This is the second installment in a series on tax reform. As noted last week in the first installment,
"A Bad Idea for Tax Reform," President Bush in January created a commission to study and make recommendations for overhauling the U.S. tax system. Many progressive economists see recommendations by a commission comprising primarily those sympathetic to broader neo-conservative economic goals as a means by which the Bush Administration can gain cover for radical overhaul of taxes that will favor the wealthy and military/industrial interests at the expense of those not favored in their agenda as that plan has been laid out in documents produced by groups such as the Project for the New American Century.
Although most people are aware of the "tax cuts" enacted by the Republican Congress at the behest of the Bush Administration, perhaps not as many understand that these obvious changes in the tax code were only part of a systematic and subtle re-alignment of that tax code to shift the burden of taxes toward income generated by labor and away from income generated by capital. The degradation of estate taxes enacted in the last Congress is an example: while publicly using anecdotal evidence of people of modest means suffering heavy taxation on the modest estates of their deceased benefactors, little was said about the overwhelming benefit of eliminating estate taxes accruing to the massive estates of the very wealthy in intergenerational transfer.
Another example of the shift of the tax burden to labor can be found in the elimination of the so-called "double tax" on dividends. Those in favor of this "reform" pointed to the obvious unfairness of taxing income at the corporate level and then taxing as ordinary income upon stockholders any part of those corporate earnings that were received as by individuals as dividends. Virtually no mention was ever given in the run-up to that vote the fact that dividends accruing to corporations that hold stock in other corporations were already partially exempt from taxation. Moreover, despite the claim that some substantial amount of all dividend distributions accrue to "ordinary" people investing in the stock market, a number of financial instruments already exist that cause dividends to roll back into investments and thereby avoid taxation. Effectively, the vast majority of the benefit from elimination of the double taxation of dividends was realized by those who are large-scale shareholders and/or insiders in corporations, along with those corporations that hold subsidiaries from which they want to drain cash flow through dividends issued by the subsidiaries.
From Here to ThereThe current tax system in the United States is based upon progressivity of the marginal tax rate for both individuals and corporations: as taxable income rises, the last dollar of that income is subject to a higher and higher tax rate. As pointed out last week, this does not mean that
all income gets taxed at a higher and higher rate as income rises: it means only that higher and higher
tiers ("brackets") of income get so taxed.
That progressivity has as one of its consequences the taxation of capital in a focused way: individuals who make more money are more likely to have a larger percentage of that income generated by investments rather than by the sweat of their brow. Anecdotally, the wealthy entrepreneur George Soros, whose financial portfolio is estimated in the billions, declared that the elimination of the double taxation on dividends alone was a boon in the tens of millions dollars to him, indicating that an extraordinary amount of his annual income is generated by capital investments he has made, primarily, it must be presumed, by acquiring ownership positions in corporations.
It must, therefore, be an important feature of tax reform for the neo-conservatives that progressivity be drained from the tax structure. That has already been in the works for years.

The number of tiers of income subject to higher and higher marginal tax rates in the United States was in overall decline at the point where the Reagan Administration and a compliant Congress reduced to three the number of tax brackets. Furthermore, the highest marginal tax rate has been falling, as well.
Even though the number of tax brackets is now higher than it was during the Reagan Administrationthanks in no small part to none other than President George Herbert Walker Bushthe desire to level out the tiers is just as strong as ever, but there is just not enough political will to do away entirely with tiers of progressively higher marginal tax rates, and that indicates something quite important about how the neo-conservatives must proceed if they are to switch the U.S. tax system from one that is progressive to one that is not. This article will conclude with a means by which that neo-conservative fear of openly attacking progressive taxation can be used against them as they attempt to furtively do away with it via a national sales tax.
As the dynamics are now moving, though, the tax structure is slipping decidedly toward something closer and closer to a straight, proportional income tax, while at the same time easing down the tax rates on the upper tiers of income, where it is more likely to be the result of investments rather than labor. It could be argued, then, that a proportional income tax structure, rather than a progressive one, is just a matter of time. It would, therefore, seem to be in the interest of those who want this kind of a tax system to merely bide their time: simply get sympathetic politicians to continually press for more "tax cuts" and "tax relief" as a pretext for eventually, quietly, and without undue notice, achieving the final goal of a perfectly proportional tax structure that assesses the same percentage tax rate on all income, no matter how large it might be.
The problem is that this would be like trying to move a large pig sty into the living room of the American House of Tax Code. It might work to put some of the walls in, convincing everybody that it's merely redecoration for functionality. It might even work to put the slop troughs in, convincing everybody that it's a dining room for unwanted relatives; but sooner or later, the pigs have to be brought in, and everybody's going to notice them, even when folks are assured that the pigs are nothing but house maids hired to make life easier.

