith and contortions of inferential reasoning he is finding so easy to make these days.

Mon Nov 14, 11:56:19 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

And the Dark Wraith should have foreseen how divergent the thread would be that arose from an economics article that went on and on to the point of becoming a threat to sanity.

Mon Nov 14, 11:58:47 PM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

And we diverge once again. I enjoyed the play, Dark Wraith - but seeing as though I am a character in it (all be it a silent one), I feel it is incumbent on me to attempt some staging. It was, after all, my profession for, oh, dogs years; so here goes. I see this in an outdoor arena, possibly in tandem with a Shakespeare festival. Costuming would be simple – the same for props and set pieces. All in all I am thinking very I. M. Pei – minimalist, with a touch of whimsy and a definite modern edge. Yes, I know the setting would seem to belie that; but trust me – everyone these days wants to feel futuristic.

I agree regarding the casting – but really, don’t you think we should consider adding the role of narrator? Just to tie everything together. Very ‘Our Town’, if you know what I mean. Of course, I am not suggesting we stage a funeral at the end, but I’m sure you get my drift. Now – who should play the narrator? My personal suggestion would be to see if Campbell Scott was available; but we may have to rely on a local actor. I understand Dark Wraith might be interested, but we’ll have to see. It all depends on budget, you know – and, as you seem to be producing this epic, I am going to have to defer to you on that subject.

Tue Nov 15, 03:21:46 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Fat Lady Sings.

Each installment in this series will have its own way of beginnning, and you'll see a narrated piece down the road. Part 2 has a Medieval setting; Part 3 has...

I'm getting ahead of myself here. I don't want to ruin the anticipatory excitement.

I agree with you on the outdoor, minimalist settings for staging. It seems to me that I might be able to get an audience of dozens.

Okay, perhaps not quite that many... unless it were a nude performance. That might draw a crowd.

Then again, perhaps not.


The Dark Wraith should probably forget about that artistic literary marketing ploy.

Tue Nov 15, 08:47:37 AM EST  
 trailertrash blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

You said ... Okay, perhaps not quite that many... unless it were a nude performance. That might draw a crowd.

Good gracious... I would think it would be a sold out performance, if the he-man chest posting could be used as an indicator. ;)

Tue Nov 15, 07:31:20 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Interesting point, oddjob. Perhaps inflation is just as certain as death and taxes.

But in the case of the house, how is it inflation if "the people" truly agree that the house is now worth more?

And how is that any different than the loan, at the end of which there is more money in the economy than there was at the beginning? There is more money at the end of the loan, but that isn't necessarily inflation if the resulting economic activity takes up the extra money and uses it the right way, is it?

DW?

- oddjob

Tue Nov 15, 07:49:38 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, OddJob.

To some extent, I must defer the response to that question because it's actually answered in the third installment of this series.

But as a preview, OddJob, I can remind you of some information I provided in a thread months ago when we were discussing the "equation of exchange." In the Keynesian model of the economy (which is the model that is most explanatory in normal times), what is real in the short run becomes nominal in the long run if the propellant was money being printed at a rate faster than the growth rate of the economy.

In other words, a central bank working in coordination with the ruling party can create real economic growth for a period of time by printing too much money. However, as time goes along, that real economic growth evaporates into inflation.

The trick as to why this happens is what Keynes called "sticky wages." In a broader sense, if some factors of production cannot rapidly reflect the excess money as nominal (i.e., inflation-driven) growth in prices, then those factors form the basis of real productive growth, and they will continue to do so until their factor prices can catch up with the growing overhang of currency.

Now, you can see how that is happening in the Bush Administration era: wages are not growing rapidly, and that means labor becomes the factor of production that drives real growth at the very same time it does not realize the gains to that real growth.

Only when the wages catch up, or begin to catch up, with the overprinting of money does the economy begin to really slow down. The overheating can go on for quite some time with a "creeping" inflation reflecting the rising prices of all the other factors of production, but full-blown recession doesn't set in until all of the factors of production are fully impounding the overhang of the currency. And it's a recession because all of that real growth begins to ebb away into an inflationary price spiral. The longer it takes for the "sticky wages" to catch up, the longer the creeping inflation can go on, and the more powerful the backdraft as real economic gains that were so evident (so "real," if you will) for so long unravel into the skyrocketing inflation.

That, of course, was just a summary. I didn't mean to go quite that far this soon.


The Dark Wraith opens his cake hole, and then he can't close it until the whole darned cake is eaten, sometimes.

Tue Nov 15, 08:41:38 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Trailer Trash.

Now that you put it that way, maybe the theatre-in-the-buff idea could work.

Cripe. Now I'm wonder if a video series, Nude Economics, might sell a few copies.



The Dark Wraith hates it when entrepreneurial ideas start working around in his small mind.

Tue Nov 15, 08:44:35 PM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Theatre-in-the-buff; why do you think I wanted the dang hides anyway?

Well done Mr. Wraith, well done. Halarious, yet on the mark educationally.

[Mr. Goat leaves to go wok the dog that returned home.]

Tue Nov 15, 09:45:07 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

mmmMMMMmmmm.

Dog.

Tue Nov 15, 09:51:42 PM EST  
 Paul the Spud blogged...

You know, it never fails. Someone writes me into their dramatic narrative, and I die a horrible, bloody death. It's true! Just ask Shakespeare's Sister; she saw me slaughtered in a spectacularly bloody fashion in "Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack."

Hopefully, I wouldn't be dumb enough to use the zebra skins. But you know me. Always going against the grain and all that.

(Thanks for including me. :) )

Wed Nov 16, 05:00:10 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack?!



The Dark Wraith always was a sucker for heady, romantic dramas.

Wed Nov 16, 05:43:09 PM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

If a stage play version is being considered, then part of the theatrical resume of Peter of Lone Tree includes having wanted desperately to audition for a part in the play "Turds in Hell".

A description of this sublime moment in the history of the American Theatre follows:
"The play, from its beginning, develops like a spectacular and extraordinary revelation. Composed of phrases from disconcerting literary origins, calculated quotes of Elizabethan theatre, Pirandello, Joyce, classic Hollywood cinema, personal gossip, jokes that only certain members of the audience could understand -- structured like an epic work and interpreted with a comic languor that makes us forget time and space -- Turds In Hell is like a turbulent dream under the influence of a drug probably invented in secret by Jorge Luis Borges and Raymond Roussel."

Readers are certainly encouraged to read the entire article and view the magnificent photographs at
http://users.rcn.com/leandrok/Pages/BedlamDaysE.html

Indeed, 521 "hits" result from a google search of "Turds in Hell" and are available at
http://tinyurl.com/9v872

"Break a leg".

Wed Nov 16, 10:15:27 PM EST  
 Charles2 blogged...

Wow.

I read through the entire post and then the entire comments thread; and I'm ready for more!

When's the next installation?

Not only a great yarn, but damn good information to have with the economy doing some very interesting things right now. I also learned some things to use the next time my daughter and I discuss monetary theory (yes, it's true, she got my geek gene). Thanks!

Thu Nov 17, 03:47:29 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good afternoon, Charles2.

Thank you for posting a comment. I always worry about these ultra-long articles deterring people from making it clear through them.

The next installment will come within the week. As you might have surmised, each one is something of a project.

They really are worth the effort, though. The theory of money isn't all that hard to understand if it's presented in an interesting way, but the details just aren't common knowledge even though the effects of monetary policy are arguably the most powerful macroeconomic influences on everything from nations to individuals.

The good news is that the whole subject can be made fairly interesting, as can just about anything in economics. (I should qualify that by noting that econometrics is an exception: unless you love math, econometrics is death-inducing boredom on stilts.)

Give me about a week, Charles. And have your daughter read some of it, too. If she posts a comment, I'll respond to it.


The Dark Wraith is glad to know yet another reader made it clear through this story, and maybe a young, future commenter is on the way.

Thu Nov 17, 04:37:29 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Greetings Charles2!

So, why don't you check out the Message Board? LOTS more chit chat!

- oddjob

Thu Nov 17, 04:56:41 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

You two know each other?!

Geez, why doesn't anyone ever invite me to the get-to-know-you weekend gatherings at the all-night diners?


The Dark Wraith needs to get out more often.

Thu Nov 17, 05:06:08 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Sure! He's another Americablog alumnus (that's where I remember him from). He's an Army vet. (officer, if I remember correctly).

He has his own blog, The Fulcrum, that Culture Ghost has linked to. He doesn't post daily and so I don't check it out as regularly as some I visit, but I go now & then & I've commented on his threads before.

- oddjob

Thu Nov 17, 07:57:54 PM EST  
 Charles2 blogged...

Dark Wraith, I will indeed have my daughter check out your posts and I'll be checking in to check on the progress of your next economics post. I have to say you've made it much more interesting - and entertaining - than my econ prof ever was able to.

Thanks for the props, oddjob.

Fri Nov 18, 08:17:59 AM EST  

       

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Special Post:
Judge in Libby Case Favors Protecting Classified Information

The Washington Post and the New York Daily News are reporting that indicted White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby appeared before U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton for arraignment on five felony charges of lying to a grand jury and to the FBI during an investigation into the public disclosure of the identity of non-official cover (NOC) operative Valerie Plame. The New York Daily News article describes Judge Walton—appointed to lower courts by Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush and appointed to his current seat by President George W. Bush—as a "'long-ball hitter' on sentencing [who] often cows defendants into copping pleas." The article goes on, however, to point out that Judge Walton has recently dismissed a case in which the FBI, itself, claimed that "classified information" would be revealed if the judge were to allow the complaint of official misconduct by a whistleblower within the agency to go to trial.

The case involved former FBI translator Sibel Edmonds, who alleged that information related to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, contained in communications in languages in which she was fluent, was not translated until after the attacks had occurred and that other translations were performed by either by individuals incapable of adequately understanding the nuances of the communiqués or by individuals she had already reported as giving evidence of having been compromised by interests possibly related to organizations and persons in the communiqués. Then-Attorney General John Ashcroft, through Justice Department lawyers, argued before Judge Walton that a "state secrets priviledge" precluded proceeding to trial and moved for dismissal. Judge Walton ruled in favor of the motion and noted in extension that "...the imminent threat of terrorism will not be eliminated any time in the foreseeable future, but is an endeavor that will consume our nation's attention indefinitely."

With regard to the current matter of the charges against Mr. Libby, in a statement released by his attorney, Joseph Tate, Mr. Libby made representations that news analysts interpreted as being the outline of a defense that would involved simple memory lapses that created the impression of incompatibilities among statements made at various times to the grand jury and to FBI investigators. It appears, however, that such outside speculation about how Libby's defense team will proceed is wide of the mark: because the judge who will preside in the case has shown a marked willingness to dismiss cases when "classified information" might be revealed, it is highly likely—in fact, it is almost inevitable—that Libby's counsel will immediately subpoena, and represent as crucial to their defense, information that the White House will decline to disgorged on the grounds that it contains classified information. A motion to dismiss will then be forthcoming from the defense table, and it will be in the hands of U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton to decide whether or not, based upon his own previous assertions and precedent, he will rule in favor of the motion.

Time will tell, though.



The Dark Wraith will let the matter drop... for the time being.

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 oldwhitelady blogged...

Good evening, Dark Wraith.

This doesn't sound good at all. I wonder if he can be talked into withdrawing from the case. Two have already withdrawn, and after reading your article, I'm now hoping a third will, too.