Pigs are not people, and just about everybody can tell that: a proportional tax is not a progressive tax, and just about everybody can tell that, too. Sooner or later, the American Electoratefully and for almost a century living in a country that taxes the rich more than the pooris going to see that the system has fundamentally changed to the favor of the rich. Eventually, those good voters might also figure out, were the tax rate the same for everybody, that people who make a lot of money without lifting a finger to do a day's real work get to pay the same tax rate as those who bust their hump and have barely enough to cover their bills. And perhaps just as importantly, this favor is accruing to a tiny, powerful class of folks, while the vast majority of tax revenues the government is pulling in come from a staggering majority of people in the United States, taxpayers who make less than a tenth of what the small, American aristocracy makes, as evidenced by the income distribution graphic at left.
Plastic Surgery for PigsEnter the national sales tax. In last week's installment in this series, the story of two brothers, Byron and Barton Binkwater, was told. These brothers made significantly different incomes; but under a national sales tax, the wealthier of the two actually paid a
lower tax rate on income, simply because poorer people use far more of their total income on consumption, which would be what is taxed under a national sales tax. This example went to the heart of the old saying in macroeconomics that a proportional tax on sales is a regressive tax on income.
In this way, a national sales tax is
more than a dream-come-true for wealthy people: it's not even a
proportional income tax; it's a
regressive income tax. That means, the richer a person is, the smaller the percentage of his total income that gets paid in federal taxes: this would be a tax structure that actually rewards the rich for their propensity to save at higher rates, which by no small coincidence means rewarding
future income generated from capital rather than from actual work. This, then, is a prescription for the rich to get richer, year over year and generation over generation. Better still, in its relatively purer forms, a national sales tax could be sold as an enormous tax simplification since a check-out register tax wouldn't require people to go through the yearly nightmare of filing federal income tax forms that sometimes vex even tax professionals. And for one more thing, a national sales tax would promote that old-fashioned notion that saving is better than consuming. A national sales tax has so many promotable features that lower income folks might not notice that it's a regressive tax on income.
The Smell Comes ThroughUnder a national sales tax, purchases would be socked with some added percentage of the retail price, but income put into long-term savings would not be taxed. This would give people at least some incentive to put more money into savings. People who don't make much would have more of a problem with this than people who make a lot, since every dollar saved would be a larger percentage of disposable income, and few would be so bold as to argue that saving money is a good substitute for consumption. More importantly, even though that money in the savings accounts could be used
later for consumption, "later" is not a good substitute for "now." It just isn't. Whereas a well-to-do person is going to have plenty of money both now and in the future, the poorer person isn't going to have both at the same time. Creating a tax incentive for future consumption constitutes a coëercion to accept more of a less desirable good and less of a more desirable one.
But businesses and individuals who are capital investors by virtue of their greater disposable income are going to have a field day. As the amount of savings rises, banks and other lending institutions will have a greater supply of lendable funds; and with greater supply will comes lower interest rates. That means businesses will have a lower cost of capital, and individuals with the means to invest will be able to use more leverage in their long-term investments, which will enhance the so-called "gains to leverage" they realize by using more debt in their total investment money. It will also serve to give businesses more of the same incentive: rather than issuing equity to grow, they will be able to use more debt because it is becoming cheaper.
Ah, but this same lower interest rate environment should help the less well-off, too, since lower interest rates mean mortgage-backed loans should be cheaper. Well, that would depend upon whether or not houses are subjected to the national sales tax. If they are, they become just another consumption item whose purchase gets deterred by that tax. If they aren't, a whole world of complications arise. New homes would start to be sold as packages including all manner of big-ticket consumption items that would otherwise be exposed to the national sales tax; money borrowed to "improve" a home could be the subject of redirection as exempt expenditures having nothing to do with the house and land, themselves; and the wealthy would howl that they need exemption from tax on two, three, or maybe more properties they want to own. Yes, purchases of homes would probably end up being exempted, but that will turn into a way by which the wealthy can turn the national sales tax to their advantage, making it even more regressive than by its nature it already is.
In Defense of Pigs: The Classical Economists and Economic GrowthBefore the world of Keynesian economists, who held that government had a duty to help the poor and to stabilize the economy, Classical economists ruled the world of economics. They believed first and foremost that
long-run growth was all that mattered. Regardless of whether or not there were short-term business cycles, as long as the economy was on a long-run growth path, the situation was just fine. This meant that they were unconcerned about the misery and poverty of the working class; and structural shifts in the economy that left millions of people starving were irrelevant because, in the long run, the labor supply would adapt to the new technologies and become complementary to them. Technological change that displaced workers, families, households, even entire
classes of people were merely the necessary way of an economy as it grew. The government had no business interfering with business by burdening it with regulations and laws, in general, and consumer protection and labor considerations in particular.