Darn! Can't anyone in this administration be brought down? They're rotten to the core, but nothing happens. How frustrating. Sheez!

Sat Nov 05, 11:52:15 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Old White Lady.

When I saw the Washington Post article mentioning that Libby was going to be arraigned before Judge Walton, I thought to myself, 'I know I've heard that name somewhere.' It was only when I saw the article in The New York Daily News—which mentioned only that he had dismissed a case because of classified information but didn't mention what case it was—that it hit me: Walton was the patsy who rolled over for Ashcroft and his gang against the rather famous Sibel Edmonds.

My Lord, of all the judges! A true-blue, Republicans-all-the-way-up-his-career, git-tuff-on-crime and throw-away-the-keys kind of guy. His only flaw is that he has a soft spot for corrupt, incompetent, public wrongdoers when they can sing "classified information."

Just you watch: Libby's lawyers are going to subpoena Cheney, and he's going to invoke "state secrets"; Libby's lawyers are going to subpoena CIA documents, and Goss is going to bawl "state secrets"; Libby's lawyers are going to subpoena State Department documents, and Rice is going to howl "state secrets"; and finally, Libby's lawyers are going to throw up their hands and say, "Your honor, we simply can't mount a defense under these circumstances. Please compel discovery or dismiss."


And the rest, the Dark Wraith will leave to your imagination.

Sun Nov 06, 12:16:28 AM EST  
 misty blogged...

Well for crap's sake. I bet you're right.

How maddening that these people can find a way to weasel themselves out of being brought to justice!

Mon Nov 07, 09:51:51 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Misty.

I swear, when I put two and two together and linked Walton to Sibel Edmonds, what bothered me the most was that it didn't shock me. It just seemed so much in the normal course of events.

Judge Walton has been in the judiciary system ever since the Reagan Administration. He's one of those "sleeper" judges inserted over the years by the radical Republicans and moved up the line over time. We're going to see more and more of his ilk showing up in case after case over the next three decades. Bush has been pumping these cats into the system, as had his father and Reagan. But Bill Clinton got nominees to the bench shot down repeatedly, especially if they weren't "moderate" enough for the Republicans who controlled Congress. Although I have great respect for Clinton, his Democratic Leadership Council had—and still has—this idea of accommodative civility in politics, and it ends up being nothing but appeasement in the hurricane of vicious politics the Republicans practice.

The Democrats have such a fear of confrontationalism that their timidity becomes just maddening as we watch them get plowed under time and time again.

Of course, the fate of the late Sen. Paul Wellstone might be a cautionary tale for those contemplating risks and rewards to taking stands too sharply at odds with the Republican agenda.

Oh. That's right. Wellstone died in a weather-related plane crash. Just about like Gov. Mel Carnahan, who went on after his death to trounce John Ashcroft (who would then go on to be appointed Attorney General by President George W. Bush). But I shouldn't bring up conspiracy theory nonsense about the electrical systems in planes simply shutting off... almost like those devices police departments will be able to get next year that make a fleeing suspect's car shut down from a directed electromagnetic pulse.

My bad.


The Dark Wraith gets carried away sometimes.

Mon Nov 07, 11:28:37 AM EST  
 SB Gypsy blogged...

Good Afternoon Dark Wraith,

Cool new dagger icons over there!


The case involved former FBI translator Sibel Edmonds,


The biggest shame is that she's now the former FBI translator. How many of our talented and professional public servants have gone bye bye because of Bushco's hubris??

Mon Nov 07, 01:18:06 PM EST  
 dread pirate roberts blogged...

evening mr wraith---libby will fall on his faux sword for cheney, and it won't hurt a bit. i'm shocked, shocked i tell you, that the fix is in.

Mon Nov 07, 10:11:30 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

As well you should be, Dread Pirate Roberts.

It sort of makes you wonder what it takes to stop all this insanity.

It's enough to drive a perfectly normal fellow to turn to alternate religion.


The Dark Wraith contemplates starting his own Church of the Highly Undaunted Realistic Liberalism.
[The Church of the HURL, as it were.]

Tue Nov 08, 01:57:08 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, SB Gypsy.

And one the ironies of the whole Sibel Edmonds story is that her supervisor—the incompetent SOB who didn't want to hear what she had to say—got promoted in the aftermath of what he did to her.

Never in my life have I seen such a consistent pattern not only of galloping incompetence, but of medals being handed out for making it to the Incompetent Olympics.


The Dark Wraith wonders how Mr. Bush can even stand with so many of those medals around his neck.

Tue Nov 08, 02:01:14 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

The Dark Wraith wonders how Mr. Bush can even stand with so many of those medals around his neck.

Well, he has told us being President is hard work......

- oddjob

Tue Nov 08, 02:06:50 AM EST  
 My Pet Goat blogged...

Hehehe...it's hard work hanging medals on other people too.

Bush's Wall of Shame

Tue Nov 08, 02:54:11 PM EST  

       

Friday, November 04, 2005

Analysis:
Index Portfolio Performance During the Bush Administration to Date

In the interest of providing a continuing report on the assessment by United States stock markets of the economic policies and achievements of the Bush Administration, returns on three stock index portfolios are herewith presented.

On January 22, 2001, which was the first day of trading after George W. Bush became President of the United States, three major indices stood at the following levels:

     Dow Jones Industrial Average: 10,578.24
     Standard & Poor's 500: 1342.9
     NASDAQ Composite: 2757.91

At the close of trading today, November 4, 2005, these same three averages stood at the following levels:

     Dow Jones Industrial Average: 10,530.76
     Standard & Poor's 500: 1220.14
     NASDAQ Composite: 2169.43

If an investor were to have formed a portfolio based upon each of these three indices and managed each in terms of composition and balance to track the relevant index properly, the investor would have earned the following total returns on investment:

     Dow Jones Industrial Average: —0.44%
     Standard & Poor's 500: —9.14%
     NASDAQ Composite: —21.34%

Expressing these returns on an annualized (that is, "percentage return per year compounded") basis, the results just presented are as follows:

     Dow Jones Industrial Average: —0.09% per year
     Standard & Poor's 500: —1.98% per year
     NASDAQ Composite: —4.89% per year

The above are nominal (that is, "not corrected for inflation") results. Taking into account the erosion of purchasing power (that is, "the effect of inflation") on portfolio value over the holding period requires adjusting the current portfolio value to its equivalent value on January 22, 2001. Using Bureau of Labor Statistics Consumer Price Index data for the 58 months from Janaury 2001 through September 2005 and projecting the October 2005 contribution from the trend line of the preceding nine months (since the October figures have not yet been released by the BLS), the following real return on investment (that is, "annualized rate of return on investment adjusted for inflation") would have accrued to each portfolio:

     Dow Jones Industrial Average: —2.81% per year
     Standard & Poor's 500: —4.65% per year
     NASDAQ Composite: —7.47% per year

In other words, an investor forming a portfolio tracking the Dow Jones Industrial Average from the beginning of the Bush Administration in January of 2001 would have suffered an annualized loss in real value of the portfolio of almost three percent; the investor forming a portfolio tracking the Standard & Poor's 500 over that period would have experienced an annualized loss in real value of the portfolio of more than four and a half percent; and the investor forming a portfolio tracking the NASDAQ Composite index over that period would have experienced an annualized loss in real value of the portfolio of about seven and a half percent.

From a well-balanced portfolio of the common stock of reasonably low-risk, very large public corporations to an equally well-balanced portfolio of the common stock of relatively riskier, small-cap public corporations, equity (that is, "stock") has offered negative returns in both nominal and real terms over the tenure of absolute Republican control of the Legislative and Executive Branches of the federal government. Because no reasonable analyst could argue that securities markets have a political bias, the figures presented above offer an objective assessment of the effect of the neo-conservative agenda on both the national economy and on investors relying upon the stewardship of the country's leaders in their responsible role of ensuring an environment conducive to capital appreciation. To the extent that individuals and households rely upon that capital accumulation for future income security, the Republican era that has marked the beginning of the 21st Century has been a failure.


The Dark Wraith does, however, recognize that neo-conservatives would encourage investors to applaud the negative returns Republican policies have fostered.

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 CottonSaddieMango blogged...

*Meow*, Dark Wraith.

Even us cats can see that the bush rule hasn't been too good for the stock investors. We guess the folks making the big money are the companies raking it in from the the war efforts.

We also think we can consider it lucky that the stocks haven't dropped more.

We know people think that all we (cats) are interested in is catnip, sleep, kitty litter, toys, birds, and mice, but that's not so. We also like to see what's happening in the world. We found your article to be good food for thought. Thanks for making it available.*Meow*

Sat Nov 05, 12:37:26 AM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

It's been fine for investors.
Its just as easy to make money shorting stock in a reliably poor economy, as it is to make money by going long in a reliably good economy.

Sat Nov 05, 12:52:30 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Anonymous.

No, it's not. Shorting stocks entails bearing risk that is different from the risk of going long. Speculating against a sub-martingale process constructs a fundamentally different risk profile and requires a strategic plan different from investing in accord with a process with positive trend bias.

Securities prices in a modern, First World economy have a positive trend bias: that is what's supposed to be reliable; and that's why "buy and hold" strategies are superior in most situations with regard to risk-adjusted portfolio returns. Only in retrospect can we say that there was some reliability to a negative trend bias. If it really were, a priori, reliable, may God help us.

This goes hand-in-hand with the concept of "reliability" in a deeper sense. The United States economy should not be "reliably" weak. To be able to assess the economy of the most powerful, the wealthiest, the most historically creative and dynamic nation on Earth as reliably weak is evidence of a structural, fundamental re-alignment of the substrate that propels its engine of vitality. The very notion that the economy would be "reliably weak" speaks to a permanent sea-change that ensures the ultimate devolution of this nation into some mere echo on the landscape of this young century.

I have no intention of yielding to the Communist Chinese thugocracy any more than I have intention to yield to the neo-conservative version of it right here in the U.S.

And I have no intention of having to go back through every blesséd financial model of portfolio control and management I ever learned and re-work everything to accommodate reliably negative securities price paths.


The Dark Wraith is w-a-a-a-y too old for that.

Sat Nov 05, 01:41:33 AM EST  
 dread pirate roberts blogged...

hello dark one.....

you don't suppose that the list of equities gaining value (or at least rising in price) would have any political info do you? some stocks are going up. i read that halliburton is a winner. also oil stocks. somebody's getting rich(er).

Sat Nov 05, 04:50:50 PM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good evening, Dread Pirate Roberts.

Very good question. Of course, in a down market, the winners have to be more than counterbalanced by the losers. The gains accruing to companies like Halliburton are at the expense of other companies not attached at the pork teat to this Administration.

What I should do is have a look at the composition of those in the winners' circle. I do know that even some companies well connected to the Bush Administration and the Republicans aren't doing all that great in terms of stock price. A great example of that is HCA, Inc., the company that's gotten Senator Frist in hot water.

Also, keep in mind that quite a few of the companies benefiting from neo-conservatism are private companies: gains those companies achieve aren't available to outside investors. Not only does that make their largesse off-limits to the Average Joe and Jane, it also makes their operations far less transparent financially and otherwise. I ran into an example of that awhile back because I was trying to investigate a company about which rumors were being whispered among conspiracy theorists. I honestly knew nothing about the firm, and when I went to get some financial information that would have helped me debunk what the conspiracy theorists were saying, I found out that the company was but one, private subsidiary of a whole, multinational matrix of private companies, most of which are incorporated in other countries (some in what could be described as "off-shore" deals). Really weird outfit, especially since I did find a cryptic little press release that seemed at least on the surface to indicate that there might be something to the conspiracy theorists' rumor. But as far as finding out much of anything, nope: private companies—especially those not domiciled in the U.S.—are in many ways black boxes.