The labor supply would adjust, even if it required time measured in generations and wrecked lives measured in the tens or hundreds of millions.
To this end, then, any structure of taxation that attends to differentially taking capital from the rich is certainly bad because it is the wealthy who finance the engine of entrepreneurial innovation, business formation, and enterprise growth. Without those who can afford to invest, there will be no jobs for those who choose a lesser life.
And yes, the Classical economists firmly believed that unemploymentand that means
all unemploymentis voluntary. This point is pressed home in most principles of macroeconomics textbooks; for example, in Chapter 6 ("Economic Growth, Business Cycles, Unemployment, and Inflation") of the popular undergraduate textbook,
Economics, 5th Ed. (2003), McGraw Hill/Irwin, author David Colanderby no means a "liberal" economistthe point is pounded in with eerily parsimonious objectivity.
More to the point of the Classical economists' philosophy was a "law" of economics that years ago, under the onslaught of the progressive, demand-side Keynesians, fell into much-deserved disrepute but has now managed to become unassailably doctrinal to their neo-conservative progeny. It's called "Say's Law":
Supply creates its own demand; and on the face of it, the logic is deceptively reasonable.
When investment is made by those capable of such endeavors, factory capacity expands; and in so growing, the need for labor is increased. As more workers are employed, their households have more income with which to demand the very goods and services that are being produced by the factories that gave them jobs in the first place. As they want and can afford more goods and services, those in a position to invest can add capacity, which will create even more jobs, which will increase demand even more.
Supply creates its own demand.
Nice proposition, but it doesn't work. First, providing the wealthy with the means to invest in enterprises that will create jobs doesn't mean they will actually
do that; and even if they do invest, there is no assurance at all that they will invest in technologies that are labor intensive. In fact, they would be crazy to invest in technologies that require large numbers of workers when they can invest in machinery that will actually
replace workers. Moreover, even if those wealthy, entrepreneurial sorts actually do invest in technologies that need lots of workers, they're going to put those factories where they can draw from a labor supply curve that provides the lowest prevailing wage rates possible consistent with the skills needed. That means factories and other hotbeds of employment will be built where labor is cheap.
And guess where labor is
not cheap. That's right: here in the United States.
So if wealthy people invest, they're going to invest in the substitutes for labor like machinery, computers, and robotics. If they must invest in industries that are labor intensive, they're going to do so in other countries where they can exploit workers who have not a clue that they could have better lives if they organized and resisted the temptation of subsistence wages.
This is, of course, fine to the current breed of Republicans. Although they'll pander for votes to the working class, they draw their inspiration from those who saw individuals and households of workers as distractions worthy of the academic considerations only of the socially conscious who didn't understand that the
process is what matters, not the
state of the economy and the difficulties of its laborers at any given moment or in any given generation.
Moving the Pigs into the Living RoomGiven the utter resolution with which historical taxation trends seem to be moving toward some kind of regressive tax on income masquerading as a proportional tax on sales, it would be a favor to the neo-conservatives and their Republican political enablers to perhaps allow the national sales tax to become the system for the United States. This might seem at first wrong to simply surrender one of the most basic parts of the whole economic world of the 20th Century; but a relatively modest twist might make it not only fair in some national sense, but also preserve the core value the neo-cons were claiming to promote.
To show how this would be done, the continuing saga of the brothers Byron and Barton Binkwater must be revived. Recall that Byron makes $20,000 a year, and Barton makes $80,000 a year. Both of them need to spend $8,000 just to keep going, and any expenditures over and above this fulfill consumptive
wants, not actual
needs. As demonstrated in the last installment in this series, in a world where a 15% national sales tax was applied to their consumption, and both Byron and Barton saved every penny they didn't simply have to spend to keep body and soul together, the numbers worked out as follows:
Byron spends his $8,000, on which is assessed a 15% tax; so his national sales tax bill is
15%×$8,000 = $1,200,
so this means Byron pays an
income tax rate of
$1,200÷$20,000 = 6%.
Barton spends his $8,000, on which the same 15% tax is assessed; so his national sales tax bill is the same
15%×$8,000 = $1,200,
so this means Barton pays an
income tax rate of
$1,200÷$80,000 = 1.5%.