Yes, the winners in this neo-conservative era are a-plenty, and those who invest in their stock can expect to garner some nice rewards. The problem is that constructing a portfolio only of select companies that are connected in one manner or another of the Doom Brigade in Washington leaves a portfolio to a greater or lesser extent improperly and inadequately balanced because of the lack of broad-based diversification of the investments in the portfolio. That's okay for huge investors; they have ways to overcome that kind of imbalance. But to average investors, the lack of proper diversification leaves the portfolio exposed to a kind of risk for which there can be no expected reward, and that's simply because the risk can be avoided.

One way or the other, Dread Pirate Roberts, you should feel a whole lot richer because Mr. Bush has been our President these past five glorious years.

Oh. That's right. You don't feel a whole lot richer.

That's okay. Neither do I.


The Dark Wraith firmly believes that misery loves company.

Sat Nov 05, 05:59:21 PM EST  
 Anonymous blogged...

Since the early 1980's it seems to me it hasn't been unusual for the oil companies' stock market valuations to move in a contrarian fashion to the market as a whole, and while I haven't systematically analyzed this, it makes intuitive sense to me.

When oil has been very cheap we have often had good economic times, but naturally in those times the oil companies have taken it on the chin.

When oil prices are high, the rest of the economy takes it on the chin.

- oddjob

ps: This is not to say that really cheap oil will guarantee general economic prosperity, but I would think expensive oil makes that prosperity very difficult, or impossible, to achieve and makes its opposite far more likely.

Sun Nov 06, 11:22:43 PM EST  

       

Special Analysis:
On Condemnation of Weakness

Over the past week, I have published two articles addressing current political matters. The article entitled The Color of the Whitewash is an epilogue to the three-part series, The Valerie Plame Scandal. Several days ago, I published the article, The Filibuster, the Quorum, and the Nuclear Exchange, offering some guidance on relevant standing rules of the Senate as they could be used in the matter of the approval of the nomination of Samuel Alito, Jr., as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States.

Let us be clear on the consequences of these two stories. In the matter of the outing of non-official cover operative Valerie Plame, a conspiracy was set forth and executed over a period of many months to construct false and misleading information; that information was provided to Congress and to the United Nations in order to induce those two bodies to authorize military action. The conspiracy had as one of its elements a forgery of unknown but suspect origin, and the exposure of that forgery was met by retribution that compromised an on-going intelligence operation that tracked weapons of mass destruction production and trafficking. One official of the Bush Administration was indicted, an official about whom very few people knew much of anything before his indictment. Hints of and allusions to continued investigation subsequent to the disbanding of the grand jury that issued the indictment have been followed on this week by thundering silence from the office of federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.

In the matter of Samuel Alito, Jr., the President of the United States has nominated a federal judge who has on numerous occasions written opinions, both for the majority and in dissent, that have been specifically addressed by the majority of his courts and/or of higher court, which have rejected and repudiated his reasoning and his unwillingness to adhere to precedent and plain language of the "settled" law. If Mr. Alito is appointed to the Supreme Court, his disregard for the rule of law and statutory construction will mean, among other things, that Roe v. Wade will be swept aside: the trimester test of the state's "compelling interest" in a fetus will be replaced by a direct and overarching compelling interest in that fetus's life, which means the state will have compelling interest in the body of any female (not "any woman"; any female) who has become impregnated or who could reasonably be believed to be capable of such. That will happen. It is not a possibility; it is a fact. Mr. Alito has demonstrated that his beliefs supercede law and has directly challenged both his own court and higher courts on this point. By the standards of careful and tempered wording of court opinions, Mr. Alito's views have been sharply rebuked, with terms like "guts the statutory standard" and "ignores our precedent": this is the language of courts directly addressing a judge whose thinking is incorrect and who needs to be told that his thinking is incorrect.

As if attempting by media power to head off a filibuster in the Senate of the vote on that nomination, CNN.com reports that two members of a so-called "centrist" coalition of Republicans and Democrats have already said that a filibuster is "unlikely"; but absent direct and dramatic action in the form of a filibuster, Mr. Alito will become an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States of America. Once that happens, this country will materially, fundamentally, and over a period of only a few years change for the rest of our lives.

In response to the article about how a filibuster and a denial of quorum would work, the astute and articulate commentator Lisa Renee of Liberal Common Sense wrote in part as follows:

While I agree with your description of the process, it will not happen.

[E]ven if this did happen? You would not stop Alito from being appointed. The President could use his Recess Appointment powers.

The average american would not understand why the Democrats were stopping the government. The Democrats would be blamed and that could very well help the Republicans gain even more seats. A rather large risk to take.

Lisa Renee is correct that a denial of quorum move is highly unlikely, and it is important to make clear the purpose of the article suggesting it. In modified form, the following was my response.

Although it is highly unlikely, stranger things have happened. It looks like a few leading Democrats are finally getting desperate enough to take the Senate into very unusual territory: the call by Reid to a closed session did not garner anywhere near the backlash that it could have, despite the attempt by some media outlets to give the Republicans more than their fair share of on-air whine-time about the outrage of it all.

A number of Democrats have by now noticed that the incident did not cause them to burst into flames and lift away in a puff of unpopular smoke. That simple observation will give them the incentive and the courage to push further and harder with dramatic (and theatrical) means. It is unfortunate that John Conyers was largely ignored for some of his displays, but he can be rightfully credited for leading the way to what we are now beginning to see as media coverage of the schism that has existed for at least several years in the upper chamber of Congress, known historically for a high degree of civility and a distinctively less rowdy decorum than the House of Representatives.

All of that having been said—and drifting perilously close to talking about the frame within the frame of political discourse—I am laying down in my run of recent posts an insurmountable challenge to the Democrats, giving them evidence of a voice that has become entirely disenchanted of all of them in their political activities. All of them.

Although the rhetoric of my articles can alienate some who believe most of the Democratic elected officials are good people, my purpose is to cut them no slack until they actually cause something to happen that is not on the Republican agenda.

You will have noticed, I am sure, that I have absolutely no use whatsoever for the outcome of Fitzgerald's investigation: perhaps the indictment of Libby contributed to the recent drop into the basement of Bush's popularity, but it did nothing—absolutely nothing—to change his course of action in either tactical moves or in strategic direction: the man went right out of that little Fitzgerald media event and nominated a Right-wing radical to serve as an Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court. Bush showed no penitence, no sense of willingness to reconcile to a more moderate tone, and no new-found self-control over his obsession with the narrow, mentally unbalanced base of support he has among religious extremists and their sycophants.

After Ronald Reagan's cabal of Poindexter, North, Abrams, et al. was crushed, the greybeards of the Republican Party—a Party that still had reasoned, decent politicians who could command respect—jerked Reagan back from his heady, self-delusional inattention that had twice so infatuated that previous electorate who got a kick out of his simplistic mean-spiritedness. GOP politicians who cared about the Republic set him straight, and the nation was able to emerge from his era relatively unscathed despite the recklessness of his first term and part of his second.

That will not happen with George W. Bush. He is as reckless and incompetent now as he was when he first entered the Oval Office. He will have a phony "shake-up" of his inner circle at the end of this year, but it will be only for show. He is incapable of rectifying his own flaws, and there are no Republicans remaining who have the moral standing to rake him over the coals and make him change.

That leaves the matter to the Democrats, that ineffectual, cowardly cabal of men and women who have stood as some sort of miserable but loyal opposition as the neo-conservatives have wrecked the landscape of the 21st Century with their unprincipled, ill-informed, Freshman-level social engineering stunt.

Nevertheless, the matter is in the Democrats' hands. It is only when material, overwhelming, unapologetic, very public revulsion to Mr. Bush is displayed from the top of the Democratic Party down that average Americans in undeniable majorities will become comfortable with finally listening to their inner sense that he is now and always has been wrong. It is still far too easy to fear letting that feeling out, even though I am certain that many people who voted for him in 2004 knew very well, deep down inside, that it was a bad, bad move. And I am not talking about big "disapproval ratings" pumped out by polling organizations. I am talking about widespread revulsion against George W. Bush, his entire cadre of fellow travelers, the Religious Right that drools all over the hope he brings of some mythical Apocalypse, and the assorted hate-mongers of social "reform" who fantasize about casting us back to the age of robber-barons and millions living in below-subsistence-wage squalor.

My sense is that, although a number of bloggers and commentators genuinely agree with me to a greater or lesser extent about the miserable weakness of the Democrats, there is a sense that I am on my own for the time being in taking such a hard and unforgiving stance against them.

If, as time goes along, I don't get shot or otherwise have my blog and by butt turned into randomized electrons racing away to the four corners of the universe, then perhaps more people who share my earnest desire for a different future will become comfortable with expressing their frustrations at the entirety of the Democratic Party. When and if that happens, the Democratic leadership will pay very strict attention. I don't think bloggers realize that their sentiments are beginning to be noticed by the big players in the Party. And I'm not talking about attention being paid only to the giant graffiti blogs; I'm talking about attention being paid to what I call Blogosphere Left 2.0, which is getting a whole lot of attention—albeit quiet and from the shadows—of the big dogs of the Party. They're still not sure whether Blogosphere Left 2.0 is going to amount to much, but there are definite indications that they want to make sure that these medium-level blogs are in their corner come 2008. If those heavy hitters in the Party see Blogosphere Left 2.0 turning uniformly sour on them, they're going to react. They can't silence us, so they're going to have to accommodate us. If we're chopping every one of their candidates to shreds for being cowardly, ineffective straight men to the Republican comedy engine of doom, they're going to do what they can to appease us, lest we turn in big droves to a love affair with Green Party or Libertarian Party candidates.

That's how I see it, but I don't see it as a certainty. Blogosphere Left 2.0 might very well fizzle out instead of continuing to rise in importance. Whatever the case, though, we will make ourselves far more compelling if we give the
Democratic politicians a goal they will have a hard and risky time achieving.

We as bloggers sit in an amazing position right now: we still have within our power the opportunity to be as meaningful as we choose to be. We serve ourselves well if we seize that opportunity as a call to change the course of the nation rather than as a duty to stroke their egos on the rare occasions that the Democrat politicians do a neat little trick for the crowds. Those Democrats who want our support simply must find a way to stop the madness that has launched the 21st Century on its frightful descent of the Republic into Hell that is becoming more and more real for tens of millions of Americans even as our feckless Democrat "leaders" look on wringing their hands.

That, I submit to you, makes this a great moment in history. We can change the future materially, but only if we remain true to just cause rather than faithful to failed leadership, be that leadership of the mean and spiteful Republicans or of the sallow and ineffectual Democrats.


It is not the way of the Dark Wraith to praise the wretchéd.

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 My Pet Goat blogged...

Good morning Mr. Wraith,

But damn! That was good!

Fri Nov 04, 10:08:11 AM EST  
 trailertrash blogged...

Good Morning, Dark Wraith.

I have to agree with My Pet Goat!

Fri Nov 04, 10:27:44 AM EST  
 PeterofLoneTree blogged...