This demonstrates that, by any measure one would choose for a definition of "fairness," this national sales tax is beating up poor Byron quite a bit more than it's bothering his brother Barton.
It will serve the purposes of what is about to be proposed if we now introduce the Binkwater brothers' old friend, Mary Ann Mirthmutton, a wealthy entrepreneur who earns $240,000 per year. Now, Mary Ann has a darned good argument that she deserves every penny of what she makes, considering that she grew her business from the ground up, working long days and nights to the end of ensuring that her business flourished and she was able to employ a number of people, one of whom is Byron, whom readers might recall works at the EZ-Lube on the south-east side of town, a franchise that Mary Ann just happens to own. As coincidence would have it, even Barton owes his job to Mary Ann, considering that she's a significant shareholder in Purcell's Parts, where Barton is a junior executive primarily because Mary Ann saw to it that he was given a shot at the executive ranks.
If Mary Ann is an extraordinarily frugal woman who spends only that which is absolutely necessary, shejust like Byron and Bartonwill spend $8,000 and thereby be exposed to the 15% national sales tax only on that part of her earnings. Doing the numbers for Mary Ann returns the following:
She spends her $8,000, on which is assessed a 15% tax; so her national sales tax bill is
15%×$8,000 = $1,200.
This means she pays an
income tax rate of
$1,200÷$240,000 = 0.5%.
That's right: under a consumption tax designed as a 15% national sales tax, Mary Ann's income tax rate is just half-a-percent.
Of course, this means Mary Ann is going to have incentive to save quite a bit of the $232,000 she doesn't absolutely need to spend, thereby contributing to the pool of lendable funds that can be borrowed by other businesses to grow. But even the most stalwart of the New Right Republicans are not going to want their low-income constituents to hear about this kind of nonsense.
Recall that Barton Binkwater would have to have used $32,000 in consumption spending before he would have hit Byron's 6% income tax rate; and the problem is magnified in Mary Ann's situation: she could spend a whopping $96,000 before she'd be paying the same 6% tax rate on income that Byron pays just by purchasing his necessities of life. (Mary Ann spending $96,000 and paying 15% sales tax would pay a total of $14,400 in sales tax, which is 6% of her $240,000 income.)
Any politician worth his or her most earnest and righteous bluster could hammer the point of this unfairness like a wood stake through the heart of a Republican standing up for such an obviously, egregiously anti-working class tax outrage. But a compromise is available, one that would accept a national sales tax, encourage savings, discourage consumption, and yet still retain at least some hint of the old gospel of progressive income taxes that the neo-conservatives fear killing off in broad daylight.
Let the Pork Barbeque BeginFirst, regardless of how a consumption tax would actually work, there would have to be a sound definition of what constituted "savings": throwing money into a checking account for 29 days isn't savings. Neither is putting money into the stock market for six months.
Buying something like a house is controversial because the primary purpose of a home is to consume the flow of amenities arising from living there. The capital gain realized through sale is not the primary reason for purchasing shelter, or at least it shouldn't be. That having been noted, the gain is, in retrospect, the product of a long-term capital investment decision, even though in most cases a considerable amount of the money used for the capital investment came from a lender, with actual income of the homeowner only slowly replacing that huge punch of someone else's money that was used up front to make the buy.
One way or the otherand there would be a whole lot of wrangling on what asset purchases were true savings rather than consumptionsolutions would be found that were palatable to disagreeing tax writers and politicians, and a list of what were actually uses of income for "savings" would be brought forth.
Now, here's the radical part. The Internal Revenue Service would no longer have as its best-known role the bullying tax collector of the federal government. Instead, it would be the tax
rebater. To see how this would work, first note that the IRS would have no idea how much a given taxpayer had spent on consumption, and therefore, it would have no idea how many dollars any given taxpayer had paid in national sales tax over the course of a given year. However, because every last taxpayer could demonstrate net additions to or depletions of savings through statements from their financial institutions, the IRS could be
shown how much each taxpayer spent on consumption: it would be total income minus net additions to or depletions of qualifying savings. That means the IRS would be able to determinepretty closely, anywayhow much a taxpayer had paid in consumption taxes in a given year.
Now comes the new role of the IRS as rebater.
Establish income brackets that reflect greater and greater ability to cover basic necessities of life without beating up total income. For a fellow like Byron, since he blew $8,000 of his lousy $20,000 total income, he ended up paying $1,200 in national sales tax. The New Tax Code would rebate this entire amount to him. In fact, just to bend over backwards, give Byron the benefit of the doubt about how much he simply must spend to keep going and say it's $16,000 instead of $8,000. The IRS would send Byron a check for $16,000×15%, or $2,400.