"Bush showed no penitence, no sense of willingness to reconcile to a more moderate tone, and no new-found self-control over his obsession with the narrow, mentally unbalanced base of support he has among religious extremists and their sycophants". (Emph: PoLT)

For more information on just how crazy this bunch of whackos are, I recommend the following works:
"Bush Is No Gibbering Halfwit, He's Worse ... He's A Moral Imbecile"
http://tinyurl.com/5tezp

"Is Bush Insane?"
http://tinyurl.com/2sq32

"The Madness of George W. Bush: A Reflection of Our Collective Psychosis"
http://tinyurl.com/5bstw

This last essay is part of an ongoing project of Paul Levy, whose website at http://www.awakeninthedream.com/html/ contains these works:

"Art-Gathering Called Global Awakending" NEW!
"Diagnosis: Psychic Epidemic"
"The Stuff Of Which Dreams Are Made"
"As Viewed, So Appears"
"Spiritually Informed Political Activism"
"Time to Wake Up"
Article Library on Dreaming and Spirituality
Article Library on George W. Bush's Insanity

Fri Nov 04, 10:39:07 AM EST  
 Eric A Hopp blogged...

Dark Wraith: Great Post!

I'm not sure who to be more pissed at--the right-wingnuts and George Bush sending this country over a cliff, or the current Democratic Party leaders who quiver at standing up and opposing Bush for fear of being labled as "unpatriotic" or committing treason. And yet, when you look at the left blogosphere, you will a lot of people who are angry at where this president is taking out country. And these bloggers are not shy about calling Bush some rather nasty names.

They are also not shy about criticizing the Democrats either--through blog posts or comments. I've seen many a comment on different blogs from people saying the Democratic Party needs new blood, new ideas, new policies. You mentioned that bloggers feel like they're on their own. That may be so. But the Democratic Party has got to start listening to these bloggers since they are front line soldiers for creating those new ideas and policies that the Democratic Party sorely needs. It would be tragic for the Democratic Party if they decided to defect to the Green or Libertarian parties en mass (The Republicans would certainly love that in the short term for it would split the Democratic Party, and could keep their government majority safe for four to eight years). But while that would be the end of the Democratic Party as we know it, it could give rise to either the Green or Libertarian Party as the second of the two-party systems. I don't think it will give rise to a multi-party system, not with how the current campaign financing system keeps the two big parties in power.

For now, I'll continue to do my part in reading, posting, and commenting in the blogosphere as the lowly foot soldier. Hopefully we can all make a difference.

Fri Nov 04, 04:55:47 PM EST  
 dread pirate roberts blogged...

once again you have nailed it sir wraith. i do, however, think that the libby indictment is at least another prospective nail in the bushco coffin. unfortunately he will, like the disarmed and delegged black knight in the monty python piece, go on ruling as tho he still has arms and legs unless the feckless dems lop off his metaphoric, administrative head. well, i've mangled and mixed metaphors enough for one day.

agreed! keep the dems feets to the fire.

Sat Nov 05, 05:15:31 PM EST  
 Lisa Renee blogged...

First, thank you Dark Wraith.

I share alot of your feeling towards the Democratic Party, especially the party leadership. It is why I do not consider myself a Democrat. I do not feel merely replacing Republicans with Democrats will solve the majority of problems we have.

Not to turn this response into a novel, but I firmly believe that our founding fathers did not intend for us to have a two party system. Infact several of them warned us about the perils of political parties. Having that belief does not make one popular on some of the sites on the right or the left at times.

Your posting was honest and frankly that is what we need more of.

Sat Nov 05, 10:56:53 PM EST  
 Wordlackey blogged...

Your statemanlike phrasing and pacing is (or should be) legend. Bravo!

I'm in agreement with everything you say. While I will often deign to vote Democratic, I do generally feel it just encourages them. I don't consider myself a Democrat. I believe they deserve whatever opprobrium is heaped on their house.

I sometimes sense that criticism of the actions (or non-actions) of Democratic members of Congress is met with an attitude of condescension, as if the poor inhabitants of the hinterlands can't possibly truly understand the tactical maneuverings necessary at the high levels of government and legislature. That, I say, is a wretched excuse used by these poltroons to avoid taking action. They show themselves only willing to uphold the status quo and little else.

I say the time of placating and negotiation is done. Those in the White House have shown themselves devoid of legality and honor. If the Democrats can't act honorably and forcefully in contervailing manner, fuck 'em. If they can't earn my respect through their actions, I refuse to pretend they represent me just to make nice or present some false image of solidarity with them.

[Wordlackey mutters more incoherent words under his breath and exits stage left.]

Mon Nov 07, 01:52:23 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

Good morning, Wordlackey.

I remember a time of powerful oratory matched by brilliant parliamentarianism. I am old enough to remember stunning maneuvers in the chambers of Congress. This era would sadden me were I not so infuriated by its incessantly craven politicians.

And I do sense that attitude of "the American people just don't understand the nuances of the Congress, and they simply want what we cannot in this time deliver." In a corporation, that's when you say, "Then we'll find people who can accomplish what we want."

"It can't be done" is answered by, "No, it can't be done by you." The employee facing a boss like that hates it, but that's how innovation is accomplished. Perhaps on a Little League team, it's okay to have weak players swing the bat; but we cannot be forgiving and accommodative in this, the highest game of the land: in the end, this isn't a game; this is the future of our republic that is at stake.


The Dark Wraith just hopes the Democrats at the grass roots have the will to fire the fools they have so long supported

Mon Nov 07, 11:05:09 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan were considered deadly adversaries. Yet they conducted their war within the bounds of established civility (a Victorian sensibility, I know) despite Darrow’s supporting the winds of change, and Bryan resisting that change with every weapon in his redoubtable arsenal. Darrow was the more formidable intellect, though Bryan’s oratorical skills were said to move mountains. Old school values vs. the jazz age – you would think they hated each other; prayed daily for the others imminent demise, as today’s politicos do of their enemies. Not so. Both men were born during the Civil War, and shared much in common; each respected the other – thought they vehemently disagreed over the most infinitesimal things. Nowhere today can that deep-seated civility be found. I cannot even think of a single statesman that shares Darrow’s intellectual prowess, unless it be Clinton, and he squandered that by giving in to personal demons.