Notice that Byron has a huge incentive
not to spend
nearly $16,000 in consumption of goods and services, since for every dollar less than $16,000 that he saves instead of using for purchases, he's getting money back from the government that he didn't even
pay in national sales tax.
Let's go on to Barton. No slack for this boy, but nothing adverse, either. Out of absolute necessity, he spent $8,000, so the IRS rebates to him $8,000×15%, or $1,200.
Now, what to do about Mary Ann. The answer is simple: nothing. The woman's making $240,000 a year, for cryin' out loud. Even if she got the same $1,200 that Barton received, she'd probably put it in her Chump Change Purse. But that's
not the real reason she doesn't qualify for a rebate: the real reason she doesn't get money back in recognition of some of the national sales tax she paid during the year is because she is wealthy, and it's the neo-conservatives and the ghosts of the Classical economists who possess them who keep howling about how we should
recognize that it's the well-off people who are the big investors in future productivity. Why on Earth would the New Tax Code give them any reason at all not to fulfill their destiny as the great providers of capital investment? Rebating national sales tax to Mary Ann is nonsense: she's a saver by virtue of her economic standing. It would be illogical for the government that wants each and every citizen to save at the maximum of his or her ability and nature to give a certain class of people any incentive at all not to do what it wants them to do and what they would do by the socio-economic nature.
The lobbyists and the political apologists for people of wealth would bawl at the top of their lungs about the "unfairness" of this. Shutting their pie holes would be a matter of demonstrating that, if the system doesn't work this way, the entire tax structure becomes exactly the regressive income tax that neo-conservatives for decades have hoped for but cowered at the prospect of forcing into open, public debate.
Cleaning Up the Mess the Pigs LeftA massive, fundamental tax overhaul that strips the Internal Revenue Service of its most well-known role as muscleman tax collector, scaring the wits out of taxpayers, would be hugely popular in and of itself. Effectively, the IRS's role in collecting taxes would be reduced to a mechanized organ of overseeing retail operations that would be charged with collecting a national sales tax of 15% on every non-exempt purchase. This is precisely what state and local government tax agencies do all the time. And retailers understand quite well how to manage sales taxes. And the IRS would learn quickly enough how to act like a state sales tax collection operation to do the same thing that states and municipalities have been doing for decades. In its role as a rebater, the IRS would find that its entire reason for interacting with the public would change fundamentally.
As far as the details of such a New Tax Code would be concerned, there would have to be ramp-ups in rebatable income in recognition of dependents. Life-saving and life-preserving medical care and prescriptions would have to be exempt, although a well thought-out national sales tax could be an effective disincentive to people spending on wholly elective surgeries and certain types of medications that neither save nor preserve life. Lobbies for other industries would line up for their exemptions, too; it would require a will of iron to resist every petition for exemption from the national sales tax, and that means a whole lot of unnecessary exemptions would be granted.
Beyond the national sales tax on private consumption would be the need for something equivalent in the corporate world. This would be partially addressed just because businesses would be paying the tax on their purchases in the same way that individuals would. The difficulty would lie in dealing with corporations that purchase through "wholesale" and foreign channels that could slip through the net of a poorly designed sales tax.
A national sales tax would be difficult to construct, of that there is no doubt. But everyone should recognize that it's something the neo-conservatives want, and it's something the President's commission on tax reform might very well recommend; as such, refusing to consider its merits, as modified in outline in this article, not only defeats the hopes of the luminaries of neo-conservatism, but also defies the earnest desires of the President of the United States, himself.
It is, then, worth considering a national sales tax to replace the current income tax system in this country, if for no other reason than that such a national sales tax could end up being a much worse deal for the rich than they ever imagined as they were sending in their campaign contributions to the Republican radicals in Congress and to their inspirational leader, President George W. Bush.
The Dark Wraith has spoken.
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Good morning, Dark Wraith.
Donations are not never accepted. <--- is that what you meant to write?
I'm thinking of getting one of your fine mugs, too. Hey, what about that calendar? What's the status? Huh? Huh?
It's too early to spend money, right now, but as Ahnold is fond of saying, "I'll be back," later, today.
Thank you, Old White Lady. As I've pointed out in the past, I cannot for the life of me edit my own writing worth a darn.
I'm dealing with the calendar issue right now. I've contacted an attorney about the implications of Title 18, Section 2257; but it appears to me to be a pretty grim situation if I want to stay strictly within the law: the documentation that constitutes proof of age of models is clearly designed, in my judgment, to be intrusive to the goal of suppressing erotic graphical presentations or anything that some thuggish government bureaucrat/law enforcement type might deem as such.
I'm working on it, though.
The Dark Wraith prefers to stay miles away from giving the government—especially this government—an excuse to kick his ass twelve different ways to the slammer.
Good morning, Dark Wraith.
My order has been entered.
Now, about delivery. You are going to delivery the goodies, yourself, aren't you?
Now, don't you be waiting until I go to work to deliver! and for heaven's sake, don't you be creeping up to the door, dropping the stuff, ringing the doorbell, and running back to your Jeep!
Let me know when to expect you and I'll have coffee ready:)
Might we make suggestions for the bumper stickers??
Fire away, Lab Kat.
Great graphics Dark Wraith!
Much better than mine (darn it!)
But I am not sure about the "no pussies" thing...Am I missing the point or something? Sorry to be so dense.
Pissed On Politics and Big Brass Alliance Store
I'm partial to "Oh, evolve!"
God bless you, PoliShifter, I was concerned that the allusion would escape someone, but I feared no one would speak up to ask.
Think about it this way. Suppose your female friend owns a cat, and you quite like her cat. However, one day, you and the cat go out to the woods to frolic, and when the two of you return, the cat has acquired a terrible infestation of fleas.
Your female friend, quite dismayed by this, wants you to go to the store with her to buy a shampoo that will rid her cat of the fleas. You, however, become quite upset by this, telling her that you do not support the use of this admittedly very standard, approved treatment. You go so far as to say that such a problem as the one vexing this cat should be allowed to take its own course. "The fleas will leave the cat on their own within a year," you point out. "What you want to do is just not nature's way," you opine.
Well, your friend goes ahead, buys the shampoo, and takes care of the problem with the cat, despite what would otherwise have been a less difficult process had you provided some financial, emotional, and even ideological support.
Awhile later, feeling the need to go to the forest, once again, you invite the cat. Imagine, if you will, PoliShifter, what your female friend is going to have to say about this.
That's right: she's going to say, "No, since you don't believe in getting rid of unwanted fleas, you may not go to the forest with my cat."
Eventually, PoliShifter, you may come to understand that your relationship with that cat is predicated on a respect for its owner's right to remove unwanted fleas.
I shall leave it to you to coördinate the above story with the message of the bumpersticker.
The Dark Wraith has woven his tale.
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I follow (basically), but MAN is that a labored explanation!
- oddjob
So basically if you are pro-life you get no bush...
That for the fable Dark Wraith.
Now I understand.
Maybe thats what all women should do.
"If you want to be pro-life then you can't touch my vagina"
There's always lesbianism and there's nothing wrong with it.
Dark Wraith - what a great lengthy explantion of the no cats logo on the bumper sticker. That was great!
Our mom would not allow us to go out to frolic in the woods with anyone..
Just meowing....
Good evening, CottonSaddieMango. Do as your mother says: there are lots of animals out there just looking for a chance to get some kitty-cats.
The Dark Wraith always escorts his own pets when they wander outside.
Oh, and by the way, PoliShifter, thank you for the compliment on the graphics.
(The trick is to avoid using Photoslop... er, Photoshop whenever and wherever possible.)
The Dark Wraith does love to do graphics.
Dark Wraith,
what do you use for graphics program?
Good evening, Lab Kat.
I would dearly love to do an "Oh, evolve!" bumper sticker, but that one has too many possibilities for getting the whoopee-doo litigated out of me for piracy issues, some of which could reach the level of accusations of out-and-out copyright violations. I haven't researched "Oh, evolve" with respect to copyright, but I have seen it before, and I'm pretty sure I saw it on a bumpersticker. That's enough to make me want to be a zillion miles from using it in the exactly the same way, non-transformatively, commercially, and without any parodic intent on the original usage.
Obviously, I cannot and would not render legal opinion for anyone else, but I do so for my own purposes as a matter of training, experience, and prudence. In some ways, I really am overly cautious (and in other ways, I scare myself with how incautious I can get sometimes). I'd probably even avoid selling goat burgers for fear Mr. Goat™ would take me to court, saying I had diminished the commercial value of his own Goat meat.
You know how litigious goats can be.
The Dark Wraith doesn't want to get trapped with that Goat in Judge Judy's chambers... she might paddle both of us!
Good evening, PoliShifter.
For the most part, I use Paint Shop Pro. I use Photoshop only when there is something I simply cannot do in another graphics program, but for the most part, I can accomplish most things a whole lot more quickly in something other than Photoshop (and I don't have to wait 'til the cows come home for the stupid program to launch).