I was raised very differently than most. My family was, quite simply, insane; but with that basic instability came artistic vision and some very facile minds. My father was a self educated man – I learned soccer, music and the ability to debate everything down to its finest point. My mother was a manic-depressive in love with the English language, and possessing a photographic memory. I grew up knowing my Keats and Shelley as well as the back of my own hand. Words were weapons, thinking quickly on your feet a necessity – it was harsh, but I learned how to use my mind. You had to be quick to survive in my family. As a result, I would stack my abilities against any in Congress today. But that’s not how it should be. They should be doing the leading.

So why is it thugs and soprano-wannabe’s have hijacked the same government Darrow and Bryan fought for and over? Democrat or Republican – I tar them all with the same brush. (Frankly, I doubt half even know who Darrow and Bryan were, let alone how they managed to work more or less together for the good of the country. Differing visions, yes; but always for America, not against). As for acumen – please! Why I could fell any one of our current crop of tin plate Congressmen with the tip of my tongue. Where are the towering intellects – the best and the brightest? Here, mostly – right? Rallying a coalition of interested bystanders – all looking for a way to matter. So, Dark Wraith – you have defined the problem. We are all here; listening. What else do you plan to do?

Fri Nov 11, 12:23:26 AM EST  
 Dark Wraith blogged...

I will do for the time being what I have been doing: I will address them in a disrespectful and forthright manner, and I shall give none of them quarter. They have failed: they have failed me, they have failed us, they have failed the Constitution, they have failed the Republic. They ran like cowards from the outrage of the theft of the Election in 2000; they ran like cowards from demanding Bush's head for letting the attacks of September 11, 2001, happen; they ran like cowards from their duty to expose the lies in the run-up to the war in Iraq; and now they run like cowards from the installation of one Right-wing whacko after another to the United States Supreme Court.

Where in God's name have they put down their foot and stopped this? At what point did they rally their constituents and supporters to go into the newspapers, television and radio stations, and the wire services and start bitch-slapping the national media for libelous journalism? And on that point, which Democrat has called for a boycott of The New York Times to send a signal to every newspaper in the United States that turning into a propaganda organ, no matter how sorry you say you are after the damage has already been done, means your time as a force in the American media is over and finished?

When do we get to start acting like old-time parents who bring out a belt instead of a Barney-style You're-Perfect-Just-the-Way-You-Are song?

To the extent that the Democratic politicians ignore me, they do so at the risk—small as it may be—that a growing audience will hear and begin, out of sheer frustration, to agree with me.

To the extent that the Democratic leaders would make the terrible mistake of turning their attention to condemning me, they do what I cannot by myself do: they instantly legitimize me.

They won't make that mistake, which means I must keep writing as if I will have only myself to blame if the future turns out to be as awful as I fear.

The alternative to that future might be one just as bad, one where the land is scorched by rebellion. As I have asked before, who yet is willing to have an American version of running street battles in the Warsaw Ghetto? Who yet is willing to charge into a mass of club-wielding street thugs ready to have a Kristallnacht right here in an American city? Who yet is willing to be declared a terrorist, stipped naked, paraded before a sick, voyeuristic American audience for all to revile? Who yet is ready to be shot dead in the back on a campus? Who yet is ready to tear down the Democratic Party and humiliate its standard-bearers in raging protests against their cowardice? Who yet is ready to turn off their televisions and radios and say "NO!" to any and all consumer products produced by corporations that are parties to and beneficiaries of both the Right-wing Republican agenda and the Democratic engine of appeasement?

My assessment is that just about nobody is yet ready for that. Any willingness on my own part is not the product of healthy vigor, but rather the howl of a life that has been wonderfully eclectic but miserably unproductive and woefully, irresponsibly inadequate.

First, people must become angry; and they won't be angry enough until they realize that, not only have the Republicans dispensed with the American experiment in open, social liberalism, but the Democrats were too cowardly to stop them in their tracks.

That means I must keep writing until either the Democratic leaders reform themselves or until they are plowed under in the winds of something perhaps almost as bad as the extremist Republican coup d'état that was in the making for so many years.

But I'll keep writing. I can do that pretty well sometimes.

Maybe many folks will read what I write.


The Dark Wraith cannot imagine that happening, though; but surprises sometimes happen.

Fri Nov 11, 01:49:30 AM EST  
 The Fat Lady Sings blogged...

You write well, Dark Wraith, as always. You call us to arms; exhorting us all to batter the walls of Congress with – what? With words? We can do that – most already have. I am thinking of the more concrete. Not physical, necessarily; just pro-active. I agree with you – so do we all or we would not come. You have an interesting group of eclectic, intelligent committed people here. Most of us began blogging as a reaction to the darkness we see enveloping our country. In my case, it was more of a primal scream – I had to do something, and my weapon has always been my mind.

When I asked what will you do - I meant what are your plans for this forum? You are a good leader, my dear – and you enjoy it, which is more important than most people think. So I ask again – what will you do? Why is the spotlight on blogs like dKos, when the brain trust is right here? You, Shakes Sis, Pam’s; indeed all of us, can begin to work more in concert in an effort to affect change. Its part of what I was touching on in my posted reply regarding the sudden expansion of your blog universe. The connections we all have can be explored even further – six degrees of it’s a small world.

Well – something to chew on, anyway. Perhaps I am being obtuse. Been a long and unsatisfying week – I’ve always been a creature of action, and watching trepidatious Democrats chaffs my ass. It seems to mirror what’s been going on nationwide – a kind of malaise, almost like an infection – no one doing anything. Perhaps you have the cure.

Fri Nov 11, 02:43:17 AM EST