I do use Photoshop for vector graphics, but with the greater acceptance of PNG format these days, some of the principal reasons for doing vector graphics have become moot. Not having to deal with the maddening frustrations of JPG format anymore, while not having to spend hours and hours in Photoshop fiddling with vector graphics, means being able to use a relatively simple graphics program that doesn't throw a bazillion windows in your face and make it a master's thesis-level task just to get a lettering set-up rendered, colorized, and set to a clean, publication-quality background. It also makes pre-flight a heckuva lot simpler.
Two years ago, a T-shirt screener with whom I was working on a school project just had a fit about having to have a "Photoshopped, vector graphics" version of the images for the front and back of the shirts.
A month ago, a new T-shirt screener with whom I was working took the PNGs I'd created in Paint Shop Pro, and I had store-quality shirts two days later.
Oh, yes, and the screener with whom I'd worked several Summers ago?—his line was disconnected when I tried to call him initially to do the work this Summer.
The Dark Wraith sees a lesson in there somewhere.
My experience with Adobe software suggests it's usually very powerful, and also very user-hostile.
- oddjob
I like that, OddJob: "user-hostile."
It almost has a marketing appeal to it... in a perverse sort of way. It kind of makes you feel butch if you're one of the few people who can actually make sense of it.
The Dark Wraith might even describe economics as "user-hostile" sometimes.
Especially when the econ. research data is being crunched deep in the bowels of SAS, right?
- oddjob
(THAT'S user-hostility!)
Well, hey, if a program can be "user-friendly", why can it not be "user-hostile"?
- oddjob
i really enjoyed your cat-tale.
it is always prudent to be wary of the revenuers.
checking with my accountant on whether or not i can afford some of your fine merchandise.
my cats, the gargles(gargoyles,aka...'punky and merlin) think the dough should go to catnip, although they do appreciate your cat-tales and cat-terwailing.:-)
Good morning, Lenin's Ghost.
If you want to hear some caterwauling, go over to the Old White Lady's blog, It's Morning Somewhere: she opened a bitchfest thread, so I decided to jump in.
Needless to say, it got real ugly, what with my story about the dog, the Bible, and the Black & Decker tools.
The Dark Wraith probably should have kept his heartache to himself.
Good afternoon, Dark Wraith.
I didn't exactly say your sad story was fiction, I was just pointing out some possible discrepancies (as I saw them).
Sometimes, I don't know when to shut up. :)
Oh yeah.. Thanks for reminding Cotton, Saddie, & Mango to do as I say. They don't always listen to me.....
Good afternoon, Old White Lady. For some reason, that reminds me of the old joke about the parrot whose owner, frustrated with his pet's obstinate behavior, mumbled, "Stupid bird," to which the parrot responded, "I can talk. Can you fly?"
The Dark Wraith finds claims of evolutionary hierarchies to be suspect.
Good morning, Dark Wraith.
I clicked the link on the banner at the BBS and it brought me right over here. That's Neato!
Good morning, Old White Lady.
The only problem is that it's sort of a "secret door" kind of trick about which only the insiders on the message board will know. On the other hand, maybe that's one of its greatest advantages.
The Dark Wraith can't decide.
thx for the tip, dark one.
on my way to the sight with the three wise felines (oldwhitelady)
Hello DW,
I have a bumper sticker suggestion. "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. With guns." Perhaps that's not original enough to keep you out of court, but I like it. Excellent cat story, BTW.
Good evening, Crabletta.
Thank you for the compliment on the cat story.
You're right about the "Guns Don't Kill People..." idea: it would get too close to a copyright infringement. I do, however, have one that's a very good twist on it that would pass originality muster.
I need to get an independent pipeline secured for bumper sticker production. Among the several problems I'll have—most of which are relatively easy to surmount, since I used to do these kinds of things when I was a consultant—is the fact that it's so darned cheap to get things made in China that it's just stupid: I'm here to tell you that the wholesale price differences just leave you thinking to yourself, 'This can't be right,' but it is.
The differences have always been there. Taiwan manufacturers used to knock me dead with how much lower their quotes were than their American counterparts' quotes for manufacturing consumer items; but the Chinese! My God, Crabletta.
It's one thing to talk about this from an academic/political standpoint, but it's a whole different world—one I lived in but had almost forgotten about—when you're seeing it from the business end.
Forgive the rambling. It's just that I have all these runs of bumper stickers and other items I want to do, and I need to decide whether I'm going to get it done, and get it done cheaply, or just limp along with this inefficient way I'm doing it right now.
The Dark Wraith didn't think he was going to end up getting back into the business side of business again in his lifetime.
Good afternoon Mr. Wraith (a late afternoon that is). I was wondering, do you get real time feedback from the store so you can see how sales are going at any point in time. Or do you have to check the next day for the prior day's totals, etc.?
I'm asking because I've not been involved in an online store (aside from buying, and not counting eBay) and am curious how business friendly a place like cafepress is to the seller.
On a different note, some folks might be out of town traveling and not have access to purchase their favorite sticker during the period it is available. Maybe you could consider offering all of them during one additional sales period, rather than having to wait until the end of the year?
Good evening, Mr. Goat.
CafePress is about as user friendly as you get for a merchant who cannot do the manufacturing, order processing, and fulfilling on his or her own.
If I could set up a merchant account, I could do the whole thing myself far more cheaply; and I've already written the software so I could get real-time data like nothing even CafePress can do. That having been said, CafePress is awfully impressive with providing real-time information.
Unfortunately, I would dearly love to offer every one of the items at the same time; however, CafePress doesn't permit that. One product can be offered in one graphic only. That's why I have to do the bumper stickers one after the other and kill the entire offer of bumper stickers and magnets and buttons for three days between graphics: that allows orders in progress with one graphic to clear the system; otherwise, orders for one graphic might go into production after the graphic the customer wanted had been pulled and another one was in the hopper to affix the prints on orders.
Now, I can have different graphics for different classes of products, but a single product can't be offered with a choice of different graphics.
That genuinely sucks, I know. If I could set up the merchant account, I could do the entire deal like I used to set up online stores for other companies. But that isn't going to happen for me.
Not, at least, in this lifetime.
The Dark Wraith finds entrepreneurial activity a little daunting sometimes.
Thanks for the answer. That is an unfortunate limitation on the graphics, especially since you want to limit your fundraising to short periods.
Wow, bumper sticker production is way complicated. If I ever get into the biz, I'll stick with CafePress.
I figured my suggestion was too derivative. Here is a complete original: W: Stay the eff* out of my uterus.
*I substitute the real thing for 'eff.'
Afternoon Wraith,
Looking forward to adorning my fridge.
Ever thought of offering one of these graphics on a dart board?
Good Morning Mr.Wraith,
I am curious about the restrictions on designs and merchandise. THe AmericaBlog store has multiple designs on everything from T-Shirts to stickers. Or is this a function of using a paid version of CafePress?
Stickers seem to come in a couple different shapes-an alternative to bumperstickers. Unless of course, my guess that there is a premium version that has a much greater variety of stuff means you are limited to what we see.
I'm going to try AGAIN to get CafePress to recognize my bankcard and let me order a mug.
Good Morning Dark Wraith,
It's simple to set up a merchant account - all you need is a bank account........Oh, I get it.
Oh well, staying off the grid has it's drawbacks. Must be a real pain when it comes time to pay your bills. I prefer online banking - billpay is the best thing since credit cards... I actually never have to think about it!
Good morning, Wild Clover.
The difference is, as you noted, the paid versus the free CafePress account. It wouldn't be cost-effective right now to do the fee-based version. Actually, it really wouldn't be cost-effective, anyway. I can construct an on-line store without breaking a sweat. In fact, I've had quite a number of people at a large, local community college who want me to offer a course in on-line catalog shop creation. To do it right, though, I'd have to make it a fairly serious course only for those who had background in things like CSS, MySQL databases, and other arcane matters of the backroom. Besides, like most colleges with which I deal these days, the Powers That Be just don't see the importance of all the "peripheral," Internet-related stuff. The schools are suffering such a degree of institutional rigor mortis: either it's hard-core programming and hardware courses, or it's Microsoft Office courses. The vast world of deployable, usable applications is left to beg.
The closest thing to fun I have is when, after I get students comfortable with writing VBS code, I tell them the secret, second meaning of "VBS": Virus Building Script. For the younger students, it takes, oh, about one second for the lights to come on about what "macroviruses" are.
I really, really shouldn't bring up things like that in a respectable classroom.
I really shouldn't.
The Dark Wraith is one day going to get his backside kicked for corrupting students.
Good morning, SB Gypsy.
Yes, staying below the radar has its drawbacks. Sometimes, I think to myself, "Boy, if people only knew what kinds of databases are being built and how vulnerable people are to the power of this financial deathgrip the banks have, especially with the Patriot Act and with the ways all of this information can be used and... and..."
Then, it occurs to me: people do know. At least many people have some greater or lesser degree of understanding. People aren't stupid. They do what they have to do to get by in a world that is, by its very nature, unfree. I need to stay off my pedestal about things like that because, whatever way I choose to deal with the system, it is, at the end of the day, just another way to be unfree in an unfree world.
The Dark Wraith finds that epiphany worthy of an annoyed grunt.